If you arent from the area or don't know anyone that has been there, how does one white man get in?
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If you arent from the area or don't know anyone that has been there, how does one white man get in?
[QUOTE=BuckMaster;1580124]If you arent from the area or don't know anyone that has been there, how does one white man get in?[/QUOTE]You pay the cover, show I'd and walk inside. But only after doing the secret handshake and showing them your Secret Squirrel membership ring.
No, but seriously I don't think you have anything to worry about. Both EI and Puzzles along with the other skin joints shouldn't care that you're white. I've been there just once so far because I've had lots of good times at EI so I stick to that place. The whole time I was at Puzzles I was alone and not once did I feel unsafe or unwelcome. Trust me, I stand out way more at these places.
[QUOTE=DcFishMonger; 1580803]You pay the cover, show I'd and walk inside. But only after doing the secret handshake and showing them your Secret Squirrel membership ring.
No, but seriously I don't think you have anything to worry about. Both EI and Puzzles along with the other skin joints shouldn't care that you're white. I've been there just once so far because I've had lots of good times at EI so I stick to that place. The whole time I was at Puzzles I was alone and not once did I feel unsafe or unwelcome. Trust me, I stand out way more at these places.[/QUOTE]No one cares if you are white, black, blue, or purple. People only care if you are LE. Puzzles is tricky, because you need a membership, and you can only get a membership if you can ally the management's concerns that you may be undercover LE or the media. As such, you will have to do as FishMonger says and show I'd, but also give a reference.
[QUOTE=BuckMaster; 1578168]Anyone been by puzzles lately? Never been just looking for some more details on the place.
Thanks[/QUOTE]Puzzles is a great club with great atmosphere. The management makes the girls dance and greet customers (unlike other clubs) , and they are not allowed to just sit around. You can find some very nice looking women (white, latina, and black). I prefer Puzzles over EI, any day of the week.
I guess my question is you say a refrence, what exactly do you mean by a reference?
[QUOTE=BuckMaster;1585118]I guess my question is you say a refrence, what exactly do you mean by a reference?[/QUOTE]You need to be sponsored by a member, have a reference from a dancer, or otherwise prove that you are not LE or code enforcement.
I stopped in the Ebony Inn Tuesday evening for the first time in months. It was very slow due to the storm. I got approached by "Egypt" shortly after arriving and got 3 dances for 20.
(5'7, 135lbs, light brown skin, tatoo's, extra soft body, braces. 23yrs). After some small talk, she told me about the VIP area and invited me in. I wasn't feeling it so I inquired about take out and got her number. Her outside rates were extremely reasonable and comparable to the club rates. I didn't waste any time and called her the next afternoon.
I met her at her girlfriends hotel room (another dancer at EI named Luscious). After exchanging hugs and hellos, it was obvious Luscious wanted to stay and watch or join in. Strangely, I let the moment pass and Luscious went to the car while we stayed in the room. (I had a quasi 4 some a few days earlier. 2 girls with one watching and commenting at the foot of the bed, and got a BBBJTC with a streetwalker the previous night. To much of a good thing I guess. I'll put reviews later.). I actually left EI around 9ish, went on a cruise around Eastern Ave and the surrounding area, found a chik named "Unique" who hooked me up. Got her number as well.
Anyway, Egypt looked a little better in the club than she did the next day. I'd give her 6. 5/10 looks, body 6/10, attitude 7/10. She has a little acne and braces. If you have a school girl fantasy she could play the role perfectly. The best part of her body is how soft it is. She's on the small side but her ass and legs are butter soft, smooth and squeezable. I took many nibbles. Which she didn't seem to mind. All services were covered and limits were standard. I didn't request greek. She took her time, no rush. I was moving slow because I really wasn't even that horny. Just hype. LOL. She thought I wasn't feeling her, blamed the condom and worked harder to please me. The only slightly annoying thing about the interaction was her focus on the condom. She kept checking if it was on while I was mid stroke. She actually got really wet at one point and pushed me off her stomach to check the condom to see if it had busted. I found myself telling her "it's all good the condom is still on. Just relax" every few minutes to put her at ease. It reminded me of a high school hookup with a girlfriend. 2 positions, some pics for this review and I was out. I'll definitely repeat. I have a feeling she'll get much better and comfortable after a few rounds.
The girls want to increase their business so trusted mongers pm for contact info.
Safe hunting,
Drkrider
[QUOTE=Drkrider; 1586266]The girls want to increase their business so trusted mongers pm for contact info.
Safe hunting,
Drkrider[/QUOTE]Rider, your PM box is apparently full.
I was just there last night, as a single white dude, and walked right in after paying the 20, showing them I'd, saying no when they asked if I was cop, and filling out their form.
Bigger disappointment is that I was there for a while and only got offered a dance once, regular ones on the floor, and that was right before closing. I was tipping well on stage too, so not sure what happened. Usually when I'm the only white guy in a black club in PG, they swarm to me. Ah well, must've been an off night based on other reviews. I went to Harley Riders after they closed, and made up for everything.
[QUOTE=DoeSurfer;1586069]You need to be sponsored by a member, have a reference from a dancer, or otherwise prove that you are not LE or code enforcement.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Triple E; 1587961]I was just there last night, as a single white dude, and walked right in after paying the 20, showing them I'd, saying no when they asked if I was cop, and filling out their form.
Bigger disappointment is that I was there for a while and only got offered a dance once, regular ones on the floor, and that was right before closing. I was tipping well on stage too, so not sure what happened. Usually when I'm the only white guy in a black club in PG, they swarm to me. Ah well, must've been an off night based on other reviews. I went to Harley Riders after they closed, and made up for everything.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about their lack of service. Was actually trying to decide between Puzzles and EI for a night out with some friends this week. What form did they make you fill out BTW?
For old timers. Egypt was SIN on the loop and thick. Booty use to jiggle when she walk. T. W. Remembers her. We did rock, paper, monger to see who will get the try out. LOL.
[QUOTE=Drkrider; 1586266]I stopped in the Ebony Inn Tuesday evening for the first time in months. It was very slow due to the storm. I got approached by "Egypt" shortly after arriving and got 3 dances for 20.
(5'7, 135lbs, light brown skin, tatoo's, extra soft body, braces. 23yrs). After some small talk, she told me about the VIP area and invited me in. I wasn't feeling it so I inquired about take out and got her number. Her outside rates were extremely reasonable and comparable to the club rates. I didn't waste any time and called her the next afternoon.
I met her at her girlfriends hotel room (another dancer at EI named Luscious). After exchanging hugs and hellos, it was obvious Luscious wanted to stay and watch or join in. Strangely, I let the moment pass and Luscious went to the car while we stayed in the room. (I had a quasi 4 some a few days earlier. 2 girls with one watching and commenting at the foot of the bed, and got a BBBJTC with a streetwalker the previous night. To much of a good thing I guess. I'll put reviews later.). I actually left EI around 9ish, went on a cruise around Eastern Ave and the surrounding area, found a chik named "Unique" who hooked me up. Got her number as well.
Anyway, Egypt looked a little better in the club than she did the next day. I'd give her 6. 5/10 looks, body 6/10, attitude 7/10. She has a little acne and braces. If you have a school girl fantasy she could play the role perfectly. The best part of her body is how soft it is. She's on the small side but her ass and legs are butter soft, smooth and squeezable. I took many nibbles. Which she didn't seem to mind. All services were covered and limits were standard. I didn't request greek. She took her time, no rush. I was moving slow because I really wasn't even that horny. Just hype. LOL. She thought I wasn't feeling her, blamed the condom and worked harder to please me. The only slightly annoying thing about the interaction was her focus on the condom. She kept checking if it was on while I was mid stroke. She actually got really wet at one point and pushed me off her stomach to check the condom to see if it had busted. I found myself telling her "it's all good the condom is still on. Just relax" every few minutes to put her at ease. It reminded me of a high school hookup with a girlfriend. 2 positions, some pics for this review and I was out. I'll definitely repeat. I have a feeling she'll get much better and comfortable after a few rounds.
The girls want to increase their business so trusted mongers pm for contact info.
Safe hunting,
Drkrider[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pimp Trick;1589859]For old timers. [b]Egypt was SIN on the loop and thick. Booty use to jiggle when she walk. T. W. Remembers her.[/b] We did rock, paper, monger to see who will get the try out. LOL.[/QUOTE]Ahhhhh! The good ole days LOL. Whats the word on the street PT? Long time no see.
Thank you D. C. Members for your helpful reviews of EI. Took the plunge and checked it out last Saturday and was very satisfied, the best experience I've had at a strip joint. I'm usually around the Richmond area, so my experiences there have always been sanitized with pasties and bikini bottoms and no mileage. Spent most of my time with Kenya / Gorgeous? So seductive and erotic. I didn't have enough time to sample many others, but that will change I'm sure. I'm not sure how I'll ever be able to go back. I must have gotten Puzzles and EI mixed up because the VIP area at EI was not visible to the dance floor except for the cheap one-way window that provided enough privacy. I'm aiming to try Puzzles next time I'm in the area, but I had such a good time at EI that if I had to choose I may opt for EI again. The reviews were accurate, even though I'm young and Asian no one paid any attention. In fact some of the other guys there were even helpful, the girls certainly were. Again, my thanks to the D. C. Mongers.
DcFishMonger, I know you said you don't have many friends interested in hobbying. If you're interested, next time I'm up I'd be up for joining you if you're available and perhaps getting a few pointers.
Passing through that part of town, which is not familiar to me, with 45 minutes to kill and a map search led me to the Mocombo.
What a hoot! The size of a living room, and calling it a dive just doesn't do it justice.
But I had a blast (really). Not in a usual strip club way, it was sort of like being in an R-rated sitcom. A couple of the girls were smoking hot. And a couple made me avert my eyes. But still a hoot (and cheap).
Went to Irvings last Sat around 3am. I haven't been in there in prob 4 to 5 years. They've def upgraded the look of the place. As for the girls I'd say they ranged from 3-7. Most around 5 or 6. Nothing stunning in there at all. To my surprise laps are now $10 (shows you how long it's been for me) ha. I'm sure you could prob save some dough by paying as you go and not per song. One chick had a nice phat ass but the smell between her cheeks was foul. Sent her on the way quick. Got 1 or two laps from others. Just ok. Found one very thick girl with buck teeth toward the end. I forgot her name though. Got about 4 laps and was pleased. Negotiated a BJ to be done in my car after. Didn't happen though. I left about 15 min before closing and she said she'd be out shortly. I ended up falling asleep in my car and when I woke up there were only like 2 cars left in the lot. Not sure if she was BSing from the start or she couldn't find me. Either way it's prob a good thing. From what I can tell take out shouldn't be very hard to get there. Only prob for me is I rarely hit these spots and when I do it's just to scout for takeout. Not really there for laps. But it's hard to just walk in, get 1 lap, and then say "hey do you want to put a sausage in your mouth." That prob won't work. You can def do that in New Orleans, Houston, and a few spots in Atlanta, but it seems that's a little tough in DC. In New Orleans you can literally be getting your johnson waxed with 5 minutes of arriving. LOL