Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gooch;1855070]She is a gorgeous lady. However, she didn't do that with me. In fact, quite the opposite, she was grabbing it so tightly it was starting to get painful. Once I got her to lighten up, things started working properly. But I felt like I was instructing her. Great massage, but the finish, Eh.[/QUOTE]I had Mia on Thursday of this week around noon. I agree she is gorgeous and she also told me she has been working there a long time. Really? I have been to Pine Tree maybe 4-5 times this year alone and at least that many last year and NEVER heard of her before this week. As for the HE, YMMV. She was straddling me as she started to work her magic but since I am so visual I asked that she stand next to me so I could watch. Funny, I too had to instruct her how I wanted it I. E. Stroke the whole shaft with all your hand S-L-O-W-L-Y. I had to tell her to use her thumb when polishing that purple helmet. But without saying anything she cupped the helmet with her entire hand and gave it a vigorous shake. It was good but like Gooch said EH. I have had better. We did some mish before that but it was pretty uninspired. I did tell Lee (owner and my former favorite there) that I was disappointed. And what is this crap about hitting us up for a few bucks for the candy dish? Geesh, you think we don't spend much money there as it is. I am thinking of looking elsewhere but not sure where to go. Crystal Spa has been a real disappointment (very rushed) my last two time there. The spa in Orland Park on LaGrange (forgot the name) was ridiculous the last time I went. No clothes taken off and the masseuse used saran wrap around Richard. I have not been back since.

Not much going on in the AMP circuit for us southsiders. I have used some escorts from backpage but that too is a hit or miss. Sigh, this is sadly getting old for me.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;1844586]Anyone know if Joanne is back? Had her there but she says she was going on vacation.[/QUOTE]I went there yesterday and it was extremely busy, I had to wait about 10 minutes with another monger coming in and saying he would come back later. Two left while sat waiting outside. I finally made it to room and had Mya stop in said hi with a hug very cute and great shape. I thought she would be MT, after taking off clothes and getting ready a different girl came in said her name was Jenni or so I thought could have been Joanee, she was very petite, great for walking back during massage. She had very nice curves when I was asked if I had good enough massage while laying on stomach. I said yes, but more would be needed with gentle hand when I flipped over. Very nice, but also had the candy donation for kids left on the way out. It was very busy with doorbell ringing at least 5 times while I was there.

I have been to Pine Tree once. Had Joanne and just got the HJ. She seemed like she wants to make the customer happy and I enjoyed her service.

Few bucks for the candy dish? No way. I have also been to Crystal once and it was very uninspiring. I've been finding that other places too. Customer service sucks, rushed service, jack hammering the missal, and demanding more money than what is offered.

[QUOTE=SmoothDog; 1855125]I had Mia on Thursday of this week around noon. I agree she is gorgeous and she also told me she has been working there a long time. Really? I have been to Pine Tree maybe 4-5 times this year alone and at least that many last year and NEVER heard of her before this week. As for the HE, YMMV. She was straddling me as she started to work her magic but since I am so visual I asked that she stand next to me so I could watch. Funny, I too had to instruct her how I wanted it I. E. Stroke the whole shaft with all your hand S-L-O-W-L-Y. I had to tell her to use her thumb when polishing that purple helmet. But without saying anything she cupped the helmet with her entire hand and gave it a vigorous shake. It was good but like Gooch said EH. I have had better. We did some mish before that but it was pretty uninspired. I did tell Lee (owner and my former favorite there) that I was disappointed. And what is this crap about hitting us up for a few bucks for the candy dish? Geesh, you think we don't spend much money there as it is. I am thinking of looking elsewhere but not sure where to go. Crystal Spa has been a real disappointment (very rushed) my last two time there. The spa in Orland Park on LaGrange (forgot the name) was ridiculous the last time I went. No clothes taken off and the masseuse used saran wrap around Richard. I have not been back since.

Not much going on in the AMP circuit for us southsiders. I have used some escorts from backpage but that too is a hit or miss. Sigh, this is sadly getting old for me.[/QUOTE]

At one time there was quite a bit of discussion about a certain provider "Y" at the Maple in Lisle. I know she left quite a while ago and kind of disappeared. Has anybody heard anything on her? I'd really like to see her again.

Had my first visit recently and was not happy. First disappointment-Ma-mason said that I could not choose girl-but assured me that I would be given a nice girl. Is this standard practice there? Do they allow you to make appointment with specific girl? Well they did give a nice looking girl, nice body, B cups, I would say early 30s. Went by the name K. Gave me thorough table shower. When back in the room I was quite shocked at how upfront she was about extras. English was a problem for her but she managed to make sure that I understood that the $70 was just for the room and did not include tips or extras. Girl had absolutely no personality, no smile-nothing. She had the dead eyed look of someone who had been in the business a long time and was completely jaded. I don't know if full menu was available but she want 1. 2 for a CBJ. When I said too much she asked me how much would I pay her. I said that I really just wanted a good massage with a hs. For about 10 minutes I did get a back massage. Then I just got some very like tickling with the fingers. This would have been okay at the end of a good massage-but for her it was the entire massage. Then I may have dreamed she flipped me over, took off her top, and finished me off. I was not turned on at all by her-just so mechanical and it was difficult to cum. She wanted to know if I had been drinking, I guess because I took so long. I didn't tell her the truth-that she was just so bad that I was having a hard time. Good news is that she says that she will be leaving in two weeks.

I had her too. She was the same with me. Johanne is much better.

[QUOTE=Marty Graw;1859374]Had my first visit recently and was not happy. First disappointment-Ma-mason said that I could not choose girl-but assured me that I would be given a nice girl. Is this standard practice there? Do they allow you to make appointment with specific girl? Well they did give a nice looking girl, nice body, B cups, I would say early 30s. Went by the name K. Gave me thorough table shower. When back in the room I was quite shocked at how upfront she was about extras. English was a problem for her but she managed to make sure that I understood that the $70 was just for the room and did not include tips or extras. Girl had absolutely no personality, no smile-nothing. She had the dead eyed look of someone who had been in the business a long time and was completely jaded. I don't know if full menu was available but she want 1. 2 for a CBJ. When I said too much she asked me how much would I pay her. I said that I really just wanted a good massage with a hs. For about 10 minutes I did get a back massage. Then I just got some very like tickling with the fingers. This would have been okay at the end of a good massage-but for her it was the entire massage. Then I may have dreamed she flipped me over, took off her top, and finished me off. I was not turned on at all by her-just so mechanical and it was difficult to cum. She wanted to know if I had been drinking, I guess because I took so long. I didn't tell her the truth-that she was just so bad that I was having a hard time. Good news is that she says that she will be leaving in two weeks.[/QUOTE]

I believe you can call ahead and ask for someone if they are working. I never like the demanding of the tip.

We all love Joanne!

[QUOTE=Deizel5;1859436]I had her too. She was the same with me. Johanne is much better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Amping Around; 1859222]At one time there was quite a bit of discussion about a certain provider "Y" at the Maple in Lisle. I know she left quite a while ago and kind of disappeared. Has anybody heard anything on her? I'd really like to see her again. [/QUOTE]I know she is still in the area from two internet sources. And one source would make you think she is working. Maybe she is at a legitimate salon make I also would be curious to find out myself even to go get a good good massage. Though I feel she she is on the down low to leave the rest behind. If anyone knows PM me also please.

Went for my fourth visit in the past couple months and finally had Joanne. She is a sight to see. Young, bubbley, amazing body. Had a good massage, then she got naked and we had some fun. Unreal little body, got to go back, just need to be sure I have her.

Went to Pine couple weeks ago, got a massage from a ok looking lady, standard finish and was told more available next time, I might return if in the area.

7 Spa in Itasca, don't go there to waste your money unless you like very very old lady (s).

Anyone try the A-Spa at Addison? It was closed for sometime.

I tried to call 4 times on Friday and it said voicemail was full. I did go the last time they were open. Tina was great.

There is also an A SPA in Oakbrook. I think this is the same owners. I got one massage from Tina there. Nice but very stand offish to me. Got a couple very lame massages from a few others there. A lot better places out there.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker;1874461]I tried to call 4 times on Friday and it said voicemail was full. I did go the last time they were open. Tina was great.[/QUOTE]

Saw Joanne again this past week. It's one thing for a woman to have a condescending, pouty tone when she talks to you, but it's another to have a hot asian girl do it. One is a witch, the other is hot. Great massage with extras, she's the best!

[QUOTE=Franky30;1873864]7 Spa in Itasca, don't go there to waste your money unless you like very very old lady (s).[/QUOTE]Both ladies there are in their perhaps late 40's early 50's. Am I the only senior citizen around here? Fine, so they are 'very very' old from the point of view of the generation Y mongers. But their enthusiasm counts for something, and I have no complaints.

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They may have been reviewed here before.

Very clean establishment, with large rooms.

The idea is a therapeutic massage of good quality. Some limited happiness is possible, but no roaming or disrobing was allowed, at least not in my case when I checked them out a few weeks ago.