Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ken Blue Eyes; 1770331]Look, if you don't want to share your favorite, that's fine. This board is about sharing, and there isn't enough that gets done here. Beauty and petite are in the eyes of the beholder, and life is too short to argue about those concepts here. Having said that, Raquelle has a very nice body and is not at all fat or chunky. Personally, I wouldn't describe her as petite and didn't in my initial report. I would also not describe her as beautiful. I don't think she's ugly either. These are ads; take them for what they are worth. The photos she shows are probably not hers, but are a close approximation. In fact, I told her that they show up on tineye, and she said that someone stole them from her. Surprise: providers fib.

It doesn't come close to what I consider bait and switch. She doesn't show her face in the ads. I frankly can't tell one naked back from another if they are close. I can also say that she wasn't drugged up or drunk when I saw her. That would cause me to walk away before the session.

I've had lots of massages. Raquelle's falls into the category of the kind that I would get from a girlfriend. She rubs the oil on and works on a knot or two. You can get a much better massage at an Asian massage place. The difference for me is that Raquelle is more sensual, better communication skills and seemed to have fun. You disagree. I get it.

If you're looking for the holy grail (a beautiful, petite CMT who delivers a wild sensual release) , I haven't found her yet but will be sure to report when I do. Thanks for your contribution to the board.[/QUOTE]Great post, Ken. And agree with most that you say. Raquelle is not the most beautiful, but she's not a troll either. I am sure you can relate when an ad is deceiving, only to be disappointed upon arrival. She never introduced me to her roommate, I just heard somebody walking around, which kind of freaked me out, too. I am glad you cleared that up. Live and learn.

Qjwin. I Had a similar experience with Tara. I called and left a voicemail, but it was not returned. Then I decided to email her. And scheduling has been a breeze ever since. I called her on it, and she explained that she is usually booked up all day and that she will not call too late in the day, Because many of us have wives. Me included, which I appreciate about her. I would suggest emailing her. I have never had an issue with her not returning my emails. Try it out. Also, once you build up a I think once you build up a relationship with her, there is really no issue. That is my experience, any way. I am sharing that she is my favorite, without a doubt, and if any of you decide to go see her, please do not tell her that I mentioned this. My email and username on here are similar, and she would figure it out in a heartbeat. She is the best that I have found so far, and she purposely told me not to write a review when I asked if I could after our first appointment. Please respect a monger as I don't want to screw this up.

Also, I agree with you on Emilee. She has some of the highest prices, while delivering the least service. I could barely touch her as well, and it just seemed like she wanted to get it over as soon as possible. I left satisfied, but would not return. It's a shame because I think she's really pretty, but looks only go so far.

And it is true that we need to be careful on this board, but we have to be able to discuss something. Otherwise, what's the point of it? I think most of us know not to give any personal details. And if that LE wanted, they could find out anything they wanted, anyway. But, you're right, and hopefully we all respect ourselves and our girls enough to know what not to say. In my opinion, this board is pretty tame, and so far I haven't really seen any information that would get anyone in trouble.

Just my 2 cents. Monger on!

JBJ

[QUOTE=Qjwin; 1770823]Just a few things:

1.) Tara never never never ever ever returns any of my phone calls, as far I'm concerned she's a complete and total flake, as flaky as the biggest flake in the Corn Flakes box.

2.) Emilee is definitely a below average provider who barely lets you touch her, and, here's the most important point: she constantly advertises in the "escort" section of Backpage which implies full service yet she clearly never provides full service, hell, she barely provides any service (yes, she does do HEs). At the very least Emilee should be putting her ads in the "Body Rub" section and should never get anywhere near putting her ads in the "Escort" section. She's basically a ripoff by implying one thing in the Escort section yet providing nothing more than what the gals in the Body Rub section provide.

3.) Be careful on any of these Madison boards, LE has infiltrated them in the past and is most likely doing so again. In the past they infiltrated them to gain intel on the SW scene, I'm sure they're infiltrating them now to gain intel on the Backpage scene.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen Tara or Emilee in a couple of years. Tara has always returned my calls (not right away). It' just that scheduling is difficult. I've only seen Emilee once and did so with the understanding, from other reviews, that she is massage only so there were no disappointments. I'm interested in massage only and appreciate a really good technical massage even in the absence of a good sensual technique. I can only afford a few massages per year, so I carefully research my choices. As to the last comment, mosts of the providers that I've seen are middle aged adult women supplementing income and providing massages in their own residence or studio. I hope LE resources aren't being allocated there, but I guess nothing should surprise me.

[QUOTE=Qjwin; 1770823]Just a few things:

1.) Tara never never never ever ever returns any of my phone calls, as far I'm concerned she's a complete and total flake, as flaky as the biggest flake in the Corn Flakes box.

2.) Emilee is definitely a below average provider who barely lets you touch her, and, here's the most important point: she constantly advertises in the "escort" section of Backpage which implies full service yet she clearly never provides full service, hell, she barely provides any service (yes, she does do HEs). At the very least Emilee should be putting her ads in the "Body Rub" section and should never get anywhere near putting her ads in the "Escort" section. She's basically a ripoff by implying one thing in the Escort section yet providing nothing more than what the gals in the Body Rub section provide.

3.) Be careful on any of these Madison boards, LE has infiltrated them in the past and is most likely doing so again. In the past they infiltrated them to gain intel on the SW scene, I'm sure they're infiltrating them now to gain intel on the Backpage scene.[/QUOTE]So what kind of happy ending does Emilee provide?

I got hand job.

I called for info and she said 180 for 1 hour. She text me the address (motel on Hayes Road.) The price seems high with no other info. Has anyone tried her? If so how was the service?

Hello all! I'm coming up from Milwaukee to the Dells and was wondering if there are any AMP's in the Dells area? Please let me know. Thanks in advance!

My ATF is gone on vacation and need an alternative. I have tried and reviewed a couple girls, disappointed so far. I saw a woman posting on BP before who advertised Tantra. Has anyone seen her or have her contact info?

Wondering what the experience is like. If its a decent massage or some metaphysical crap. I just want a good massage and to leave happy. No interest in exploring my soul or getting ethereal. Just want my knots worked out and to be satisfied.

Thanks in advance,

JBJ

[QUOTE=JimBobJones; 1810811]My ATF is gone on vacation and need an alternative. I have tried and reviewed a couple girls, disappointed so far. I saw a woman posting on BP before who advertised Tantra. Has anyone seen her or have her contact info?

Wondering what the experience is like. If its a decent massage or some metaphysical crap. I just want a good massage and to leave happy. No interest in exploring my soul or getting ethereal. Just want my knots worked out and to be satisfied.

Thanks in advance,

JBJ[/QUOTE]I've gone to her about three times. She gives a great massage, has a new shower table. She does a little bit more each time you see her but for now it's a self release at the end. She is nice looking but a little thick (NOT fat). I do think she has a very sexy look to her.

[QUOTE=Sifter;1815443]I've gone to her about three times. She gives a great massage, has a new shower table. She does a little bit more each time you see her but for now it's a self release at the end. She is nice looking but a little thick (NOT fat). I do think she has a very sexy look to her.[/QUOTE]Sifter. Thanks for responding. I went to her website and checked it out and I just want to state the obvious. If anyone disagrees, I am open to new information.

1) Her arms are as big as my legs. Maybe Sifter calls this "thick" because it doesn't jiggle, but it still looks like too much mass to me.

2) I hate when women scam people – such as,"Oh, keep coming, you'll get more every time". If she is that desperate for return clientele, and she needs to use that kind of game to get them, count me out.

3) My ATF actually showers with me – I will take that over laying down on a table any day.

4) My ATF also kisses, allows me to satisfy her and satisfies me – all of this with probably the best therapeutic massage I have ever had.

5) And this is the best – three times and still no rub downtown? Are you joking me?

I guess it's true that you do get what you pay for – luckily I can afford the good stuff.

JBJ

I just wanted to update a little bit on Tara. Since I was so quick to criticise her last summer when she was cacelling and missing appt. I wanted to share the transition that has happened. She is back to being as dependable as one can be, always on time and responds to e-mails in a very timely fashion. You put that together with her great service and you would have to be a fool to pass on her. Take advantage of one of the true professionals we have around here.

I forgot to mention that she is also looking beautiful. She looks well rested and at the top of her game. Enjoy gentlemen.

[QUOTE=Fyjimo;1816654]I just wanted to update a little bit on Tara. Since I was so quick to criticise her last summer when she was cacelling and missing appt. I wanted to share the transition that has happened. She is back to being as dependable as one can be, always on time and responds to e-mails in a very timely fashion. You put that together with her great service and you would have to be a fool to pass on her. Take advantage of one of the true professionals we have around here.[/QUOTE]It's been awhile since I've seen Tara, thanks for the report. I'm about 1. 5 hours from Madison so having her flake out wasn't an option. Now that is back to dependable I will happily make the 1. 5 hour drive. She is worth it. Great massage skills, friendly, cute and I leave happy. Thanks again for the report, it's much appreciated.

Its good to hear Tara is looking beautiful. Does she still have flapjack titties or did she upgrade? I haven't seen her for almost a year now. Before that I enjoyed her services for numerous years. She does give the best massage in Madison! And she works hard to give you some special attention so you leave happy. She is extremely open minded and kinky too. Scheduling a few days in advance is the best via text message. Was never stood up in all the times I've seen her.

[QUOTE=Madisonmassage;1817664]Its good to hear Tara is looking beautiful. Does she still have flapjack titties or did she upgrade? I haven't seen her for almost a year now. Before that I enjoyed her services for numerous years. She does give the best massage in Madison! And she works hard to give you some special attention so you leave happy. She is extremely open minded and kinky too. Scheduling a few days in advance is the best via text message. Was never stood up in all the times I've seen her.[/QUOTE]Dude, she's not totally flat in the chest, but no upgrade. She was talking about it. Not sure what's up. Me, I'm an ass man anyway. She's got the best I've seen.

[QUOTE=Madisonmassage;1817664]Its good to hear Tara is looking beautiful. Does she still have flapjack titties or did she upgrade? I haven't seen her for almost a year now. Before that I enjoyed her services for numerous years. She does give the best massage in Madison! And she works hard to give you some special attention so you leave happy. She is extremely open minded and kinky too. Scheduling a few days in advance is the best via text message. Was never stood up in all the times I've seen her.[/QUOTE]Well I don"t agree with your assessment of her tits. I find them to be exactly what I like, natural with very nice nips. I prefer them over grabbing onto a hanful or mouthful of silicone. I would not change a thing about her. Just the truth, guys. I have nothing to gain by saying these things, but you all should know what a gem we have here.