Ann At The Ch Condo ... a scathing review
I got a PM from a fellow monger recommending Ann because she would bury her face in your azz when giving a rimmer
so after having the thought fester in my head for a week or so I had to try
I called up and we set a time.
Then when I got there I had to wait a while before given the apt #
I go there and am told to be quiet and wait on the couch
I watched as another monger was escorted out (how appetizing)
I handed over the one and a half and she was tearing her clothes off
I thought cool, very cool
but that's when things go bad
I lay back, azz in the air but she wasn't taking the bait. Didn't swallow the balls, didn't give BBBJ, I asked to cancel
She called the lady that books the appointments and offered me a franklin, I said I want the whole thing (if us mongers don't stand up for ourselves, the providers will do less and charge more)
She said no way
After much waiting and being called every name in the book (usually I can hold out until I get the whole thing back but in this case I could tell she had all the time in the world and I didn't) I agreed on one point two and left with my unspent manhood still in my ballbag
so now before this evening's mongering I have a triple less to work with
can neone recommend a good CH.Condo in the one point four to one point six range that features a real old lady, don't like young girls
Face is no good but not terrible either
Body is chunky and not toned but again not terrible
The D cups are not real if you feel them careully
Would not repeat
Russian-Japanese Nice Dish
I noticed a listing for a Russian-Japanese mix and thought the photos were cute, so your Randy roaming reporter decided to see if this might be a tasty addition to my recently announced Chinese diet! All I can say is Try it! You'll like it!
Christinia is fairly tall, about 5'8" and quite cute. She's between a B and a C, but definately in proportion.
The very best part was when the first thing she asked me was "What do you like? What do you want me to do?" Damn! She's definately NOT a part of the local union. She acually seems to think that she ought to be doing what I like, not what she wants. How's that for a change of pace?
Her performance was excellent, and you can bet that I'll be a repeat, probably several times.
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Suggestion for guarding against ROBs
[QUOTE=John Edward]She called some lady then she handed me the phone. This lady said what I was asking was illegal. Maria left with the money.[/QUOTE]One possible way to deal with this kind of trick is as follows:
(1) Fees [U]usually[/U] range near $.6, which amounts to eight Jacksons. But, nothing says you can't use a trio of Grants and a Hamilton, or a Franklin and a Grant and a Hamilton. (You get the point.)
(2) Before she arrives, [U]cut the bills cleanly in half[/U]. It's legal (and it happens occasionally...for instance, when you're opening an envelope with bills in it).
(3) When she arrives, give her one of the half-stacks of bills and tell her that you'll give her the other half at the end. Also tell her that, without [U]her[/U] half, the stack [U]you[/U] have is useless to you. If she asks why you don't want to give her both stacks, just tell her you've been ripped-off before and this is your way of protecting against it happening again.
(4) Also tell her that banks [U]will[/U] accept bills that have been taped back together...as long as the serial numbers match, of course. Tell her it's perfectly legal and that banks see it often.
(5) Likely, she won't know what to do with a stack of cut-in-half bills, even if she decides to cut-and-run. More likely, she'll stay (though you'll probably only get marginal service) in order to earn the other half.
(6) If she leaves with her half-stack just to spite you, let her go. The next day, go down to your local bank. They will accept a partial bill, as long as the serial number shows. You'll need to make up a believable story as to [U]why[/U] you don't have the other half. ("Ex-girlfriend did it for spite," "Magic trick gone awry," etc)
(7) Just in case, when you cut the bills in half, cut one side larger than the other side (say, about a 33%-to-66% ratio). Give the ROB the smaller sides.
[B][I]Good luck, and have fun at the Forum.[/I][/B]
