Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mister Man]I've visited that place four times, Groucho. The first two times I had a good massage that ended with an HJ which I didn't have to ask for. The second of these two times, the lady massaged and caressed my perinium while I was lying on my stomach for five to ten minutes to turn me on, which was very nice. Sadly and stupidly, I did not get her name. The third time, I received a pretty lousy massage with no HJ at the end. The fourth time, I only came in for half an hour, and received a very nice massage with no HJ from a lady named Sophie. The lack of an HJ might be explained by the short timeframe; I plan to visit again at some point to see if she does more with a longer session.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your input. My personal favorite masseuses are: Kimmie or Cindy at LF (Cindy is by appointment only). Also, Moon at 105 E. 15th st gives a very competent massage.

I visited that random AMP in the 30's (in Manhattan) that's advertising 'we do bbbj' all over Craigs. Anyway, let's just say I went in, saw the girl they brought to me and I bailed. I made up some horse-crap about having to hit an ATM and I basically didn't go back.

$200 for a less-then-mediocre late-30's Asian girl (who's probably already blown half of NYC) is too much to spend in my opinion. If anyone DID have a kickin' time at this place please PM me cause maybe I went on the wrong day or something. Billy

*Also, went to Ocean spa, got a standard 1 hour massage right before they closed. My advice: Stay away. The girl I was with didn't offer any extras (it might have been cause they were closing) but anyway, I thought I basicaly took one for the team here.

Stopped by here twice in the past month. Rang the buzzer downstairs, buzzed up; the barbershop is on the right side and the massage rooms are straight ahead as you reach the floor. Both times, Tina was my masseuse. Tina is Korean, about 5'4", late 30's to early 40's, not bad looking and she has a nice chest. The prices are forty for a half hour and fifty for an hour. Both times I paid for an hour massage. She gives a decent massage but I noticed she tends to repeat certain routines throughout the massage. Nice pre-flip, she will give you some anal play if you are into that. While she maybe on the mature side, she makes up for it in experience. She knows how to please and has a friendly demeanor. I asked her to go slow, so the finale was intense. However, I was disappointed in two things; she tends to short you about ten to fifteen minutes and she props your legs over hers so that limits any sort of roaming. Nevertheless I had fun. I tip thirty and she seemed happy about that.

Went to 16th again yesterday, had a very nice hour-long massage, and when she was massaging my legs, she kept doing light brushing over the backs of my thighs, not quite touching my balls or perinium but very close and turning me on a great deal, but when I flipped over, the timer soon buzzed and I didn't get anything even closely resembling a HJ. The massage was very good though, which I've come to expect from this place. Was definitely disappointed by the lack of impromptu extras though, oh well.

What's the cheapest HJ you can find, I'm curious. LF is 40 plus tip, but I'd gladly pay less for a shorter massage if a good HJ were assured. There's a korean place on 32nd, a half hour runs 40 and they keep asking for a bigger tip. I wouldn't go there again, I don't think. My preference is a nice long skilled massage with some teasing toward the end and a, uh, seductive HJ. HJ talent varies greatly I've found.

[QUOTE=Billy88]I visited that random AMP in the 30's (in Manhattan) that's advertising 'we do bbbj' all over Craigs. Anyway, let's just say I went in, saw the girl they brought to me and I bailed. I made up some horse-crap about having to hit an ATM and I basically didn't go back.

$200 for a less-then-mediocre late-30's Asian girl (who's probably already blown half of NYC) is too much to spend in my opinion. If anyone DID have a kickin' time at this place please PM me cause maybe I went on the wrong day or something. Billy

*Also, went to Ocean spa, got a standard 1 hour massage right before they closed. My advice: Stay away. The girl I was with didn't offer any extras (it might have been cause they were closing) but anyway, I thought I basicaly took one for the team here.[/QUOTE]I use to hit a few places in the city that were great, but they were closed and its getting harder to find new ones.

Has anyone ever been to Zuki Spa on Lexington and 93rd?

[QUOTE=Uclabru1]Has anyone ever been to Zuki Spa on Lexington and 93rd?[/QUOTE]
Hmmm...a first-time poster, fishing for info. Could it be an LE detective who's too lazy to do any field work?

[QUOTE=Mighty Spearsman]Hmmm...a first-time poster, fishing for info. Could it be an LE detective who's too lazy to do any field work?[/QUOTE]Or a 20 year old college student who is home for break and lives on the upper east side. I understand the caution, but what am I supposed to do post a couple times then ask?

Stopped by here sometime in early December. Buzzed up, walked up the stairs and was greeted by Lily, a short chubby Chinese woman. I inquired if someone else was available and Michelle introduced herself to me. Michelle said she was busy but Nana, another masseuse was not so I went with her. Nana asked how I know of this place, I said it was a friend who recommended this place and made up a name. Nana is about 5'6" with reddish brown hair, has a nice chest for a Chinese woman and is probably the most decent looking out of the bunch. It's forty for an hour and I was situated in the largest room, which is to your left as you enter.

The massage started out with a towel draped over my body; I quickly asked her to remove it and she had no problem with that. Initially, she used very little strength but I asked to use more and it was a good thing as she used about the right amount. Overall, the massage was decent; it's typical of those Qi Gong Tui Na places where they focus more on kneading rather than rubbing/stroking. On the flip, she stood at the head of the table, massaged my head, chest and worked her way down near the nether region. Then she said the massage was over as I noticed that she was looking at the clock during the front massage. I was disappointed, asked to confirm if it was really over. I tried to persuade her for assistance, but she encouraged self service saying that it's permitted, so I gave up.

Overall, the massage was decent and I'm sure there is more to be had after a few repeat visits. I got dressed, paid her forty and tipped her ten. From the time I met her and to the end of the massage, she was acting a bit weird and suspicious. She must have thought I was 5-0 since I'm young and a ABC. I tried speaking to her in Cantonese; she either didn't understand or pretended not to. I tried my best in my laughable broken Mandarin; that wasn't much better, so we had to converse in English. As I was leaving, she was acting strange, as she kept on pointing at one of the smaller rooms opposite from the one I was in. Well, there's a nice clue. The weird part was when I was leaving, she was still pointing; this time at the no smoking sign that was in the hallway. Since it's a bargain, might repeat to see what happens.

Sapporo,

If you went to the Chinese Acupressure on 139 Canal St(the Door next to the Bus Ticket Center)(The Building next to the Manhattan Bridge) & Room#308, They only do massage; Because I saw them on Craigslist & I got the $40/Hr massage, which was decent but when I motioned for HJ & BJ, she said 'No!' in english.

Double Nickle has said, in past reports, that it's Room#301(which is the immediate first room you hit when you get to the 3rd Flr); They offer extras for 140/hr; They're massage is Not Good, but they're extras are pretty decent; They maybe subdued at first because they always suspect LE, but if you take your clothes Off completely then it'a a Go.

You went to the Wrong Room#; It's Room #301

Outworlder,

I did go to 139 Canal St, room #308. I went there because I wanted to try it out and supposedly there's more to be had there. I wasn't really sure what room #301 was but I'll check it out sometime. By the way, for all the massages I've received, I've always stripped stark naked. I just found it surprising that she thought I might have been 5-0 even though I don't fit the profile for most, but in Chinatown, I guess I do. Must have been my bad haircut/messed up hair. Thanks for the tip though.

My first visit, a few days ago was really bad. Celia, the manager offered me a house credit which I wanted to use tonight. I called at 8: 00 pm for a 9: 00pm appointment. Celia assured me that this would be better experience with a hand picked masseuse. I arrived 5 min early. Celia apologized saying that Christy (who was to be my masseuse) was running late. I waited until 9:20 and politely left saying that I couldn't wait any longer. I suspect that Celia offered me a 9:00 appointment, in full knowledge that Christy would not be available until at least 9:30. I will try a 3rd time. Another disappointment will prompt me to ask for a cash refund. The place seems to have potential, but not for me.

[QUOTE=Lucky Guitar]There is a massage joint on Canal St. that advertises a Craigslist special of $40 for the hour, head to toe. Fairly typical, but no table shower or shower at all, for that matter. Masseuse was in her 40s but very capable. Nice rub, extended and very erotic tug, no hurry at all. I will return. I left a reasonable tip.[/QUOTE]Can you please give me the address?

Thanks

Groucho,

This is a very odd place. They advertise in the CL erotic services section, yet many people are denied even a HJ. I can tell you that I have had a HJ four out of the five times I've gone (the time I didn't was the first visit). Each of the two girls who happily provided asked me to remove the evidence myself, probably so that the mamasan or other girls wouldn't see the telltale signs. Or maybe because I have several times seen women in there getting their nails done or having a massage -- so the staff doesn't want the female customers to have any idea of what's going on in the back room. Anyway, a schizy sorta shop.

[QUOTE=Outworlder]Sapporo,

If you went to the Chinese Acupressure on 139 Canal St(the Door next to the Bus Ticket Center)(The Building next to the Manhattan Bridge) & Room#308, They only do massage; Because I saw them on Craigslist & I got the $40/Hr massage, which was decent but when I motioned for HJ & BJ, she said 'No!' in english.[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=Champak Lal]Quote. Originally posted by Lucky Guitar. There is a massage joint on Canal St. that advertises a Craigslist special of $40 for the hour, head to toe. Fairly typical, but no table shower or shower at all, for that matter. Masseuse was in her 40s but very capable. Nice rub, extended and very erotic tug, no hurry at all. I will return. I left a reasonable tip.

Can you please give me the address?

Thanks[/QUOTE]These are the same place. It could be they have gone legit. More likely this is a prime example of YMMV. The other massage CLer in Chinatown is on Bayard.

Double Nickle