Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon]Everything that the MasterMonger, LoveLOS writes is true except for a couple things.
1) Her name is Vicki-pronounced "Wicki"
2) She is a hardbody, quite firm and muscular.

Truly a sweetie, lots of fun.
Thanks for the tip, LL![/QUOTE]
What can I say, she weighs over 100 lbs. Based on what I have been fucking lately, that is kinda chunky. LOL No, seriously, she has a beautiful body. I wanted to fuck it today.

Kowbin gave me the lead I wanted. I checked in at the amp he specified for the superstar candidate he specified backchannel (BTW Thank you sir). Alas at this spa the girl who answers the door is gonna service you. They play the don't understand game and so you are fucked. But that may not be too bad :D

I drew a girl who called herself Suzy. She was good looking, damn hot. No games, decent TS. Back in the room she gave me a nice hard massagi as I requested, including a walk on the back... Sure felt good.

On the flip, she basically assumed everything, I would have had to interject to get otherwise. A nice CBJ with me standing and her kneeling. She thought I was ready, but I asked for more BJ. I really enjoyed that.

Tried the DATY thing, but she wasn't into it. Her loss. However, she was laying there on the edge of the bed and I was on the floor. Perfect. She has a pretty face and I decided to raise the legs and pound the shit out of that thght pussy. Took some work, and she warmed up quite nicely by the time I was done. Thought about changing positions, but her pretty face, nice tits and deep penetration were just what the LL needed.

Suzy:
Face 8
Body 8
massagi 9
sexo 7
overall 8
I would repeat but still want to fuck Ms Korwin.

After dressing I saw a goddess walk down the hall. Her body and face were amazing. If that is KW's wonder girl, I need to fuck her. My girl would not tell me her name. Think they might be possessive at the AMP? Hmmmmmmm

Trusted members may PM for the AMP name.
LoveLOS

I just found your area, and am new (so forgive me for I don't know all the abrev and rules yet), but have been going to amps now for about 7 years in the DC and northern VA area. I recognize some of the amp you are talking about. My favorite was Royal, they closed, but are now open again. Not the same quality, but getting better. I have a new fav spot in northern VA now, pretty good. I am a once a week guy. Seems like all the spots (that advertise) are now in VA (some in MD). What are the rules about giving names and locations?

After sometime without going to an Amp, read the reports and went for Thai food Saturday afternoon. I am happy that I did.

Luck had it that I got the above mentioned lady that Korbin, LL , Hardon have been talking about without asking for her by name.

TS was playful, and all the areas covered.

She insisted having with her dress on, I saw the "I am shy routine" but liked it and complimented her on her sexy bod.

She was meticulous in the massage, which I liked.

Other activities were covered with gusto.

On the scale:

Face : 7
Body: 9
TS: 8
Sexo: 8 (no Daty)
Overall: 8 +

Loopy De Loop
The good happy woolf

Well, I did it. I read them all. After reading a few, I had to read all your posts (since I am new. Today actually). LoveLOS, you and me shared the same appriciation for Linda. I have been back to royal recently, saw hanna a few times, but she just does not compare. I enjoyed reaading all you alls posts and hope to contribute some too.

This will be brief, as I am missing a few details (girls name), and there isn't anything extraordinary to say.

I strolled down to 1413 on Wednesday night about 11: 00. Stuck my head in at Archibalds, which usually leaves me a little cold, but something about it was sexier than usual, mostly the barmaids, natch.

Across the street to 1413. Typical procedure. Girl comes in. She was tall and had a little more meat on her bones than some. Not fat by any means, but a little softer than some. Nice real t's.

Table shower was very attentive. I personally think this makes the evening. I don't like it when they are too 'legit' on the TS, let's fool around some, and she did.

Sauna for 5 minutes, whatever. I asked for 'everything' and light on the massage. Her 'light' was feather touch. Which was nice, tickled, but nothing massaging about it.

The flip was prefunctory, she went almost straight to mish. HR to complete. Very nice, no problems, but nothing to put in the diary. A little mechanical.

B.

I was there a year ago. I saw Princess (tall & big). Is DT still open for business?

I beg to differ bout ICM a little bit. I. Too, was sad to see it go and I think it filled a niche in the monger marketplace

True it was pricey for the services offered and also true that the quality of the providers varied widely and also true that you didn't get the submissiveness of an AMP and of course no FS BUT.

1. The providers were uniformly young; now that I'm over the hill, I don''t want anyone within 5 years of my age and with the AMp's you cannot be guaranteed that IME

2. There were other races offered; all flavors!. There simply isn't much out there in the MP category that isn't asian/korean. I like a little variety

3. Yeah, FS is fantastic. But I like the visuals. I wanna see the poonani in all its glory. The ICM providers understood that always

4. I could actually speak to them in English. Sometimes I don't want to feel like I'm at an Asian takeout

They also at one time had a "sister" location on 14th Street that specialized in chocolates but it closed down in like '03.

The 'mamasan' was a large A/A woman. I know the landlord at that location was a cvrazy chinese woman (runs the restauraqnt in the basement); she probably threw ICM out but kept the FUGLY amp on the 3rd floor

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Snipes,

Last I looked, the ICM was still empty. I really didn't like the place for the over priced HJs. For another Jackson, all can be had at every AMP in the District. Some for $. 4. LOL Regular customer Discount. I'm sure LL has that previledge in place in all locales.

Heading to LA some to have my sweet Tracey some more. How about a China RT boys?

PC out[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bseeks]... Stuck my head in at Archibalds, which usually leaves me a little cold, but something about it was sexier than usual, mostly the barmaids, natch. B.[/QUOTE]
Bseeks

Did you happen to notice a doll-baby black spinner by the name of Crystal at Archies when you visited? She works as a dancer and wait staff occasionally. Can't wait to get back to DC.
Thanks

DN

[QUOTE=Senhai88]I was there a year ago. I saw Princess (tall & big). Is DT still open for business?[/QUOTE]I have no idea why I am entertaining your request when the one and only post you have is a RFI (Request for information).

But, I will tell you that the Princess you saw was a 1-time thing @ DT... She told me she was there for a 3-week stint and would probably not be back.

I haven't heard anything about her in a LONG time... Maybe Black Wednesday did her in.

As for the fruitfulness of DT, either check it out yourself and report or RTFF.

Van

I will be venturing into the city via Metro some afternoon this very week! If you will, please back channel this old fart the best location and provider for an afternoon session.

Thank you and Bless you!!

JJ

Seems like most folks here are interested in the AMP (emphasis on the "A") scene so if you're one of the majority, you can ignore this post. otherwise...

went to Amma yesterday; this longtime bethesda location offers HJ only and maybe a glimpse of something else and an exterior feel of clothing...probably stems from the intense Montgomery County LE experience that has left the county bereft of AMP's; on rare occasions, there has been some other services offered, but never FS.

Saw Lara, from Ukraine; spoke good english; seemed a newbie but she'll get the hang of it I'm sure. she was very nice, a little unsure of herself, but responsive and diligent. house fee 100 roses (but you can pay less for less time); tip 40 roses.

Face : 7
Body: 7
TS: n/a
Sexo: 6.5 (no Daty, no FS, HJ only with headlight feel)
Overall: 6.5

Great information but wouldn't this be better suited somewhere in the Maryland forum?

Below is link.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=53[/url]


[QUOTE=Labiameister]Seems like most folks here are interested in the AMP (emphasis on the "A") scene so if you're one of the majority, you can ignore this post. otherwise...

went to Amma yesterday; this longtime bethesda location offers HJ only and maybe a glimpse of something else and an exterior feel of clothing...probably stems from the intense Montgomery County LE experience that has left the county bereft of AMP's; on rare occasions, there has been some other services offered, but never FS.

Saw Lara, from Ukraine; spoke good english; seemed a newbie but she'll get the hang of it I'm sure. she was very nice, a little unsure of herself, but responsive and diligent. house fee 100 roses (but you can pay less for less time); tip 40 roses.

Face : 7
Body: 7
TS: n/a
Sexo: 6.5 (no Daty, no FS, HJ only with headlight feel)
Overall: 6.5[/QUOTE]

1. Where is the best place in DC to get laid for under $200?
2. Are all the AMPs in DC full service?
3. Which AMPs guarantee Greek and ATM for no extra charge?
4. Which AMP has the best looking strumpets?
5. How much does a decent rub and tug cost in DC?
6. Will I be hassled by 5-0?
7. Are there any AMPs that give gift coupons?
8. All all DC AMPs KMPs or are there AZN providers out there?
9. Is EROS-DC a scam or what?
10. Can Igeta blow job and full service at H&H flotation above Papa John's on WIsconsin Ave?
11. Is H&H really a skrulnik joint?
12. Is that place above Eye bar closed for good?
13.

I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time

Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.

Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.

CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.

Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.

Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.

By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!!

OK. Here. S the deal

Decided to enjoy some asian for lunch today. Hopped in the car and found myself going into the "ProVideo" building on Wisconsin Ave. Warming up today, very nice, almost clear sky, a few clouds.

On to business. Mamasan greets me and asks question #1. I gave her the name of June. Memory serves ok for this one. Then she asks me who I want. I ask who's working. She smiles and tells me to sit for a minute. She brings in a very nice package. Later to be known as Coco. Very nice upstairs as well as round back.

Very nice shower. Attention paid to all the right areas, lots of casual massaging with the soap. Plenty of hot water. Plenty of smiles. No hurry could be detected.

On to the sauna. This is where she decides to dry me off. Cool with me, nice and warm in the sauna. I chill for maybe 2 minutes and it's on to the room. Face down. Nice nice nice massage. Starting at my feet, moving up. Even pressure everywhere. Overall, one of the best massages I've had in a long time.

Flip. She surveys the situation and decides to dim the lights. On to the ME. The little man was seemingly checking out the sights. On to DATY. Nice, fresh. On to mish then we walked the dog. Damn incredible. I'm still smiling. Methinks I'll be smiling into tomorrow. I was helped into my coat and I left.

Attitude : 9
Service : 9
Body : 9 (I like boobs...)
Overall Experience : 9

Cabbie!