Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Checkers123;6420498]I'm not an AMP guy at all but I went to one the other day due to the other areas of the hobby being so shitty. I have a few questions if you guys don't mind giving some feed back.

1 What is the standard tip for an hour message with a HE?

40-60 tip. If it’s just a HE with little or no roaming then 40. If more mutual touch or enthusiasm on her part is involved then upwards of 60.


2 Are there any AMP that have women under 30 yo and thin?

Very few. Hit and miss but mostly miss. They all promise new young girl…these are mostly older women and not girls in the least.

3 Are there any VIP type massage parlors? Clean, comfortable tables, nice soft relaxing music, etc.[/QUOTE]Not in the traditional AMP. Try Bonita, Natasha, Lisa, Jenny for a more VIP comfortable experience at a little higher price point. All these ladies are reviewed here.

[QUOTE=Checkers123;6420498]I'm not an AMP guy at all but I went to one the other day due to the other areas of the hobby being so shitty. I have a few questions if you guys don't mind giving some feed back.

1 What is the standard tip for an hour message with a HE?

2 Are there any AMP that have women under 30 yo and thin?

3 Are there any VIP type massage parlors? Clean, comfortable tables, nice soft relaxing music, etc.[/QUOTE]1) My standard tip is 40. I'll add 20 if the provider brings out the girls. I'll add 20 if she's really good at what she does.

2) Probably, but they don't tend to last and most of them are all sizzle, no steak. My experience is that quality experiences generally come from girls that are at least 30.

3) All of them have music. Most of the places in the Novi area have at least decent tables and seem to keep things pretty clean. I can't speak to what goes on elsewhere.

[QUOTE=KennJak;6419786]Yes it is Shelly.[/QUOTE]I believe this is is a newer name, and don't recall anything positive about her before.

I would love to be wrong.

[QUOTE=Epoks;6420743]I believe this is is a newer name, and don't recall anything positive about her before.

I would love to be wrong.[/QUOTE]I've never seen her, so take this for what it's worth.

Shelley has been posting as Sexy Blond since at least the Backpage days. She's been late 30's all this time. She's still using some of the same pictures. Whenever she surfaces in the forum, people get excited about a new provider and someone usually TOFTT. The after action report is always the same. Plenty promised, nothing delivered. Try her if you want a poor lazy rub by a washed up provider that once was pretty hot. Oh yeah, and no HE.

[QUOTE=Mortar31;6420237]Saw summer today at saigon. Perfect little spinner, small boobs, fine a $$,pretty face. Massage wasnt much, the flip was good. She oiled up and did slow HJ and Russian. Finished it IP with BBBJ no cim. Indicated that more could be had. Anyone been able to get more? I'll repeat.[/QUOTE]What nationality?

[QUOTE=BDR2093;6418944]I talked with sexy blonde earlier, said she's in Macomb twp Eastside. Does anyone have a review on her? Thank you.

[URL]https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/5022772.htm[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah, Sexy Blonde is Shelly. I saw her 4/5 years ago in a condo over at 15 Mile and Utica behind the ice rink. ABSOLUTE WASTE OF TIME!

[QUOTE=HugeDk;6420511]Not in the traditional AMP. Try Bonita, Natasha, Lisa, Jenny for a more VIP comfortable experience at a little higher price point. All these ladies are reviewed here.[/QUOTE]I assume we're talking Lisa who used to work 4 hands with Bonita. Does she post anywhere or is it all word of mouth / regulars at this point? As for Natasha, I saw a Natasha that used to work four hands a few years back in the West Bloomfield area, I believe. Both were a bit on the bigger side. Am I thinking of the same person? Once again, any kind of link would be appreciated. Private messaging is fine, of course. Thank you.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/3078226[/URL]

Anyone seen her or got any information? Seems like it could be legit.

I finally got a chance to stop in and see Anna. Got there pretty early as I was the only one there. 7 Miles spa is kinda non-descript and you might miss it if you didn't know it was there. For me this location is 8/10, but from the sounds of it the local D town fellas don't like it. Greeted by a pretty girl about 5' tall and took me back to a room. I asked if she was Anna, and she said "O, you want Anna, go to this room". Placed the money for the hour on the table and started getting ready then Anna walked. Damn. She was significantly more beautiful than the first girl 9. 5/10.5' 3" ish, with b-c cups and firm body. She gave an energetic greeting with a flirtatious hug. Asked for a table shower and one is not available there. I am a big fan of table showers, so I was a little disappointed. Now, if I could use one word to describe Anna, it would be flirtatious. So flirtatious that 5 minutes into the massage and I couldn't take it anymore and we were off to the races. It was pretty much 40 minutes of anything I wanted. 10/10, almost tossed her in the trunk of my car and drove away. Anna is a true GFE. The last 15 minutes was a good clean up, her still being flirtatious and playful while getting me dressed. I felt like I was 16 again. I would defiantly repeat and highly recommend. If only she was based out of GR. But then I would be poor.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/detroit/body-rubs/2973832[/URL]

Looks interesting, but guessing it's strictly legit.

Thanks in advance.

All the Thai places are legit that I'm aware of, and they provide exceptional massages. I want to find a place that isn't strictly legit, but also gives a great massage. Was also interested in a body slide person that gives actual massage in the first half of the hour. I legitimately have a bad back, and I can't spend $120 every week for someone to rub oil on my back. I was finally able to get my account activated, so feel free to PM me, and I look forward to contributing with some good reviews.

[QUOTE=FinalFantasy;6423132]All the Thai places are legit that I'm aware of, and they provide exceptional massages. I want to find a place that isn't strictly legit, but also gives a great massage. Was also interested in a body slide person that gives actual massage in the first half of the hour. I legitimately have a bad back, and I can't spend $120 every week for someone to rub oil on my back. I was finally able to get my account activated, so feel free to PM me, and I look forward to contributing with some good reviews.[/QUOTE]There are 4 locations between 14 Mile and Middlebelt literally a 1 mile stretch all give more than just a good Thai massage. Best of these places in my opinion is Siam Touch Thai Massage. I can't say I've ever had a legit only Thai massage.

[QUOTE=HugeDk;6423372]There are 4 locations between 14 Mile and Middlebelt literally a 1 mile stretch all give more than just a good Thai massage. Best of these places in my opinion is Siam Touch Thai Massage. I can't say I've ever had a legit only Thai massage.[/QUOTE]Can you give a report on the other 3? I don't recall ever hearing of a success story at those.

She is a skinny, white girl. Showed no enthusiasm whatsoever. Massage almost non-existent. Started upselling right away. Agreed to a BS and HJ. BS was hardly that. More like a rushed Russian on very small pierced boobs. Definitely would not recommend.

[QUOTE=DTownMick;6421882]What nationality?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheBatWing;6423020]I finally got a chance to stop in and see Anna. Got there pretty early as I was the only one there. 7 Miles spa is kinda non-descript and you might miss it if you didn't know it was there. For me this location is 8/10, but from the sounds of it the local D town fellas don't like it. Greeted by a pretty girl about 5' tall and took me back to a room. I asked if she was Anna, and she said "O, you want Anna, go to this room". Placed the money for the hour on the table and started getting ready then Anna walked. Damn. She was significantly more beautiful than the first girl 9. 5/10.5' 3" ish, with b-c cups and firm body. She gave an energetic greeting with a flirtatious hug. Asked for a table shower and one is not available there. I am a big fan of table showers, so I was a little disappointed. Now, if I could use one word to describe Anna, it would be flirtatious. So flirtatious that 5 minutes into the massage and I couldn't take it anymore and we were off to the races. It was pretty much 40 minutes of anything I wanted. 10/10, almost tossed her in the trunk of my car and drove away. Anna is a true GFE. The last 15 minutes was a good clean up, her still being flirtatious and playful while getting me dressed. I felt like I was 16 again. I would defiantly repeat and highly recommend. If only she was based out of GR. But then I would be poor.[/QUOTE]I went Thursday last week and it was too busy I didn't have time to wait.

Came back Monday. Lady took money. I thought Anna would come back but it was original lady uhg. Anna was not there at the time. She took a good pounding at least. LOL.