Massage Parlor Reports

I am still wanting to try something new and didn't want to settle for just being "HAPPY". Lord, why didn't I settle! So I take the risk and call the Latina ad in BP in Alhambra (the 12 pm to 3 am joint). I call, a guy answers and says there are 2 girls available. And it's. 5/. 6 hhr / hr. I know I know, I should have walked out, but little man said. Who cares just check it out. I go shower and get comfortable, short curvy Latina comes in. I am pretty sure she is one of them in the pic so I was not surprised. I happen to like curvy women so I was actually pleased with her curves. So I am laying on my back with towel on and she starts a massage with like 2 gallons of friggin lubriderm. WTF! I told her to just stop with the lotion and she leans over me panting, encouraging me to touch her. I do and she motions to her mouth and her nether-regions. So to sum this up; she wanted 1. 2 for everything. I was not having it, after going back and forth we settle on 9. For everything and needless to say that it was not everything. It was horrible, she put a choke hold on my little man with one hand and a death grip on her nips to make sure I did not touch them. HORRIBLE. She gives me a half ass CG and gets up and says she's tired and positions for K9. Start that and all I hear for the next 2 minutes is "HURRY, YOU DONE" drove me crazy. I ask her to flip to mish and she says no just hurry. So I just tried to get off as quickly as possible, which I did and she didn't even bother to give me a towel or napkins or anything. I clean myself up and head to the door and she has the nerve to pat me on my flippin' back and say "next time you bring 1. 2 ok?" I am a very passive type person until you piss me off, I turn to her look her dead in her eye and ask her if she is mentally unstable. She looked confused and I slammed the door and left.

Info:

She very closely resembles the woman in this picture but looks a little older and a little bit more belly.

[URL]http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/133050451/IMG_0113.jpg[/URL]

One of their ads:

[URL]http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/12pm-to-3am-sexual-latinas-626225-1767-latin-23/43259531[/URL]

I did my homework and noticed there were posts about similar ads, but I figured I would try it anyway so. Also I am not really bitchin', just sharing the experience hehehe feel free to point and say IDIOT lmfao.

BM.

I went to see Happy Jenny (again). She has a good memory, she recalled the last time I was there to the day. It was the normal fun BBBJCIM. Do you guys DATY here because I really enjoy it there. I even got some massage too.

[QUOTE=Adm888;2166669]Anyone been here yet?

[URL]http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5-off-grand-opening-special-323-697-9998full-body-massages-23/43267560[/URL]

I had an urge late tonight but they were already closed. The area isn't the greatest but there were people walking around due to some taco trucks.[/QUOTE]Went there this morning. Typical R & T. . 40/. 50 (hhr / hr) but they are trying to get customers to select the hhr. This is small shop with 2 masseuses including the owner. You have to park on the street on Atlantic Boulevard between Whittier and Olympic and there were a bunch of latino day laborers sitting in front. Got $5 off for the BackPage coupon but still, this is a bit overpriced for the area. Chinese provider's name was Kiki and she your typical mid 30's-mid40's type with looks in the 6-7 category. Massage skills are okay and she offered a standard h. E. Nothing else offered. Will probably not return.

[QUOTE=OldBill;2168717]Went there this morning. Typical R & T. . 40/. 50 (hhr / hr) but they are trying to get customers to select the hhr. This is small shop with 2 masseuses including the owner. You have to park on the street on Atlantic Boulevard between Whittier and Olympic and there were a bunch of latino day laborers sitting in front. Got $5 off for the BackPage coupon but still, this is a bit overpriced for the area. Chinese provider's name was Kiki and she your typical mid 30's-mid40's type with looks in the 6-7 category. Massage skills are okay and she offered a standard h. E. Nothing else offered. Will probably not return.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback. I think I might try this place once. This place is really close to me. I'm ok with just the are&T and massage. Their latest ad has them at 40/ hour.

[QUOTE=Blackmunkey;2167330]I am still wanting to try something new and didn't want to settle for just being "HAPPY". Lord, why didn't I settle! So I take the risk and call the Latina ad in BP in Alhambra (the 12 pm to 3 am joint). I call, a guy answers and says there are 2 girls available. And it's. 5/. 6 hhr / hr. I know I know, I should have walked out, but little man said. Who cares just check it out. I go shower and get comfortable, short curvy Latina comes in. I am pretty sure she is one of them in the pic so I was not surprised. I happen to like curvy women so I was actually pleased with her curves. So I am laying on my back with towel on and she starts a massage with like 2 gallons of friggin lubriderm. WTF! I told her to just stop with the lotion and she leans over me panting, encouraging me to touch her. I do and she motions to her mouth and her nether-regions. So to sum this up; she wanted 1. 2 for everything. I was not having it, after going back and forth we settle on 9. For everything and needless to say that it was not everything. It was horrible, she put a choke hold on my little man with one hand and a death grip on her nips to make sure I did not touch them. HORRIBLE. She gives me a half ass CG and gets up and says she's tired and positions for K9. Start that and all I hear for the next 2 minutes is "HURRY, YOU DONE" drove me crazy. I ask her to flip to mish and she says no just hurry. So I just tried to get off as quickly as possible, which I did and she didn't even bother to give me a towel or napkins or anything. I clean myself up and head to the door and she has the nerve to pat me on my flippin' back and say "next time you bring 1. 2 ok?" I am a very passive type person until you piss me off, I turn to her look her dead in her eye and ask her if she is mentally unstable. She looked confused and I slammed the door and left.

Info:

She very closely resembles the woman in this picture but looks a little older and a little bit more belly.

[URL]http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/133050451/IMG_0113.jpg[/URL]

One of their ads:

[URL]http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/12pm-to-3am-sexual-latinas-626225-1767-latin-23/43259531[/URL]

I did my homework and noticed there were posts about similar ads, but I figured I would try it anyway so. Also I am not really bitchin', just sharing the experience hehehe feel free to point and say IDIOT lmfao.

BM.[/QUOTE]Not that attractive anyway, never go back!!

[QUOTE=Adm888;2168815]Thanks for the feedback. I think I might try this place once. This place is really close to me. I'm ok with just the are&T and massage. Their latest ad has them at 40/ hour.[/QUOTE]I also tried this place earlier this week since it's close to work. Went there around 7 pm and paid 35 for the hhr ($5 off with BP ad). Mamasan said she had a couple of girls but unfortunately I got stuck with her for the massage. She was in her 40's and not the best looker, maybe a 5. She gave me a poor massage and try to rush me into a HJ for 40. I asked for BJ but she declined, looks like they are only offering HJ. I passed on her offer, got dressed and left. I will not be returning because of poor service plus the place is rundown and in a bad neighborhood.

[QUOTE=Scmbg22;2170758]I also tried this place earlier this week since it's close to work. Went there around 7 pm and paid 35 for the hhr ($5 off with BP ad). Mamasan said she had a couple of girls but unfortunately I got stuck with her for the massage. She was in her 40's and not the best looker, maybe a 5. She gave me a poor massage and try to rush me into a HJ for 40. I asked for BJ but she declined, looks like they are only offering HJ. I passed on her offer, got dressed and left. I will not be returning because of poor service plus the place is rundown and in a bad neighborhood.[/QUOTE]I don't get you guys, all the yung and willing girls in SEM and you want to go waste your money on these hit and miss places. Shit I would rather just walk out if I heard say what your describing. There are way too many places near by that are way better and for less.

Tried a place Snubs referred me too a few days ago, she was mid 30's, good attitude and I actually over tipped her with $50 but had a good time. I don't like paying 85-90 bucks for a HJ when I know I can get so much more for less. Oh well, the attitude was playful which helped. I did suck on those small be cups but the pussy was bloody LOL.

PC out.

Got to get out, try new territories and TOFFT instead of joining the conga line for Jenny. The entry area is promising enough. When you walk in you go into a stark waiting area with a large drywall with only a window and a door in it. Rooms have full walls and locking doors. Reminds me of the setup of some of the older Inglewood massage establishments. The interesting thing to me was that they were pushing the half hour massage over the one hour massage to increase the volume of customers that 2 masseuses can handle.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2170998]I don't get you guys, all the yung and willing girls in SEM and you want to go waste your money on these hit and miss places. Shit I would rather just walk out if I heard say what your describing. There are way too many places near by that are way better and for less.

Tried a place Snubs referred me too a few days ago, she was mid 30's, good attitude and I actually over tipped her with $50 but had a good time. I don't like paying 85-90 bucks for a HJ when I know I can get so much more for less. Oh well, the attitude was playful which helped. I did suck on those small be cups but the pussy was bloody LOL.

PC out.[/QUOTE]

Well. I suppose I could give some detailed report but I think I'll try one "in ten words or less":

Happy. Jenny. Suck-start, cover, Mish, early pop, Happy. 1. 2.

And that's about how it goes.

Visite snshine, got half because I did not know what to expect. Got a girl named Mae who was very cute. Short black dress and see through panties. She gave a decent walking back massage (she has damn good balance) hehe. Said she was from China, 29 years old, but I could not get her to do anything. She barely grazed a hair on the twins. I asked if massage was ok and she looked shyly and said. Ummmm don't understand so I pointed and she shook her head no very abruptly. What was weird about it was that she was very playfull in a sense that she loved to sort of talk and laugh, almost like. If I tried a little harder she would probably do more than touch it. So all in all it was fun to be with someone as cute as she was and would not mind going back just out of curiosity.

What do you guys think, maybe she was fishing for a generous tip? I don't know, either way I let Jenny take care of the rest after I left there hehe.

BM.

Looks like there has been some turnover at 999. Instead of the usual 40 plus MILF, the ladies seem a little younger now. I drew Emily (30's). Above average massage and HE. Couldn't get her top off though and I didn't push it. Standard tip.

When I left I saw a cute therapist who seemed to be in her 20's. This is a reliable place to get some relief.

[QUOTE=Blackmunkey;2174073]Visite snshine, got half because I did not know what to expect. Got a girl named Mae who was very cute. Short black dress and see through panties. She gave a decent walking back massage (she has damn good balance) hehe. Said she was from China, 29 years old, but I could not get her to do anything. She barely grazed a hair on the twins. I asked if massage was ok and she looked shyly and said. Ummmm don't understand so I pointed and she shook her head no very abruptly. What was weird about it was that she was very playfull in a sense that she loved to sort of talk and laugh, almost like. If I tried a little harder she would probably do more than touch it. So all in all it was fun to be with someone as cute as she was and would not mind going back just out of curiosity.

What do you guys think, maybe she was fishing for a generous tip? I don't know, either way I let Jenny take care of the rest after I left there hehe.

BM.[/QUOTE]Wow I got curious and went down tonight. Mae wasn't there but tried 'new girl' Carmen. Early-mid 20's army cut super cute IMO. Hhr. Skills average but follows instructions well. Had a great time. HJ. Total damage. 55 wed & Thur. Off.

[QUOTE=Asgardian;2174752]Wow I got curious and went down tonight. Mae wasn't there but tried 'new girl' Carmen. Early-mid 20's army cut super cute IMO. Hhr. Skills average but follows instructions well. Had a great time. HJ. Total damage. 55 wed & Thur. Off.[/QUOTE]Very nice, I will have to check her out. Hopefully I can get mae and spend the hour and see if my luck changes. I must say ill take a. 55 release from a cute girl anyday hehe. Thanks for the post.

BM.

[QUOTE=Adm888;2174346]Looks like there has been some turnover at 999. Instead of the usual 40 plus MILF, the ladies seem a little younger now. I drew Emily (30's). Above average massage and HE. Couldn't get her top off though and I didn't push it. Standard tip.

When I left I saw a cute therapist who seemed to be in her 20's. This is a reliable place to get some relief.[/QUOTE]What do you guys consider the "standard" tip is. I read a couple post but they seem to vary. I don't want to overtip and have the providers expect more from clients but I also don't want to be cheap either if I enjoyed the experience.

BM.

[QUOTE=Blackmunkey;2175024]What do you guys consider the "standard" tip is. I read a couple post but they seem to vary. I don't want to overtip and have the providers expect more from clients but I also don't want to be cheap either if I enjoyed the experience.

BM.[/QUOTE]This subject has been brought up 10000 times.

Tipping according to PC.

Milfy therapist(like Jenny) 25 house and 25 tip 30 for therapist for HJ. 40 for BBBJCIM 55 for FS so 80 out the door. Of course YMMV.

20-35yr old therapist 35 house, 30-40 for yung therapist, 55 for BBBJCIM 60-80 for all.

Other places, most Apts / houses will be 100-120 for 30 mins 1 pop with 20-40 therapist but FS guaranteed.

Shirley on Valley who is grand ma therapist, BBBJ, FS, for 1 pop, 2 pop is HJ with prostrate massage for 65, that's PC price.

PC out.