Massage Parlor Reports

Are there any AMPs where I can get the Jade, aka ittybittygirl, aka madam kitty treatment? I'm not looking for BBFS. I'm looking for a tiny Asian that knows what she is doing, enjoys sex, and talks dirty while she's getting her guts rearranged.

I was driving past Graham the other day on my way to Yelm and noticed this tiny house across from the Graham Hay market that said massage just past 224th and Meridian. Also, there was a neon open sign in the window. Next to it was a tattoo shop. I saw several massage shops along Meridian, but I was more curious about this one. I like Asian women, but I'm a bit nervous about going into those massage parlors.

[QUOTE=KingRomeo;6570560]Are there any AMPs where I can get the Jade, aka ittybittygirl, aka madam kitty treatment? I'm not looking for BBFS. I'm looking for a tiny Asian that knows what she is doing, enjoys sex, and talks dirty while she's getting her guts rearranged.[/QUOTE]Emma was probably your #1 choice, but she left. Maybe wait for Aussie to post when she is back in town. You can probably find tons of posts about her.

[QUOTE=KingRomeo;6570576]I was driving past Graham the other day on my way to Yelm and noticed this tiny house across from the Graham Hay market that said massage just past 224th and Meridian. Also, there was a neon open sign in the window. Next to it was a tattoo shop. I saw several massage shops along Meridian, but I was more curious about this one. I like Asian women, but I'm a bit nervous about going into those massage parlors.[/QUOTE]I, too, was curious: its location intrigued me mightily. A couple months ago, I went in. Only one person was working, and she seemed friendly and warm. Kinda chubby, Asian woman, she is at least an auntie if not a grannie. There is no table shower, and I opted not to stay. As I drove away, I had to laugh at myself. What did I [I]think[/I] I would find? A lineup of hot, young women eager to fulfill my fantasies?

Orchid was my favorite for HJ only usually saw Judy cute auntie big boobs 100 usually hit me a mutual touch hr with hi shed sit with legs open and was fond of finger skating.

My fav HJ only spot haven't been in a year or so as the location kind of sucks to get to if you're going from and to s.

Always wanted to bang Judy but never was able to.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6568758]Asian Oil (south end of PacHwy): Auntie Amy with smoker teeth.

Mi Spa: Auntie Ewa.

T&why / TOA Spa: Auntie Tina.

Daffodil / lavender: Milfy Lilly with decent face shiny hair messy, delay at door. She was getting banged, and this is an Auntie/Milf I would probably bang myself.

Nima: Aunti Sasa.

99: Younger gir lucy. Kinda cute would look better with makeup. Short nice bod and friendly tho. OK service, put on cover before "ready" (boo). Other girl was chubby.

Orchid: I never go here. Any intel?

Cherry: Auntie Sofia.

Goddess: Chubby Ewa.

Foot spa (old bank in the shopping complex on north end of FedWay): Auntie annie, straight teeth big boobs def bangable.

Lotus: Yumi (MILF) and ella. Both chubby and pre-auntie.

Lulu: Cici is chubby and not cute. Mia is cute but no makeup. Both were WAY too aggressive trying to getting me to stay. Had they not been as aggressively insistent, I might have tried Mia. But she was wearing a white moo moo that left everything to the imagination and loose clothes always make me wonder what they are trying to hide.

QQ: Owner is a full on MILF. I with more than an HJ were available.

Ocean (not O3): Lulu auntie and chubby auntie. At least not grannies.

Only known good spots: Kiki at Jasmin and Bebe at Alice.

I suspect Tacoma is better for the next couple of weeks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Padrote425;6572021]Orchid was my favorite for HJ only usually saw Judy cute auntie big boobs 100 usually hit me a mutual touch hr with hi shed sit with legs open and was fond of finger skating.

My fav HJ only spot haven't been in a year or so as the location kind of sucks to get to if you're going from and to s.

Always wanted to bang Judy but never was able to.[/QUOTE]I have always enjoyed my visits to Orchid. Judy is a very good provider and gives a superb massage. She's probably mid-late 40's with a good body and a nice rack. I actually prefer the other provider there (I think her name is Ruby). She has a more petite frame, perky boobs, also gives a great massage, and I find her even more attractive in the face. Both ladies are HE with some other limited options (YMMV). I haven't gotten FS there, but never really tried. Four hands is definitely available, and highly recommended if you like that kind of thing and they aren't busy. Boobs in one hand, a snatch in the other, and dirty talk as they milk your snake. It's quite nice.

She's wonderful. Maybe she just didn't like you, that girl is wife material.

[QUOTE=DatyMan007;6569659]So saw a decent report on the current talent at lotus so dropped in. Picked yumi based on the report. Opted for a 1 hr session and based on the report I dropped the 2 bennies on the table to skip the negotiations. Got to admit it was my mistake BBBJ was declined and based on the feedback I got from yumi since I got a 15 min massage then only a HJ was on the table and was advised that I was a Low tipper. Jackhammer HJ and was out the door in 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheDragon;6572695]She's wonderful. Maybe she just didn't like you, that girl is wife material.[/QUOTE]I like the place it's great one of my preferred spots. Aside from that not liking me at such establishment doesn't warrant cutting me short of time if I pay for 1 hour I'm entitled to what I paid for. I expressed it was my bad for skipping the negotiations. Do admit it Wasn't a terrible experience just sharing the outcome of my visit. Obviously YMMV always applies and so does my hard earned coin. The real issue here could be the result of being spoiled by The rockstars Emma, Yuki, KiKi etc. Sets the bar to high. Dragon care to elaborate on your experience with Yumi? After all that's why we're here itel is greatly appreciated.

I was a little disappointed at M M the other day. Emma is right about one thing, Eva is pretty and stylish, but her massage skills are lacking. She just stood at my head and did hard fast circles down my spine for 5 min. She was disengaged the whole session, with one airpod in her ear listening to youtube. I feel bad mentioning this, but she is pretty loose, I couldn't feel much of anything during CFS. I won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6573547]I was a little disappointed at M M the other day. Emma is right about one thing, Eva is pretty and stylish, but her massage skills are lacking. She just stood at my head and did hard fast circles down my spine for 5 min. She was disengaged the whole session, with one airpod in her ear listening to youtube. I feel bad mentioning this, but she is pretty loose, I couldn't feel much of anything during CFS. I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]I am sorry you had a bad experience with Eva. I think I mentioned before that her massage skills are not to be had. She is a racehorse and has great stamina at least for me, it has been a great experience YMMV. You should try Vivian. I have had an amazing experience with both girls. HOWEVER. If Emma shows up it will be a hard decision for sure.

[QUOTE=KingRomeo;6570576]I was driving past Graham the other day on my way to Yelm and noticed this tiny house across from the Graham Hay market that said massage just past 224th and Meridian. Also, there was a neon open sign in the window. Next to it was a tattoo shop. I saw several massage shops along Meridian, but I was more curious about this one. I like Asian women, but I'm a bit nervous about going into those massage parlors.[/QUOTE]I've stopped by this one before, I think two older ladies work here. One taller and somewhat slim but with no ass that I could tell, the other shorter and chubby.

Both I'd say are grannies, didn't bother to get name of taller one. She seems nice and dressed in what looked like workout / yoga clothes but just nothing body wise that lured me in.

I've seen people seem to visit but idk to me it doesn't seem worth it.

There is one more about two blocks down. Just past the autozone, that one in the past used to be nice for HJ maybe more than two years ago, Cici was great. Good massage skills, lots of teasing, would sing the whole time, no time rush, ok to look at. Maybe older MILF category, they did have a table shower too. For a very short while I think Cici had a young cute helper but the young helper seemed legit.

I've visited that one too a while back and it was another short chubby granny. Haven't checked in maybe a month.

Kinda meh in Tacoma.

First, fuckery is afoot at MM. Front door is now locked. There are two uglies in normal clothes and one pretty one. They will try to divert you to one of thr uglies. Don't fall for it. They will bring in a backup pretty one from another shoppe if they get busy.

Pinee is now 9 Spa. Has a MILF there now I've seen a couple times but I forget her name. Very friendly and good service.

Day Spa near yakima st. Formerly celestial. Sunny is a dolled up auntie. Def got a FS vibe.

Lin's: Crazy Cici was hiding behind door. Huge tits. Huge crazy.

Pink ocean: Jabba the Hutt's uglier sister opened the door and her attitude was even uglier. Not going to bother checking here any more. I have never once stayed.

Puyallup on Meridian, new spot called Broadway. Got a legit vibe.

Kings Massage on Meridian also reportedly FS, but girl was too old and fat for me.

Or maybe I'm just too picky.

Also on Meridian, the shoppe next to the gaming place has a curvy cute Milf.

Hobby safe, gents.

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Lin's: Crazy Cici was hiding behind door. Huge tits. Huge crazy.
[/QUOTE]Where is Lin's?

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6574278]Where is Lin's?[/QUOTE]Across from Injoy. It's got 2 listings on RM. Other one is Day Spa.

I visited Bebe at Alice in Federal Way for the second time on Weds of this week. While chatting with her, she said she was now staying until end of September. Last time I saw her and as previously reported, she was there until end of August. For those on the fence, if you like them tall, flirty, funny, skinny and with bolt-ons, make your way to see her, she is a gem.

I had a great visit with Bebe, playfully chatty, fair massage, all services covered, multiple positions, overall a really good time. She was hesitant in a couple positions as I have been graced / cursed with a larger member, but I assured her I would be cautious and she was accommodating. Fellas, she is tall, and she is tight. She has "capacity" to take some extra, but it will require a slower approach to make it come together.

As a side note, thanks to AF for the frequent updates on talent, I have found it quite helpful to narrow down pursuits.

Stay safe.

HH.