Massage Parlor Reports

Hit up one of my old spots in van nuys. Been here 20 times and it's always beautiful Asians and Latinas. One f the mamas and is kind of a ***** but I'm not their for her anyways. LOL.

Use to see this chick named Yessie or Jessie on Saturday. She has huge tits and ass. Sexiest Latina ever. Need to keep working on that one so I can meet her outside of the place for hours of fun.

Looking for a place that will offer longer times or multiple sessions with Asians. My dream is to get in with a K booker but that seems to be difficult these days. Pm if you know. I got info to trade on AMPs and providers.

Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. Despite my lack of negotiation skills, I think it was a good learning experience. I had a good time. FOV, basic CFS, K9, mish. She was a little older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.

[QUOTE=MrVenti;4283059]Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. Despite my lack of negotiation skills, I think it was a good learning experience. I had a good time. FOV, basic CFS, K9, mish. She was a little older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.[/QUOTE]Money well spent.

Can't go wrong leading with a Benji.

"She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " " Well, perhaps your "friend" was discreet and just told you "Dude, you'll leave happy". Anyway, welcome to the club.

[QUOTE=MrVenti;4283059]Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.[/QUOTE]

I lost my "Uncle LEO visit" cherry yesterday.

I decided to stop in at a place I frequent for a good, legit massage. It's on VB (that's all you pervs get. Not going to have why'all show up looking for my deal) that has older ladies in the front room getting foot massages and a pretty serious papa-san. Any of you would walk in and turn around. BUT- I've developed a nice relationship with provider "S" over the last year and she does give me a handy. Other than that, totally legit (not even sure Papa-san knows).

Anyway, I'm on the table, she's at my head, working my back, and I'm squeezing her ass. I move my hands under my head (uncomfortable face hole) and right then, the second I have my hands off her butt, the door opens. Male voice: "Police. Need to see your permit".

She doesn't say a word, leaves, closes the door behind her. They talk in the hallway, but I can only hear the cop. "I need to see your permit or license now. . . Where is it?. . . OK, get your ID. "

At this point I figure they're going to come in and maybe chat with me, but I have my ID, the place is legit, and I know he didn't see anything illegal, so I'm just chilling on the table.

Back in the hallway: "No, I want some ID now. . . If you can't produce your ID, you're going to jail. "

Thinking maybe the handy is off the menu today.

Hallway: "I'm not asking again, ID, now. . . Ok, turn around, your under arrest".

Aww, fuck. Not S, she's really sweet.

Some other voices talking back and forth, and then silence. Still figure a cop or someone will come in and chat, but after 10 minutes, I get dressed and walk out. Lots of shell shocked providers, no sign of S, and two cops by Papa-sans front desk. As I approach, one apologizes and says they are checking permits, "No worries, guys" Papa-san apologizes, "All good, I'll come back another day". I felt really bad for S.

Now during the whole process, I wasn't concerned for the reasons I mentioned, but when I got home, it hit me: If they had come 20 minutes later, I'd be fucked, and not in a good way. Felt like when you just miss getting slammed in an accident. If the timing was just a bit off. . .

So, my lesson to depart is:

Apparently LEO is sweeping on VB. Don't know what that means, but I can assure you, they are.

There was ZERO warning before they opened the door. Surprised the crap out of both of us.

Whiskey and The Office reruns are good medication to calm the nerves.

Cheers.

This is true about LE sweeping VB. I know in the valley in general LE has been going around checking for permits and licenses in a lot of shops. And they usually bust girls that don't have a license or a working card. I've been keeping away from the valley recently after hearing and seeing a couple busts happen.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4288881]I lost my "Uncle LEO visit" cherry yesterday.

I decided to stop in at a place I frequent for a good, legit massage. It's on VB (that's all you pervs get. Not going to have why'all show up looking for my deal) that has older ladies in the front room getting foot massages and a pretty serious papa-san. Any of you would walk in and turn around. BUT- I've developed a nice relationship with provider "S" over the last year and she does give me a handy. Other than that, totally legit (not even sure Papa-san knows).

Anyway, I'm on the table, she's at my head, working my back, and I'm squeezing her ass. I move my hands under my head (uncomfortable face hole) and right then, the second I have my hands off her butt, the door opens. Male voice: "Police. Need to see your permit".

She doesn't say a word, leaves, closes the door behind her. They talk in the hallway, but I can only hear the cop. "I need to see your permit or license now. . . Where is it?. . . OK, get your ID. "

At this point I figure they're going to come in and maybe chat with me, but I have my ID, the place is legit, and I know he didn't see anything illegal, so I'm just chilling on the table.

Back in the hallway: "No, I want some ID now. . . If you can't produce your ID, you're going to jail. "

Thinking maybe the handy is off the menu today.

Hallway: "I'm not asking again, ID, now. . . Ok, turn around, your under arrest".

Aww, fuck. Not S, she's really sweet.

Some other voices talking back and forth, and then silence. Still figure a cop or someone will come in and chat, but after 10 minutes, I get dressed and walk out. Lots of shell shocked providers, no sign of S, and two cops by Papa-sans front desk. As I approach, one apologizes and says they are checking permits, "No worries, guys" Papa-san apologizes, "All good, I'll come back another day". I felt really bad for S.

Now during the whole process, I wasn't concerned for the reasons I mentioned, but when I got home, it hit me: If they had come 20 minutes later, I'd be fucked, and not in a good way. Felt like when you just miss getting slammed in an accident. If the timing was just a bit off. . .

So, my lesson to depart is:

Apparently LEO is sweeping on VB. Don't know what that means, but I can assure you, they are.

There was ZERO warning before they opened the door. Surprised the crap out of both of us.

Whiskey and The Office reruns are good medication to calm the nerves.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WildSeven;4289022]This is true about LE sweeping VB. I know in the valley in general LE has been going around checking for permits and licenses in a lot of shops. And they usually bust girls that don't have a license or a working card. I've been keeping away from the valley recen ittly after hearing and seeing a couple busts happen.[/QUOTE]Stopped by a fave place in Tarzana on VB yesterday and was denied services that I have come to expect. Didn't think the sweep would extend that far west. It really surprised me and brought this LE issue home. Hope it blows over soon. I need my gilf fix, LOL.

[QUOTE=MrVenti;4283059]Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time poster. Never been to any MP, and was not sure what to expect. Thanks to the forums, I've picked up enough info to keep myself from ruining a potentially good experience.

Some posts ago there was mention of a place on VN and Titus. Seeing as I am in that area regularly, I drove by to get a better look at the place. It kind of hides in plain sight, with minimal signage. Decided to pull the trigger and parked myself. Was greeted by an Asian woman with a thick Japanese accent who led me to one of the rooms and took 40 for the house. As she left the room, she told me to get ready and that she would be back. I stripped down, and just as I was getting on the table she came back in. The massage wasn't much of a massage, just small talk while she ran her hands over my back. She asked how I heard about this place and I told her a friend referred me, which was a lie, but at the time, seemed like a good answer. On the flip, she asked me if I wanted more and I asked "How much?" She said "Your friend should have told you how much. " And since I had to play it off, I just handed her 100. Despite my lack of negotiation skills, I think it was a good learning experience. I had a good time. FOV, basic CFS, K9, mish. She was a little older, but certainly not ugly, went by the name LeeLee. I will probably return since it's low-key and accessible.[/QUOTE]She'll always expect at least $100, even though your friend is getting it for $60. .

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4288881]I lost my "Uncle LEO visit" cherry yesterday.

I decided to stop in at a place I frequent for a good, legit massage. It's on VB (that's all you pervs get. Not going to have why'all show up looking for my deal) that has older ladies in the front room getting foot massages and a pretty serious papa-san. Any of you would walk in and turn around. BUT- I've developed a nice relationship with provider "S" over the last year and she does give me a handy. Other than that, totally legit (not even sure Papa-san knows).

Anyway, I'm on the table, she's at my head, working my back, and I'm squeezing her ass. I move my hands under my head (uncomfortable face hole) and right then, the second I have my hands off her butt, the door opens. Male voice: "Police. Need to see your permit".

She doesn't say a word, leaves, closes the door behind her. They talk in the hallway, but I can only hear the cop. "I need to see your permit or license now. . . Where is it?. . . OK, get your ID. "

At this point I figure they're going to come in and maybe chat with me, but I have my ID, the place is legit, and I know he didn't see anything illegal, so I'm just chilling on the table.

Back in the hallway: "No, I want some ID now. . . If you can't produce your ID, you're going to jail. "

Thinking maybe the handy is off the menu today.

Hallway: "I'm not asking again, ID, now. . . Ok, turn around, your under arrest".

Aww, fuck. Not S, she's really sweet.

Some other voices talking back and forth, and then silence. Still figure a cop or someone will come in and chat, but after 10 minutes, I get dressed and walk out. Lots of shell shocked providers, no sign of S, and two cops by Papa-sans front desk. As I approach, one apologizes and says they are checking permits, "No worries, guys" Papa-san apologizes, "All good, I'll come back another day". I felt really bad for S.

Now during the whole process, I wasn't concerned for the reasons I mentioned, but when I got home, it hit me: If they had come 20 minutes later, I'd be fucked, and not in a good way. Felt like when you just miss getting slammed in an accident. If the timing was just a bit off. . .

So, my lesson to depart is:

Apparently LEO is sweeping on VB. Don't know what that means, but I can assure you, they are.

There was ZERO warning before they opened the door. Surprised the crap out of both of us.

Whiskey and The Office reruns are good medication to calm the nerves.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I have had a similar experience elsewhere but the sudden entrance was as I was pulling my pants on. Made a firm decision after I left and gave it some thought that the next time it happens, I will get the I'd of the intruding cop and sue LAPD for invasion of privacy under color of law. Once you pay for the room and close the door, that room is your private area, just like a hotel room.

Won't give any more info so please don't pm me read between the lines, some of you know who she is already. Have been sending people to her and the menu has obviously expanded good luck.

[QUOTE=CheckinOut;4292660]I have had a similar experience elsewhere but the sudden entrance was as I was pulling my pants on. Made a firm decision after I left and gave it some thought that the next time it happens, I will get the I'd of the intruding cop and sue LAPD for invasion of privacy under color of law. Once you pay for the room and close the door, that room is your private area, just like a hotel room.[/QUOTE]Is this a do-able thing? Are the rooms in a MP considered a "private area" and not subject to warrantless searches? Perhaps a lawyer / monger could chime in?

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4293898]Is this a do-able thing? Are the rooms in a MP considered a "private area" and not subject to warrantless searches? Perhaps a lawyer / monger could chime in?[/QUOTE]I assume the cops in player's report had a warrant. The po po probably heard about hanky panky or were investigating some license bullshit and got a judge to give them a warrant to search the place. If they had established probable cause to a judicial officer, they could fucken search your asshole for contraband.

It sounds like they were doing a license check, and having any MP without a license is a misdemeanor and is probably enough to get you arrested. So, that is probably why they did not come in to look at your cock for evidence of sweaty asian hands.

But if they had a warrant, they could, and if they had reason to fear for their safety or anyone else's safety in the place, they can do a warrantless search. Furthermore, they could simply impound all the shit in the place, then get a warrant and come back. That is what they can do in a car if they do not get consent to get in the trunk.

[URL]https://ktla.com/2019/05/28/city-attorney-seeks-to-shut-down-2-san-fernando-valley-spas-accused-of-prostitution/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hunter3603105;4294401][URL]https://ktla.com/2019/05/28/city-attorney-seeks-to-shut-down-2-san-fernando-valley-spas-accused-of-prostitution/[/URL][/QUOTE]I happened to hit both places this weekend. At the VN location it was business as usual. But I got shut down at the Tarzana spot and got no extras like I usually do. They must have known what's up but the VN bitches either didn't know or didn't care.

Any good PM places in sfv preferably Thai?