Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

I was out a couple of nights ago cruising and went to go behind the Lowe's to take a piss. I turned the corner behind Lowe's and stumbled upon there new security! They got a friggin robot patrolling the back now outfitted with a ton of cameras and blue lights! The front of it looks even crazier. The wheels on this thing look super cheap as fuck and it moves pretty slow. Bet it cost a pretty penny though. Just wait until somebody kicks it right over by the looks of it. Found it to be pretty amusing.

[URL]https://imgur.com/a/ZEzAukH[/URL]

Its a sex robot if you wave a hundo in front of the camera.

You missed out.

Lmao at "Sex Robot", some tweekers are going to steal that fucker and chop it up for scrap. Not long before the RoboCops are also patrolling?

Phoenix fatale = calidakennedy.

For future search results.

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/kylie-3234742053-390501[/URL]

Why the fuck anyone would book her?

Communication with Kylie was easy and straightforward. No screening really, just chatted via text for a few minutes and I was on my way. Got room number as soon as I arrived.

Really not much to review. She is as her photos show, maybe fatter. Even though she is short, she is huge. Very fat and not sexy.

Came in and dropped donation and my pants. My cock looked great in her tiny hands. That was probably the hottest part. Blowjob was basically her licking and stroking me. Barely took me in her mouth. She didn't seem into sucking cock. Whatever. Once I was semi hard she rolled a condom on and she got in doggy. At this point I decided to just fuck and go. Pushed in between her enormous ass and slid into a hole. Just started pounding until I nutted. Pulled the rubber off and my pants up. I just wanted to leave. I told her thanks and hit the door.

She seemed nice but a bit apathetic. I just had zero attraction to her.

[QUOTE=BBPornoGeek;6753862]At this point I decided to just fuck and go. Pushed in between her enormous ass and slid into a hole. Just started pounding until I nutted..[/QUOTE]Slid into a hole LMAO.

Jasminevip = egypt206 for future search results.

[QUOTE=BBPornoGeek;6753862]Blowjob was basically her licking and stroking me. Barely took me in her mouth. She didn't seem into sucking cock.[/QUOTE]She must hang out with the lollypop guild.

Whenever I feel sad I just go over to the other board and read the comments all the simps leave for the providers and I instantly feel a lot better about myself LOL!

Sweetcarolina = Carolina4 u2 worship.

This basic b**ch says she has blue eyes, yet you can't even see them because of her stupid eyelashes. Her whole get up is just ridiculous. The lips, the cheap plastic surgery, the eye lashes; basically the "I want to be a black athlete's baby mama" look.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2740458-BLUE-EYED-SNOW-BUNNY%26%23128153%3B-Upscale%26%23128293%3B-NO-Deposits%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3BIn-or-Outcall-%26%23128663%3B-Available-NOW%26%23128149%3B[/URL]

And this idiot's eyes are just fucked up in general; look at the last 2 pics of her ad. Looks like a case of lazy eye that's caused by her stupid make up:

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2734062-%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3BOUTCALL-ANYWHERE%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3B-Your-Favorite-Bunny-%26%2310024%3B-Available-NOW[/URL]!26%23128166%3.

I'm always curious about these looks; like who lied to them and said "yaaaas, gurl! You look so good".

It's the same with the SWs on Aurora, ridiculously made-up. I'm convinced that these girls really just want to be drag queens.

[QUOTE=BackInSea;6770267]This basic b**ch says she has blue eyes, yet you can't even see them because of her stupid eyelashes. Her whole get up is just ridiculous. The lips, the cheap plastic surgery, the eye lashes; basically the "I want to be a black athlete's baby mama" look.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2740458-BLUE-EYED-SNOW-BUNNY%26%23128153%3B-Upscale%26%23128293%3B-NO-Deposits%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3BIn-or-Outcall-%26%23128663%3B-Available-NOW%26%23128149%3B[/URL]

And this idiot's eyes are just fucked up in general; look at the last 2 pics of her ad. Looks like a case of lazy eye that's caused by her stupid make up:

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2734062-%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3BOUTCALL-ANYWHERE%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3B-Your-Favorite-Bunny-%26%2310024%3B-Available-NOW[/URL]!26%23128166%3.

I'm always curious about these looks; like who lied to them and said "yaaaas, gurl! You look so good".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BackInSea;6770267]This basic b**ch says she has blue eyes, yet you can't even see them because of her stupid eyelashes. Her whole get up is just ridiculous. The lips, the cheap plastic surgery, the eye lashes; basically the "I want to be a black athlete's baby mama" look.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2740458-BLUE-EYED-SNOW-BUNNY%26%23128153%3B-Upscale%26%23128293%3B-NO-Deposits%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3BIn-or-Outcall-%26%23128663%3B-Available-NOW%26%23128149%3B[/URL]

And this idiot's eyes are just fucked up in general; look at the last 2 pics of her ad. Looks like a case of lazy eye that's caused by her stupid make up:

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2734062-%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3BOUTCALL-ANYWHERE%26%238252%3B%26%2365039%3B-Your-Favorite-Bunny-%26%2310024%3B-Available-NOW[/URL]!26%23128166%3.

I'm always curious about these looks; like who lied to them and said "yaaaas, gurl! You look so good".[/QUOTE]"I want to be a black athlete's baby mama" nearly put me on the floor, and the laugh is much appreciated!

I've hated that look and all the bullshit that goes with it for a very, very long time now. My guess is that most of us do. The first one advertises "beauty and brains", but I've a tough time noting either of those anywhere on her ad. These chippies might be (or might have been) really attractive, but we'll never know because we'll never see what they look like.

I totally agree that they're both disgusting. Let's only hope they grow up one day--before they have babies, please.

I'm not sure if anyone saw on TNA earlier today, but a hobbyist (forgot handle) had made a post stating how his review was removed (it's happened to all of us at one point). He said he posted a review of one of the Latina girls and he had posted an objective and honest review. Apparently the review was removed and then his post in the Discussion forum has also been removed. The Latina agency also blocked him as well.

My theory: it's not just the pussy mafia that get less-than-stellar reviews removed, but the agencies and indy providers are paying the mods to get them removed. It's strange how reviews that have ZERO information from hobbyists whose profiles are a month old are kept on the board, but honest reviews from tenured and verified hobbyists are removed. The ONLY reason why I can see this being allowed is that the mods are getting paid. It's obvious that Kimibaby is making money on the side by creating and selling reviews and everyone knows this, but she hasn't been banned yet.

I think one of these days the mods are going to piss off the wrong hobbyist who just happens to be a black hat and every mod and pussy mafia member gets doxxed.

It isn't just **that** board that has corrupt shit going on.

TER and the site of large doggies before it had their dirty little scams going too. So does rubmaps. So did the late venerated TRB.

Pretty much all of them "sold" reviews or bribed to suppress bad reviews at one time or the other. To me it is all a reminder that you shouldn't really trust **anybody** when playing in this dirty sandbox. Nobody on any of those sites is your friend or on your side.