Massage Parlor Reports

Had time to kill and strayed way off my normal turf. First stopped at AJ. Some guy buzzed me in at 8:00 pm and said the only girl had just started a massage and they close at 9:00. Drove to HK down the street and they were closed as well. Happened to drive by AJ a half hour later and it was dark. It was Saturday night so maybe they wanted to go home.

Drove to 31st and Wallace, tried TLC, closed. Ended up around the corner at the AMP on 31st, just east of Wallace, can't remember the name, they are on CL. Went there a couple of months ago and was massaged by older woman whose name escapes me. It was okay, but nothing special. Nice part was half hour for .35 and tip for standard fare was .40 then. The place is a trip, you walk past about 10 massage chairs on your way in, they look like chaise lounge chairs that vibrate or something.

This time was a little different. The massuese was much younger, tall thin, decent build. Entry fee still .35 for half hour, I can't remember what the hour costs. If you want TS, that is an extra .15. The best I could tell the girl's name was Lee-Lee. She wanted .60 for topless HS. Little Bildo was in a compromising position and settled on a negotiated .50 for decent service. Being on a tighter budget due to the economic meltdown it was still a good total price of .85.

In my neck of the woods, the north burbs, half hours are seldom offered and when they are it is usually .60 without tip. Decent experience for the money.

Bildo

Visited lisa at senina yesterday.

I was looking for a table shower which was actually worth the money i gave at the door .75 . When I was back to the room she started teasing and playing with my boys. I asked her whats in the Menu. She said 200. I did not know what service she was referring to. I told her I gave 40 for bbbj last week and insisted i can only give $ for f/s. She took her time to agree on to that. I am not sure if it was the same Lisa the other members from the forum visited. She told me she is leaving to China next Saturday for a month and to visit her before that. I gave her that convincing look.

She is around 30+ with a hard body. But her goodies were not up to my expectations when i was during the meal. Overall I lost my interest in AMP after visiting few European Escorts and Spas. YMMV. I did experience a few good Asian AMP's like Sing(Sunny).

Looks: 4
Body: 6
Performance: 5

Will not repeat other than for a table shower which i can easily find here on the North side.

About a month ago, I had a dream that I visited Neeva up in Schaumburg, an Indian spinner who gives a very throrough "professional" massage. ******** has the contact details. I spent almost a month emailing back and forth, but that's mostly because it's not an easy place for me to get to. She has a clean and comfortable incall location--an apt. 180 with no haggling for a tip. Neeva is fairly cute and very personable. Although she's no LMT, she does know what she's doing. A lot of tease with her long nails, great views, no FS or anything, but I left satisfied. I'm hoping to try an asian apt, going off some suggestions I've gathered here on the board (gina's girls, I suppose). If anyone knows where I might find a cute, young practicioner at one of the Chinese/korean/japanese apts, shoot me a PM.

[QUOTE=Tee Time]If you read my report from June on Relax, I had exactly the same experience with CiCi.

I kept telling her .4 and all through the HJ she kept saying .6. It was a pain in the ass and I will not go back because of her piss poor attitude.[/QUOTE]Yup, I just got stuck with her just now.

Terrible tude. No touching wanted $ for HJ, I went no 40 we setteled on 50. She was giving me such a face. I told her if she wanted anythign above 50 I need to have access to a lot more of her goodies.

You've seen the suggestive ads on CL and I'm sure many of you thought about it. Let me put it in perspective for you. If your looking for an alternative for AMPs with ugly old woman. This place will be a change of scenery. You will be pleasantly surprised. My massuese was drop dead gorgeous with a ba donk ka donk worthy of worship. The ads on CL are as you noticed over the top a bit. They said $90 for 30mins for nude massage. The nude part being yourself. The girls obviously work for tips. The massage was of a delicate touch so this is not for the ones who need real theraphy. This place would be a direct competitor to Lusianas only no table shower yet.

I’m new at this, so I know I must be making some mistakes, but your posts have really been helpful.

Went to one spa a couple weeks ago. It was 80 for a one hour massage and TS. I paid it and lay down on my back on the table and waited for Sonya, Sophie, a cute little Latino, young. She arrived and asked if I wanted to get right to it. I said yes, she said .8 to look and another .8 for HJ. I countered with 1 for both. (Sorry guys. It was my first time.) She said I could look but not touch. You want the shower before or after. I don’t know. I never did it before. What do most guys do? She said We’ll do it after. Fine. I gave her what I promised and before I knew it there was a nice little pile of woman’s clothes on the floor where there wasn’t any before. She got going on the stiffest part me and I realized that she didn’t know what she was doing, young and inexperienced, so I gave her a few tips, guided her hands a bit and she slowed down and started to get it right, really right. My hands started wandering and she didn’t mind. When it was over she got dressed and asked me how she did. She really wanted to know. Then she took me across the hall for the shower. She washed down the whole front of my body, fast but nice. After I got ready to go, she told me to bring more money next time. I’ll say this, it was one magnificent massage, but I haven’t been back. I’d like to, but not at those prices. I think I could have handled the money part of it better, but like I said, I’m new.

When I got outside I found a ticket on my car window, expired sticker, so it cost me 180 for a bbhj, plus the ticket. Should I be driving to these places?

Looks 7/10
Massage: skipped it
HJ 10
Shower: around 3 minutes.
Attitude: pleasant, then greedy

I was on 26th street today and could not find Elegent, where is it located? If it is bad form to post it could someone send me a private message.

Mark

Its just east of Ricobenes...east of the overpass before the corner.

[QUOTE=Drivn It]I was on 26th street today and could not find Elegent, where is it located? If it is bad form to post it could someone send me a private message.

Mark[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paleface]I’ll say this, it was one magnificent massage, but I haven’t been back. I’d like to, but not at those prices. I think I could have handled the money part of it better, but like I said, I’m new.

Looks 7/10
Massage: skipped it
HJ 10
Shower: around 3 minutes.
Attitude: pleasant, then greedy[/QUOTE]


By "one magnificent massage" do you mean HJ, because below you say you skipped the massage.

[QUOTE=Paleface]I’m new at this, so I know I must be making some mistakes, but your posts have really been helpful.

Went to one spa a couple weeks ago. It was 80 for a one hour massage and TS. I paid it and lay down on my back on the table and waited for Sonya, Sophie, a cute little Latino, young. She arrived and asked if I wanted to get right to it. I said yes, she said .8 to look and another .8 for HJ. I countered with 1 for both. (Sorry guys. It was my first time.) She said I could look but not touch. You want the shower before or after. I don’t know. I never did it before. What do most guys do? She said We’ll do it after. Fine. I gave her what I promised and before I knew it there was a nice little pile of woman’s clothes on the floor where there wasn’t any before. She got going on the stiffest part me and I realized that she didn’t know what she was doing, young and inexperienced, so I gave her a few tips, guided her hands a bit and she slowed down and started to get it right, really right. My hands started wandering and she didn’t mind. When it was over she got dressed and asked me how she did. She really wanted to know. Then she took me across the hall for the shower. She washed down the whole front of my body, fast but nice. After I got ready to go, she told me to bring more money next time. I’ll say this, it was one magnificent massage, but I haven’t been back. I’d like to, but not at those prices. I think I could have handled the money part of it better, but like I said, I’m new.

When I got outside I found a ticket on my car window, expired sticker, so it cost me 180 for a bbhj, plus the ticket. Should I be driving to these places?

Looks 7/10
Massage: skipped it
HJ 10
Shower: around 3 minutes.
Attitude: pleasant, then greedy[/QUOTE]

I don't think I've ever paid more than $40 for a tug - clothed or nude. Never bring in more money than you're willing to spend, and always be prepared to tell the masseuse, "no thanks, just a massage please," if she's asking for more than you think is reasonable. It's surprising how much more they're willing to negotiate when it looks like they'll be walking away with squat otherwise.

As far as the shower is concerned, I will always try to take one before. It's a good place to test the waters. Besides, she's more likely to want to touch and otherwise explore a clean body. If you can get one after as well, hey, go for it.

Should you be "driving to these places?" Only after you get that expired sticker taken care of. Otherwise, why not?

[QUOTE=Paleface]
When I got outside I found a ticket on my car window, expired sticker, so it cost me 180 for a bbhj, plus the ticket. Should I be driving to these places?
[/QUOTE]

Yeah you paid too much, and you made her day with that tip. But sometimes you have to pay for an education. Its called thinking with the little head.

you got the ticket for an expired sticker, not for parking in front of a massage place. The city is making money any way they can. I saw a meter maid walking down my street last Sunday at 9am checking stickers. So that kind of stuff can happen anytime anywhere.

[QUOTE=Drivn It]I was on 26th street today and could not find Elegent, where is it located? If it is bad form to post it could someone send me a private message.

Mark[/QUOTE]ELEGANT MASSAGE
We specialize in Finger Massage, Body oil massage, Hot massage, Medicinal foot massage/treatments, and steam spa services that help relax and promote blood circulation. We also are a full service nail salon. We offer very reasonable rates!Visit us at:
237 W 26th St. Chicago, Il., 60616
(312) 225-7833 or (312) 882-0506.

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]By "one magnificent massage" do you mean HJ, because below you say you skipped the massage.[/QUOTE]I guess I meant that she got "right to it," one magnificent HJ would have been more accurate.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]I don't think I've ever paid more than $40 for a tug - clothed or nude. Never bring in more money than you're willing to spend, and always be prepared to tell the masseuse, "no thanks, just a massage please," if she's asking for more than you think is reasonable. It's surprising how much more they're willing to negotiate when it looks like they'll be walking away with squat otherwise.

As far as the shower is concerned, I will always try to take one before. It's a good place to test the waters. Besides, she's more likely to want to touch and otherwise explore a clean body. If you can get one after as well, hey, go for it.

Should you be "driving to these places?" Only after you get that expired sticker taken care of. Otherwise, why not?[/QUOTE]Thanks for your advice. I really don't know what I'm doing, but this forum has been great.

Driving to these places. I am concerned about what happens to the car if LE shows up. Yikes! Do they boot the car? Tow it? Forget about it?

A better question might be, are we safe in these places? I asked that question to a girl in an AMP and she said that the city shows up once a year for a routine check of the business license. (My rough translation from what I understood of her very limited English.)

I saw a guy leave one place, get on his bike and ride away. Another guy posted recently and said he left an AMP and headed for the Orange line. Why did they do that? I like to drive and some of these places would be hard to get to with public transportation.

I took care of the sticker, by the way.

[QUOTE=Paleface]I guess I meant that she got "right to it," one magnificent HJ would have been more accurate.[/QUOTE]Nothing irritates me more than a rushed massage. If I paid for an hour then I'm expecting that hour to include a TS, massage on both sides, a moderately negotiated enjoyable ending and a shower. I want to walk out just as I came in except in a more relaxed state!