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[QUOTE=Chiguyxxx;6208799]I found Claudia very attractive but I didn't think she looked like her photos tbh. I haven't seen Lena yet so maybe her photo does look like her. I have seen some very nice looking women at CLM but not a lot of them had their actual photos on the site. It's a real toss up sometimes. Sandra was a sweetheart but her photos are SUPER misleading IMHO.[/QUOTE]Do you mean Sarah? I don't see a Sandra on their website.
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6209228]I've done a bunch of nuru before mostly in Dallas with the Korean parlors there and Orlando with the Chinese Parlors there. 9 times of 10 it's an awesome experience, so I decided to go check out Lina and see if she would be on the same level. BHC can be super busy at times so I always try to go at off hour times when it's likely to be slow because you always get a better experience. I walked in and this really pretty girl named Julie or Julia opened the door. I told her I was there for Lina and she put me in the little holding cell they have there and closed the curtain. After a few minutes, this tall, tan skinned, big racked beauty opens up the curtain and I'm like fuck yeah, this is going to be good.
She takes me to the little itty bitty room on the right which barely fits a table and we start kissing and undressing each other. I tell her I want the nuru and she gets all excited. She said it's 3 bills even and I was a little bit taken back by that because you can get it for a little less in Orlando but this is Chicago and there's nobody hot offering it in this city. So I said ok and handed it over and told her it better be good. Her body is absolutely outstanding so I knew it at least had the potential of being worth it.
Her procedure is as follows. First she washes down the nuru table with soap and water. Then she has you get on it face down. Then she washes you with soap and water. Then she washes herself. Watching her soap up those big titties is such an awesome sight. All I wanted to do was play the dick carwash game. But she didn't understand what that was.
After you are both clean, she applies the nuru gel out of this little bottle. She puts some on my back and then a whole bunch on her titties. Then she gets up on the table and lays on top of you and starts gliding her body up and down on your back. The feel of her tits is so sexy. She rotates and swirls around and it's absolute heaven. But the best part is when she glides down to put her breasts in-between your crack. The feeling of her nipple sliding up and down your crack touching your ass is indescribable. I nearly nutted just from that. This went on for a good while too. Then she tells me to flip and begins the procedure again on the front. Only this time, her shaved pussy is sliding up and down against your dick while these beautiful titties are in your face. It's just heaven watching her move. The only thing that would make it better is if they had a mirror on the ceiling.
I kept trying to angle my dick so it would slip inside her on one of her down moves but she knew right away what I was trying to do and gave me the naughty look and shook her head. But the P2 P was enough to nearly make me lose a cup right there. She then washes us both down again and we towel off and head back to the junior room. There's a 4 way camera monitor in there and I see it just in time to see another monger get put in the holding cell.
Lina comes back into the room and strips down and starts giving me a massage. To be honest, I was so riled up that I told her to get down on the table instead. I ate her out both on her stomach and on her back for a good 5 or 6 minutes before she nearly broke my ears with her thighs and knees. After that, she began a nice BBBJ with me on my back and her tits hanging down. She moans and slurps the whole time and you got to think of other things to not come.
I slip on a hat and we start fucking in different positions. Well she knows a decent amount of dirty talk and she's pretty decent at it. Not the typical come now bullshit that you get at the apartments. It was actually pretty respectable for her English level. She probably learned it watching porn.
I ended up finishing all over her stomach and I had to get the paper towel roll for her because she couldn't move without it dripping all over the place. Then we went back to the shower room and washed each other one last time. She said she's only here for another week but I have a feeling she'll come back again. BTW, she's friends with April and I told her I want to do a double nuru with both of them next time they are here together. It'll be pricey but hopefully they can offer some kind of double discount.
I snapped a couple pics I'm attaching her so you can see this amazing rack.[/QUOTE]Nice review for a well deserving girl. She is one of my favorite girls, top 3 for sure. Nice pics! But I still think my pic with her in red dress is better quality lol. One thing that I failed to mention in my review is that Lina really takes her time doing nuru. My time in the shower room lasted close to 20 minutes. It sounds like your time in there was long too. Well worth the money if you ask me. I tipped her additional because I also asked for DFK and CIM finish.
When I texted her last night, she said only 3 guys have asked for nuru since my review on Monday. I guess either people don't want to pay up for nuru or people still think I write fake reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination. Oh well, your loss.
[QUOTE=Moss734;6210309]Do you mean Sarah? I don't see a Sandra on their website.[/QUOTE]They're two different people. Sandra might be off this week if you don't see her. Sarah is an eastern European woman, Sandra is latina / Asian. Although they both have very good menus and are among the best when it comes to service. But they're also somewhere in their 40's.
[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;6199766]Saw Carly at Ozone. In case there was any question, she is definitely black (or at least half black). As others have said, she's hot and probably around 28 to 32. Very slim, probably 100-110 lbs. Cute face, B cups, nice fit butt. I'd say overall she's a 7. 5/8 in terms of looks (compared to the general population), but for a massage parlor, she's probably the best you'll get. I'd put her even above Zara from CLM in terms of looks.
She definitely has a hot personalitylots of flirting, dirty talk, etc. Again, she offers a completely open menu, but opted for nude L1 which I got for $60. Above average technique, but not the best. Overall, if you're looking for a hottie, check her out.[/QUOTE]Thanks to this review on Carly, I visited her recently. She is as advertised. Dark skin Brazilian who has an open menu, naughty, and a lot of fun. I wanted an hour, but she said she was only available for 30 minutes. Half hour turned out to be all that was needed. Cost was $60, and I entered the room. Within five minutes of the massage she was grazing my balls. Within ten minutes, I flipped and towel came off, and she was massaging junior and saying $200 for FS and $240 for anal. I opted for FS.
Within ten minutes her tight ass and pussy were in my face, and I was dining on both while in 69 and bbj / bls. I then stood up while she continued the bbj assault. She flicks her tongue like mad over the balls, which I loved. Then it was doggie, mish, and a cim final with hot eye contact.
Pros: hot, young, dirty talk, and open menu. Even with the 30 minute limit I did not feel rushed, and she seemed to enjoy the session as well.
Cons: virtually no massage, pricy when you consider she is $140 more expensive than Macie with less open menu. No kissing.
Despite the high price, I would repeat. Said she is here through December and then back in February.
[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6210491]Nice review for a well deserving girl. She is one of my favorite girls, top 3 for sure. Nice pics! But I still think my pic with her in red dress is better quality lol. One thing that I failed to mention in my review is that Lina really takes her time doing nuru. My time in the shower room lasted close to 20 minutes. It sounds like your time in there was long too. Well worth the money if you ask me. I tipped her additional because I also asked for DFK and CIM finish.
When I texted her last night, she said only 3 guys have asked for nuru since my review on Monday. I guess either people don't want to pay up for nuru or people still think I write fake reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination. Oh well, your loss.[/QUOTE]I think I know where I'm going after the Bears game on Sunday. Just letting you all know so no one takes my spot.
Was in Chinatown and moon and unwind were busy so tried yun ping. Drew Cici, a 60+ year old MT. The place is a drive, even by Chinatown AMP standards. Maybe 5 minutes of massage before the flip demanded $60 for topless level one. Got jackhammer treatment, utc roaming instead of topless. Avoid this place, bad environment, bad massage, bad finish. Your better off with self service in the bathroom at Ming Hin. . 45 + . 60.
[QUOTE=GrannyLover;6211121]Was in Chinatown and moon and unwind were busy so tried yun ping. Drew Cici, a 60+ year old MT. The place is a drive, even by Chinatown AMP standards. Maybe 5 minutes of massage before the flip demanded $60 for topless level one. Got jackhammer treatment, utc roaming instead of topless. Avoid this place, bad environment, bad massage, bad finish. Your better off with self service in the bathroom at Ming Hin. . 45 + . 60.[/QUOTE]You jack off at Minghin? You're disturbed to say the least.
Saw coco again, had an OK experience the first time but not so much this time.
Severe haggling, almost brutal massage and as the cherry on top I realized they don't use those paper towels on their tables, so the next guy was lying down in my sweat.
Won't be back.
If anyone knows any good ass-teasing L1 providers, would be much appreciated.
Also a recent review of isabela pomares would be appreciated. Wondering if there is much tease or just a good massage followed by L1. PMs good too.
Thank you, gents.
[QUOTE=Chicago87;6209263]Been twice with two good HEs.
Does anyone know if they offer prostate massage and / or table showers?[/QUOTE]They have a standup shower but unfortunately no table shower.
Looking for a new place. Work in Des plaines and kinda played out at the AMPs. Looking for a Latin massage place. Used to frequent Zeus and kneading hands in the city but since they closed I'm looking for a new place. Could anyone help?
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Fantastico;6189869]Any intel on either gal? Been going to CLM for a while now and I've seen Zara, Bella, and Suzie (Zara is ATF), but I'm looking to try something new. Any info on looks, menu and pricing would be super helpful and greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Finally saw Ashley. Cute girl but definitely larger than I imagined. Not fat by any means but she's probably 5'10/5'11 and maybe 170 lbs. Big tits and an even bigger ass, all extremely well proportioned.
Had a great experience. $$ for CBJ and FS. Seemed to sincerely get into it. Would probably repeat despite not being my ideal body type.
Last, I know there has been discussion about CLM using real pictures or not. In my experience, none of the pictures have been real. Some are better representations than others but none have been real.
Was in the mood for some big tatas and naughtiness so based on previous reviews took the plunge at Moon and called ahead for Lisa.
I will say she's in her 50's but her face wasn't bad at all. Shoulder length hair kinda curly. Tall but not as tall as I was expecting (I'm a taller guy). She has nice legs but quite a bit of a gut. No ass. Also not as much of a "BBW" as I had read besides her gut. Very pleasant demeanor. Paid $60 at the door. Massage wasn't as good as I was expecting. Wasn't bad. I'd call it a firm body rub.
So the whole time I'm thinking of what I want to do which was BJ, Russian, then see if I could COF. I read she does anything for the right money. Well, on the flip I was surprised when she denied me on BJ (she had no mask on when I entered but kept one on in the massage room BTW). I start to rub the cooch and she laughs and brushes my hand away. So I start jerking while I pull the boobs out. Not as big as I was expecting as many have commented on how big they are, one poster even referring to them as "huge". I would say they are floppy C cups. Big eraser nips. No haggling. I get her to oil up for Russian and busted between them. She finishes up with a light body rub. I give her $80 and was out.
The reason why I describe her in such detail is 1) I was wondering myself before I went and 2) I'm wondering if I actually got Lisa LOL. I mean, she fit the descriptions but the limited menu was surprising. On the way home I was wondering if since I called for Lisa and it was a slow day she just told me that's who she was when I walked in. Or if maybe you have to be a regular to get these menu items I've heard of?
Pretty average experience. Likely would not repeat.
What does CTM stand for? Tried to search but term too short. Thanks.
New Hop.
Said name was Ewa? Eva? Name wounded Euro but she was not LOL.
Asked hard or soft, I said medium, and while she took direction on where on my back I needed attention, it was less of a massage than moving hands around. Standard finish, said "I only ever do this" and made the up and down motion. OK. Hoping for a little more, but she was really tuned in on what I liked, no jackhammer. She popped the ladies out, and they were beautiful and all natural. So excellent on that front, but would love to connect with someone else there who may be more open to more.
[QUOTE=Mitsom;6212874] Russian
[/QUOTE]That was lisa. I Tried the same not long ago. My problem was the massage was OK but VERY little wind-up / tease, and I don't really respond to that. I think she was annoyed that I didn't pop in 30 seconds and started in with "come on come on" - not encouragement but hurry the fuck up. Then she started in with literally the most aggressive L1 I have EVER received in my life, honestly I stopped her twice and told her to knock it off, and that it hurt. I think maybe lisas was once upon a time the hottest shit around and her ego was a little bruised that I wasn't finished immediately. Heard of hate-fuck? This was a hate HJ LOL. Will not repeat.