Massage Parlor Reports

A few weeks ago, I went to a place called 888 Spa 1xx3 S Harbor Blvd H, Santa Ana, CA 9xx04. Two "girls" working. No MMS. Jangly door gets the attention of a girl to come out. Private room with wooden door. I got a tall big boned girl who gave a good back massage for 30 minutes. On the flip she said $1 c for BJ. I took the hand option for $.4 and she allowed full access to some C-cup action. I never got to the see the other girl. Not a complete massage but what she did was fine, and done seriously. I like them a little thinner myself, so I probably won't go back. But a BJ with C's is not bad, and you can always negotiate a little.

[QUOTE=PayPalMakesMon;5874073]Hi, is it on beach and Lampson next to the yoshinoya? What's the damage and menu?[/QUOTE]Holy shit man, it's not frigging Lampson, its Cerritos next to a tattoo shop. That's why I frigging posted a link to their advertising. Its always easier just to ask another monger rather than click the link right?

Anyways they require an appointment unless their neon OPEN sign is on. Good luck.

[QUOTE=PayPalMakesMon;5874073]Hi, is it on beach and Lampson next to the yoshinoya? What's the damage and menu?[/QUOTE]If you're going and. Beach Blvd. Just before Cerritos. Very minimal parking it's better to park down the street. When I used to go it was 140 total for 1/2 hr. They change the girls a lot. I'm not sure of the set up now you might have to ask the Big ejaculator.

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[QUOTE=OCJohnny;5873981]Meh, nothing write home about.

Average body, not like the hype that I read in past posts.

Heard more was offered here and curious about the other providers.

Do you have any intel?[/QUOTE]Not really, went there maybe 3 years ago and saw I want to say Sara, a Colombian who's quite thick. Although her body was not my type her release was pretty good (she emulated a BJ). I never went back though, prices were bit high but always wanted to try Meyu as I'm into Japanese girls and she's kind of the only one I know of. Sad to hear her service was not that great.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5867094]
SH Helen is in her own category. Kind of the opposite of the super models. Not someone I would normally choose as she is older. But she is a very nice woman, she works her ass off giving you a good massage, and she gives you great access to the best boobs in all three places.[/QUOTE]I can corroborate most of what jet had to say about SH in his post. I went to bw for the first time last week and went to SH today and find most of the observations fairly accurate to my experience. I called about 20 minutes ahead to try to book grace but she was busy, so I asked for helen. When I got there pps was outside having a lively conversation with one of the less attractive girls, but held the door for me and put his conversation on hold. He asked if I had called and I said yes, so he called who I assume to be helen out from behind the partition (more on this later) and she led me to the very first "room" and let me get comfortable. I do appreciate the drawer system for the clothes and your belongings etc but I was taken aback that yes, the space could be tighter than upstairs at BW. Somehow, this wasn't an issue as everyone seemed very polite and not chatty.

Anyhow, helen is a step or two above homely but not unattractive, if you catch my drift. She was petite and lively, wearing a very short skirt and clearly not wearing a bra. All good signs. After she got back with the foot bath, she realized I had already fully undressed and was face down and just pushed the soak tub out through the curtain into the hallway and laughed. I told her where I was sore and she went to work with one of the most aggressive massages I've ever had. For context, most of the high level massages I've had in the AMP context from a krystal or ava, I would not classify as aggressive. Helen, on the other hand, is very high energy, a lot of muscle put into the massage, not a great deal of what I would call "skill" and frankly just wild overall. This wasn't a bad thing but I didn't expect such force since she probably isn't over 100 lbs. All of this was happening while she literally rode the back of my head, squeezing with her inner thighs. Halfway through, I got hot stones and there too, it seemed like she barely knew what she was doing, but was going at it with confidence.

Some time later, she told me to flip and stepped out momentarily, returning with a big bottle of special oil and a big grin on her face. 15 seconds of nipple play, then she pulled up her shirt and off to the races with a powerful jackhammer. I had to ask her to slow down, but then a couple things happened. First, several new clients entered and the wind nearly blew the sheet partition down, which I assume happens fairly regularly. Secondly, two other clients, almost at the exact same moment, started snoring loudly. I thought I had bad sleep apnea. These disturbances pushed her to try to finish me even faster, which was pretty rough. All the while, she was squeezing my hand onto her bare breast. It felt like the longest 5 minutes of my life.

Once I blew, she cleaned me up and gave me a pretty decent long foot massage.

While I was walking out I got a phone call but had to ignore it until I got in the car. The same number called me again 8 minutes after I left and apparently it was grace, asking where I was and if I was coming for my appointment. I had to tell her I just finished and it seemed like this might happen often enough. Which makes me wonder if she was trying to get me to come back to do a double header with her OR there was some screw up with my initial appointment and they never actually checked me in, which then makes me wonder if I actually saw helen or not. I wouldn't classify helen as "older" in the context of what I saw upstairs and the few girls I saw downstairs. I'd put her in the mid range of providers (maybe late 30's-early 40's?) with a large b rack.

Either way, I think I would probably repeat at SH just as I would at BW just to try to find out who else is worth seeing. The price point definitely is a huge incentive to find the treasures.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5874120]A few weeks ago, I went to a place called 888 Spa 1xx3 S Harbor Blvd H, Santa Ana, CA 9xx04. Two "girls" working. No MMS. Jangly door gets the attention of a girl to come out. Private room with wooden door. I got a tall big boned girl who gave a good back massage for 30 minutes. On the flip she said $1 c for BJ. I took the hand option for $.4 and she allowed full access to some C-cup action. I never got to the see the other girl. Not a complete massage but what she did was fine, and done seriously. I like them a little thinner myself, so I probably won't go back. But a BJ with C's is not bad, and you can always negotiate a little.[/QUOTE]888 used to be a regular stop for me, pre covid. Went once more after they reopened, maybe a year ago. Cici was the only one I'd seen there. She's not the girl you describe though, as she is on the petite side, and very cute. Mid 30's, if I had to guess. Place was clean, and I do like the solid doors, just feels so much more private. Well done, getting an offer for BJ. I was never able to get beyond HJ, with her shirt up to the neck and pants to the knees. Even then she put on that old act, "shhh, I get fired if they know I'm doing this". Right. Not quite sure why I stopped going. Think here in OC, there are just so many choices and not enough free time and benjamins to go around. Worth a return visit, if I can pry myself away from Anna for a change.

[QUOTE=BroHymn;5874759]I can corroborate most of what jet had to say about SH in his post. I went to bw for the first time last week and went to SH today and find most of the observations fairly accurate to my experience.....she went to work with one of the most aggressive massages I've ever had. ...[/QUOTE]Many of the girls in SH will work up a sweat giving a massage, and the script is more detailed than the BW script. Its a little more chaotic in SH and a little less privacy. But go with the flow. Its all part of the fun to see if your bamboo screen will blow down. I was in there last week in the lobby, and I could hear some girl moaning like she was on her honeymoon. But since SH is so much larger than BW, it seems the various sounds get blended more. In BW and TT, I can discern conversations more precisely. In SH, with all the noise, it all gets mixed in. And Helen is a great choice for a certain experience. Kinda like naughty babysitter. Also try Grace, Rose, and Lucy. Indeed. None of the SH girls require courtship to get to first base. You are there for fun, and they seem to be having a good time too. They hang around the lobby at times, and are friendly even when you don't pick them.

Over the years, I hit SH mainly, then BW as an alternative, then a few other places as further alternatives. If you want the same massage every time from the same woman, you might as well get married. I feel mongering is for the adventure.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5874861]... here in OC, there are just so many choices and not enough free time and benjamins to go around..[/QUOTE]Just open Google maps to Brookhurst and Bolsa, zoom out, and search for Massage, and you'll find 20 places. Its an adventure to check them out. Not knowing if you will leave happy or horny.

10 years ago they used to all be legit, but at least half of them have morphed into places where you leave with a smile and lighter wallet. Usually a few girls start pulling Johnson, then the entire crew does. That's the deal with BW, SH, Top10, and One-by-One. I got a lot of legit massages in all of them, now the only way to get a legit massage is to waive of the dowel varnish job, and the girl is mad because she is only getting $15 tip instead of $45.

I have not been up there in a while but the hottest young girls for HE used to be Angel Spa on Garden Grove and Beach, just north of the 22. I got some 25 year old VT girls who were flat out beauty queens. I passed by the other day and thought I need to re-investigate.

[QUOTE=BeachDrone;5872825]...you might find lady boys.[/QUOTE]I have an educational story. I was in Manilla, and the night before I left I wanted to take pictures of the Jeepneys and street scene. A street walker propositioned me on the sidewalk for a good time. I said "maybe later" then I slipped into a building, and out another exit to avoid seeing her again. So she catches up with me a few blocks later and starts berating me for not coming back as if I had signed a contract. At some point in her bitching me out, she asks "Is the reason you are not interested in me because I am transexual? I said "I wasn't super interested to begin with, but now that you told me you are a dude, I think I have come to a firm conclusion that I am not interested at all. Have a good evening" and I took off running this time, and got a few blocks away, and started taking pictures. Suddenly someone comes behind me and punched in the back and knocks me over. Completely blindsided. Its ladyboy now even more angry because I don't want gay sex. I instinctively made a fist, and was about ready to knock his head off. But then I looked around, and to the all the people in the street, here I was a bad American man about to abuse a sweet Filipina. This did not look good at all. Even though he / she has already gotten violent. So I just took and ran away, and the evening was done.

[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills;5871944]Type "international" in the URL in lieu of USA and you will find info. Although due to COVID information is less prolific than it was.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Internationalsexguide is your best source for info. Things are still a little slower due to covid but you'll have no trouble finding action anywhere.

After an mp sabbatical made a few visits in the last month.

F&C: didn't get Lucy but experience was similar to what's been reported. She was older. She was crazy. She tried to BBFS but I declined. Cfs and then BBBJ to finish and my fingers went in to every dark place they could find. I walked out questioning my beliefs and purpose in life. It's not for me. But happy I crossed that off my list. Forgot what I tipped but pretty sure inline with everyone else 1 or 120.

Panda in Tustin: real convenient when getting your car waxed at Tustin plaza car wash. Typical jack shack experience. Good enough massage utc boobies touching. Not a looker but not terrible. Tipped $60 cause she let me roam the boobies utc.

Sunnywell in sa: place has gone downhill I feel. Provider was pretty damn old and she said she was japanese. Diff cause usually they're Korean. Not a looker but thin with bolt ons. Still got the nice rim job with ball tease action. Cfs at first but had tequila dick so pulled off the hat for BBBJ. She tried to offer BBFS but I declined. Then she got on her knees on the ground for more CBJ and ball play action and then cim finale without asking! I prefer lookers but if why'all are looking for that f&c type action somewhere else I think you'll be happy if you ask for the Japanese provider. I blew a huge load and thought to myself she didn't swallow. Spent time cleaning up then went to hug me and give me a kiss. Opened her mouth and a cloud of my jizz appeared. GROSS! I guess she trolled me for cim without asking first LOL. Tipped $100.

Top 10: scheduled with Tiffany via text. She wore a mask but looked cute, young mid 20's, nice natural Cs, not chubby but had a small pooch. Good attitude slightly flirty. Below average massage then hot stones which were also below average. Hardly any teasing. On flip tried to negotiate as much as possible. Only got to HJ shirt off and kissing boobies but no "eating" - I told her I was hungry LOL. Gave her 100 anyways hoping it would buy me some food. She kept to her word and would describe boobies play as touch and kissing with closed mouth only. Said she doesn't know me well enough yet so perhaps more action for return custs. I told her I could be her bf every time I come in and she giggled "we'll talk next time. " Def over tipped but I always negotiate down then try to negotiate back up for more services. Will return cause of her attitude, age, and nice body for a low cost mp.

I think my ideal regular spot would be a FS place with someone like Tiffany if anyone has suggestions please dm!

Thanks everyone for the posts fun being back on the court.

[QUOTE=SlickJJ;5871843]Are Talina and Lyni both at Miss Saigon? Is it still $200+ for a HE? She sure looks f-ing cute tho.[/QUOTE]Wow, $200 for a HJ? I've never paid that much. I first started going here by texting them as a response to their ad, rather than just walking in. Maybe that's the best approach if you're new? Wondering if the veteran mongers can advise what is best. I think the situation is, since Miss Saigon is located in prime real estate, maybe some rich locals throw around bigger money and the girls get accustomed to it, so if they are having a big week with good tips, perhaps they might look at me as the guy who tips 1. 5 and might rush me in favor of the other dude who tips 2. 0. For me, anything north of $1. 0 has got to be full service otherwise I won't feel I got my money's worth. I know I can easily go to fish and chips and fuck a grandma raw for 1. 0, however a young hot slender well dressed 22 year old for sure must be compensated a bit more.

So on my most recent visit, I had a session with the lovely Mina, a slender, athletic girl with a completely delicious body. She wore an oufit that resembled a Hooter's uniform: white tank top and shorts. Every detail of her body is sexy af: her upper thighs are well developed with just the right amount of both skin tone & muscle tone with the slight hint of baby fat. Love the shape of her hands and fingers, her acrylic nails nicely done and looking sexy. Her stomach and belly perfectly shaped, I couldn't stop staring. No stretch marks, smooth lickable skin and cute belly button. Then moving up to her breasts, they are natural either large B's or smaller C cups, but lovely shape and just beautiful. Her face is cute with flirty eyelashes, great cheeks and lovely lips. I would be excited just to have her sit next to me while I examine and kiss every part of her body she is so sexy and arousing. Her snatch is nicely shaped and just totally lickable. At this point she is one of my top 5 favorite girls in this county. I can't think of too many girls who would inspire me more than Mina.

Thanks for your patience guys, hope you enjoy my report as much as I enjoy yours. Sorry if I accidently double posted this report (hope I didn't). Also, I hope my writing doesn't seem too positive and giddy today: I've lately been microdosing on schrooms almost every day, it gives me a boost and improves my mood. Surprisingly it helps me at work too (LOL).

Its interesting that the establishment known as F&C seems to be located at a node in the space-time continuum providing a portal from SoCal into a distant 3rd world hovel with thrift store bedsheets as doors and questionable cleanliness standards. It houses some of the least attractive, over-the-hill, "Xi Jin Ping in drag" women with all the charm of prison guards. These mares have already been hard ridden since one of the Bush's were president, and are ready for the glue factory.

Over the past few years, when I felt the urge to purge, it's time for a road trip. You don't have to be on double secret probation. I put some gas in my car, and drive to one of the places below, where you will find a 25 year old Korean beauty queen, college student, or flight attendant who speaks good English, has proper hygiene, and will smile and be a bit flirty.

You start with a full table shower, where you get every inch and every hole washed with warm water. Then you adjourn to a private room with a locking door, and walls that go all the way up, with a subdued light and a chair to get undressed like a civilized human being.

Next you get 10 minutes of light massage. But you don't care about that because Mr Happy is already standing at attention. Then it gets interesting. Often they put their own cover on you, using their mouth, and proceed to give you a CBJ whether you asked for it or not. Thats just the warm up.

Then the clothes come off. Instead of a hairy jungle, you'll find a patch without foliage or trimmed landing strip. Either natural firm A / B cups, or silicon C's. You do your various positions in complete privacy without hearing anyone else, or being heard. Money is not discussed. You finish, get your clean up, get dressed. She hands you an actual sealed bottle of water, and you give her a C note.

This is not to say I never drive to F&C. If the parking lot is full for VT massage across the street, I can use F&C's lot. Making sure to hide anything of value from view.

Healing Therapy.

4223 and. Maine Ave.

Baldwin Park CA 91706.

Zen Day Spa.

2383 Lomita Blvd, Suite 106.

Lomita CA 90717.

And I am sure there are more of these places if you sniff around.

Runner Up. Older but attractive K and Ch women but very authentic experience.

M & A Day Spa.

9472 Firestone Blvd.

Downey CA 90241.

Note. These were my top places for a few years, although my experience is a little dated. Only going up once during the pandemic.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5874905]I have an educational story. I was in Manilla, and the night before I left I wanted to take pictures of the Jeepneys and street scene. A street walker propositioned me on the sidewalk for a good time. I said "maybe later" then I slipped into a building, and out another exit to avoid seeing her again. So she catches up with me a few blocks later and starts berating me for not coming back as if I had signed a contract. At some point in her bitching me out, she asks "Is the reason you are not interested in me because I am transexual? I said "I wasn't super interested to begin with, but now that you told me you are a dude, I think I have come to a firm conclusion that I am not interested at all. Have a good evening" and I took off running this time, and got a few blocks away, and started taking pictures. Suddenly someone comes behind me and punched in the back and knocks me over. Completely blindsided. Its ladyboy now even more angry because I don't want gay sex. I instinctively made a fist, and was about ready to knock his head off. But then I looked around, and to the all the people in the street, here I was a bad American man about to abuse a sweet Filipina. This did not look good at all. Even though he / she has already gotten violent. So I just took and ran away, and the evening was done.[/QUOTE]I've been to Bangkok many times and have never experienced anything like this with the ladyboys there. They are flirty but certainly not aggressive, and also pretty easy to spot. So unless you're blind drunk, it's pretty unlikely you'll end up with a surprise when clothes come off. That would be a pretty silly reason to forego a visit.