1st time. Review in CT Boston
So I've never tried this before, but have been wanting to for some time. It's hard to weed out the fakes and legit places, and as I understand it, unless you post a review, no one will really give you any actionable intel. So I figured Chinatown was a good place to start, at the very least I'd get a decent massage. So I found a place on cityXguide, that based on the wording, had no chance of being only a professional massage, the title reading "New Arrival Girls. ", which In reading, I could almost actually hear the Asian accent, which put me at ease, because experience tells me that 5-0 isn't that clever LOL.
So I arrive at the building, sandwiched between 2 restaurants, and since I'm white and stood out like a sore thumb, I then circled the block 3 times until the sidewalk was clear and I could make my entrance without all the locals seeing. It was a sketchy looking apartment, with not 1, but 2 of the door buzzers advertising an AMP. So I found mine, took the ghetto elevator up, and was greeted by, what reading other posts have taught me, the "MamaSan". An ok looking woman, who looked to be in her mid 40's. She was very cheerful and happy, and I figured she would take me to the room and I'd be able to pick my girl, or one would be sent in. If I knew she would be the one performing the service, I would of left, as she wasn't anything great to look at. She guided me into an apartment that was set up to look like a parlor and was actually a lot nicer than the outside led me to expect. Dim lighting, candles and aroma therapy, with relaxing music playing.
Once in the room, which had a very professional set up, she collected the $70 for the hour and told me to undress. So I'm on the table, wearing only way God gave me and a towel, and in comes the same lady and I'm very disappointed but it's too late now.
She proceeded to wipe me down with a warm wet facecloth and started the massage. At first it was over the towel, and I though I had really been ripped off, but after about 10 mins she slid the towel to cover my lower half & began a massage with lotion, that actual was very good. The massage lasted about 45 minutes. I was still in doubt about weather or not I'd be leaving with relaxed muscles but blue balls, but when her hand started coming very very close to my naughty bits, my fears were slightly abated.
After 45 minutes of a really great massage, she told me to flip onto my back and said "if I take really good care of you, you going to take really good care of me, ya? So I said, yea sure I would. She then dimmed the lights even more, prob do I could more easily imagine it was anyone else down there performing my "hand release", and proceeded to "happily end" my visit. After "I came to say thank you", she again wiped me down with a warm cloth and left for me to redress. I gave her $35 as a tip and left.
So to sum up.
No good looking woman.
No TS as advertised.
No new girls, or girls plural at all.
Hope that helps and pays my dues for more reliable Intel in the future.
Will not be surprised to see state shut down of body work and massage places.
[QUOTE=OldtimerMa;4707467]The panic intensifies, so no one really knows what will be closed next. The situation is developing so fast, I wouldn't be surprised that most places with a possibility of human interactions might be closed at some point. Don't see how the parlors should be necessarily immune to this.[/QUOTE]Probably have to check Mass. Gov. Recent haircut was told the "beauty spas" that do beauty treatments. Like Botox / facials have to be shut down. We will see if there will be a list of places like barbers, hair salons and massage / body work places added to the list will not be surprised to see state shutdown.
2 confirmed down in the Ham
Tried to post this-- it never made it, not sure what happened.
Over the weekend went to Walnut in the Ham. Closed. Sign says back in 3 weeks.
T-and (was my first time going) on rt 9, was closed during business hours also. No sign.
As a plan B, had a trip to Waltham (the other Ham) and visited the legendary April / Apple. First time, good massage. Thanks for the heads up fellas.