Those "LEO checks" were actually fun
[QUOTE=IrlFan;6662450]She got caught up in a sting once is what she told me first time I saw her. Back then she only asked you to grab her tits, which I was fine with. LOL. You're right, they think dick pics are some kind of a magic bullet or something.[/QUOTE]Yeah my favorites have always been the mutual groping before we actually grope one another because "LEOs wouldn't be allowed to do that". It was hot, but in no way was it insurance against either one of us getting arrested.
Grace a No Show, Annie a Show of Another Sort
So this was a hard one to file, given it's not a parlor, and I didn't see an escort, but that was my goal, originally, and Middletown is in the middle of Dayton and Cincinnati, so, it kinda defies categorization? Anyway, I was in Middletown for an errand and thought I'd give Grace a try. It's been a complete miss for her for a while, I think I've tried 2, 3 times? Anyway, she was relatively responsive once she answered. I was hopeful, even drove to the supposed pick up spot a little early. I've wanted to see her for years now, but never have the time and patience to stick around past any initial meet time. So, given our history, I was also realistic, she'd ghosted me too many times for me to be completely committed. I chose Annie as a back up. Writing them both at the same time. Annie is also in Middletown and provides Lingam massage. Which is like an extended HE. But I'd never seen her either. I could have had a double let down.
Not shockingly, Grace ghosted me at the agreed upon time, so I met with Annie, who was late, but kept in contact with me the whole time until we met. Her place was in a quiet neighborhood. We went in and she told me to undress while she undressed. The place was clean, though a bit disordered, probably due to lack of dresser space, etc. And it's in process of being worked on, though how long ago the last improvement project took place is indeterminable.
She was initially unattractive. She's the woman in her pictures, blond and kind of plain looking, a little tired, probably of life. She's 15 ish years older than me. Her body is on the side of not caring for it, but she's not super obese, just older. She had an injury to her leg that kept her from being too flexible. It's weird how horniness skews perecption.
I laid on the bed already facing up, propped against the headboard. Even though I kinda wanted to leave, I was here, naked, now committed to seeing this through.
She crawled on the bed with a couple lubricants and got to work. Slowly, which I appreciate, she worked on me and told me exactly what my body would do once I reached the end. She explained what Lingam was, and what edging was and how she intended to use the whole half hour. It was an enticing little bit of speech. Soon, I would feel this, than that, and so on. It built anticipation. She wasn't attractive in the surface sense, but as she worked, and squeezed, and stopped, and started, and got into what she was doing and we talked I relaxed and the feeling was so great I went without any issues, a little early. She said she'd been a nurse, and from the deliberateness of her actions I believe her.
Would I go again? Probably not. It's a bit higher than what I want to pay for such a thing and since I'm from Dayton, it's too far to make regular for just an elaborate HE. If she lived down the block, it would be a different story. Anyway, it was an experience, and I'm glad I had it. . 15 for the lady.
Also, Grace wrote me about an hour after our time had past. She said she'd make it worth my while to stop by again. But at this point I had no cash, so, yeah, I said, sorry, until next time I guess. She said "you're lost". I said I wasn't, then I got what she actually meant. Haha.
Lies, damn lies and cops lies
Cops lie. For a living. Met a young lady once at her house and when I called back to schedule again a few weeks later, she had just gotten out of jail. The cop scheduled, came to her house, got naked, got a blow job, and only pulled his badge out once his dick was put back away fully drained and when she asked him to leave his donation on the table. Had a buddy who was a cop back when Newport had strip clubs. He was put undercover and given money and sent in to get handjobs. They all fought for the UC job. They'd get a couple handies and then rotate out. Then when they were all good, they'd raid the place. I trust cops as far as I can throw them.
[QUOTE=Vilnius;6663409]Heard of it happening a lot. Too many mongers (and providers) think Law & Order SVU is real life, and it super is not.[/QUOTE]