Sausage mmmmhhm the breakfast of champions
[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1931064]Maybe I should change my name to BuyingBreakfast.
Last night about 10:55 pm I contacted a pretty well known provider. She is pretty well reviewed & came recommended by a few in pm's by a couple guys as good girl to break into the hobby with. Since I have not seen much of any bad on her & will reserve the right to tell her name at a later date. I will give her a chance to explain if she is so inclined. Anyway the story goes I texted her around said time. She replied very quickly. After some back & forth we decided that an 8:30 am meeting would work for both of us. Anyway, I wake up early enough to shower & have a cup of tea while I Sat. In anticipation of the fun that was on it's way.
I leave my house in a timely manner. I roll up to the address I was given via text at exactly 8:30. I am quite impressed with my self & pull over & text I am here. & then I sit & wait. Couple minutes go by. 5 minutes, ten minutes. & No (insert name here) anywhere to be seen. Then along rolls an old white van. It slowly & rather closely rolls past my driver side window. Two ugly bastards looking at me. The van goes on by & turns around in a drive way & comes back towards me. As it was turning around I grabbed the Judge out from under my seat. Not taking any chances on my first adventure. So it rolls up real slow & a bearded sumbitch motions for me to roll my window down. With hand on revolver I do. This cat starts asking me what I am doing, who I am, Is (insert some guys name) here, am I waiting for him. I just acted really annoyed that he was even talking to me. To his who are you inquiry I replied with kinda dickish laugh / humph sound I was like who are you? Any way I was not too impressed with this whole exchange so after watching them peel out I did the same. This leads me to the Name change part.
After being stood up by (reserved to be named later) I went to my old Sunday morning faithful.
Her name is Colonial Cottage, I call her CC. Boys the menu is full of favorites. It included but was not limited to BE BG G PC Cblr S OJ CoF & I think a great chance of some French. Best of all MP was encouraged. Only thing better would have been a woman serving. But I had a great breakfast & will repeat. I do recommend.
Refer to list below for abbreviations.
BE Beacon and Eggs.
BG biscuits and gravy.
G Goetta.
PC pancakes.
S sausage.
OJ Orange juice.
Cof Coffee.
Cble Cobbler.
French French toast.
MP Multiple Plates.
I really hope this review will help anyone who gets stood up early in the AM on Sundays. All providers are not dependable, The colonial cottage is![/QUOTE]Hey if your buying breakfast you have my full attention LOL I'm a total foodie and I love to eat especially sausage mmmmhm.
Petra, need I say it? Mind.- Blown
Petra was my first call when I began mongering. But I only tried once because my second call was answered by another Provider.
I finally tried a second time, and could kick myself for waiting so long. Her body tops many other skeletor's or Jaba the hut's out there. But more than that, she has excellent skills and attitude. We began with DATY which she switched to 69 without my asking... Very GFE when you don't have to ask for every single move, IMO.
We moved on to cowgirl, where she covered me with kisses, which she changed to sitting up, then squatting and riding the tip of my cock over her clit and stroking her pussy, then reverse cowgirl that would make a stripper proud as she rubbed her tiny ass into my groin while she rode my cock.
I pulled off the cover for a loooooooong BBBJ which she performed with both hands working and teasing me.
When I could take no more, I asked her to hold still while I got back in control. Then I asked her for doggie while I stood at the end of the bed, which lead to the flip, and more DATY, before I moved up to missionary.
Throughout our encounter she would pinch my nipples, stroked my cock, or caressed my balls, without my asking (again, Very GFE to me) She answered every kiss I gave her and when I was ready to pop... Off came the cover for CIM without hesitation (my request). She was surprised when I wanted to kiss her cum filled mouth (as thanks for a job well done). I told her I'm used to sucking my cum from my woman's pussy to get her off. I told her she could spit on my chest (which she did) before another round of light and deep kissess.
Suddenly, she spun around and began to tongue my balls (she said she forgot to do it earlier, LOL). Again, never asked for it, just natural desire to please your partner (long after my time was up, and I thought we were through).
In the end, she asked if we could shower together (hell yes), another provider turned me down, so I don't ask anymore.
Absolutely stunning beauty, sweet personality, monster skills.
Run, don't walk, to go see her.
Sexy Sass. Slipping and Sliding all morning
Very easy to setup a date with this young spinner with the typical 2-call system. We met at a nice motel in a good area north of Cincinnati. She greeted me at the door in a very sheer Teddy with her best assets barely showing through the nylon mesh. Sexy Sassy is very oral and a good kisser. [U]important note* She did have some lipstick on however so I had to make sure I washed my face before I left. [/U] She has a nice body with soft white skin and a nicely trimmed Bush.
We played on the large King sized bed for a while before the main event which was a body slide followed by FS. She is very responsive to playing and seemed to enjoy what we were doing. She didn't get her NURU gel yet so we oiled up with baby oil and massage oil and I laid back to enjoy the ride. Sexy Sassy did a very good B2 be massage using every part of her body to massage every part of mine. After a while I couldn't take it and I reached for a cover so we could move to phase II. This woman is a nice wild ride. We did CG, mish, doggie etc finishing with a spit She is young and tight and it was fin!
I'll be back trying some other adventures we spoke about.
Highly recommended.
UTR In Ohio. Football Fantasy
Badmonger (aka Member #4362) is back! I had to take an emergency leave of absence from the board and abandon my old handle, but I'm back for the long haul guys...
This isn't the most timely report (hell week at work), but I think you'll find that the intel is worthwhile.
Last Sunday was my first foray back into the hobby and given my positive experiences with Buddah and UTR In Ohio previously, I opted to take him up on the Sunday "Fantasy" football party. Man was it worth it!
I'm an introvert so going to an activity like this was way out of my comfort zone. But I had first had experience with Sasha and had read marvelous reviews of Cupcake and glowing reports of Rebecca, so I overcame my anxieties and signed up.
When I arrived, Sasha greeted me at the door, scantily clad of course, with her natural enthusiasm and warmth.- things were starting off right. She brought me into the kitchen / dining area and introduced me to the other mongers who had arrived ahead of me and I quickly recognized a couple of their handles because of their board activity – I filed that info away for later in the day.
Sasha was is her normal form, energetic, sexy as hell, and making every guy feel like he was the one she was most excited to see. Surprisingly, Cupcake was sitting at the kitchen table, talking with the guys, but was dressed conservatively and seemed a bit reserved. Rebecca was hosting the party, was dressed to impress (less than Sasha), and was in a whirling dervish mode tying up loose ends.
After about 30 minutes of social chatter and munchies, Sasha decided to get the action rolling with a little strip poker. And I really mean get the action rolling – the rules were all in the guys' favor. There were about 8 guys at the start of the game and the 3 girls – whoever won a hand got to pick who had to lose a piece of clothing. Horrible odds for the women, especially since they all were starting wearing less than any of the guys. The game progressed as you would surmise, with the girls losing round after round until they were all demonstrating their natural beauty – and each one of them was stunning!
Sasha tried her best to get another party game started, but the strip poker had everyone's mind on other activities so she didn't have a prayer.
I spent the rest of the day watching football, observing monger-provider dynamics, talking to a couple of well known mongers about their experiences (I am still a youngling compared to these veterans) and partaking of one-on-one quality time with Rebecca and Cupcake.
I should clarify a previous statement I made in this report. My initial impression of Cupcake, dressed conservatively and seemed a bit reserved, was just plain not her. She was fully into the strip poker and was just as lively and personable as any guy could ever want. I was luck enough to enjoy a round of beer pong with her where she spanked my ass, but of course one thing led to anther after that.
All-in-all, this was one hell of an event. I applaud Buddah, Sasha, and the girls for putting it on and hope that they do more – I'll be the first to sign up to guarantee my spot.
Reports on my one-on-one time with Rebecca and Cupcake will follow.
Over and out..
Beer, Babes, and the Bengals beat the Browns...
Wow, what a party, beautiful ladies and good football. One person didn't make it so it made it a little too many hot dogs at the tailgating party but, Buddah your the man! Sasha was wonderful what a sport. I only wish I could of sampled that menu but, after meeting with Rebecca I had to sample her menu and abilities. She was as advertised one of the best experiences I have had. Definitely worth the drive and effort looking to repeat soon.