Massage Parlor Reports

All have been reviewed here.

First is Nikki Ga Peach. Pros and cons. Bigger lady if you like that.

Other is Nikki Smith. She will be reviewed on BP. I have never seen her.

Not trying to be a jerk, I find I have different tastes so research is my friend. I have seen some girls people swear are gorgeous and I can't run out fast enough.

Hope it points you in the right direction.

[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3521852]Has anyone had any experience with either of these two? The second one had a very nice looking website.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-nikki-relieve-your-stress/17429946[/URL]

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-body-perfect-breasts-and-full-of-energy/19286393[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3509681]Went to kung fu. Was led by a little Asian cutie to a clean room. I asked for 1 hr hard massage. She started out by walking on my back. It felt good. Massage was better than average. Everything was good until she proceeded with feather touching my back. I'm thinking maybe it's my lucky day but after the flip nothing extra to be had. On my way out I handed her 65 in exchange for a bottle of water. She counted it and showed me the 5 dollar bill asking me why no tip. I said yes 5. She said she worked hard. I told her I worked hard for that money too. Took the 5 dollar bill and left. I think she cussed me out in Chinese but I didn't give a shit. The thing is I had no problem with just a good massage which I got but don't tease me, get me excited then ask me to leave with blue balls and expect extra money.[/QUOTE]I have enjoyed the excellent massages I have recieved from "Susan" at Kung Fu. All legit, but great massage. Although I recently moved to Pensacola, I periodically return to Birmingham and remain interested in good places there. In this regard, I have meant to try Panda in Homewood but haven't made it yet. Anyone had good or bad experience there?

[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3521852]Has anyone had any experience with either of these two? The second one had a very nice looking website.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-nikki-relieve-your-stress/17429946[/URL]

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-body-perfect-breasts-and-full-of-energy/19286393[/URL][/QUOTE]I like yourself took a look at the second one's website and she seems very pricey to me for what amounts to just a glorified handjob. Plus she's a little long in the tooth and thick in the waist for my taste course we all like different stuff but I thought she was pretty expensive for what you got. MJ.

I'm curious about this place too. Is it full service? How much should I be expecting to spend?

Tried to set up an appointment with the second one. She first told me that she had no appointments available for the day and time I requested. She suggested another day later in the week. That day got here and she emailed me and said she "decided not to work today" and wanted to know if I could reschedule for next week. I said ok, and we scheduled an appointment for this past Tuesday. She told me she would call me an hour ahead of the appointment to confirm, but I never heard from her, and she has not answered my emails since then. She has had a couple of good reviews on here recently but I'm just not sure at this point that it's worth the hassle.

In lieu of meeting with her, I actually did have my eye on the lady in the first ad. If you decide to TOFTT, I'd love to know how it goes.

[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3521852]Has anyone had any experience with either of these two? The second one had a very nice looking website.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-nikki-relieve-your-stress/17429946[/URL]

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-body-perfect-breasts-and-full-of-energy/19286393[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3521852]Has anyone had any experience with either of these two? The second one had a very nice looking website.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-nikki-relieve-your-stress/17429946[/URL]

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-body-perfect-breasts-and-full-of-energy/19286393[/URL][/QUOTE]First one is Nikki Ga peach. She has been around for a long time. She is a big girl, older and not too attractive IMHO. Her massage, if you call it that, was one of the worst I have had. Just soft rub for the entire fucking time. She gets naked and rub her huge saggy tits all over you. She encourages touching her but I swear I couldn't. I couldn't wait till it was fucking over. At ending I had to close my eyes and picture some pretty girl in my head to be able to finish.

From her pics, 2nd one has to give me money. I can't believe what she is wanting!

[QUOTE=ImKul;3522637]I have enjoyed the excellent massages I have recieved from "Susan" at Kung Fu. All legit, but great massage. Although I recently moved to Pensacola, I periodically return to Birmingham and remain interested in good places there. In this regard, I have meant to try Panda in Homewood but haven't made it yet. Anyone had good or bad experience there?[/QUOTE]I should have writtten above, "Panda doesn't suck, or give any kind of happiness at all". The massages were lame and they have the balls to expect tips for lousy, rushed service.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3523112]First one is Nikki Ga peach. She has been around for a long time. She is a big girl, older and not too attractive IMHO. Her massage, if you call it that, was one of the worst I have had. Just soft rub for the entire fucking time. She gets naked and rub her huge saggy tits all over you. She encourages touching her but I swear I couldn't. I couldn't wait till it was fucking over. At ending I had to close my eyes and picture some pretty girl in my head to be able to finish.

From her pics, 2nd one has to give me money. I can't believe what she is wanting![/QUOTE]I have visited both and you are correct. Nikkismith at $250 pretty face but that is it, body is nothing to write home about. Gapeach was all over a titty fuck. At the money we waste on trial and error. I appreciate the tips and comments from the boards and PM. Providers has to understand where we are also coming from.

[QUOTE=TideRitz;3455336]She is really good attitude, great massage but sadly nothing else, when to her place with bunch of money to offer (since I have good coments about her) she just do a good Asian style massage plus sexy huge ass and big tits, great view and nothing else I will be on the intend to pursue her.[/QUOTE]Not true about extras.

Met up with Pam. She is a thick girl with huge ass. I mean huge! Face is ok though. To me she was not attractive. I'm not into bbw's so I kept my hands to myself. Massage quality was decent but not much teasing. After the flip HJ was offered however it was very mechanical. I didn't care for her place either. Didn't feel that clean. Once was enough for me.

This is about as dead as I've ever seen. Not only here but all over. I realize I've become selective as I've grown older but damn, when you can't find a decent massage and HJ worth going to. It's dead. Few months ago, I thought I found the unicorn, I kept her UTR and shared with a few friends. She was young, pretty, and a true LMT that would tease and deliver. Unfortunately, the FS paid more and she quit doing massages. Most of BP massage providers claim to give massage but you arrive and it's just a FS. If I want FS provider, I go and pick a fine ass which is the same rate as some of these others are advertising as Massage. Sorry for the rant but it's just awful out there and tired of wasting $ on shit service.

I mostly just enjoy getting a massage with a relief at the end.

Besides looking at CL, BP, ************, rubmap. Is there anywhere else they are advertising?

Seems like before BP killed the adult section, all the FS providers moved to the Massage section.

I am looking for a place (or private provider) that gives an actual real massage, not just a half ass rub before getting on to the HE or FS. I would love if FS was an option but I am more in need of a real massage. Any recommendations?

[QUOTE=TideLover;3526464]This is about as dead as I've ever seen. Not only here but all over. I realize I've become selective as I've grown older but damn, when you can't find a decent massage and HJ worth going to. It's dead. Few months ago, I thought I found the unicorn, I kept her UTR and shared with a few friends. She was young, pretty, and a true LMT that would tease and deliver. Unfortunately, the FS paid more and she quit doing massages. Most of BP massage providers claim to give massage but you arrive and it's just a FS. If I want FS provider, I go and pick a fine ass which is the same rate as some of these others are advertising as Massage. Sorry for the rant but it's just awful out there and tired of wasting $ on shit service.

I mostly just enjoy getting a massage with a relief at the end.

Besides looking at CL, BP, ************, rubmap. Is there anywhere else they are advertising?

Seems like before BP killed the adult section, all the FS providers moved to the Massage section.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I know of the LMT of whom you speak. As wonderful as she is, she's priced me out.

[QUOTE=NilbogTwo;3527180]I am looking for a place (or private provider) that gives an actual real massage, not just a half ass rub before getting on to the HE or FS. I would love if FS was an option but I am more in need of a real massage. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]They are called well trained wives. Outside f that not going to happen in the states.

Funny!! But true! I used to have one. LOL.

[QUOTE=Mooberz;3527885]They are called well trained wives. Outside f that not going to happen in the states.[/QUOTE]