Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Butter Dog] I’m not paranoid, but I do like to park down the street and around the corner as a precaution. So, I walk up to the door and ring the bell. I look over my shoulder and BANG!, Monger #2 is standing right behind me waiting. I mean, COME ON NOW! Just wait a minute or two for Monger #1 to enter and get situated. Then ring the bell. Just a little uncomfortable.
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to BT in Beltsville one time and noticed that there were three men in line to ring the doorbell (the light in the lobby was on, it was dark, and the windows weren't tinted). At first I thought they were all there together, it wasn't until I noticed that all three were standing facing different directions, head/eyes focused intently on the ground. The woman answering the door must've only seen the one guy in front, the look of surprise on her face at seeing three guys there was hilarious.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]I was a little overdue, and off work, so I stopped down at the Parkville Pleasurehouse. I’m not paranoid, but I do like to park down the street and around the corner as a precaution. So, I walk up to the door and ring the bell. I look over my shoulder and BANG!, Monger #2 is standing right behind me waiting. I mean, COME ON NOW! Just wait a minute or two for Monger #1 to enter and get situated. Then ring the bell. Just a little uncomfortable.
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I am not uncomfortable with people seeing me come and go, but I agree I don't want to see mongers in the hallway with just a towel. And it is rude for them to come up on you outside. Even if they are ok with it they should not assume you are.

I too had an experience at BT several times, while waiting to enter, other guys comming in. On several occassions, I turned to them and asked, "what do you think of the massage here?", "who do you see?", "is she good?", only 1 time did I get to the last question. Usually they say "Im in the wrong place sorry" and leave or just go back out to their car and wait.

If it was one of you guys that I said this to, I hope you learned to wait until the party in front of you enters before you go in.

I mentioned this awhile ago but the previous poster jogged my memory. I am a K's freak in Columbia. If you have been there you know that the spa is on the lower level of a two story office building. These buildings on 108 all have parking lots only in the rear. I parked and walked toward the door. I notice out of the corner of my eye a guy heading in the same erection. I said no way... He made it to the main entrance before me so I half stepped. As I hit the main door he was at the spa door. Shit, now I have to orbit while he passed into the inner rectum. What do I do now? I am in the hallway and I need to give my buddy about 15 to 30 secs to pass security. I am not good at standing in a busy hallway looking transparent. I decided to go toward the spa door and make a right and lo and behold there was my excuse, a water fountain. Now I did not want to take on any water because it would require a bathroom break later and I did not want the interruption. I let the water go in and out the mouth and stood stooped over until I was sure the coast was clear. It was and that was the closest I came to meeting one of you guys. I have never met anyone on the inside so the traffic cop must be real good. I have heard voices but that is another story....


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[QUOTE=Brahmabull]I am not uncomfortable with people seeing me come and go, but I agree I don't want to see mongers in the hallway with just a towel. And it is rude for them to come up on you outside. Even if they are ok with it they should not assume you are.

I too had an experience at BT several times, while waiting to enter, other guys comming in. On several occassions, I turned to them and asked, "what do you think of the massage here?", "who do you see?", "is she good?", only 1 time did I get to the last question. Usually they say "Im in the wrong place sorry" and leave or just go back out to their car and wait.

If it was one of you guys that I said this to, I hope you learned to wait until the party in front of you enters before you go in.[/QUOTE]

This is a funny topic! One evening at Lilys about six years ago, I was tossed into the sauna by an over eager Penny who was at the time moving very fast in her high heels. It was already occupied by someone, but we had a good conversation for several minutes. He was a young college Kid from Maryland. He said the usually, "this is my first time here" which turns out it was his first time. I patted him on the shoulder and told him he'll have a good time, but next time head up the road. I gave him some names for the future. I told him about tip structure and as we were talking about money in comes Penny and yanks me away. That gal always had a nack for hearing money shuffle from three rooms down. I'm telling ya! Man I miss her.

[QUOTE=Nah He]I mentioned this awhile ago but the previous poster jogged my memory. I am a K's freak in Columbia. If you have been there you know that the spa is on the lower level of a two story office building. These buildings on 108 all have parking lots only in the rear. I parked and walked toward the door. I notice out of the corner of my eye a guy heading in the same erection. I said no way... He made it to the main entrance before me so I half stepped. As I hit the main door he was at the spa door. Shit, now I have to orbit while he passed into the inner rectum. What do I do now? I am in the hallway and I need to give my buddy about 15 to 30 secs to pass security. I am not good at standing in a busy hallway looking transparent. I decided to go toward the spa door and make a right and lo and behold there was my excuse, a water fountain. Now I did not want to take on any water because it would require a bathroom break later and I did not want the interruption. I let the water go in and out the mouth and stood stooped over until I was sure the coast was clear. It was and that was the closest I came to meeting one of you guys. I have never met anyone on the inside so the traffic cop must be real good. I have heard voices but that is another story....


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I know that water fountain, but for a different reason. One time I was heading in and a yoga class from next door was just letting out. The women all filed past me gossiping and carrying their yoga mats....it was a kodak moment. I half thought of just walking up to the door and walking in just to see the extressoins on their faces, but decided differently.

Bad enough bumping into strangers.

I once bumped into somebody I knew. ACK!

Can anybody 'splain to me why they keep going without a hitch, but Gerwig got shut down twice hardly any sooner than they got started?

I really, really, really like Gerwig. Sigh.

Based on recent reports, I figured it was time to get some Therapy. About a week ago I did.

Mamasan wasn't buying it that it wasn't my first time. So at first I thought I wasn't going to have that great a time.

I figured that since I had some confidence that a good time could be had, but because they didn't know me, I'd try being proactive. So as I lay on the table waiting for whomever to come in, I started "warming up," so that when whomever stepped in we'd get certain questions out of the way immediately.

Then I heard a soft voice say, "what are you doing?" And there she stood, tall, fit, strong, statuesque, confident... I thought, "Ok... I'm wrong this IS going to be fun!" I grinned and said, "just getting ready for you." She laughed and led me for a great cleaning.

She led me back to the room, and said she'd be right back. By the time she the appropriate tip was fanned out on the table so we wouldn't have to discuss anything. She dimmed the lights, slowly and seductively stripped, and went to town. Wore me out.

About 45 minutes later she actually got around to starting the massage.

This might become my new favorite place. Senior members can pm for a name or other details.

[QUOTE=Alan Duval]Can anybody 'splain to me why they keep going without a hitch, but Gerwig got shut down twice hardly any sooner than they got started?

I really, really, really like Gerwig. Sigh.[/QUOTE]


Not without a hitch, K's is closed until sept for the 2nd time they have closed this year. They may be doing it on their own, but it is a result of LE heat.

Gerwig, had license issues from day one, apparently they didn't line up all their ducks. Also they must not be heavy contributors to the all the LE charities and civic organizations etc.

Lilly's has all kinds of notices that they are LE assoicated/approved, signs in the rooms, stickers on the doors etc.. They contribute heavily to the LE causes and registered their businesses with civic organizations. None of this is going to save them if ever someone files a complaint, as LE will have to investigate, but perhaps it does prevent them from seeing any action as a result of the "random" visits LE will make to check out a spa.

Was hoping to get my usual FS at Alberto's but saw someone walking in so I headed down the road to Pinetree. Boy am I glad I did.

I saw Nana (at least that is what I thought she said), a hot little Korean spinner. Only issue is her tooth are a little jacked.

The table shower was great and she played with it a little bit. The massage was truly awesome. Could have very well have been a legit massage. The soft touch of the nails was fantastic. She let me feel her tits and play with her nipples. I have a feeling more is on the menu. Does anyone know?

I'm definitely going back. Even though Alberto's is literally around the corner, this little hotty makes it worth the extra trip down Eastern.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull]Not without a hitch... license issues from day one, apparently they didn't line up all their ducks.

They contribute heavily to the LE causes and registered their businesses with civic organizations... perhaps it does prevent them from seeing any action as a result of the "random" visits ...[/QUOTE]

Thanks! Clarity and lucidity!

One of my favorite things is 4-handed massage, which seems very hard to find in this area. Usually I only get it out of town. Locally I'm nearly always told there is not enough staff available. Even if I'm made a confirmed appointment.

Decided to give Escape a shot. Lisa and Naomi were the only techs available at the moment.

Door fee at Escape is $30 higher than at amps for single technician, and I was surprised the combo package for 4-handled was exactly double the single rate. (There is, in my experience, always a "quantity discount." Eg., $ - $.2 for 2. Escape was $$ for 2.) But curious about how far I could go and really wanting 4-hand, I smiled and paid without protest. Plus paid my standard fare at an amp for tip. So it was definitely expensive.

But very, very nice. Like I said: One of my favorite things is 4-handed massage. The two worked together very, very well, and playfully, and my personal exploration by hand was unrestricted. Lisa was more skilled by far and permitted kissing on lips, but w/o tongue. I'd repeat with her for 4-hand and would to see about advanced tuition in a 2-hand situation. While Naomi's massage was good, and made the 4-handed experience great, but I'd wouldn't repeat.

Upon exiting the room 2 more techs were now visible. One -- long blonde hair -- was very good looking, did not project as much energy as Lisa, but I'd definitely try her out. The second was a really hot brunette, and projected lots of energy. DEFINITELY want to try her out, both 2-handed and in duo with Lisa.

Loch Raven should be considered unsafe going forward.

LE

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Beware though, Ruby used about half a bottle of lotion during the rub down, and I had to use the ol' finger around the gas cap and use that to mask detection by the SO until I could take proper action to destinkify.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude: 9
Service: 9.9

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BD the last time i was there I got a nice after massage shower from my provider. She even washed the boys for me.
GTR

First time there but said it wasn't. I couldn't remember a name from the thread so I said Yumi. She quizzed me pretty hard. I eventually said maybe I mis-heard her.

Anyway, when I was in there I had to wait 5 minutes for my provider. First thing that was weird was the music that was playing. It wasn't like new wave trance music I'm used to. It was oldies. On the radio. And it was pretty loud. My provider also liked to try and sing along.

Anyway, moved to the assisted shower. Let her know what I was there for. Dry sauna.

She kept calling me a bad boy. She was playful with it so I thought she was just being spunky. Second weird thing: after I laid on the table she took the towel off me. Good. But then she put another towel over me and walked on my back for maybe 7 minutes. When she was done with that uncomfortable experience she got some oil. Slapped it on my rear and did some tickling and all that. Kissing on my ear and whispering stuff I couldn't understand.

So then the flip and right to business. She was working it pretty well. Got her topless. Nice rack but fake. I asked her to slow down so as to prolong the experience a little. She called me a bad boy again.

At one point I asked her name and she said, "I not tell you. You bad boy. " I get it. I'm bad. Though I don't know why you think that.

So anyway, pop, hot towel, tip. I started with $20 and said, since it was an enjoyable first time with you I'll come back and see you and take care of you next time. She said no. "I not want you see me again. " Wow. Really? That was number three of the weird things. I gave in, gave her an extra $20 and rolled out.

For the record. I'm fit. Clean. Nice and smiley. Not sure why I was such a bad boy. Oh well. I'll take the money elsewhere. It was a good experience but not the best.

YMMV