Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TrickyBic53;6195765]I'm looking for a parlor out there where there are some lookers at the shop. I'm not looking for a location at an apartment or hotel (fear of getting robbed). I live in the downtown area are there any out there that you can get a lineup like rush hour 2 and decide who you want to go with?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6195904]Is that real? I don't think I've ever seen that outside of a movie. In every place I've ever been I've either booked with a girl ahead of time or you get who you get when you come in. But if someone has seen this in real life in Chicago I'd love to know.[/QUOTE]And also, have you ever gotten around to actually seeing anybody? Your post history is hilarious. It's always "I want to go / see her, but I'm afraid that I'll be robbed / busted / killed / disappointed".

Just give it a go, dude. Go to one of the reputable agencies, book a girl who has good reviews here, and have some fun. You'll be fine.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;6181149]The hobby is becoming enjoyable again. It's slow everywhere now. The stimi money is gone, PPP money for your fake import export business has run out, and your boss has popped the bubble on your WFM dream. Suddenly there's no line around the block for rushed services from 5's and 6's. Little by little we are returning to equilibrium. J Powell is crushing hobby inflation with 75 point interest rate hikes.

As a result, I ventured out to Orange Spa where many of you have had an unexpected Adam's apple surprise in recent visits. Personally, I subscribe to the philosophy that there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits, so I abstained from such adventures. However, after hearing that April was back in town, I decided to check out this recent expansion of the BHC franchise.

I saw April over the summer at BHC and thought that she reminded me of a Chinese Riley Reid. She fucks like one. She definitely has a mouth like one. Her English is really good and the girl likes to talk shit....

...On the way out, another girl chats me up and offers some Chinese candy on the counter which is likely from 1993. I take one to be polite and head back out onto Archer.[/QUOTE]Thoroughly enjoyable review! Thanks APP!

Guys, it was like she was trying to unclog a toilet. The only reason it's still attached is because she used a half pint of oil.

I saw a cute early 30's girl at Grand Spa a while back. Okay massage, and kinda jack hammer, but very cute. I think she said her name was Amy. Does that align? Any other young, spinners there?

[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;6197681]I saw a cute early 30's girl at Grand Spa a while back. Okay massage, and kinda jack hammer, but very cute. I think she said her name was Amy. Does that align? Any other young, spinners there?[/QUOTE]Yeah Amy is at Grand Spa. She's very pretty but a $100 nude HJ gets old quick (IMHO). She teases more but I never got more than L1. Her massage is pretty decent but the pressure for the $100 tip is relentless. If you give her your cell (which I do NOT recommend) she will blow it up with "how you doing" "want to come over" texts all the time.

I think all the good looking girls are asking for $100 at Grand and only do L1 but I might be wrong. I doubt it though.

[QUOTE=Chiguyxxx;6197903]Yeah Amy is at Grand Spa. She's very pretty but a $100 nude HJ gets old quick (IMHO). She teases more but I never got more than L1. Her massage is pretty decent but the pressure for the $100 tip is relentless. If you give her your cell (which I do NOT recommend) she will blow it up with "how you doing" "want to come over" texts all the time.

I think all the good looking girls are asking for $100 at Grand and only do L1 but I might be wrong. I doubt it though.[/QUOTE]Amy is fairly pretty for a late 30's gal. Mia and Anna are the stars there. Anna is the owner, but she rarely takes clients these days. Mia gives you L1 for $120 topless. She has the best body there. Anna doesn't remove clothes, well, at least in the spa.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6195904]Is that real? I don't think I've ever seen that outside of a movie. In every place I've ever been I've either booked with a girl ahead of time or you get who you get when you come in. But if someone has seen this in real life in Chicago I'd love to know.[/QUOTE]A few years back, before the apartments go really popular during Covid, you could get a lineup at a lot of them. You still can if you ask and it's not busy. For parlors, I don't think I've ever gotten a lineup in Chicago. I have in Dallas but those days are long gone as most of those parlors have been shut down.

It's important to note that if you don't ask, the answer is always no. And money talks more than anything else in this hobby.

[QUOTE=Chiguyxxx;6197903]Yeah Amy is at Grand Spa. She's very pretty but a $100 nude HJ gets old quick (IMHO). She teases more but I never got more than L1. Her massage is pretty decent but the pressure for the $100 tip is relentless. If you give her your cell (which I do NOT recommend) she will blow it up with "how you doing" "want to come over" texts all the time.

I think all the good looking girls are asking for $100 at Grand and only do L1 but I might be wrong. I doubt it though.[/QUOTE]Amy is over 40. Everything you said about her is accurate. The most annoying girl in the entire market. Grand is a jackshack.

I'm going to be in town this weekend and am hoping to find something to pass the time near O'Hare Airport while I'm there. Any suggestions. I'm not too picky just want a good massage with some options at the end. Thanks in advance.

Does anyone know where Lucy from Sun Hope spa in oak brook went? She would give the best massages and on top of that her teases were phenomenal. Help a brotha out!

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6197969]Amy is fairly pretty for a late 30's gal. Mia and Anna are the stars there. Anna is the owner, but she rarely takes clients these days. Mia gives you L1 for $120 topless. She has the best body there. Anna doesn't remove clothes, well, at least in the spa.[/QUOTE]$120 for topless L1?? Wow. And I thought the $100 was excessive. Who the fuck pays these prices?? For about the same down the block you can get L2. So many spas on the Northside and they all got little issues. Some have decent prices, but no table shower. Or not the greatest looking girls. Or the place is a mess. Other places are clean and have good looking girls but it's a high pressure $100 L1. Ugh. If I could just get Ozone service in Grand's space with the table shower from New Hope I'd be happy. .

Years ago I went to a spa in New England. You walked in and all the girls were hanging around in bikinis. You walked up and picked the one you liked and went back into the private room and made your deal. There was a big jacuzzi tub and you put all your stuff in a locker and you kept the key. It was a trip. I remember going to Belvidere and some of the spas were like an Asian poor man's version of that. Those were the days.

[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;6197681]I saw a cute early 30's girl at Grand Spa a while back. Okay massage, and kinda jack hammer, but very cute. I think she said her name was Amy. Does that align? Any other young, spinners there?[/QUOTE]Ami is 25 yrs old. I know for sure. You guys need to look again. She is not late 30's or 40,s.

Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;6198315]Ami is 25 yrs old. I know for sure. You guys need to look again. She is not late 30's or 40,s.[/QUOTE]Ya she is. She is at least 30's.

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;6199064]Any info on Red Lantern, Chicago?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.redlanternchicago.com/[/URL]