Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PukaBoy;2036631]What's up fellas. This is my first post and I've been reading your posts for the last couple weeks trying to do my "research" before taking the plunge into the AMP scene. I'm hard up for some action and the only thing stopping me is the fear of getting busted by 5-0. Are things pretty "safe" as far as LE is concerned? I'd hate to be about to bust-a-nut only to get cuffed and thrown into a blue and white. How would I explain that to my wife? Any tips?[/QUOTE]Absolutely no "explanation" will help. Deny, deny, deny. It wasn't me, some guy stole my wallet before he got busted at the massage place. Be creative.

In reality, the chances of your being busted in an AMP in Honolulu are essentially nil. Street walkers could be a different story and out calls might be a bit risky.

Happy mongering. Do the research and you will feel a lot safer. Don't be surprised to see a sticker at the AMP that says they support the State of Hawaii Police Organization. The risk, if any is all on the girls and the Mamasan.

[QUOTE=TongueLover696;2036893]Absolutely no "explanation" will help. Deny, deny, deny. It wasn't me, some guy stole my wallet before he got busted at the massage place. Be creative.

In reality, the chances of your being busted in an AMP in Honolulu are essentially nil. Street walkers could be a different story and out calls might be a bit risky.

Happy mongering. Do the research and you will feel a lot safer. Don't be surprised to see a sticker at the AMP that says they support the State of Hawaii Police Organization. The risk, if any is all on the girls and the Mamasan.[/QUOTE]If you go in the morning and before 6:00 pm. You have nothing to worry about. Like TL696 said, NIL. But I understand your concern. So go sample some during the day and after you taste that high...you going to want coke back for more and more. LOL.

Nothing going to stop you from going unless you see some patrol car parked upfront. Hehe. Be safe.

[QUOTE=PukaBoy;2036631]What's up fellas. This is my first post and I've been reading your posts for the last couple weeks trying to do my "research" before taking the plunge into the AMP scene. I'm hard up for some action and the only thing stopping me is the fear of getting busted by 5-0. Are things pretty "safe" as far as LE is concerned? I'd hate to be about to bust-a-nut only to get cuffed and thrown into a blue and white. How would I explain that to my wife? Any tips?[/QUOTE]Relax and have yourself a good time. First, the chance of a law enforcement raid occurring at a particular AMP on the particular date and at the particular time when you're there is extremely low. Second, even if the AMP were to be raided while you're present, there's almost no possibility of you being "busted by 5-0" and "thrown into a blue and white" if you have no pending warrants, aren't in possession of something illegal, aren't foolish enough to make incriminating statements, and remain calm and polite.

So now you presumably have no excuse, LOL. Just go, enjoy the experience, and post a report afterward.

I think a daytime foray to CC might fit the bill for you. Safe as you can get.

Thanks redneck, bowah and TL for some good advice! I'll be sure to post a review of my experience! I'm thinking of doing a morning sesh. Maybe like 10 am to Tokyo. Any thoughts? Suggestions?

[QUOTE=PukaBoy;2037168]Thanks redneck, bowah and TL for some good advice! I'll be sure to post a review of my experience! I'm thinking of doing a morning sesh. Maybe like 10 am to Tokyo. Any thoughts? Suggestions?[/QUOTE]Give some details what you looking or expect of a provider. Age, body type, tits, looks (kpop), services (cfs, BBFS, cim)...I am sure we could point you in the right direction.

What am I looking for. Shiet. Where do I begin? I guess some CBJ, daty, cg, mish. I'm not picky. Just some good service and a girl who isn't a *****. As for looks, well, nice face, nice tits (size doesn't matter) nice ass and clean shaven. Oh and a girl that smells good! I'm just looking for an overall good time, something worth my $.

Any Braddah has info on VIP. A cabby refer me to this place, said it was the best in town. But I haven't seen a single post on this establishment.

[QUOTE=Elbicho1;2037579]Any Braddah has info on VIP. A cabby refer me to this place, said it was the best in town. But I haven't seen a single post on this establishment.[/QUOTE]VIP is good if you're looking to bang a hot chick at an AMP-type establishment. If you're looking for GFE though, I would suggest looking at some of the specific threads such as Mayflower, Kison, etc.

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[QUOTE=Elbicho1;2037579]Any Braddah has info on VIP. A cabby refer me to this place, said it was the best in town. But I haven't seen a single post on this establishment.[/QUOTE]He most likely gets a cut. There are plenty of reports on VIP in this forum. There's even a VIP thread.

[QUOTE=Elbicho1;2037579]Any Braddah has info on VIP. A cabby refer me to this place, said it was the best in town. But I haven't seen a single post on this establishment.[/QUOTE]Dear Braddah,

Do not take a cap to VIP, the cappy will get $50, which they charge you extra for service, total rip off, so not cool to take advantage of tourists, you can take the cap next door to Sik dorak (I'm not sure about the correct spelling) a Korean all you can eat BBQ place which is open 24 hrs. And just walk to VIP. VIP has a lot of Girls about 8 Asian, mostly Korean and 2-3 white girls, so I'm sure you will find your flavor, service is good, it is a little touristy, so the weekend late night it gets really busy there.

[QUOTE=PukaBoy;2037435]What am I looking for. Shiet. Where do I begin? I guess some CBJ, daty, cg, mish. I'm not picky. Just some good service and a girl who isn't a *****. As for looks, well, nice face, nice tits (size doesn't matter) nice ass and clean shaven. Oh and a girl that smells good! I'm just looking for an overall good time, something worth my $.[/QUOTE]It sounds like you're not too picky kind of a guy. I think you should visit VIP. The girls are all CBJ and CFS. But just about every girl there is hot. Clean shaved beavers and they have class. I think you know what I mean after you see the line up. Not that the other AMP providers have no class. It's like go ING to Newman Marcus to shop...but you pay the same price as any AMP. Just my opinion. They might not do BBFS or CIM, but I think you want to be safe and just have a good time banging a girl while you stay in Hawaii.

[QUOTE=HLife;2037696]Dear Braddah,

Do not take a cap to VIP, the cappy will get $50, which they charge you extra for service, total rip off, so not cool to take advantage of tourists, you can take the cap next door to Sik dorak (I'm not sure about the correct spelling) a Korean all you can eat BBQ place which is open 24 hrs. And just walk to VIP. VIP has a lot of Girls about 8 Asian, mostly Korean and 2-3 white girls, so I'm sure you will find your flavor, service is good, it is a little touristy, so the weekend late night it gets really busy there.[/QUOTE]The cut for the cab driver comes out of the girl's tips so she makes $90 to $100 only. It's a fucked up deal.

[QUOTE=RatchetLover;2037953]The cut for the cab driver comes out of the girl's tips so she makes $90 to $100 only. It's a fucked up deal.[/QUOTE]No, they charge the customer (unknowing tourist) $ 200 upfront for the girl and 50 $ house fee, sorry if I was not clear, you ask a cab to take you to VIP they charge you less and their eyes light up like a Christmas tree and sometimes they wait for you too. I like to fuck with them and ask about VIP playing stupid tourist, they get all excited then I tell them I changed my mind. If you see a cap ask about VIP then walk away just to piss those money hungry fuckers off. We have to stick together can't let people take advantage!