Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PilotPete;2519374]I think you have certainly helped guide the gentlemen who want to enjoy an AMP. Personally, though, I think it's like hunting Jackrabbits on Broadway. There are better places than AMPs with much better chances of success / relief. Nevertheless, your tutorial is well written, instructive and appreciated.[/QUOTE]There is plenty of information here on the board you just need to take the time and read and then venture out and give some of the places a try. Just a little advice, if all you have is a name of a Spa such as Seoul try searching Google, Chicago Back Page or Craigslist for an address.

No one is going to give out information blindly to someone that could be LEO. Go out, hobby, write a report describing your experience. You have to give to get. When I first joined this board I would only ask specific questions about specific places or providers such as, Has anyone visited XXX?

Just want to make sure this is a legit provider and not a sting. " No one on this board wants any of us to get into any trouble such as robbed, beat up or arrested so most members will reply to a question looking for this kind of help. Asking them to hold your hand and take you to the Gems will.

Get you a BIG FAT DONUT. We don't want to take a chance and lose a good provider because we trusted the wrong person.

[QUOTE=ChristM;2519331]It's really quite easy. First, find an AMP. Most of them advertise on Backpage and Craigslist. Maybe you want to choose one close to your part of town, or convenient to work, or where you are less likely to run into nosy neighbors.

Step 2, go there. Some people prefer the 30 minute massage, but I always go for the full hour. I recommend always going for the table shower, if available. It will give you an idea of what might be offered.

Remember, always remove all clothes before getting on the table. Leaving your underwear on tells them, not to touch you there.

There will be a towel on the table, newbies use it to cover themselves. Lay face down on the table and wait. Soon a young, beautiful Asian woman will enter to begin the massage. Just for clarification, young means somewhere between 25 and 75, and beautiful, because I don't want to dash your hopes.

At most AMPs, she will start, standing at your head and leaning over to rub your back. This is the first good opportunity to test the waters. Reach out and rub her legs, be gentle take your time, don't just go immediately for the crotch. If she stops you, don't despair, maybe you were moving too fast. If she stops you twice, enjoy the massage, because chances are, that's all you'll get.

While she's working on your back, she might reach up and give some additional attention to the parts you really want handled. This is a good sign, but it's not definite. Eventually you'll learn the difference between a little tease and a promise of what's coming up.

Once she rolls you onto your back, you'll find out what, if anything, is offered. If she covers you with the towel, you're probably out of luck.

There are 4 possible ways for the massage to end. The first is that nothing happens, she avoids your crotch like it's a pitbull with rabies. The second is the self service oil change, she'll provide the oil, but you're pulling the dipstick. She may assist with cleanup, after your work is done.

Third option is typically called the standard finish, she'll reach out and take matters into her own hands. She might show off some of her assets and allow your fingers to do the walking. Each girl has her own limits and prices.

The final option is, anything else. Most, if they feel comfortable with you, will tell you what's available and how much it will cost.

Some signs your ending won't be happy:

A sign in the room telling you to leave your underwear on.

She makes sure your private parts are always covered.

She firmly moves your hands away when you try to touch her.

She has large hands, a deposit voice, a prominent Adams apple and a suspicious looking bulge.

Depending on many things, your first time might not be what you hope for. You might be nervous, or you might make the masseuse nervous, the boss might be nervous, or the masseuse may just be waiting for you to send the right signals.

Try a few places, eventually you'll find the one best for you. Happy hunting.

I will add a comment. Most of them will not come right out and ask you if you want a happy ending, in case you are LE. They will point and smile or some such thing. You may have to move her hand to where you want it. Some will ask for a tip before the HE, others will just go ahead and do it and hope you will be generous afterwards. Usually the hour is around60 for the massage and I will tip 40 for HE. I only tip 20 if HE not provided but the massage was good, I will even tip 50 or a little more if the HE was really nice.[/QUOTE]This is all very good advice. Mine is if you want a decent massage go to a AMP. You can probably get one at most places but not much else. The few that I have gone to over the years were all very similar they knew what I was there for, it was their job to give as little as possible to keep me coming back and that usually meant they understood little or no english never gave me a reason to believe anything else was going to happen, never asked me if I wanted a happy ending etc but maybe next time cause I was a nice guy. Sorry, I don't play that game. I know, because I don't go back I will never know. Sure you can keep going back and soon have a ton of dough invested for maybe a eventual brush of the boys? Again, I'll pass. I try to be more wise with my monger dollars. I did go to a lady once by the name of Lee who really was a master and was worth every penny. The rest IMO are just playing a game to get you to come back. So many better options out there for the money.

Rambler.

Hit 4 seasons a couple times using the 50 per hr coupon. Fair massage with standard finish. Both older won't likely repeat but better than the other local places with the exception of VIP.

7 spa in litchfield had a girl in 30-40's but was quite fun I think her name was Julie? She has moved on and they only have 1 girl at a time. New girl around the same age a bit prettier still fun, but I will wait till a new girl rotates in.

Sr. 's can PM me for any additional info.

[QUOTE=ChristM;2519331]I...

I will add a comment. Most of them will not come right out and ask you if you want a happy ending, in case you are LE. They will point and smile or some such thing. You may have to move her hand to where you want it. Some will ask for a tip before the HE, others will just go ahead and do it and hope you will be generous afterwards. Usually the hour is around60 for the massage and I will tip 40 for HE. I only tip 20 if HE not provided but the massage was good, I will even tip 50 or a little more if the HE was really nice.[/QUOTE]You reminded me of trips to Lynn's in Columbia and a wonderful mime performance for HJ, BJ, and FS.

Thank you for the answer to my question. And your mailbox is full.

Here is the rundown and / or my experience:

Mingla- hot mixed chick. Black and like Asian alittle. Big natural boobs, great ass. Also talks dirty alittle which.

Is kinda cool. I usually just got for the hour for I think like 100, offer a half for 75 too. Let's you play with the girls etc.

Hinted for extras and it's just not there & was pretty clear.

Tasha- more skinny ripped out black gal, young in mid 20's like mingla I would ballpark. Left bra on entire time, smaller boobs.

But still attractive. I guess "standard" finish.

Looks like they got some old white gal there now too working if your into that.

Location is in south county by 7-11. In basement in the back of a doc office. Super dark inside.

MUM (mongerurmom) out.

[QUOTE=ChristM;2518849]I am from the St Louis area, but had the opportunity to visit KC yesterday. I had a few hours to kill in the afternoon, so I started looking for a provider. I saw there are a lot of AMP in the KC area, more than in St Louis I think. Based on the reviews here it appears that, like in St Louis, AMPs generally offer a massage and not much else. I rolled the dice and selected AA Massage. I saw Tina, a very shy sweet girl with a good figure. Very dark in there, but I would estimate her early-mid 30's, cute. Dressed in denim shorts and a scoop neck tshirt that was amply filled out. It was a private room, but she left the door slightly ajar. I asked her to close it, and she did. She started by covering my entire back with a towel, and did a medium hard massage over the towel on my upper body. Of course I'm thinking. Is this all there is? - but decided to keep my thoughts to myself and see what developed. After a few minutes of that the towel was pulled down and she started on my back with some oil.

Very nice massage, soft hands, with a lot of time and attention spent on the butt, thighs and inner thighs. She did not brush against anything down there, and stayed away from the crack, but her hands were as close to where you would like them as possible with actually touching. I found it very sensual. During this, she asked me if I would like a free table shower, and I said sure. After asking me to flip over she placed the towel between my legs, and used a corner of it to *just* cover Mr. Johnson and the Twins. A little attention to my chest with oil, but most of the time was spent like she did on the back; stomach, thighs, inner thighs. Again her hands as close as they can be to paydirt without actually touching. I complimented her, and asked if her shirt could come off. She was friendly but said no, and I didn't push it.

After 10-15 minutes of this sensual touching, she stopped and told me that in 10 minutes time we would move to the other room for the table shower, then she went back to the same sensual touching of my stomach and thighs, with the towel just barely covering the goods. It seemed that she was giving me a signal by informing me that I had 10 minutes left on the table. After a couple of minutes, I reached down and put my hand under the towel for a squeeze, and pushed it away just slightly. When I did that, she pulled the towel away completely and went back to the same touching routine as before. I waited another minute to see if she was going to do more, but she continued touching the same places. I reached down and grabbed myself, and she continued to massage without a word. Hearing no objection, I started a DIY while she continued what she had been doing. Then she started paying a lot of attention to my nipples with one hand, while keeping the other hand busy as before. I had a nice DIY finish, which she worked my nipples, stomach and thighs. She handed me the towel and went off to start the table shower while I cleaned myself up.

She gave me a clean towel to cover, and led me to the shower table where warm water was already running. I had never had a table shower before, but it was a great ending. She soaped me back and front washing off all the oil, and rinsed with nice warm water. Then I stood while she dried me with a towel, then led me back to the massage room to dress. I happily paid her and added a modest tip.

It was a relaxing, friendly, enjoyable experience and exceeded my expectations. I frequent another AMP in STL that also allows DIY; I consider it a nice compromise for a sensual, enjoyable time at a lower cost than an independent body rub provider. I saw another post here about AA that sounded like it was different than my experience with probably a different girl, so YMMV. If I come back to KC, I would look Tina up again. If anyone wants contact info, send me a pm.[/QUOTE]Good God I wish they would put one of those with that amount of service in STL. My experience with AMPs here has been pretty unsatisfying, and most of the "girls" are old enough to be the mother of the girl you described. Jealous.

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[QUOTE=Stlffej;2521114]We need more post like this from other cities that are not in St Louis in the St Louis section. I have about a dozen or so from Canada, Mexico and Jamaica that I will start to post that the board should find useful.[/QUOTE]That was my report, which I posted in the KC forum. The other user copied it and posted it here. I'm not sure why, he can speak to that.

I did post this in the St Louis forum here.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5157-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=2516008[/URL]#post2516008.

To let people know I had visited KC and made a report in their forum so anyone here who was interested should check it out. This is my original report.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4099-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=2516005[/URL]#post2516005.

I wasn't sure if it is ok to post experiences from other cities here, that's why I did it that way. I had such a good experience I wanted to share it with others who might be visiting KC.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/an-hour-of-pure-bliss-inoutcall/16692131[/URL]

Keeps popping up. Any experiences with this provider?

Number registers ok, pics are yes / no in terms of valid.

Be safe out there.

-MUM out.

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[QUOTE=Xbubba0851;2518091]I have seen Angie several times and I like her. If you search for reviews of her, you'll see they are mixed. Depends on your taste. She is very nice and will do her best to make you feel welcome. I believe the donation is $. 25. I usually tip her $25.[/QUOTE]Have seen Angie at least a dozen times, I'm a big fan of her.

[QUOTE=ChristM;2518849]I am from the St Louis area, but had the opportunity to visit KC yesterday. I had a few hours to kill in the afternoon, so I started looking for a provider. I saw there are a lot of AMP in the KC area, more than in St Louis I think........ If I come back to KC, I would look Tina up again. If anyone wants contact info, send me a pm.[/QUOTE]What kind of the'Bag copies somebody elses out-of-town posting as his own? There goes one guys credibility. I'm guessing this is a 15 yo kid.

[QUOTE=Stlffej;2521756]All of mine were great as well in other towns. I have been working on them all day to post in this forum. I forgot about the 2 I had in Anchorage Alaska and I had a 4 hand in Dubai, I will post them as well! What a great idea.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?568-Kansas-City-MO[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey, cool it man. If you don't want to read the post, then don't. Some of us appreciate a report like this in case we are traveling ourselves.

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Bueller Bueller! Anyone??

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-maid-and-masseuse/16630488[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ryan69;2522529]Bueller Bueller! Anyone??

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-maid-and-masseuse/16630488[/URL][/QUOTE]So if those pics are even "her". Which they turn out legit & register to st Louis.

Still kinda looks ugly & strung out in my opinion. I may have her clean my gutters in her bra & panties for.

Fun? #heroin #gross.

Do I have a personal experience? No. But just my two cents.

-MUM out.

[QUOTE=Ryan69;2522529]Bueller Bueller! Anyone??

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-maid-and-masseuse/16630488[/URL][/QUOTE]She wants 300 for an hour-fully nude massage with HJ HE-No extras.

[QUOTE=Stlffej;2522187]Then go look in the Kansas City Forum! So you cool it bud (Haven't heard that since the 90's). Best bet would be for you 2 to move in together, think of all the hobby money you could save.
p.s.-How do you "not read something if you don't want to" if you don't read it first ?????[/QUOTE]You kick your dog when you got home, too?

There are 3 ladies working working out of same south city office. Dana and Ashley work too but I see another lovely UTR sweetie. YMMV. Be safe!

[QUOTE=Xbubba0851;2523054]You kick your dog when you got home, too?[/QUOTE]If it tried faking another dogs bark.

[QUOTE=TigerMan1610;2523011]She wants 300 for an hour-fully nude massage with HJ HE-No extras.[/QUOTE]Wow, that is the most expensive handjob I have ever heard of. Seriously?

[QUOTE=TigerMan1610;2523011]She wants 300 for an hour-fully nude massage with HJ HE-No extras.[/QUOTE]For 400 or 450 she will masturbate with a toy for you. But you can only watch.

[QUOTE=STLguy1980;2525787]For 400 or 450 she will masturbate with a toy for you. But you can only watch.[/QUOTE]For $50 more I bet she will fart on your pillow to try to give you pink eye!

[QUOTE=STLguy1980;2525787]For 400 or 450 she will masturbate with a toy for you. But you can only watch.[/QUOTE]This girl needs to get a grip on reality. Talk about GPS!! Go see Viktoria for the "massage her" option for 100 and you can do her with the toys yourself. It's a lot of fun and she loves it too. Any of the YGND for 125 will get you that much or more.

[QUOTE=MongerUrMom777;2521318][URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/an-hour-of-pure-bliss-inoutcall/16692131[/URL]

Keeps popping up. Any experiences with this provider?

Number registers ok, pics are yes / no in terms of valid.

Be safe out there.

-MUM out.[/QUOTE]Her and another girl are working out of an office in south city. It was a total ripoff. Terrible massage and not even a HJ.

LOL. Saw a gal named ping in Chinatown (since moved). She was great with the ass play followed by HJ (as many pops as you can handle within the time). But after play during my recharge she massaged my face and I had to miss work for a week and take 3 different anitibiotic drops.

Lesson learned. Stay away from my face!

[QUOTE=Mafo29;2525796]For $50 more I bet she will fart on your pillow to try to give you pink eye![/QUOTE]

Has anyone noticed the recent catch phrase (although most girls do use) the phrase "I'm back by 'POPULAR' demand" Of course these girls have no reviews so being able to comprehend who's really wanting them back is difficult to ascertain. This particular ad is an example of that but it brings up another question, do any of these girls even think about what is in the background of their pictures? After seeing this ad and reading about her being back by popular demand, I thought to myself. I wonder how much time she really spends in the kitchen and whether or not she can cook?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-delivery-back-by-popular-demand/16785675[/URL]

[QUOTE=WillRodgers;2526672]Has anyone noticed the recent catch phrase (although most girls do use) the phrase "I'm back by 'POPULAR' demand" Of course these girls have no reviews so being able to comprehend who's really wanting them back is difficult to ascertain. This particular ad is an example of that but it brings up another question, do any of these girls even think about what is in the background of their pictures? After seeing this ad and reading about her being back by popular demand, I thought to myself. I wonder how much time she really spends in the kitchen and whether or not she can cook?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-delivery-back-by-popular-demand/16785675[/URL][/QUOTE]It means their pimps want mo money. LOL.

I wanted a quick 30 minute massage that was cheap and close by. I went to Sunrise and expected nothing but a good massage. I laid down covered and she came in and I lifted my head to say hello and introduce myself as I always do and she yelled to put my head back down. I was thinking oh boy we got a crazy massage nazi on our hands. I obliged. It was hot as hell in there and I did ask for her to remove the cover from the top half of my body and she yelled again for me to put my head back down. This time I actually said fuck this shit, and that the massage was over. I told her to get out as I got up to get dressed. I told the front desk manager what happened and that I understand massage etiquette but she was being rude. I gave them the $1. 00 per minute rate that my massage lasted and left. I know this is a useless post but figured I would share it.

[QUOTE=WillRodgers;2526672]Has anyone noticed the recent catch phrase (although most girls do use) the phrase "I'm back by 'POPULAR' demand" Of course these girls have no reviews so being able to comprehend who's really wanting them back is difficult to ascertain. This particular ad is an example of that but it brings up another question, do any of these girls even think about what is in the background of their pictures? After seeing this ad and reading about her being back by popular demand, I thought to myself. I wonder how much time she really spends in the kitchen and whether or not she can cook?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-delivery-back-by-popular-demand/16785675[/URL][/QUOTE]She might be able to cook Meth LOL.

[QUOTE=Richter;2526831]I wanted a quick 30 minute massage that was cheap and close by. I went to Sunrise and expected nothing but a good massage. I laid down covered and she came in and I lifted my head to say hello and introduce myself as I always do and she yelled to put my head back down. I was thinking oh boy we got a crazy massage nazi on our hands. I obliged. It was hot as hell in there and I did ask for her to remove the cover from the top half of my body and she yelled again for me to put my head back down. This time I actually said fuck this shit, and that the massage was over. I told her to get out as I got up to get dressed. I told the front desk manager what happened and that I understand massage etiquette but she was being rude. I gave them the $1. 00 per minute rate that my massage lasted and left. I know this is a useless post but figured I would share it.[/QUOTE]This is a great post.

Lets us know to avoid this place & what bullshit goes on there.

Thanks again & happy hunting.

JAMESJ.

This ad is definitely not the girl in the pic. This my experience and others on the board have reported as well.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/32-ddd-guaranteed-bombshell-offerings-erotic-massages/11183432[/URL]

Watch out for the tranny's & fatty's.

*ARGHHH happy hunting.

Police AMP raid, right now!

, Asain Massage & spa is being raided by the police right now.

Be careful out there!

[QUOTE=ChristM;2530813]Police AMP raid, right now!

, Asain Massage & spa is being raided by the police right now.

Be careful out there![/QUOTE]Please stop posting this bullshit or move it to "Stupid Shit in St. Louis", where it belongs. What's with you and JGreat on the Washington massage thread?

[QUOTE=BillBradsky;2531087]Please stop posting this bullshit or move it to "Stupid Shit in St. Louis", where it belongs. What's with you and JGreat on the Washington massage thread?[/QUOTE]They way he writes, he has to be asian himself.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/awesome-massage-out-in-county-100-flat-rate-unless-outcall/16794385[/URL]

Can somebody tell me what "flat rate" means? In this case I expected an hour massage with MT and HE. What I got was an up sell for 4 hands and a shower massage, no MT, and a HJ (but no HE).

When I entered the small apartment, which had the living room filled with a massage table and a full size mattress on the floor, there were two nice looking topless girls with panties. When I showed surprise about there being two girls, they said that a two girl massage would be 120. That sounded like a bargain to me so I agreed. Then they offered to start with a shower massage for another 20. I've had two girls in a shower before and enjoyed all the body to body contact so I agreed.

I got undressed and waited 3 or 4 minutes while they got things organized. Well there was only one girl in the shower and no MT let alone body to body. When I stepped out of the shower the other girl toweled me off, while the girl in the shower washed her hair. I laid down on the massage table for 3 or 4 minutes while they got organized. The shower girl had her head wrapped in a towel. The massage had a lot of tease, but no deep tissue which I had requested for my glutes and hams. On the flip they went straight to the joy stick. When the first try didn't even get me close, I suggested a few minutes of relaxing massage before trying again. I was told time was up and they had other clients coming. When I got to the car I could see only thirty minutes had expired.

Watch out there fellow mongers. There be a sea monster below:

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/just-the-rite-touch-special-monday/16544805[/URL]

On the other side, great experience with the following:

Name- angel with the girl next door.

Damage- 125.

Looks 10/10 man mades and blonde.

Tip- schedule before 930 am.

Tip 2- stay consistant and more than 2 visits more roaming allowed!

Argh! Happy hunting for treasure.

Just wondering if there are any special lady's there that give HE or if it is a bust?

[QUOTE=TheSquadMan;2534131]Just wondering if there are any special lady's there that give HE or if it is a bust?[/QUOTE]Since you are a newbie, please take one for the team and report.

Great way to build credibility, rather then asking info right off the bat.

Thanks,

JAMESJ.