Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2615493]Got a call from the Weatherman again today. Seems there's going to be a steady heatwave in Warren for extended period. Don't know if it's going to bring those May tornadoes we had several years ago. It's just better to be prepared. You might want to park your car in the shade and get a little exercise. Seems there's going to be a couple of hot spots in the area. Don't want to have anyone get any unexplained heat rash. It's better to be prepared, hydrated, and to remain cool. Remember it's only a massage.[/QUOTE]Think I will avoid the uv rays better safe than sorry. When the first meltdown occured I planned a trip, ironically on the day after it happened, even knowing to some degree what went down. I went to the rose spa and it was almost comical, shower was done with rain coat and rubber boots the massage was no better with mama knocking on the door exactely at time. No begging or money would have worked. Hindsight being what it is, its the perfect example of little head big head syndrome what a goof I was. We all mocked that jeep dude, this time around I will heed vitamin man turned temporary meteorologist advice and play elsewhere.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2615493]Remember it's only a massage.[/QUOTE]In total agreement with VW, I'll just leave this here:

[URL]https://youtu.be/6wXkI4t7nuc[/URL]

Don't talk to Uncle LEO. He's your uncle, not your friend.

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[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2615493]Got a call from the Weatherman again today. Seems there's going to be a steady heatwave in Warren for extended period. Don't know if it's going to bring those May tornadoes we had several years ago. It's just better to be prepared. You might want to park your car in the shade and get a little exercise. Seems there's going to be a couple of hot spots in the area. Don't want to have anyone get any unexplained heat rash. It's better to be prepared, hydrated, and to remain cool. Remember it's only a massage.[/QUOTE]Weathermen have it easy these days! All the data you could ever need to make a forecast, in all its glorious detail, is right here on the Internet!

[QUOTE=Kyle6002;2618271]Weathermen have it easy these days! All the data you could ever need to make a forecast, in all its glorious detail, is right here on the Internet![/QUOTE]Am I to believe that VPW has become Vampireweatherman? Odd as some may find it, his forecasts are very accurate! As the humidity climbs in NE Ohio you must always keep your eye to the sky and your ear to the ground! That old be*tch mother nature (aka Uncle LEO) is very unpredictable and can inflict more damage than an F5 tornado!

As an old Italian carpenter once told me, the worst fucking you will ever get is the one you give yourself! I was a young man when I heard these words and thought, what a crazy bastard!! Realizing today how true this is. The YouTube post is 100% the way to approach be questioned, if you speak, you may as well see if your dick will reach your asshole. You will be f*ucking yourself. Literally!

KIP / Gringito.

Does anyone know the rotation at Tiger? Would hate to brave the heat only to find out that the Cherries are out of season.

Had another great visit with Cherry. We fucked in the shower and then again in the room. I could do her everyday.

[QUOTE=Crism0808;2620021]Had another great visit with Cherry. We fucked in the shower and then again in the room. I could do her everyday.[/QUOTE]I,m not saying a word.

[QUOTE=Crism0808;2620021]Had another great visit with Cherry. We fucked in the shower and then again in the room. I could do her everyday.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I once had a pre-room sauna BJ from Yumi (as I waiting on her a few years back, when the Sun was in the strip mall). But this tops that. Better than a slip & slide!

[QUOTE=ChuckConners;2621028]Interesting. I once had a pre-room sauna BJ from Yumi (as I waiting on her a few years back, when the Sun was in the strip mall). But this tops that. Better than a slip & slide![/QUOTE]I had slip and slide fuck, sauna BJ, and then back to the room for another pop go round with Yumi / Nana. Sometimes even gave her a horseback ride through the hallways on the way back to the room. Anything annoy my mom.

Has anybody out there been hassled by LE, as predicted in a previous post? I don't know why they would think we're doing anything wrong.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2621389]I had slip and slide fuck, sauna BJ, and then back to the room for another pop go round with Yumi / Nana. Sometimes even gave her a horseback ride through the hallways on the way back to the room. Anything annoy my mom.[/QUOTE]If that's what you got you have me beat & probably Crism. Good for you!

[QUOTE=ChuckConners;2621953]If that's what you got you have me beat & probably Crism. Good for you![/QUOTE]Nana loves shower fucks. Don't even have to ask her. .

[QUOTE=Kyle6002;2621486]Has anybody out there been hassled by LE, as predicted in a previous post? I don't know why they would think we're doing anything wrong.[/QUOTE]While I cannot necessarily say that anyone who frequents here was hassled or questioned, you can see from this link that there were folks who were in the last go-round.

[URL]http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/08/a_year_later_warren_massage_pa.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sweetg;2622093]Nana loves shower fucks. Don't even have to ask her. .[/QUOTE]Never did. But if you bring her mac and double cheese then the game is on.

Anyone know the current lineup. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Hbear21;2623368]Anyone know the current lineup. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Nana lisa janie.

I've got the vitamin information you requested.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2622929]Never did. But if you bring her mac and double cheese then the game is on.[/QUOTE]So if you read this thread it's no secret that nana has been my favorite since the departure of cookie but let me see if I have this straight your saying that flowers or candy, possible some high heels is the wrong angle. If I'm getting this right your saying I need to roll in with macaroni and cheese? Fuck I can boil elbows and throw in some velveeta, thanks vamp Phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2626638]So if you read this thread it's no secret that nana has been my favorite since the departure of cookie but let me see if I have this straight your saying that flowers or candy, possible some high heels is the wrong angle. If I'm getting this right your saying I need to roll in with macaroni and cheese? Fuck I can boil elbows and throw in some velveeta, thanks vamp Phlip.[/QUOTE]I'm saying bring on the Mac and Cheese with extra cheese. That's all she talked about the last time I say her. For some strange reason she got it in her head that I owned or ran a pizza shop. Kept asking me to bring an extra cheese pizza or mac and cheese with extra cheese. Her eyes just light up while she began to smack her lips thinking about it. Maybe that's where those extra curves are coming from.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2622929]Never did. But if you bring her mac and double cheese then the game is on.[/QUOTE]Or even if you don't.

[QUOTE=Sweetg;2627049]Or even if you don't.[/QUOTE]But it sweetens the pot.

Went to tiger this morning. Madame says I don't recognize you you Ben here before. I said yes 6 month ago take to room I say 1 hr she say only one girl 40 half hr only available so I got Kim. Now I am not sure what the deal is but when ask here name took like 30 sec to respond. I originally ask for nana and was told on vacation until Monday. Their was no extra at all and a foo foo massage not pleased.

Would someone pm me? Just getting back to warren for a new dream.

Old dreams ring of fantacy and tokyo.

Questions on Tiger.

[QUOTE=ShawnPetzel;2627940]Went to tiger this morning. Madame says I don't recognize you you Ben here before. I said yes 6 month ago take to room I say 1 hr she say only one girl 40 half hr only available so I got Kim. Now I am not sure what the deal is but when ask here name took like 30 sec to respond. I originally ask for nana and was told on vacation until Monday. Their was no extra at all and a foo foo massage not pleased.[/QUOTE]Who is KIM. I was just there 4 days ago. There was NANA LISA and JANIE.

[QUOTE=ShawnPetzel;2627940]Went to tiger this morning. Madame says I don't recognize you you Ben here before. I said yes 6 month ago take to room I say 1 hr she say only one girl 40 half hr only available so I got Kim. Now I am not sure what the deal is but when ask here name took like 30 sec to respond. I originally ask for nana and was told on vacation until Monday. Their was no extra at all and a foo foo massage not pleased.[/QUOTE]Had that same problem there a few times.

I posted last year about Tiger and how I was unhappy with their grilling. I gave it another shot recently, again got grilled, but had been to the sun enough that I could answer some questions and put them at ease. Go back, try it again, be direct about what you expect without being rude or aggressive.

[QUOTE=Samo38;2630637]I posted last year about Tiger and how I was unhappy with their grilling. I gave it another shot recently, again got grilled, but had been to the sun enough that I could answer some questions and put them at ease. Go back, try it again, be direct about what you expect without being rude or aggressive.[/QUOTE]Tiger is very suspicious about newbies. They are always on the lookout for LE. Who can blame them. Go back a few times and get a normal massage. Hopefully that leads you to happier endings. Always remember the name of the girl who takes care of you.

I just got off the phone with King Ipinni, my long time nemesis and now good friend. He is getting married and retiring from his life of mongering. I will be at his wedding as his best man and Antawn will be the ring bearer. Don't worry Nana I have an order of mac and cheese coming your way; special delivery. I have seen pictures of his new bride. A total natural beauty. I have tried talking him down from the ledge many times over the last few weeks but he's taking the plunge. He has seen the future and it's with her. Besides he does nice pedicures.

Current lineup. Anyone been round lately?

[QUOTE=MisterHank;2636873]Current lineup. Anyone been round lately?[/QUOTE]Nana and BiBi?

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2630817]I just got off the phone with King Ipinni, my long time nemesis and now good friend. He is getting married and retiring from his life of mongering. I will be at his wedding as his best man and Antawn will be the ring bearer. Don't worry Nana I have an order of mac and cheese coming your way; special delivery. I have seen pictures of his new bride. A total natural beauty. I have tried talking him down from the ledge many times over the last few weeks but he's taking the plunge. He has seen the future and it's with her. Besides he does nice pedicures.[/QUOTE]Will miss you King, I have always respected your reports. Good luck with the new wife.

[QUOTE=Hdrk55;2637047]Nana and BiBi?[/QUOTE]Nana and Bibi as of yesterday morning. Wanted to try out Bibi since I've seen Nana before, but I got there late and Bibi was already with a customer. I took Nana for a spin. It's been a few years since I've seen her, she seemed a little more enhanced than I remember, but still just as pretty. Good time, but I had to cut it short as I was starting to feel some gastrointestinal distress and wanted to get out of there before the backend blew.

Anyone know the line up?

Been couple months from the last time I stop in at sun, anything good there?

[QUOTE=Squiggy;2644749]Anyone know the line up?[/QUOTE]Still Bibi and Nana as of last night.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;2646671]Still Bibi and Nana as of last night.[/QUOTE]Does this Bibi have any tattoos by chance?

[QUOTE=Kyle6002;2647019]Does this Bibi have any tattoos by chance?[/QUOTE]I didn't notice any but it was dark. Little bit of a tummy that she joked about. Pretty face.

Supposedly a new girl there. I called yesterday to see who working. One of them is still there btwn bibi and nana. I now forget which one she said. But she said new girl working there now. Of course wouldn't give me the name. Said to come on in and see. I asked if it was Lisa and she said no.

Miss her! She was great!