The Massholes

This is what sacrifice and taking one for the team means.

What he did was selfless and open doors for the next monger. That hoe saw money walked away because she was greedy. Next monger that walks in that door, thanks to the sacrifice of this monger, bet you she won't pull that inflation nonsense. I say 40 $ is a small price to pay to send a message. Absolutely balls on him and great going.

By the way, coincidence here you are, again, replying on a post where a monger is discussing not overpaying or walking out on a parlor hoe trying to haggle for inflated prices.

Do you work for the parlors or something. Inquiring minds would like to know?

Big kudos to the monger for walking out on that WG asking her bullshit inflated prices. Thank you for holding the line. We should all thank you for your selfless act. Great going.

[QUOTE=Sounds;5689689]You paid 40 for the massage. Then walked out with blue balls.

So you lost 40.

Then I suppose if you go to the next place you spend 40 and get what you want for 100, you break even price wise.

You spent the same amount you would have at the first place but with the extra time and hassle of going to another place.

Also she was cute, may not find that at the second place.

Not worth it in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsChiChi;5688198]Thank you to everyone here that responded to my question.

Yeah I figured it's a little too extreme and not worth the hassle to even worry to much about plus even if a John did use self defense I wonder how the court will still find a way to fuck you up the ass knowing what you were there for LOL.[/QUOTE]I often carry something small, concealable, for meets. Nothing's ever happened, and for a simple rip off I'd still never produce it. But it's good to have if things get crazy and your life gets at stake.

Otherwise, I'd let them do the simple rip for a little money. It's not worth it to fight.

But it's still good to have, as insurance if things get crazy.

For the people that say "don't carry," that's fine for you, but some of us like to have an option. We are not complacent.

[QUOTE=SalamanderFour;5689967]I often carry something small, concealable, for meets. Nothing's ever happened, and for a simple rip off I'd still never produce it. But it's good to have if things get crazy and your life gets at stake.

Otherwise, I'd let them do the simple rip for a little money. It's not worth it to fight.

But it's still good to have, as insurance if things get crazy.

For the people that say "don't carry," that's fine for you, but some of us like to have an option. We are not complacent.[/QUOTE]So many of you have LTC. If you get caught with escort, a police record might stop you from renewing the LTC.

[QUOTE=Sounds;5689689]You paid 40 for the massage. Then walked out with blue balls.

So you lost 40.

Then I suppose if you go to the next place you spend 40 and get what you want for 100, you break even price wise.

You spent the same amount you would have at the first place but with the extra time and hassle of going to another place.

Also she was cute, may not find that at the second place.

Not worth it in my opinion.[/QUOTE]We'll have to agree to disagree if your advocating accepting higher prices. Makes me think there's more to the story.

BTW left Waltham and went to 1021 for an incredible time with a smoking hot K girl at a fair price. Won't make that mistake again.

What's up you stolen valor fake ass marine Are you still fucking those trannys? I caught your post about carrying pepper spray with you You are one tough fake marine Happy holidays you big fag fucker.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

I'm telling you, the guy works for the parlors.

Anytime a monger posts about bad services, parlor WGs haggling for inflated prices or mongers calling for boycott, here he comes running down to object to your complaint.

Glad you went down to 1021 and had a great time. Mass parlors are complete bullshit. Dry them off and bleed them with some boycott until they come around to their senses.

[QUOTE=BikeRiderX;5690474]We'll have to agree to disagree if your advocating accepting higher prices. Makes me think there's more to the story.

BTW left Waltham and went to 1021 for an incredible time with a smoking hot K girl at a fair price. Won't make that mistake again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BikeRiderX;5690474]We'll have to agree to disagree if your advocating accepting higher prices. Makes me think there's more to the story.

BTW left Waltham and went to 1021 for an incredible time with a smoking hot K girl at a fair price. Won't make that mistake again.[/QUOTE]Not advocating higher prices. Just don't think walking out after paying and leaving with blue balls is worth it. Would settle for a standard ending if I did not want to pay the price for more.

So 1021 had a hot girl? I read on the Providence forum it was full of grannies

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[QUOTE=SalamanderFour;5689967]I often carry something small, concealable, for meets. Nothing's ever happened, and for a simple rip off I'd still never produce it. But it's good to have if things get crazy and your life gets at stake.

Otherwise, I'd let them do the simple rip for a little money. It's not worth it to fight.

But it's still good to have, as insurance if things get crazy.

For the people that say "don't carry," that's fine for you, but some of us like to have an option. We are not complacent.[/QUOTE]A civilian thinking he can take on criminals will usually lose. Do not listen to this guy.

[QUOTE=JimXuper90;5690099]So many of you have LTC. If you get caught with escort, a police record might stop you from renewing the LTC.[/QUOTE]If you get caught with an escort you will lose more than your LTC. You will lose your family, your career, etc.

This is the dumbest and most inaccurate thing I have ever heard. This is absolutely not true. While a criminal record can hold you up and even be the reason you get denied a permit for a LTC. Any type of solicitation charge against you will not give you a denial of the permit. Might want to do some research on that before you try to sound like you know what you're talking about. Smh.

[QUOTE=JimXuper90;5690099]So many of you have LTC. If you get caught with escort, a police record might stop you from renewing the LTC.[/QUOTE]

Like a LTC, losing yo families, careers, etc, etc and so forth. Then just retire from this darn Hobby. I'm not saying this to all of you. Just the guys who are so worried, such Worry Warts. LOL By the way I been caught with an escort and I didn't lose my familia. And all my family back in Puerto Rico still accept me. Also I still have my career of selling tomatoes out on the Corner, to knuckleheads like you guys, who just assume that you'll lose your career over getting caught with an escort. Cry me a River on that garbage. Plenty of people get caught with escorts and still have they career. Note to Self and to you Worry Warts, escorts are human beings too. Just like us guys. You scared, don't Play.

[QUOTE=TopGun04;5692144]This is the dumbest and most inaccurate thing I have ever heard. This is absolutely not true. While a criminal record can hold you up and even be the reason you get denied a permit for a LTC. Any type of solicitation charge against you will not give you a denial of the permit. Might want to do some research on that before you try to sound like you know what you're talking about. Smh.[/QUOTE]It's kind of vague. Simple association is no grounds, so if your questioned out of your home town doubt anyone knows. If your brought in and charged but charges are dropped the license authority may ask about it and your reply would be so what and their reply is never mind. If you have any kind of criminal conviction the licensing authority may try to use "lack of discretion " so you may need a lawyer to twist that one away. But less face it in Massachusetts if you are carrying in a bar whether or not your drinking renewal can be a pain. When I was young had a couple times I crossed paths with home town police. When called in for my permit they asked some questions and my answer was so what nothing came of it. They would push the card to the side and pull out another. So long as you do not say something stupid like. Ya I screwed her but you guys were to dumb to prove it. You should be OK.

Not you few guys who've said certain stuff. It's Me now big time. I was just made aware that Laws have gotten way more strict. When it comes to getting caught with an escort. They be charging for Trafficking now as a Trumped Up Charge. Thanks STDKing and to you other folks for schooling me in. I appreciate Yas. Yeah back when I got busted back in the day, things were way different. Guess being gone in another Country for a long time, then returning, stuff has changed dramatically. I'm obviously the dumb idiot now. For not being aware of these States Laws. Of how serious a big deal they make about being with a escort.

[QUOTE=MoreBJs;5681049]Not that I like Yumyum, but he is a perverted disturbed guy. Not withstanding, however, I do believe there may be now or at one time females impostering men on the board, but not Yumyum. These two or maybe three guys that dominate the massholes, SW, and massage sections with multiple handles are just really perverted, motivated (for info), who must feel it is worth it to do what they do and get (in their minds) better results than if they they just played it straight with one account as most of us do so let's just let that be that.[/QUOTE]Here is what this degenerate prick loser wrote and like one monger stated about him, this "notoriously stupid dude who thinks his "insights" are of value. But he is wrong. ".

[QUOTE=MoreBJs;5692186]Ezy pick up at nms, a WSW named Danielle, 40 years old, looked southie Boston Irish. Basic uncovered 20 dollar head, no touching by me and fine with that. All bundled up and she was very cold, appreciated the ride, heat and conversation she said. Slow head, very wet but coldish mouth, I blew quickly, skull fucking her the final 30 seconds or so, and she spit out door. Quick, but what do you want for a Jackson? Pipes drained, and I am good till the new year! Stay safe and happy holidays.[/QUOTE]And then here is the bullshitter, the POS who wants to paint himself as some old mighty thou holy on here but yet here is, posting his reviews after chasing down a street skank in the dirtiest, sleaziest part of the city, to get, you guessed it, a blow job for 20 $.

And look at the pervert giving intimate details of getting a, "Slow head, very wet but coldish mouth, I blew quickly, skull fucking her the final 30 seconds or so, and she spit out door". Unfucking believable and this guy calls me a pervert, what does that make you? You fucking phony, you. You Fraud hypocrite, POS, Loser bullshiter. I'm telling you, this guy is one of the dumbest on here, always yapping nonsense and then turn around and shoots himself on the foot. You are old and dumb that's the saddest part. Keep talking your bullshit on here and I will prove to you every time you are a fucking stupid idiot.

The guy just joins and puts down three absolute generic reviews on the Btt thread in one post.

You guys smell the Cheeze?

You can't make this bullshit up dudes!!

Oh before I forget Hey Cheezefist Merry Christmas! Go fuck yourself ma'am you ho ho ho!

Is this chick for real? She pretty much copy, cut and pasted my review of Baby on the BTT thread. Look at her posting history. She mentions LEO a lot and asks a lot of questions Spread the fear and gather information is a cheezefist staple Beware of this one providing or asking for info.

The shit made no sense and I was trying to understand what the hell was he talking about. How the hell did you make out, were you guys at the same trip?

This is what I am talking about, the reason some of you guys are getting played so much is your silly approach going at these places. You treat it like a playground you can go and mess around to come back and tell us how great it was instead of going in there to take care of business. Unlike some of you I don't have money to waste.

I see endless reviews on here where you guys are gloating like high school girls about the parlor girls names and how good massage was getting your back cracked, your neck, your legs ECT. Like really guys, did you really go there for a massage or did you get and get to business of getting and mowing down that pussy. Ya can't keep pinning both together and expect great results. You will get played.

When I enter a place and I'm a regular thèwhy know I didn't come here for no dam massage bullshit tease fuck around. Seriously, how many freaking times you're going to lay there like a dead corps and want to be "teased", WTF are some of you on. You are paying money and your wasting that time on getting tease.

The minute I get there I just sit on the table and my cock ready for action, have them come right between my legs and tease me by rubbing your crotch on my cock, that's how I get teased. I do that while I grab that ass and tities and get me some strokes. Next thing is we agree on taking off the panties and if I'm going to grind my cock on her doggie or Mish or fuck to a finish. Or if it's FS just get down to that.

But all this laying there getting massage for 45 min and then get greased up and pumped jack hammer like a farm animal while you lay there like a corps trying to reach for some tities or ass and they purposely stay out of reach and make you struggle to a finish. Some of you guys are wasting time and money. To add more insult to injury, you overtip for being given these half services and you guys keep saying you are not going back.

Then stop over tiping and make them earn it. Tell them this is what you'll give and you go back for repeated business. I have this Vietnamese right now where I am plowing through getting full GFE and FS at $130 a pop. I supposedly pay house fee for half hour but I go beyond that, she doesn't even watch the clock, we go until I finish and it's usually last me 45 min to an hour each time. I'd love to share that gem but I don't trust some of you to keep that price seeing what you guys fork over here for silly things, some of you seriously don't know the value of pussy or lack negotiating skills when you have money. You inflate the prices and don't leave yourselves room to expand for repeated fun.

Time and Time I've been saying, you have money, you have power, use it. But it seems like many of you are scared shitless and let them dictate the outcome and why you keep losing and can never get more bang for your buck.

[QUOTE=Lennox65;5696237]For those of you who don't have the secret decoder ring to understand this nonsense, Weini Spa in Londonderry NH is the AMP with the table shower.[/QUOTE]

Folks,

I've said it over and over. This site has turned in to something you need A decoder ring to use. Ozz it takes is one scumbag with a lot of time to throw curve balls into once great threads. Case in point, Cheeze aka Olgary on the Bston top ten thread. He uses a bunch of different handles to fill the thread with nonsense. His latest is a fucking true gem!

First he said Baby refused him because of his member. No if you don't think this person is a female. I don't know any guy who ever called his dick a member. I digress.

The best one was when he used his Mattis1775 handle today. He responded to himself on there saying that he did not like SHU because she was too dominant. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I mean you cannot possibly make this shit up. Bare in mind she just created this Mattis1775 handle a year ago. It now has over 1000 posts.

"When I enter a place and I'm a regular thwhy know I didn't come here for no dam massage bullshit tease fuck around. Seriously, how many freaking times you're going to lay there like a dead corps and want to be "teased", WTF are some of you on. You are paying money and your wasting that time on getting tease.

The minute I get there I just sit on the table and my cock ready for action, have them come right between my legs and tease me by rubbing your crotch on my cock, that's how I get teased. I do that while I grab that ass and tities and get me some strokes. Next thing is we agree on taking off the panties and if I'm going to grind my cock on her doggie or Mish or fuck to a finish. Or if it's FS just get down to that. ".

Actually, not a bad method. So, you pay the house fee and tip first then get down to business? And it generally goes over thirty minutes that you paid for? I can't believe I am saying this, but if that is true, you're actually getting 170 all in for full service and no clock watching, more than 30 minutes, perhaps you are really getting more bang for your buck-that is if it is true. I did a similar thing once because the girl spoke perfect English, but most don't, so that's why I don't feel that it could work everywhere, every time and with every girl, but if you know the places and girls that this does work, well then good for you. Most guys on here probably don't have the same negotiation skills as you. Most probably wouldn't want to prepay as well, in case of misunderstandings, which happen frequently.

Folks, check out cheezefist responding to himself on the BTT once again.

It's fucking fascinating how LEGO19 posts repeatedly on the Seattle forum but then finds it necessary to respond to an ambiguous post from MATTIS1775. How? Why you ask? Because it's the same person.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5700703]Folks, check out cheezefist responding to himself on the BTT once again.

It's fucking fascinating how LEGO19 posts repeatedly on the Seattle forum but then finds it necessary to respond to an ambiguous post from MATTIS1775. How? Why you ask? Because it's the same person.[/QUOTE]Aside from being batshit crazy, not sure what he gets out of trolling.

I've been on the site for a while and have 1/4 of his post counts.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5700703]Folks, check out cheezefist responding to himself on the BTT once again.

It's fucking fascinating how LEGO19 posts repeatedly on the Seattle forum but then finds it necessary to respond to an ambiguous post from MATTIS1775. How? Why you ask? Because it's the same person.[/QUOTE]There is something not right about Mattis1775, the guy has got about 80 posts in 3 weeks and nothing of value to boot. The guy is a complete waste of bandwidth.

Nice to have followers. Keep reading and learn from the best. Hahahaha.

You guys / girls are cool. Can I join this club? Who should we call out next? I want the next one.

[QUOTE=Talisker1370;5701098]Aside from being batshit crazy, not sure what he gets out of trolling.

I've been on the site for a while and have 1/4 of his post counts.[/QUOTE]I wish this site had a points system like reddit, then we could actually distinguish between real contributers and trolls.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5700703]Folks, check out cheezefist responding to himself on the BTT once again.

It's fucking fascinating how LEGO19 posts repeatedly on the Seattle forum but then finds it necessary to respond to an ambiguous post from MATTIS1775. How? Why you ask? Because it's the same person.[/QUOTE]You are hilarious. Anyways I am not going to argue with you, spend some more real estate on your tiny brain making assumptions about me, I am more than happy.

I hear you ma'am. I facilitated you losing three of your handles. Cheezefist, Newbiestyles and Olgary. Remember how you would go on and on arguing with yourself through Cheezefist and Olgary? Oh those where some funny times. It was a year ago when you lost these handles and you created a shit ton more. MATTIS1775, Lego19 and do many more. You're sad. There's a big difference in value between us. You create all sorts of handles and ask people for info. You then cut and paste reviews and spread fear and misinformation. I will refresh your alcohol destroyed memory. This all started when you posted constantly about Beech street, Angela and Sarah. You then would respond to those posts with the same handles. Your hatred for these places and ladies was so easy to spot. Your lack of self awareness fueled by your hatred and manic behaviour led to your demise. Currently, you try to juggle way to many handles. You're really overwhelmed. I'm not sure how you do it. You definitely do not work. No one could work and post like you do you. You're not rich so we all know you're not seeing all these ladies. You respond and write like a female so that's how I know you're not a man. You really do not think things through. You just post and post and post and post.

Thanks again A2.

[QUOTE=Lego19;5701380]I wish this site had a points system like reddit, then we could actually distinguish between real contributers and trolls.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5701616]I hear you ma'am. I facilitated you losing three of your handles. Cheezefist, Newbiestyles and Olgary. Remember how you would go on and on arguing with yourself through Cheezefist and Olgary? Oh those where some funny times. It was a year ago when you lost these handles and you created a shit ton more. MATTIS1775, Lego19 and do many more. You're sad. There's a big difference in value between us. You create all sorts of handles and ask people for info. You then cut and paste reviews and spread fear and misinformation. I will refresh your alcohol destroyed memory. This all started when you posted constantly about Beech street, Angela and Sarah. You then would respond to those posts with the same handles. Your hatred for these places and ladies was so easy to spot. Your lack of self awareness fueled by your hatred and manic behaviour led to your demise. Currently, you try to juggle way to many handles. You're really overwhelmed. I'm not sure how you do it. You definitely do not work. No one could work and post like you do you. You're not rich so we all know you're not seeing all these ladies. You respond and write like a female so that's how I know you're not a man. You really do not think things through. You just post and post and post and post.

Thanks again A2.[/QUOTE]Dude. You're weird. You must be some guy that still lives at home, to write this extensive response. I actually had to read this slowly to understand your rant. Nothing but garbage.

[QUOTE=ActiveMan;5701705]Dude. You're weird. You must be some guy that still lives at home, to write this extensive response. I actually had to read this slowly to understand your rant. Nothing but garbage.[/QUOTE]Yes I live in my home. LOL.

You must still be hungover or just woke up Olgary. Think about your comebacks then write them down sugar tits.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5701964]Yes I live in my home. LOL.

You must still be hungover or just woke up Olgary. Think about your comebacks then write them down sugar tits.[/QUOTE]I don't need a come back. You need a job and clean out your tent in NMS. It's dirty.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5701616]You just post and post and post and post.[/QUOTE]Eddie (aka Jack617), I hope you realize that 95% of the current board members have no idea what you are talking about? Aren't you the idiot who repeatedly posted about fucking Eastern Ella? Well, you are a known bullshit artist who makes up pretty much everything when posting here.

Having said that, just go and fuck yourself, you worthless piece of crazy shit. And yes, try to open your mouth wider when some poor Chinese provider is peeing on your face. Don't let a single drop of the precious (for you) fluid to go wasted.

I'm not sure why you keep calling me Eddie. Is that a old boyfriend that you had? I know you keep bothering me because you're mouth waters every time you think of my thick cock. But I'm sure you're way too old of a lady from my liking.

I have been inside Ella's sugar walls. I'm not your Ex boyfriend. I'm not sure why you're so excited about urine. No ones judging you here ma'am. You do you.

[QUOTE=Andir;5703300]Eddie (aka Jack617), I hope you realize that 95% of the current board members have no idea what you are talking about? Aren't you the idiot who repeatedly posted about fucking Eastern Ella? Well, you are a known bullshit artist who makes up pretty much everything when posting here.

Having said that, just go and fuck yourself, you worthless piece of crazy shit. And yes, try to open your mouth wider when some poor Chinese provider is peeing on your face. Don't let a single drop of the precious (for you) fluid to go wasted.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5704326]I'm not sure why you keep calling me Eddie..[/QUOTE]How would you like to be called, Eddie M? Perhaps, the urine-loving crazy faggot? Or just Jack617?

Fuck you anyway with a huge wooden dildo. I know you like it.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5704326]
I have been inside Ella's sugar walls. I'm not your Ex boyfriend. I'm not sure why you're so excited about urine. No ones judging you here ma'am. You do you.

.[/QUOTE]So you keep insisting that you can have your way with Ella whenever you want it? Anyone who is on this board for at least 6 months would know it's a complete bullshit. Like everything else you say. How are your Japanese students doing? Are they still available to you only and report to you what they are up to? Are you a pimp or something?

I am still trying to reconcile your inherently contradictory writings about someones hatred for working women because this someone apparently revealed some details of their encounters and your fake claims about Ella. How it all comes together in your tiny damaged brain?

I know that you are just a fucking troll. The closest you ever get to fucking is when you fuck yourself. Keep going, schizophrenic motherfucker.

Sugar tits stick to one handle on here. There's no need to keep logging in with different handles Olgary.

Ella is not just going to give it up to anybody. So it takes time and patience.

The Japanese students have their own ways of getting clients. They do not need my help. The people I know have gotten their information. Unfortunately for you in all of the 25+ times you've tried to ask me have failed. I will never give that information to you. Feel free to create more handles and ask me though. I will just continue to put them on my ignore list. LOL.

Lastly, I'm the motherfucking troll hunter around here. So far my record is three for three with you thanks A2. You are my biutch. Don't you ever forget that Miss Cheezefist.

[QUOTE=OldtimerMa;5705119]So you keep insisting that you can have your way with Ella whenever you want it? Anyone who is on this board for at least 6 months would know it's a complete bullshit. Like everything else you say. How are your Japanese students doing? Are they still available to you only and report to you what they are up to? Are you a pimp or something?

I am still trying to reconcile your inherently contradictory writings about someones hatred for working women because this someone apparently revealed some details of their encounters and your fake claims about Ella. How it all comes together in your tiny damaged brain?

I know that you are just a fucking troll. The closest you ever get to fucking is when you fuck yourself. Keep going, schizophrenic motherfucker.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Andir;5407294]I had a FS session with her for 500. The same with Niko by the way.[/QUOTE]I didn't want to have to do this to you. But you did this to yourself. This is what happens when you try to juggle too many handles and you drink too much. I expect you to give yourself a proper tongue lashing with your OldtimerMA handle.

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5705463]I didn't want to have to do this to you. But you did this to yourself. This is what happens when you try to juggle too many handles and you drink too much. I expect you to give yourself a proper tongue lashing with your OldtimerMA handle.

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!![/QUOTE]Jack, I know you understand the difference between having something (me) and not having anything (you), fucking imbecile you are.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5705256]Sugar tits stick to one handle on here. There's no need to keep logging in with different handles Olgary.

Ella is not just going to give it up to anybody. So it takes time and patience.

The Japanese students have their own ways of getting clients. They do not need my help. The people I know have gotten their information. Unfortunately for you in all of the 25+ times you've tried to ask me have failed. I will never give that information to you. Feel free to create more handles and ask me though. I will just continue to put them on my ignore list. LOL.

Lastly, I'm the motherfucking troll hunter around here. So far my record is three for three with you thanks A2. You are my biutch. Don't you ever forget that Miss Cheezefist.

.[/QUOTE]Yes, you should thank the admin for keeping your stupid presence here alive.

[QUOTE=OldtimerMa;5705801]Yes, you should thank the admin for keeping your stupid presence here alive.[/QUOTE]I bet you were looking in the mirror when you typed that.

Let's you two and I team up and give the fuck face Andir a what for! Who does that cocksucker think he is claiming he had fucked Ella AND Niko! Oh ya! He way overpaid! $500! That's where you come in Asianyumyum with all you words of wisdom and such.

You go first OldtimerMA. Together we can show this piece of shit motherfucking scumbag troll what it's like when you post lies!

On three! One! Two! Three! Go team!