Mercedes (not her real name)
I've been back home for two days and already the AC in my car broke and I got attacked by a swarm of yellow jackets. I suspect the two events are unrelated but evidence remains inconclusive. I've been scanning the ads and I desperately needed to ejaculate my semen out of the range of my hand, and received a reply from his gal, who told me she was at a nearby low end motel.
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After a day of trying to set it up, she told me to come over, but she didn't have a room. Even though I was meeting her in a motel parking lot. I was fine with a car date.
However, about this time, the AC in my car broke and it billowed smoke like Snoop Dogg was living under my hood. I turned it off and lamented that this car date was going to be miserable. It was like 95 outside. Anyway I rolled down the windows and picked up the woman, who looked just like her pics. She was wearing jean shorts and her legs looked great. Her face shows her age, but I am fine with that. I like a mature beej. She got in and told mer her name is Mercedes. Now, I drive a Mercedes, so this is super coincidental. I, of course, am being sarcastic.
After a quick LE check we drove to a spot, an office park, and well, parked. She leaned over and gave me a slurping like my wiener was a popsicle. Not in her technique, just because it was so fucken hot. Anyway, she did a great job and honestly we both wanted it over with quickly because of the extreme discomfort temperaturularly. She sucked all the nut out of my nut holders the way my car will soon suck the money from my bank account. Then she swallowed my family fluid and complimented the flavor. I will just take her word for it.
She talked the entire time back to the motel where I was to drop her off, but honest to God I didn't comprehend a word because I was worried about my AC. That's going to be expensive AF.
Bottom line, she's real, she's cute for her age, she delivers, and I wouldn't mind returning to make the beast with two backs with her if she has a room. QV was 60. HHR quoted as 120. Hr was something else I don't remember because there was no way I will commit to that on the first date. However, I recommend.
Veronica (not Spartanburg one)
[QUOTE=Zauriel;4347345]This is the first time I've seen this Veronica's ad. I'm interested![/QUOTE]I've exchanged some texts with her. She seems nice enough. I asked why I can't find any reviews and she said she's new to the area and the hobby. That may be true or she may have negative reviews from where she came from, it's hard to know. Since we can't see her face it's hard to know her true age. Original ads were showing 50 but now it's 53. Some 53 yo ladies still look pretty good while others look like your granny. Her h rate has also jumped a bit from $. 2 in the original ads.
