Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DuckHed;3509681]Went to kung fu. Was led by a little Asian cutie to a clean room. I asked for 1 hr hard massage. She started out by walking on my back. It felt good. Massage was better than average. Everything was good until she proceeded with feather touching my back. I'm thinking maybe it's my lucky day but after the flip nothing extra to be had. On my way out I handed her 65 in exchange for a bottle of water. She counted it and showed me the 5 dollar bill asking me why no tip. I said yes 5. She said she worked hard. I told her I worked hard for that money too. Took the 5 dollar bill and left. I think she cussed me out in Chinese but I didn't give a shit. The thing is I had no problem with just a good massage which I got but don't tease me, get me excited then ask me to leave with blue balls and expect extra money.[/QUOTE]I have gotten a DIY at the end of 3/4 massages I had at Kung Fu. They do expect a $30 tip. So for an hour massage, they will ask for $90. This is common for all the AMPs in the area.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3514025]I have gotten a DIY at the end of 3/4 massages I had at Kung Fu. They do expect a $30 tip. So for an hour massage, they will ask for $90. This is common for all the AMPs in the area.[/QUOTE]My question is why pay $90 for a DIY HJ? The girls usually get half of the normal $60 then you give here another $30, so in turn she makes $60 per hour for jerking guys off all day. As long we continue to pay for the non-sense DIY's they will continue to charge and not offer any other extras. Yeah it's cool to have the girl play around with your balls and ass while you DIY, I'm not saying I haven't given in before. For $90 you can get allot more, damn sure not a DIY. We are allowing them to control it.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3514025]I have gotten a DIY at the end of 3/4 massages I had at Kung Fu. They do expect a $30 tip. So for an hour massage, they will ask for $90. This is common for all the AMPs in the area.[/QUOTE]The way I look at it is that tip is for a good massage, 10 to 15% making $10 a good tip. Extra money is only for extra service which DIY is not. Of course they expect or want more money but they will not get it from me!

The way I look at it is I go in expecting a good massage, that's what the house fee is for. Tips go to the offending hand, their choice.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3514328]My question is why pay $90 for a DIY HJ? The girls usually get half of the normal $60 then you give here another $30, so in turn she makes $60 per hour for jerking guys off all day. As long we continue to pay for the non-sense DIY's they will continue to charge and not offer any other extras. Yeah it's cool to have the girl play around with your balls and ass while you DIY, I'm not saying I haven't given in before. For $90 you can get allot more, damn sure not a DIY. We are allowing them to control it.[/QUOTE]I went to Sunny Acuwell for my first massage. The first thing I noticed were the signs that said not to ask for sexual services. They make you prepay and pre-tip for the massage. They also show you a chart with the average tip amounts. I knew it was going to be a vanilla massage but I wanted it anyway. The girl did a GREAT full body massage. At the end she started rubbing my inner thighs then finally removed the sheet and looked at my dick and said "Done!" then started to leave. When she got to the door she told me to not rush take all the time I wanted getting "dressed". I'm guessing you negotiate your ending with your tip? Indirect but I guess they figure it will keep the cops off.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3516468]I went to Sunny Acuwell for my first massage. The first thing I noticed were the signs that said not to ask for sexual services. They make you prepay and pre-tip for the massage. They also show you a chart with the average tip amounts. I knew it was going to be a vanilla massage but I wanted it anyway. The girl did a GREAT full body massage. At the end she started rubbing my inner thighs then finally removed the sheet and looked at my dick and said "Done!" then started to leave. When she got to the door she told me to not rush take all the time I wanted getting "dressed". I'm guessing you negotiate your ending with your tip? Indirect but I guess they figure it will keep the cops off.[/QUOTE]I have visited Sunny several times, excellent massage! Never a hint of extras, after getting to know one of the girls, the tiny boss at front that takes your money is strict like no other. One thing I bet you didn't notice! They have peep holes in each door of each room that can view the room from the hallway. The girls are being watched. They are a legit massage parlor, I can say the massages I have had there are always awesome, but expect nothing else going in.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3516468]I went to Sunny Acuwell for my first massage. The first thing I noticed were the signs that said not to ask for sexual services. They make you prepay and pre-tip for the massage. They also show you a chart with the average tip amounts. I knew it was going to be a vanilla massage but I wanted it anyway. The girl did a GREAT full body massage. At the end she started rubbing my inner thighs then finally removed the sheet and looked at my dick and said "Done!" then started to leave. When she got to the door she told me to not rush take all the time I wanted getting "dressed". I'm guessing you negotiate your ending with your tip? Indirect but I guess they figure it will keep the cops off.[/QUOTE]I've been there several times using their coupon, $45 for 1 hr massage. Not a bad deal at all and the massage was always decent and never rushed. But every time I got an older lady and not so easy on the eyes. And never any extras and was also told that that they do not do that. Absolutely NOT.

There was a cute petite young lady there who I believe was the manager. I was greeted by her every time. I wonder if she gives massages too. I think she does but not sure.

Each visit I was asked for the house fee up front and gave tip at the end. I wonder what they consider average tip now. I gave $15 tip each time. They seemed ok I thought.

Has anyone had any experience with Angel Spa or Koeing Wellness in Hoover.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3518857]Has anyone had any experience with Angel Spa or Koeing Wellness in Hoover.[/QUOTE]Pretty much the same as Sunny you have to go to Atlanta if you want a real Asian massage parlor.

I saw this ad on BP. Anyone know anything about it? Positive experiences?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massuse-new-manager-205-240-8428/16957827[/URL]

[QUOTE=LeaGleEagle;3519810]Pretty much the same as Sunny you have to go to Atlanta if you want a real Asian massage parlor.[/QUOTE]Actually Ocean Spa does offer full service but I don't really want to go there. I just want a decent massage with a basic HE, no full service.

I have not tried the place. It has been reviewed in the past. Legit. Give it a try.

[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3520166]I saw this ad on BP. Anyone know anything about it? Positive experiences?

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massuse-new-manager-205-240-8428/16957827[/URL][/QUOTE]

You absolutely fucking have to see this. I'm alternately laughing my ass off and gagging holy moly I can't believe this freaking ad. MJ.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/anna-nixki-mae/23089623[/URL]

Has anyone had any experience with either of these two? The second one had a very nice looking website.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-nikki-relieve-your-stress/17429946[/URL]

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-body-perfect-breasts-and-full-of-energy/19286393[/URL]

She says she is fun. Thinking padded room sort of fun. Wow is all I can say.

Bet somebody has seen her!

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3521780]You absolutely fucking have to see this. I'm alternately laughing my ass off and gagging holy moly I can't believe this freaking ad. MJ.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/anna-nixki-mae/23089623[/URL][/QUOTE]