Massage Parlor Reports

Great time with Nadia today. Will repeat. Often.

Play safe, Greg

[QUOTE=HornyGoatWeed;1768688]I like a smooth snatch. The smoother the better.[/QUOTE]Hell I just like snatch in general who cares if its shaved or got hair on it aslong as its pink and wet then I'm good

Newbie here. Just introduced to the lifestyle via friends across the country. Looking to get a better feel for the local flavor beyond BP, so I'd better start proving my worth, huh?

Dreamed about her last night. Dreamed she gave me a BBBJ & HE. West of Nashville in a secure location. It was later in the evening, but neither of us seemed to mind. She opened the door and was very warm & welcoming. She's not a spinner, by any means, but she's truly a beautiful woman who cares about her appearance. I got comfortable and laid face down on the table. There was no rush. Great attention to detail. After about an hour, I left a very happy man. Very relaxed. You should dream about her too.

Got to finally spend some time with Nadia yesterday as our schedules have never quite jived. If I had known what was awaiting me with this woman, I would have cancelled meetings and walked miles to get there! All the great things that have been written are 100% dead on and I will become a regular.

I am a long time reader of these informative and sometimes humorous pages, and so I finally decided it was time to start giving back since I am a user of the intel provided here.

I saw an ad on BP for "Healthy Spa" in the boro so decided WTF, why not take one for the team, as a token of my goodwill. The place has been open maybe 3 days. Outside and inside entrance doors, mama-san takes .8 to let you in. Was let in the inside door by a middle-aged not very attractive older asian lady, said her name was Coco. Table shower, during which she was fooling with the junk, mediocre massage for about 10 minutes, says "flip" and puts my hand on her ass. Asks if I want to tip and I say yes. She says .6 for HE and $ for CBJ, I didn't inquire about FS because I honestly wasn't interested in that with her. I go for the CBJ. Methodical, unenthusiastic, and generally a bit toothy. I left very little happier and a lot poorer.

For $.8 I wouldn't repeat on a bet. Peeked in the back room on the way out and there was 1 more lady back there, I wouldn't put the hammer down on her either. My peter ain't built for these Black&Decker pecker wreckers.

How long this is going to go on in the Boro is anyone's guess, my guess is not long knowing the town. Maybe somebody else will have better luck before they are gone.

[QUOTE=HammerDown; 1770077]I am a long time reader of these informative and sometimes humorous pages, and so I finally decided it was time to start giving back since I am a user of the intel provided here.

I saw an ad on BP for "Healthy Spa" in the boro so decided WTF, why not take one for the team, as a token of my goodwill. The place has been open maybe 3 days. Outside and inside entrance doors, mama-san takes. 8 to let you in. Was let in the inside door by a middle-aged not very attractive older asian lady, said her name was Coco. Table shower, during which she was fooling with the junk, mediocre massage for about 10 minutes, says "flip" and puts my hand on her ass. Asks if I want to tip and I say yes. She says. 6 for HE and $ for CBJ, I didn't inquire about FS because I honestly wasn't interested in that with her. I go for the CBJ. Methodical, unenthusiastic, and generally a bit toothy. I left very little happier and a lot poorer.

For $.8 I wouldn't repeat on a bet. Peeked in the back room on the way out and there was 1 more lady back there, I wouldn't put the hammer down on her either. My peter ain't built for these Black&Decker pecker wreckers.

How long this is going to go on in the Boro is anyone's guess, my guess is not long knowing the town. Maybe somebody else will have better luck before they are gone.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the good report."Black&Decker pecker wreckers" LOL!

What we are missing. Just got back from Cocoa Beach Fl. After working all day I walked about 2 blocks down the road and had some wonderful seafood. On the way back I noticed a little AMP in the strip mall. Being in the hobby and needing a good massage I had to check it out. OMG.

I walked into a very small waiting room and a little Asian lady slid a window open and handed me a menu. Nothing on there except the length of time / price. I opted for the 120 min. For $145. The inside door opens and a very attractive Asian woman about 25 takes my hand and walks me back to a very nice massage room. I mean this place is very well decked out and clean. She asked if I wanted a table shower and after working all day I said sure. Never had one before so I didn't have a clue what I was in for. LOL.

She undressed me. Put a towel around me and led me down the hall to another nice room with a special plastic bed made for showering. She laid me on the front side first and boy. The fun started. LOL (I still can't get over it). She used a fine but sharp spray of warm water that drove me up the wall. We both were laughing cause I couldn't stay still. Then she started with the soap. My god. There was not a square inch of my back side that she didn't take care of. I think she enjoyed it as much as I. She then used that water spray to rense me off and I thought we were done. Nope. She helped me turn over and started on the front side. Again comes the fine spray that is driving me crazy. Being on my back I can see that she's having fun. She starts again with the soap and fellows. I didn't think I was going to make it thru that. LOL I'm sure it was the best feeling I've ever had because it went on for so long. All this time on my back side I couldn't keep my hand off her. She didn't seem to mind and my little man is now in total control. LOL. He's bigger than I've ever seen him. She rensed and dried me off from head to toe and we go back to the massage room.

While face down on the nice clean massage table. She gives me a expert massage from head to toe for about 45 min. At this point this has been worth ever penny if it ended now. But nope.

She asked me to turn over and I noticed my little man looked like a baby bird in its nest. LOL I was so relaxed. I thought we were done. She walked over and dimmed the light way down. I'm thinking how much more can I stand. LOL She comes back to the table and I can see that she has a very sweet smile on her face like something good is about to happon. She bends over and gives me a long kiss! Here we go again. My little bird flew out of the nest. My little man flew to attention like a good Marine should. LOL She started very gently running her fingers litely over my chest and around my boys. I thought I was going to have to take care of this myself. But nope.

She pulls her top and bra up and asked me to slide over a bit. She climbs on the table with me and cuddles in next to me. Everything now is on auto pilot. LOL. We start kissing and making out. I can feel her getting warm and flushed. After she made me feel so good. I just wanted her to feel good as well. I started gently, slowely sucking her see cup tits. I could tell that she wanted more. I unbuttoned her shorts. She didn't object. I raised up and slid her shorts and panties off together. I could see her eyes in the dim light. She was about to get what she wanted too.

I spred her legs and gently began to caress her beautiful inner thighs and lips. DATY was the best ever. She was sooo hot and clean. I thought she was going to pull my head off with that orgasm. LOL. My man was ready to lay the wood to this beautiful woman. LOL But thankfully I had more control than I had condoms. She was satisifed and knew that I wasn't. We lay there for 2 or 3 minutes and deep kissed.

She got up and removed her bra and top. Now completly nude she gets on top of me and hangs the C cups over my face. How much more can I take of this. LOL. She turns around and puts that pussy right on my tung and here she goes again. Now I've got my fingers in her pussy and her ass. (not sure how that happened) and she lets out a orgasmick noise like I've never heard before. LOL. Could be an Asian thing (IKN). She went limp laying on me with her ass in my face and I'm wondering if it's OK to take my finger out of her ass. LOL. I think she's done. But with this girl I'm not sure. LOL. So I gently pull my fingers out of her pussy and ass thinking that were done. But nope.

She turns around and comes up and started deep kissing me again. Not sure what this girl is up to now. LOL. Then she starts sucking my nipples! Now my little man has had enough of this shit and is getting the best of me. I'm now going to lay the pipe to this girl without a condom! She runs her tung up and down my front side. Now my balls are about to explode. She finally gets in between my legs and started sucking just the end of my hard pecker. She knows that I'm about to explode and backs off. WTF. LOL. She gets up and goes over to the table and brings back some kind of oil and starts massaging that oil over my balls and asshole. I have never felt anything like that ever. LOL. I'm about to come off that table when she starts to give me deep oral. I'm already going nuts and about to explode when she sticks her finger way up my ass. Wew LOL! I poped and I think everything just went black.

The next thing I remember is her coming back into the room with some hot towels. She said in broken english "Times Up" LOL. (I'm thinking no shit) She cleans me up with those hot towels and I'm just like a limp dish rag. I can hardly move. She helps me up and dresses me. All the while with that sweet smile.

I gave her a $40 tip. Thats all I had left and she seemed happy. She deserved more but thats all I had.

If your ever in Cocoa Beach Floride I would stop in Spa 520 on 289 W. Cocoa Beach Causeway.

Sorry for being so wordy here. Just happy to discover a much better place than Nashville and wanted to share.

[QUOTE=Semper Fi;1770315]Thanks for the good report."Black&Decker pecker wreckers" LOL![/QUOTE][QUOTE=HammerDown; 1770077]I am a long time reader of these informative and sometimes humorous pages, and so I finally decided it was time to start giving back since I am a user of the intel provided here.

I saw an ad on BP for "Healthy Spa" in the boro so decided WTF, why not take one for the team, as a token of my goodwill. The place has been open maybe 3 days. Outside and inside entrance doors, mama-san takes. 8 to let you in. Was let in the inside door by a middle-aged not very attractive older asian lady, said her name was Coco. Table shower, during which she was fooling with the junk, mediocre massage for about 10 minutes, says "flip" and puts my hand on her ass. Asks if I want to tip and I say yes. She says. 6 for HE and $ for CBJ, I didn't inquire about FS because I honestly wasn't interested in that with her. I go for the CBJ. Methodical, unenthusiastic, and generally a bit toothy. I left very little happier and a lot poorer.

For $.8 I wouldn't repeat on a bet. Peeked in the back room on the way out and there was 1 more lady back there, I wouldn't put the hammer down on her either. My peter ain't built for these Black&Decker pecker wreckers.

How long this is going to go on in the Boro is anyone's guess, my guess is not long knowing the town. Maybe somebody else will have better luck before they are gone.[/QUOTE]Been reading for a while now and a new to the hobby and a new member. Time to at least say thanks for all the good info and start reporting any dreams that come.

[QUOTE=Semper Fi; 1770478]What we are missing. Just got back from Cocoa Beach Fl. After working all day I walked about 2 blocks down the road and had some wonderful seafood. On the way back I noticed a little AMP in the strip mall. Being in the hobby and needing a good massage I had to check it out. OMG.

I walked into a very small waiting room and a little Asian lady slid a window open and handed me a menu. Nothing on there except the length of time / price. I opted for the 120 min. For $145. The inside door opens and a very attractive Asian woman about 25 takes my hand and walks me back to a very nice massage room. I mean this place is very

I gave her a $40 tip. Thats all I had left and she seemed happy. She deserved more but thats all I had.

If your ever in Cocoa Beach Floride I would stop in Spa 520 on 289 W. Cocoa Beach Causeway.

Sorry for being so wordy here. Just happy to discover a much better place than Nashville and wanted to share.[/QUOTE]What a great report! Wish she locale! Man you had my heads spinning!

Great report from FL but you just reminded all of us here just how bad the massage joints are here, like we needed a reminder.

Awesome report though.

Thanks for the acceptance I figured I would post a link to their ad for all to see:

[url]http://nashville.b.page.com/BodyRubs/healthy-massage-615-624-6311-andgt-the-ultimate-massage-23/7874297[/url]

Don't know if it is ok here to post a full URL. But wy'all get it. Point being don't go there unless something changes, yes there are extras it is not legit, but the extras are expensive and very unsat!

BTW the reason I first started coming here was because I stumbled on this forum by reverse Googling the phone number of a stripper I was dating haha! What kept me coming back, just for a read, was Mr. McFloppin. That boy ain't right, but it is some of the funniest misadventures I have ever heard of in all my 40 years. So, Jackson, don't ever ban the dude, he is ridiculous entertainment that probably garners new members every day!

[blue]McFloppin weel only be bannared over ma deed bodi.[/blue]

I e got an appointment for tomorrow. Is she an upseller? Pm me with what I should expect.

Saw Nadia yesterday afternoon for my first visit and am now an official member of her fan club. Great service from a great gal for a modest donation, will repeat soon.

If you tried to send me a PM please try again. Didn't realize my messages were full.

Definitely NOT an upseller that I have ever seen.

[QUOTE=HornyGoatWeed;1770941]I e got an appointment for tomorrow. Is she an upseller? Pm me with what I should expect.[/QUOTE]