Delta Massage flirts with greatness, but did not deliver
[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/HealthServices/grand-opening-delta-massage-therapy-4741-poplar-avememphistn/11045548[/URL]
The Delta massage turned out to be a very ambiguous experience for me. On one hand, the place was very clean, and the facility is miles ahead of Brightness in that regard. Also, the lady who massaged me was very kind and friendly, but she did want her tip, and she let it be known.
But here is the catch. You will be tipping her for WITNESSING not participating in the quote, unquote "grand function / finale," because that is all that happened. Now the teasing and the occasional, yet purposeful, accidental, masseuse bump of the package will be world class, but your trip to fantasy island will never make it beyond the fantasy stage, at least it didn't for me and on multiple occasions with the same masseuse.
And here is the real bummer! I had read a report on here that some dude was hanging around like a chaperone. Well that report was true, and I heard him hovering outside my room quite often. Talk about a mood killer!
And yes, they halfway drape you with a meaningless towel for the most part, which is the equivalent of that first glass of water that you get in a restaurant that most people don't ever drink or want.
Therapeutically speaking, the massage was lackluster, insipid and humdrum -- kind of like having a rice cake for dinner when you were hoping for barbecue with lots of sweet sauce. I will definitely be moving on.
Here is my motto. If you are not going to be involved in the extras, then at least be above three steps down from mediocre with the massage.