Massage Parlor Reports

So dying to know what the honeymoon experience is, have had pse a ew times but never at an mp but its getting harder to ind real quality girls on BP or dt so might have to venture into mp.

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;2027666]Seems like I've been MIA for the last few weeks. Too busy to post... Not too busy to monger, but forced to cut back by busy schedule. Hafta share my latest taste of Nirvana with Miss Happiness. Had an appointment last week to be her first customer of the day and just happened to run into her in the parking lot- she had a big smile on her face and came to me with outstretched arms. She looked like a movie star in her street clothes. I noticed she was wearing some very expensive looking "distressed" jeans with patches on the knees. "Oh, you poor thing, I'll hafta buy you some new jeans- those are all fucked-up", I said. We both cracked up. One thing I like about her is that she "gets" my jokes- many providers wouldn't. So- fuck that walk of shame! No shame in my game- we went up the stairs laughing with our arms around each other.

When we got upstairs, she opened her jacket to show me the sexy black bra she had underneath. I happily undid it (with a little help). I did a quick self shower while she changed- didn't want to shorten our time in the room. When she entered the room- OMG! She was wearing that long slinky black gown she has on in her ad- the one that is open down both sides- it's also sheer so I could see her treasures thru it! Needless to say it was gone in 60 seconds, and it was on. She gave me the deepest, wettest, sloppiest BBBJ ever- and combined it with all those super hot little moves she has acquired. I can't say how long she did it, but it was a long time- then I reciprocated, then we 69'd- then we really got into it! ...to say the least!

I've mentioned before that every time we're together, we like to do something new. Well this time Happy took us someplace we've never been before! She's mastered PSE and GFE and PSE+GFE, but this time she showed me the "honeymoon experience" (her words). It was very, very erotic- sweet and hot at the same time. The whole experience was greatly enhanced by the mirrors which we were both positioning ourselves to utilize and enjoy. Happy had remembered that I mentioned a particular room where I had had numerous great experiences in years gone by, so she arranged for us to get that room! I also have a new "favorite sensation": when she is on top and has a big O, I love the hot juices flowing over my cock! - heaven on earth! The only possible drawback to the "honeymoon experience" is that it comes to an end! Back to reality- but "Miss Fantasy" sure makes the trip memorable- each and every time![/QUOTE]

Anyone seen her just say her ad on BP, not sure what the name of the mp is addy is [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]. Looking or bb mix o ge and pse would be great, or any recommended girls?

[QUOTE=Hinode;2028326]First off, what place was this?

If it was a standard AMP, most times its $50 for the house, 150 for the girl.

Did she just give you a HJ? If so, then YMMV and the price will vary. Personally I never go to an AMP or anywhere for that matter for just a HJ. For clarification purposes, what does P.S. Mean? If its "Porn Star" (experience), that'd be cool. Most mongers usually rate a report of the girl by grading their Looks, Attitude, and Service. (L, S, A).

Hope this helps, young Jedi. Keep posting reports!

H.[/QUOTE]It was behind Pandas idk the name though there's choke of them haha. After she gave me a HJ I asked if I could put it in her and she said no and I told her I got more $ but she said its because I take too long to come? I don't know about you but if I went straight to business on her my time would be up real quick that's why I wanted to get a HJ or a BJ and then go to work. How do you get them to do that?

[QUOTE=YungEvr;2028805]Paula loves DATY and DATO.[/QUOTE]Which AMP does "Paula" work at?

[QUOTE=Brah808;2029129]Which AMP does "Paula" work at?[/QUOTE]Kison on Beretania.

[QUOTE=Idusixtyning;2028810]If you're new to this hobby, bring 2 benjamins and see Kelly at G. Apple for an experience to base anything else on. Tell her you're a virgin at this. LOL.[/QUOTE]I think I might have to haha, how do you get BBBJ and BBFS? I probably sound stupid to all you guys.

[QUOTE=MiriKitani;2028540]Hey SM9677, you should try VIP at the samsung plaza on Keamoku st. Its a better experience.[/QUOTE]Sounds good, is there like BP ad on that? What kind of girls cause the one I went to was a older lady looked around 38, I didn't mind that but I rather have young girls!

[QUOTE=SexMachine9677;2029093]It was behind Pandas idk the name though there's choke of them haha. After she gave me a HJ I asked if I could put it in her and she said no and I told her I got more $ but she said its because I take too long to come? I don't know about you but if I went straight to business on her my time would be up real quick that's why I wanted to get a HJ or a BJ and then go to work. How do you get them to do that?[/QUOTE]Tell them up front what you want. But never mention $ If you do, they think you a cop. First let them do their thing..light massage. Then 99% of the time they will give you some sort of BBBJ / CBJ. At that time, just ask them nicely if you want to DATY or let's Fuck.

Remember, treat them like human being...

[QUOTE=Longtimemonger;2029069]So dying to know what the honeymoon experience is, have had pse a ew times but never at an mp but its getting harder to ind real quality girls on BP or dt so might have to venture into mp.[/QUOTE]Brother LTM...

The honeymoon experience is rare. I'll try to give an explanation, tho it's hard. You start off with the GFE- there are some very good providers out there who offer this for real and some who try to fake it. When it's real it's a beautiful, sensual experience for both parties. From there it's pretty easy and natural to escalate into the realm of PSE. High energy lust unleashed! There are also a few good providers who are wet and wild, but just liking to be fucked is a long ways from PSE... They have to give as good as they get! As those of you that have been there already know, Happy puts it all on the line and works hard to stay creative and inventive and nasty... Plus- she's beautiful! It's really nice when she slips back and forth between GFE and PSE and just keeps you on the edge of exploding for the whole hour!

Above and beyond that comes the honeymoon experience... It happens when you are both so into it that you are out of it. It's like being high... No it is being high! Every sensation is doubled and everything feels so good that it almost doesn't matter what you do. It's all hot and wet and intense. I am a pretty jaded old guy, and I'll tell you- in my last 25 years of mongering I have only experienced this with 2 other providers, but Happy took me by surprise and blew my mind! I admit, we've been together quite a few times and we know each other's bodies very well, but I've been with lots of ladies lots of times and never experienced this level of intimacy and pleasure.

I hope that helps to explain it a little. I know I didn't include a lot of "who stuck what where, and who did what with their tongue, etc.", but that's because after a certain point it was all a blur- almost like a dream.

Every time I think about it, I get horny. I just read back over this post, and I'll admit it sounds a little lame, but it's the best I can do with my limited writing ability. The bottom line is it transcends just the mechanics but it sure feels great! There is a huge difference between a provider who wants to get you off, and one who wants to give you as much pleasure as she possibly can! Happy Honeymoon!

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;2029223]Brother LTM...

The honeymoon experience is rare. I'll try to give an explanation, tho it's hard. You start off with the GFE- there are some very good providers out there who offer this for real and some who try to fake it. When it's real it's a beautiful, sensual experience for both parties. From there it's pretty easy and natural to escalate into the realm of PSE. High energy lust unleashed! There are also a few good providers who are wet and wild, but just liking to be fucked is a long ways from PSE... They have to give as good as they get! As those of you that have been there already know, Happy puts it all on the line and works hard to stay creative and inventive and nasty... Plus- she's beautiful! It's really nice when she slips back and forth between GFE and PSE and just keeps you on the edge of exploding for the whole hour!

Above and beyond that comes the honeymoon experience... It happens when you are both so into it that you are out of it. It's like being high... No it is being high! Every sensation is doubled and everything feels so good that it almost doesn't matter what you do. It's all hot and wet and intense. I am a pretty jaded old guy, and I'll tell you- in my last 25 years of mongering I have only experienced this with 2 other providers, but Happy took me by surprise and blew my mind! I admit, we've been together quite a few times and we know each other's bodies very well, but I've been with lots of ladies lots of times and never experienced this level of intimacy and pleasure.

I hope that helps to explain it a little. I know I didn't include a lot of "who stuck what where, and who did what with their tongue, etc.", but that's because after a certain point it was all a blur- almost like a dream.

Every time I think about it, I get horny. I just read back over this post, and I'll admit it sounds a little lame, but it's the best I can do with my limited writing ability. The bottom line is it transcends just the mechanics but it sure feels great! There is a huge difference between a provider who wants to get you off, and one who wants to give you as much pleasure as she possibly can! Happy Honeymoon![/QUOTE]How would you describe your experience with Paula? All you write about is her massage and not much about her service.

[QUOTE=SexMachine9677;2029154]Sounds good, is there like BP ad on that? What kind of girls cause the one I went to was a older lady looked around 38, I didn't mind that but I rather have young girls![/QUOTE]VIP is the only place all the girls are above average...meaning looks are 8 to 8.5++. You can't go wrong if you want hot looking providers without an appointment for a specific provider. Other AMP might have 1 or 2 young providers but you better call ahead and make an appointment. However, if you are looking for GFE or PSE then go else where. Like me, if I pay good money, I want to fuck a hot looking provider who is no MILF. But if I want to get my money worth to the last penny. .I go Kison. :).

[QUOTE=UkiUki;2029246]How would you describe your experience with Paula? All you write about is her massage and not much about her service.[/QUOTE]Odd that you would say that! I've only had two massages from Paula and I've written about her looks and service many, many times! But the post you referenced was written about Happy- I don't understand what that has to do with Paula?

[QUOTE=Local1234;2029137]Kison on Beretania.[/QUOTE]How does it work...do you call for an appointment or just show up and are you able to specifically ask for her? Thanks.

Going to be headed out to vegas. Any suggestions on good AMP to visit? Or escort services? Let me know PM or whatever. Thank brothers.

[QUOTE=Brah808;2029564]How does it work...do you call for an appointment or just show up and are you able to specifically ask for her? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Best to make an appointment!