How the ABS scene works: by the Purple Helmet.
[QUOTE=Bandit2779;2357221]Never been to a ABS always kept to AMPs and my favorite LMPs, after reading all the reviews ventured out to the Hill to look around today. Just one chick on a couch and about 8 guys circling. Hoping someone can PM with how the ABS scene works wouldn't mind coming back for more then just a walk around.
Happy Hunting,
The Bandit.[/QUOTE]You drive up a hill and park your car.
You see lots of cars and think, "wow, it must be busy inside".
You look closer at the parked cars and realize most of them have guys sitting in them with one hand on the steering wheel and the other, who knows.
You get buzzed in a locked door. You pay the guy behind the counter $13 and he gives you a ticket and sometimes marks your hand. If you don't own a condom or a hazmat suit, this is the time to get one.
You go through another door that leads to the theater, booth area and if you're wearing sunglasses or its was sunny out, you walk in to a wall, trip over a step or walk in to sausage intentionally standing in your way. Protect yourself! Defense is the first objective, bob and weave-serpentine.
You walk down a dimly lit hall checking the side rooms for activity. You may be surprised what you find so whatever you see (and I have seen it ALL), try not to scream like a girl, it may attract more of them.
You do a "walk around" checking things out and getting an idea of who is there and who's not. What you don't do is go to the very back room and have a seat on the couch and start rubbing your cock or, worse, pull it out. Vaseline is in short supply in the back room.
In the 'ol days it would be time to go on the offensive. You could size up some pretty hot and fucking wild chicks (Jen, Ashly, that hot blond crazy chick that would pull my cock out and lead me around the place like I was her dog etc etc) and take your pick to have them suck the chrome off you or bang the hell out 'them in the most raunchy, disgusting place you have ever been in your life.
Today, you mostly sit near the entrance hoping something fuckable will walk in and text the nearest provider on BP to try to hook up.
Play safe,
PH.
Perfect would be more like it
[QUOTE=PurpleHelmet;2357459]You drive up a hill and park your car.
You see lots of cars and think, "wow, it must be busy inside".
You look closer at the parked cars and realize most of them have guys sitting in them with one hand on the steering wheel and the other, who knows.
You get buzzed in a locked door. You pay the guy behind the counter $13 and he gives you a ticket and sometimes marks your hand. If you don't own a condom or a hazmat suit, this is the time to get one.
You go through another door that leads to the theater, booth area and if you're wearing sunglasses or its was sunny out, you walk in to a wall, trip over a step or walk in to sausage intentionally standing in your way. Protect yourself! Defense is the first objective, bob and weave-serpentine.
You walk down a dimly lit hall checking the side rooms for activity. You may be surprised what you find so whatever you see (and I have seen it ALL), try not to scream like a girl, it may attract more of them.
You do a "walk around" checking things out and getting an idea of who is there and who's not. What you don't do is go to the very back room and have a seat on the couch and start rubbing your cock or, worse, pull it out. Vaseline is in short supply in the back room.
In the 'ol days it would be time to go on the offensive. You could size up some pretty hot and fucking wild chicks (Jen, Ashly, that hot blond crazy chick that would pull my cock out and lead me around the place like I was her dog etc etc) and take your pick to have them suck the chrome off you or bang the hell out 'them in the most raunchy, disgusting place you have ever been in your life.
Today, you mostly sit near the entrance hoping something fuckable will walk in and text the nearest provider on BP to try to hook up.
Play safe,
PH.[/QUOTE]I have never indulged is this scene but for me this descriptive commentary ties all the bits others have given into a most complete and entertaining guide. Bravo PH.