General Reports

As always, tonight is my favorite night of the year to monger. It's always been, in my opinion, a good night because most of the mongers that would usually be out are either out of town or have obligations where they can't be out. For those of us who can, it leaves the pickings ripe. I've been out on Christmas Eve many times in the past and been close to the only vehicle on the road. Regardless of it being Christmas Eve, the SW's will still be needing their fix and less mongers means a greater opportunity to find a gem out walking.

Pug nosed Kim was arrested for FTA on a possession charge on the 23rd and she now uses a Trussville address. She's one of the ones that needs to sit in there a few months just for the heck of it based on how she did me in the past. I always find it funny how the girls who get such good reviews on here for treating you good and doing the customer right, like Melissa and Cindy regardless of my disinterest in them, always tend to get stuck in jail for months. Yet then you'll have ones like Carla/Lacey who was arrested last week, ones like her and Kim who want to try to screw you over and want to never perform tend to always get bailed out within a couple of days, if at that, of being arrested. Who in the fuck wants to put their money up to trust them to appear. I doubt the pussy is THAT good that you'd be willing to lose your money just to get their sorry butts out of jail. I know I sure wouldn't. They're the type that should sit in there for at least 6 months just as a silent retribution for what they do to their customers. I've thought before when I've seen girls like that in there, or like Lesley who's in Tutwiler, of sending them an anonymous letter telling them that regardless of what they're in there for, we former dates feel like them being in there is somewhat of a payback for the times they've screwed us over. I've never followed through on it, but it has crossed my mind. They probably wouldn't give a shit, but for a minute you'd think it would have to piss them off when they read it, lol.

I wonder why oh why are the sw"s not in the holiday mood. I was rideng around and saw a few butto my pikins there not.Has anyone seen yhe dirty blonde with a boob job lately? I miss girls like that.

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I agree with clark on sending letters to the prison it would do my heart good tell tell them off just to piss them off and that karma is a biatch. HAHAHAHA

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My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

Not my thing so I don't know alot.

The old standby is Sammy's on Valley Ave in Homewood.

Another is The Furnace in downtown.

There is Wesley's Boobie Trap on 78 West that employs larger girls, so consider yourself warned.

I don't think they are others but someone else can chime in.

I have no affiliation with either establishment.

Good Luck with your search.

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]Atlanta is your best option.

I like Mardi Gras and The Pink Pony.

Bham strip clubs suck.

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

I would say go with the Furnace. The best asthetically, girls are ok depending on the nite Saturday has always been good.

Haven't been to Sammy's but I shy away from any place that advertises "show girls" LOL

[QUOTE=Ray Silas]My GF and I are going to be in Birmingham this weekend and are looking for the best strip club.

Any ideas?[/QUOTE]Sammys and the Furnace are about as good as it gets for birmingham. The furnace definetly sports the nicer building and 'feels' higher class. That would be the place I would take a girl friend.

Sammy's feels friendlier to me these days but the quality varies especially during the week.

[QUOTE=Dave Phd]I would say go with the Furnace. The best asthetically, girls are ok depending on the nite Saturday has always been good.

Haven't been to Sammy's but I shy away from any place that advertises "show girls" LOL[/QUOTE]Porn star Rachel Starr was working their under the name J-Lo. I haven't seen her their in months. I think she went back into the porn business.

I did not realize that place was still open. Never up that way after dark but daylight looks almost abandoned. Signs are still in place but I never dreamed it was still open. Do they still have 2x4 blocks to beat on tables to show dancers you approve of their perfoamance?

[QUOTE=Ginal]I did not realize that place was still open. Never up that way after dark but daylight looks almost abandoned. Signs are still in place but I never dreamed it was still open. Do they still have 2x4 blocks to beat on tables to show dancers you approve of their perfoamance?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Dnet Dnet7813]Porn star Rachel Starr was working their under the name J-Lo. I haven't seen her their in months. I think she went back into the porn business.[/QUOTE]

I don't know who told you that J-Lo(ve) was pornstar [url=http://www.freeones.com/html/r_links/Rachel_Starr/]Rachel Starr[/url], but someone got a big one over on you if you believed that. J-Lo(ve) has been between Sammy's and the Furnace for the last couple of years, most recently after she quit the Furnace she was at Sammy's. Currently, she is pregnant and living where she always has about 90 miles due south of Birmingham.

To the OP, if it is going to be on a weekend and you'll have your girlfriend with you either club should be fine. Personally, in that situation I would recommend the Furnace, and spend the extra few dollars on the cover to have access to the upstairs VIP area. I don't know how much it is since I've always been comped at each club but it shouldn't be more than an exta $30 or so for both of you. Keep in mind that Saturday both clubs will most likely be crowded with U-Conn and South Carolina fans.

Anybody know of a reputable spinner here in B'ham? Clark knows me and if you watch the Memphis board, you know who BootyCall is. Booty is my Uncle.

I thought about calling Abby's again but, the 2 previous times have been bad. I don't want to waste my time and $$ again. ANY help would be appreciated. I'll be in town until Monday.

They call me Problemchild.

And I'm back quiet.

It's been way too cold the last few days to even bother with getting out and looking. I thought about it the last two nights but it being chilly here and there inside just shows how it is outside. Picking someone up in the freezing cold also causes problems because unless you have a room to go back to using the car to date isn't the best of ideas. You shut the car off and it'll be cold within a few minutes, and if you leave the car running anybody that passes by can see steam coming from the car, especially if you park somewhere not totally hidden. I'm also not too fond of getting BJ's while driving, at least not from SW's.

I'm on 1st Ave North a lot going to and from work. I used to see girls regularly around 50th street and a few blocks east but lately I haven't seen much of anything. Granted this report isn't from prime time monger hours, but still it looks like the activity in this area has declined. Shoot, last year on New Years day I was propositioned by a BSW while I was in my car at one of the intersections at about 6:30 in the morning...now I'm not seeing anything.

Clark I definitely agree about the lack of will for extreme cold weather mongering. I hate to even go out to the car and the old johnson sure don't want to come out in some cold ass car for SW service.