Oh that would be awesome.
[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2979000]You want to swap? You can be Nick the Ex, its not bad, you can play the kids against her.[/QUOTE]Mommy can't come today sweety. She has to smoke her crack. She made her choice and it wasn't you this year.
You Chris would be the head douche bag
[QUOTE=Chris5;2978021]Unfortunately I have been in this douche bag city for nearly two long year's. Orlando is without a doubt the worst city I have ever stepped foot in. The mongers here are mostly all pathetic pussy ass overpaying captain save a hos, the ladies here at the worst as well, most lie about everything they say and they charge ridiculous high prices. If it were not for the angels on my Paradise Trail, I seriously don't know what I would do. Paradise Trail has been a life saver to me, some of the most beautiful women in central Florida. This Orlando forum is full of LOSERS who don't know the difference between their asshole and their dick! Mongers on this board make me ashamed to admit to other mongers where I actually live! The provider's mostly are FAT and discusting. Provider's like Paige, Monica Murno and that ass clown Dahlia are the worst of the worst! The best actual escort is the retired Savanna. I will continue to call all you motherfuckers out and I will definitely continue to only speak the truth.[/QUOTE]You are a pathetic leech preying on the sad unfortunate desparate women walking the hell trail. Why do you hate women so much or is it just the strong willed women who refuse to play your sick game. Why don't you crawl back into the sewer from whence you came? You're not good enough for a real woman so you abuse the defenseless on the trail. No believes your nonsense here, it's the ravings of an asylum escapee. I pity the poor women that have to put up with a parasite such as you. You should consider going into therapy.
Ok I'll take a swing at this one
[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2979054]So, I see in the near future Adults Classifieds will be a pay per site. It's mind boggling, for the last year plus Chris5 and Swags have teamed up to slander and attack the girls who advertise on that site, why in the world would they start paying for the abuse.[/QUOTE]Because if you look at Backpage advertiser reviews there are a lot of negatives there yet they manage to do about 4. 5 million a month.
There is no such thing as bad publicity, when Chris turns his microscope on somebody it's got to mean they had bad chemistry, that alone would compel me to see her.
A2.
Once again, Swags has to tell us how she is doing.
[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2979125]Found you a safe spot on the trail huh? It won't be long you'll be fingerprinting some passenger side doors.[/QUOTE]Classic case of low self esteem.
Did anyone even ask the dipshit? NO. But, she answers herself.
Low self esteem for Miss Triple Chin Piggy.
Man did this one make you look dumb
Everybody knows Oliver Oil has been a respectable well known member long before I was even a thought on here.
You really bit the bait on this one you dumb fuck. Haaaaaaa you really are dumber than we all thought.
Open mouth insert your foot instead of the pipe this time.
Xoxo.
Paige
[QUOTE=Chris5;2979084]Wow, Yet another Paige alias!! Paige is such a sack of shit! Multiple handles to try and defend her FAT ass! Pathetic! I am well known and highly respected on Paradise Trail. My girls on Paradise absolutely love me to death. I get model like college chicks for 20 buck's and a dollar mc chicken sandwich from McDonald's. I am simply put, a MONGERING GENIUS!! You guy's and girls and severely jealous and envious on my God given talent with the ladies. AGAIN, the ladies on Paradise Trail absolutely love me! I get told all the time how well I treat my girls on Paradise. One even invited me to her sister's upcoming wedding! Unfortunately I declined the invitation, I don't mix business with pleasure. Now if I need my dick, balls, asshole or toes sucked, She will be the first Paradise Trail girl I call.
Bye Paige![/QUOTE].
Black Bishop ridiculous review of FAT Paige and her Shower needing side kick Monica M
This asswipe wrote a no doubt fake review of Paige and Monica today that was so over the top, it had FAKE written all over it! How much did FAT Paige and shower needing Monica PAY you for this review? Did they offer you a free future session? Did they offer you a deeply discounted session asshole? You even mentioned what you wore to this so called dream date with these two TRICKS! What monger says what he's wearing to a dream? You're busted asshole! You have been caught and exposed for this fake Paige and Monica review! No doubt they BOTH will immediately reply to your posts and say how all was great and blah blah blah! You're a fucking LIAR and Paige is so desperate that she begs girl and guys to post FAKE reviews. Who the fuck in their right mind would PAY to fuck these two nasty chicks? Monica Murno looks to be in desperate NEED of a shower AND a DOUCHE!! She looks like she needs to DOUCHE her nasty smelly pussy in between every fucking client.
You just don't grasp do you
Your rediculous attempts to discredit members and call providers the most outlandish shit. We don't give two shits what a broke aas fuck boy has to say.
We all know Paige is not fat, she was a bot thicker but I can tell you she has loSt about 30 lbs in the last 8 months but she has never been fat. Monicas hygiene was impeccable, super clean and soft. These girls have been around here longer than you have get constant stellar reviews. You're pissed that you can't afford them and even if you could they still wouldn't see you. You're like a 5 year old lashing out and being mad about not getting what you want and can't have. It's like you stomp your foot pick up your little Tonka trucks off floor and yell I'm taking my toys and goING home.
I don't take advantage of women like you, I pay them generously with Franklina and respect. Something you wouldn't know a damn thing about. BTW if they are both broke and no business how the fuck could pay me? You're ramblings contradict themselves on the regular cheesedick.
I can't have a pissing match with someone who has a vagina so I'll end this here. Fuck boy.
That khaki wearing bad ass. BBH.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2979216]This asswipe wrote a no doubt fake review of Paige and Monica today that was so over the top, it had FAKE written all over it! How much did FAT Paige and shower needing Monica PAY you for this review? Did they offer you a free future session? Did they offer you a deeply discounted session asshole? You even mentioned what you wore to this so called dream date with these two TRICKS! What monger says what he's wearing to a dream? You're busted asshole! You have been caught and exposed for this fake Paige and Monica review! No doubt they BOTH will immediately reply to your posts and say how all was great and blah blah blah! You're a fucking LIAR and Paige is so desperate that she begs girl and guys to post FAKE reviews. Who the fuck in their right mind would PAY to fuck these two nasty chicks? Monica Murno looks to be in desperate NEED of a shower AND a DOUCHE!! She looks like she needs to DOUCHE her nasty smelly pussy in between every fucking client.[/QUOTE]
Once again please check the facts
This man has never wrote a review on me. We had dinner one time. He's an awesome nice person but never dreamed togethe so hence no reviews. I will not argue with you but I will be quick to point out every misconception you throw with facts that prove you wron and all the inconsistencies in your posts. I won't sling mud, I don't like making others feel bad about themselves but I damn sure like to prove people wrong.
Remember that commercial with the egg "this is your brain"? Then the egg gets cracked into the hot frying pan "this is your brain on drugs" as it sizzles and fries. Find that on you tube next time you are looking for worthless stuff to post. It could be beneficial.
XOXO.
The sweetstuff.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2979201]Is affiliated with with the cum swallowing Paige, He seems to be a loyal Paige ass kisser! No doubt Paige gives him big discounts for his over the top reviews of her. You are a foolish weak so called monger. You represent everything that is WRONG with this DOUCHE BAG city.
Bastard![/QUOTE]
Chrissypoo, you're trying too hard.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2979216]This asswipe wrote a no doubt fake review of Paige and Monica today that was so over the top, it had FAKE written all over it! How much did FAT Paige and shower needing Monica PAY you for this review? Did they offer you a free future session? Did they offer you a deeply discounted session asshole? You even mentioned what you wore to this so called dream date with these two TRICKS! What monger says what he's wearing to a dream? You're busted asshole! You have been caught and exposed for this fake Paige and Monica review! No doubt they BOTH will immediately reply to your posts and say how all was great and blah blah blah! You're a fucking LIAR and Paige is so desperate that she begs girl and guys to post FAKE reviews. Who the fuck in their right mind would PAY to fuck these two nasty chicks? Monica Murno looks to be in desperate NEED of a shower AND a DOUCHE!! She looks like she needs to DOUCHE her nasty smelly pussy in between every fucking client.[/QUOTE]You are trying too hard and it shows in your posts. You are coming across as the illiterate dummy that you are.
Slow down.
Think. Put your thoughts together and then post.
Your posts sound as if they are coming from a chick on her period.
Chrissypoo is wrong as usual.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2979201]Is affiliated with with the cum swallowing Paige, He seems to be a loyal Paige ass kisser! No doubt Paige gives him big discounts for his over the top reviews of her. You are a foolish weak so called monger. You represent everything that is WRONG with this DOUCHE BAG city.
Bastard![/QUOTE]Nice try dummy.
Like I have said previously, you write like a chick on her period. Way too much emotion.
Pussy.
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What would you call a woman masquerading as a monger that promotes, books and photos?
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2979086]What would you call a woman masquerading as a monger that promotes, books and photographs (very badly) other woman for monetary gain?
Swags.[/QUOTE]I don't speak Swaglish, so help me decipher this rant. I'm really Paige? And whom do I promote, book and photograph for money? I can't believe you didn't figure out that I'm really Elvis.
Remember, she is on drugs.
[QUOTE=OliverOil;2979628]I don't speak Swaglish, so help me decipher this rant. I'm really Paige? And whom do I promote, book and photograph for money? I can't believe you didn't figure out that I'm really Elvis.[/QUOTE]Remember, you are dealing with someone that spends most of their waking moments drugged up, incoherent and at the trough feeding.
Wow Sissy, you know so much about me.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2979179]Vino you still continue to lie your old FAT bald ugly ass off! This is NOT about me asshole! This is about YOU, and what you did to Sways on her one and only date with you. I've known Swags a long time now and the one thing Swags is NOT, is a liar! Swags hates your guts for good reason and so do I! You did some disgusting horrible things in that nightmare of a dream! It's a wonder why you're old, FAT and broke AND are all alone living in your small shitty house! You have ZERO life! Which is why you live all alone old man, you have tried more than one to be a captain save a ho, and move in these chicks hoping to change them, in exchange you demanded free pussy for room and board and they all told you to go fuck OFF and moved out of your shitty apartment!! MONGERING is not for you vino! You're weak, old and a sick twisted fuck! Be a MAN!! Apologize to Savanna for your horribly abusive dream and seek some fucking mental illness counseling you sick son of a beitch!!
[blue]Wait, I gotta jump in here. If you're giving somebody a place to stay and feeding them then they are paying you with pussy, it's not free.
Just saying,
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]That in the same post, you have me living in a house and an apartment. Which one is it? As usual, you know nothing and contradict yourself in the same paragraph!
