Massage Parlor Reports

In the last year, I can't remember having a good experience after they have been open 45-60 days.

It seems they bait with excellent and complete service to get the word out. Then they start to pull back so they don't get busted.

5 or 10 years ago, you got great service until the municipality shut them down.

Tried the new Thia Place on Sunset. Same experience as the other post, but less roaming allowed.

Remember the group from IL, had a shop on HWY100 south of layton and another in SoMilw. Always a great time with FS.

Sometimes even younger girls working, not the 50 plus babes they offer today.

What places still rock out a great HJ? Any? Lake Geneva was good, but closed.

BTW. Not seeing ads for Big Red, is she still popping up on craigslist?

Days Fun OUT.

Hoping for some new places. Soon.

Have been with them all, and also don't forget, Mom from Port Washington. Ginger is the hottest by far, but only will go as far as give HJ. But she has real big boobs. Karen saw her a month ago. I have been with her many times have done everything you can imagine with her in the past, wanted me, no insisted to me me to self seve myself. Couldn't talk her out of it. Rachel is now making her massages totally legitimate because of a new found love who will watch from the other side of the door to be sure. And red, well saw her Monday, same old Red. Loves to receive more than get. Was wierd her husband was upstairs while I was with her wife in the basement. 10 min massage, tit BJ. Then I massaged her for 10 and she jumped my dick big time. It was ok.

[QUOTE=JvMan;2408711]Have been with them all, and also don't forget, Mom from Port Washington. Ginger is the hottest by far, but only will go as far as give HJ. But she has real big boobs. Karen saw her a month ago. I have been with her many times have done everything you can imagine with her in the past, wanted me, no insisted to me me to self seve myself. Couldn't talk her out of it. Rachel is now making her massages totally legitimate because of a new found love who will watch from the other side of the door to be sure. And red, well saw her Monday, same old Red. Loves to receive more than get. Was wierd her husband was upstairs while I was with her wife in the basement. 10 min massage, tit BJ. Then I massaged her for 10 and she jumped my dick big time. It was ok.[/QUOTE]Big Red, what is she, 45 now? Is that tribe of teenagers out of the house? If there's a husband creeping around, I'd rather not. Thanks for the update on Rachel. Take her off the list, take Krazy Karen off the list. Ginger had too much attitude when I called and said she had a roommate. I don't need desperate college girls. The Sexy Mom, just a bit too worn out for me. There are still two good places on Hwy 100. Just a rub and tug that's it. You will need to go to Kenosha, and. Illinois or Madison for FS.

Oh man, Big Red, really? So did you enjoy rubbing her down? She should be paying you.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2408435]How stupid does she thing people are?[/QUOTE]Was that rhetorical, Lefty? I mean, you are the undisputed King round these parts and leave us all in awe, but lets be real. I guess "stupid" isn't the word I'd use, but we're all a little crazy. For the LIFE of me I can't understand why guys go to AMPs to get a HE from a a 40,50, 60 year old grandmother with saggy tits and a gut. Dude, that's just CRAZY.

It's MUCH more sane for me to go cruise the South Loop for 3 or 4 hours, burning gas, putting wear and tear on my car, hoping I don't pass the same cop to many times so he gets curious about me, hoping someone that is at least a 4 on the SW scale pops out, hoping I don't get outscooped, hoping it's not a sting, hoping she doesn't rip me off or set me up for a ripoff, hoping she has enough skill that I don't get leather dick, hoping a cop doesn't roll by my parked at car at that point. Yep, THERE'S a much more rational approach.

Quit laughing BP guys. You're chasing the unicorn too. Hoping that the pics are marginally close to the real thing, hoping there's no big upsell, hoping you're not ripped off or set up for a ripoff, hoping you're not rushed, hoping it's not a sting, yadda yadda yadda.

I love ya, Lefty, but maybe they don't think we're stupid, maybe they think we're CRAZY enough to keep chasing the unicorn.

(This is all semi-tongue in cheek, AMP, SW, BP. Rock on guys and play safe as you can!

[QUOTE=Stallis;2408858]Was that rhetorical, Lefty? I mean, you are the undisputed King round these parts and leave us all in awe, but lets be real. I guess "stupid" isn't the word I'd use, but we're all a little crazy. For the LIFE of me I can't understand why guys go to AMPs to get a HE from a a 40,50, 60 year old grandmother with saggy tits and a gut. Dude, that's just CRAZY.

It's MUCH more sane for me to go cruise the South Loop for 3 or 4 hours, burning gas, putting wear and tear on my car, hoping I don't pass the same cop to many times so he gets curious about me, hoping someone that is at least a 4 on the SW scale pops out, hoping I don't get outscooped, hoping it's not a sting, hoping she doesn't rip me off or set me up for a ripoff, hoping she has enough skill that I don't get leather dick, hoping a cop doesn't roll by my parked at car at that point. Yep, THERE'S a much more rational approach.

Quit laughing BP guys. You're chasing the unicorn too. Hoping that the pics are marginally close to the real thing, hoping there's no big upsell, hoping you're not ripped off or set up for a ripoff, hoping you're not rushed, hoping it's not a sting, yadda yadda yadda.

I love ya, Lefty, but maybe they don't think we're stupid, maybe they think we're CRAZY enough to keep chasing the unicorn.

(This is all semi-tongue in cheek, AMP, SW, BP. Rock on guys and play safe as you can![/QUOTE]We are all nuts. So are the providers. They are looking for a unicorn too unless they are a hopeless addict. Had breakfast with a former provider from Backpage. She was telling me she moved in with 3 clients hoping a relationship would develop.

This year I've done well scoring with nothing less than an 7/10. Stupid. Guilty as charged. Fucked Red in the ass, got head in a smell noisy nail salon, gotten bad URIs from coughing ugly SWs. Sore throats from eating snot nosed escorts. Barebacked the wrong women and ended up in a clinic. Fucked my share of women who were 20 years and 50 lbs heavier than their pics. Got HEs from more Chinese grannies than I can remember. Plenty of scabbed up SWs on crack. Sat in a folding metal chair in a freezing cold MT office getting head from a 200 lb dunce. Attended sicko wheel parties in the back of used car dealerships on S. 27th.

Had some good times --nailing Tegan in the jungle house, nailed an anorexic who was an all Big Ten athlete who I picked up at a psych clinic. Seduced a beautiful Latina artist well know in the community.

Weird times too. The cripple girl in West Allis, the old woman down the street that is only 4-9 and 80 lbs. A 68 lb 4-7 Korean AMP girl. A couple of first cousins. The famous Mikki at the Hawaii Spa in MI. Teamed up with a lesbian to meet swingers.

Worst moments -- taking a hot looking skinny SW to my room and it was a dude. Drive off from an MP and its busted 2 hours later. Driving to a MP, and its busted 2 hours earlier. Had husbands watching from the basement. Found out months later. Fly 800 miles to go to my favorite Korean spa, get a super hot girl and she only does massage now. Drive down and meet Emily at a no-tel on 27th and she will only give me a HJ and makes me wear a condom, making me pay 120. Held hostage. A psycho CMT hides my clothes, makes me get on all fours and tries to put anal beads up my ass, door open and her kids are in the house. Plenty of late night calls "hey baby I'm in jail yada yada".

I have no business calling anyone stupid.

Wife was gone. I got horny one night reading some of these MP reviews. So the little head won and I went over to the AMP on E Capitol Dr in Shorewood. As in my pre reviews I got decent massabut no action. Self help. Then they point to sign on wall, something about Nothing Sexual. Blah blah. Well I went there late, like 45 min before closing. MamaSan was there. Usually she is sitting behind desk. I didn't have her before. She says "first time" ?? I say No NO this is like my 4th or 5th time. I said You are always behind desk. She laughed. I stripped and standing naked when she came in and checked on me and says OK go facedown. I didn't cover. Then she comes back. Gives decent massage. I got some touching on legs and butt, she kinda moved back when I did that. On the flip, I said you are doing a good job, and pointed to the little guy, who grew up with her touch. She just giggled. She continued on front and chest and I pointed to her to help out and she said no. You do. You want Oil?? I say no, you do and motion to stroke it. She says No and points to the Nothing sexual Sign. I tried again ad signaled the money sign with my fingers and show 4 fingers and she said Massage good? I said Yes she said give tip for good massage. I said more for her to HE, she said no. She said you mad, I said Disappointed and frowned. Still no luck. She says time up. I gave her. 6 for massage and. 2 for tip. I said Bye, no more from me. Oh well as they say, three strikes and you're out.

Side note. I saw some talk about Rachel. I remember some reviews, esp from a guy who was being threatened by her bf or hubby. Then she stopped and came back as Touch for you and then started lately as 3 doves.

[QUOTE=Guzica1;2409394]Wife was gone. I got horny one night reading some of these MP reviews. So the little head won and I went over to the AMP on E Capitol Dr in Shorewood. As in my pre reviews I got decent massabut no action. Self help. Then they point to sign on wall, something about Nothing Sexual. Blah blah. Well I went there late, like 45 min before closing. MamaSan was there. Usually she is sitting behind desk. I didn't have her before. She says "first time" ?? I say No NO this is like my 4th or 5th time. I said You are always behind desk. She laughed. I stripped and standing naked when she came in and checked on me and says OK go facedown. I didn't cover. Then she comes back. Gives decent massage. I got some touching on legs and butt, she kinda moved back when I did that. On the flip, I said you are doing a good job, and pointed to the little guy, who grew up with her touch. She just giggled. She continued on front and chest and I pointed to her to help out and she said no. You do. You want Oil?? I say no, you do and motion to stroke it. She says No and points to the Nothing sexual Sign. I tried again ad signaled the money sign with my fingers and show 4 fingers and she said Massage good? I said Yes she said give tip for good massage. I said more for her to HE, she said no. She said you mad, I said Disappointed and frowned. Still no luck. She says time up. I gave her. 6 for massage and. 2 for tip. I said Bye, no more from me. Oh well as they say, three strikes and you're out.

Side note. I saw some talk about Rachel. I remember some reviews, esp from a guy who was being threatened by her bf or hubby. Then she stopped and came back as Touch for you and then started lately as 3 doves.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking one for the team at Shorewood. They also are affiliated with the one behind Kopps in Brookfield. I've gotten a topless release from Rose but she is pushing 60. How all these lame places stay in business I will never know. Maybe front for money laundering. [URL]http://www.wowasis.com/travelblog/?p=2684[/URL] Yea that sign on the wall is in every spa all over. One time I was boning one from behind and then reading the sign out loud to my provider. We both had a good laugh.

Been a long time reader of the forum which has been valuable to me, an occassional dabbler, and I know you guys hate those who don't contribute. Sorry, just very paranoid and nervous about the SO. Anyway, feeling brave and had to share this. My first post.

Had a dream a couple weeks ago about the new AMP in a strip mall near 27th and Layton. In it, the masseuse was probably in her late 40's, a little frumpy but not too bad, and had such a smile that seemed very real and very pleasant. Anyway, I took the 1/2 hour massage w / table shower for. 70. I believe the MT name was One (like the number, but I couldn't be sure as her English was a little broken). Shower was first, and I knew I was in for a good time when she "accidentally" got too close to my buddy who's idea it was to come here in the first place. She smiled, and then grabbed him with two fingers and said "Is Ok?" I said, "most definitely. " She proceeded to start what seemed like the HE early right there in the table shower, and then asked me "You want now or w / massage?" I said "with massage". She finished the table shower (which also showed a fair amount of attention to the back door), and proceeded to dry me off and put a robe on me. She once again said pointing to my buddy "You sure is ok? And I once again said "definitely. " She then giggled like a silly girl and gave the front half of Mr. Happy two quick pump squeezes.

When I get into the massage room, I usually like to push the boys down so they can be seen from between my legs by the MT, and hopefully get some attention before the flip. There was no such concern this time, and given her previous giggle and two pumps there was no way I was going to be able push it down without injuring myself. Anyway, I requested no oil and just a light touch. She proceeded with a very soft and sensual massage and even made it part way through the back door a fair amount of the time. I told her how good everything felt, and sounded like an absolute condescending moron by constantly saying "very nice. ".

Roaming was definitely allowed. Her boobs were fairly big, but so were her nipples (which I'm not a big fan of), but that didn't matter. She let me grab and suck them which I did for a bit, but I was greedy at this point and more interested in the treasure that lurked down below and under that tight spandex. I was allowed to do pretty much what I wanted, just not under the pants. So I grabbed and squeezed the back, and tried my best rubbing to see if I could make it so Miss Kitty couldn't resist showing herself. Unfortunately not the case, but she let me rub it well on the outside so much that I could slightly lift the underwear through the spandex and got at least one layer closer to the side of her bottom kisser. Anyway, I let her know when I was ready, and a HJ was the best that could be attained. She did however have and extremely light touch and it was thoroughly enjoyable.

She proceeded to clean me up when all was said and done, and I don't have a lot of $ to give so I was only able to tip her the standard 40, but I would have gladly given a bigger tip if I was able. By my standards she gave excellent service, was a sweetheart the whole time, lots of smiles, girl giggles, and no tip haggling. This is a dream I would gladly relive again. Always interested in exploring new ground when possible, but I've been burned twice with DIY, and see that a lot of guys on here have been too lately (seems most of that is north of Milwaukee). Anyway, comfort is almost as big an issue with me as service, so I think I'll definitely have this dream again.

Been discussed and tried several times. This place is legit. ASA the owner & her mom run a clean ship as Brookfield LEO stays on top of them. Cindy / Jenny. Good legit cheap massages. Nothing more.

[QUOTE=Jax1234;2407620]So I recently took a trip to RO down towards the edge of brookfeild and stopped in to see Cindy. Not sure if this is the same Cindy that I have read good things about or not I decided to take a gamble. The price for the massage alone was 44 an hour which was not terrible given the ladies skill set. However I was saddened when Cindy seem to refuse any extras even with the promise of a tip. However I did leave relaxed and less tense then before so I tipped her a few extra dollars and then went my way. Not sure if this place is legit because of how much I see them on here and on BP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VerticalDive;2411614]Been a long time reader of the forum which has been valuable to me, an occassional dabbler, and I know you guys hate those who don't contribute. Sorry, just very paranoid and nervous about the SO. Anyway, feeling brave and had to share this. My first post.

Had a dream a couple weeks ago about the new AMP in a strip mall near 27th and Layton. [/QUOTE]Wonderful first post. Welcome to the board.

I went there today and saw a girl named Amy. She didn't speak much English, but really knew whar she was doing. Very friendly and didn't mind roaming. I took the half hour for 40 and left her 40 as a tip. She brought me water and dressed me. I will be back.

Finally stopped in at NM on 100. They have the throw away paper linens. Kind of nice, you know they do not put out clean towels every time. Got a very nice massage by a very thin lady. Nice slow two handed release. I will return.

Was hurting from working. Decided to treat myself to a massage. Was at target. Looked across the parking lot saw best. Walked in not busy. Older woman greeted me. Really openly friendly. I opted for an hour with a table shower.

6 for the massage. 1. For an hour plus a table shower. The table shower was the best I ever had. Very sensual and a extreme amount of intentional touching. Opted to wait till the massage. Dried me off. Lots of hugs. Nice rack I would guess a see. Massage was awesome. Mutual touching did not seem to be a problem. She climbed on the table straddling me on my back and the flip. She's very open to intimacy. She grabbed the little man said ok. Did not ask for tip. Under clothes ok. Huge nipples. She's very into pleasing you. Helped me clean up. Dressed me. Hugged me. Kissed me. Never asked about tip. Gave her the normal. . 4 happy will return. Was there 1. 5 hours. Young good looker in the hall as I left. Hugged me. Lots of money yes but I was very happy. I am 60.

[QUOTE=TonyAndolleni;2411742]Been discussed and tried several times. This place is legit. ASA the owner & her mom run a clean ship as Brookfield LEO stays on top of them. Cindy / Jenny. Good legit cheap massages. Nothing more.[/QUOTE]Rubmaps shows that RO is closed. Really, there have been recent reports. Looks like someone went to Milwaukee's Best on Mayfair but the report was incomplete and looks fake- TGTBT.

[QUOTE=Slither;2414039]Was hurting from working. Decided to treat myself to a massage. Was at target. Looked across the parking lot saw best. Walked in not busy. Older woman greeted me. Really openly friendly. I opted for an hour with a table shower.

6 for the massage. 1. For an hour plus a table shower. The table shower was the best I ever had. Very sensual and a extreme amount of intentional touching. Opted to wait till the massage. Dried me off. Lots of hugs. Nice rack I would guess a see. Massage was awesome. Mutual touching did not seem to be a problem. She climbed on the table straddling me on my back and the flip. She's very open to intimacy. She grabbed the little man said ok. Did not ask for tip. Under clothes ok. Huge nipples. She's very into pleasing you. Helped me clean up. Dressed me. Hugged me. Kissed me. Never asked about tip. Gave her the normal. . 4 happy will return. Was there 1. 5 hours. Young good looker in the hall as I left. Hugged me. Lots of money yes but I was very happy. I am 60.[/QUOTE]Sounds great, is this on Mayfair road in Tosa?