Massage Parlor Reports

I went recently to the new VIP Massage on US-192 (in front of Sam's Club). I did not get the name of my therapist, but she was a short, Korean spinner.

She had very soft hands and a good sense of humor (rare in AMPs). I left relaxed and happy.

Pros:
Price: .85
Parking: Can park in back or in Sam's lot
Looks: 8/10

Cons:
Rooms: the walls in the rooms are not fully enclosed, so you can hear people walking and talking. If you want to ask your therapist something private, you have to whisper (or let your fingers do the talking).

I would repeat.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Why not ask your good buddy Lilly?[/QUOTE]

If I wanted to hear an ass I would have just farted.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]If I wanted to hear an ass I would have just farted.[/QUOTE]
Why come on here and ask a question for which you should be able to easily obtain the answer? You professed publicly (as well as privately) that you have a close relationship with Lilly, why not just ask her?

[QUOTE=Sir Loin]I don't know if it's just me.

but if you go to the "Sensual Massage Picture Gallery" on that page, I swear I see Salma Hayek ("Vivian") and Catherine Zeta-Jones ("Angel"). How lame can people get? stealing celeb pics? wth? Especially the Catherine Zeta-Jones one, there's no doubt about it, it is her pic.

I'll pass.[/QUOTE]The woman on the home page is East Indian pornstat Priya Rai.

[QUOTE=Sir Loin]I don't know if it's just me...

but if you go to the "Sensual Massage Picture Gallery" on that page, I swear I see Salma Hayek ("Vivian") and Catherine Zeta-Jones ("Angel"). How lame can people get? stealing celeb pics? wth? Especially the Catherine Zeta-Jones one, there's no doubt about it, it is her pic....


I'll pass.[/QUOTE]
Not only you. This is the worst site ever. It's sort of a stupid promotional page done with no specific goal, ... etc.

[QUOTE=Musica329]Went to Asahi on altamonte for the first time today. I paid for the 30 minute massage. I thought someone mentioned that they had TS there. Well I asked and was told no also I saw a girl named Penny and left unhappy. The massage was ok as soon as she came in she draped me and started right away, walked on my back a little and I was waiting for the flip instead she never asked and left the room so fast that I didn't even get a chance to ask. Not sure if I spooked her and she thought I was LE or what. I've heard good things about the place so what gives? Do you have to be there a few time and wait till they are comfortable with you? Anyone else have similar experience? [/QUOTE]They do have a TS, but there was some construction going on last time I was there (over a month ago). It could be that it was out of order, or maybe you don't get a TS with a 30 minute session (just a guess).

That said, I don't know why you didn't get a happy ending. Maybe you did spook her, because I've never gone without one there. Nothing special there, so I wouldn't recommend a return visit in search of something better. You may get a HE, but big deal.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Why come on here and ask a question for which you should be able to easily obtain the answer? You professed publicly (as well as privately) that you have a close relationship with Lilly, why not just ask her?[/QUOTE]

Ahhh yes, as always, twisting turning and showing why the only Talent you actually have is to run your mouth and contribute nothing but stories about how wealthy you are and how you have women hanging all over you ten at a time, yet here you are.

If I were going to ask Lilly anything I suppose I could ask her if she's still pissed about this worthless fool named ET who gave her advice that cost her a small fortune, while pretending he was going to financially back her.

For the record, I know you are a fake. Shut your mouth when it comes to what I post. I'm looking for information. Not fiction.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Ahhh yes, as always, twisting turning and showing why the only Talent you actually have is to run your mouth and contribute nothing but stories about how wealthy you are and how you have women hanging all over you ten at a time, yet here you are.

If I were going to ask Lilly anything I suppose I could ask her if she's still pissed about this worthless fool named ET who gave her advice that cost her a small fortune, while pretending he was going to financially back her.

For the record, I know you are a fake. Shut your mouth when it comes to what I post. I'm looking for information. Not fiction.[/QUOTE]
I suppose I could just ignore you. But, when you start spreading baseless lies, then I need to say something.

What advice did I give Lilly pray tell. And, where in the hell did you get the idea that I was going to financially back her? Definitely not from her. You are just making this up as you go along.

You are the one who came on here several times and said how well you know her. Sounds like that relationship has soured and now you are looking for guys here to do some spying for you. Ask her yourself what happened to her location in Fern Park.

Stop trying to bring us into your drama.

As for being a fake -- a fake what? You are losing it.

Spent an hr. with Hannah today. Korean chick who is newish to Asahi but worked in Honolulu. The "Regular's" menu was available. Her medium massage was competent. I can confirm that TS is available. Didn't notice any signs of construction.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]They do have a TS, but there was some construction going on last time I was there (over a month ago). It could be that it was out of order, or maybe you don't get a TS with a 30 minute session (just a guess).

That said, I don't know why you didn't get a happy ending. Maybe you did spook her, because I've never gone without one there. Nothing special there, so I wouldn't recommend a return visit in search of something better. You may get a HE, but big deal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]I suppose I could just ignore you. But, when you start spreading baseless lies, then I need to say something.

What advice did I give Lilly pray tell. And, where in the hell did you get the idea that I was going to financially back her? Definitely not from her. You are just making this up as you go along.

You are the one who came on here several times and said how well you know her. Sounds like that relationship has soured and now you are looking for guys here to do some spying for you. Ask her yourself what happened to her location in Fern Park.

Stop trying to bring us into your drama.

As for being a fake -- a fake what? You are losing it.[/QUOTE]

Nope, more lies from ET. Look Eric, you can lie about what you did to Lilly, lie about all the girls you sleep with each day, lie about me posting all over the board about how close I was to someone who I only went to for a rub & tug, lie about how you don't want sex you just want a massaage but you hang out at a sex website that talks about where to get sex, and post under multiple names but at the end of the day you are just a joke to everyone here.

If you didn't know the answer then keep your big nose out of it and let the grown ups talk. Nobody expects you to contribute any real advice. Crawl back under your bridge you homeless troll.

motherfuckers shut the fuck up?

Especially you, ET. Not a week goes by that you don't get into some pissing contest with someone on here.

[QUOTE=Rooster8802]motherfuckers shut the fuck up?[/QUOTE]

LOL, glad to. Sorry board. I was looking for what should be a simple answer and got sucked into this shit.

Back on track. If anyone can answer my question then that would be great. If not, then good luck hunting and I'll gladly help you when I can.

It has been quite some time since I last posted due to some personal and financial issues. Now that I have gotten them all straightened out I can finally get back into the game. I have been reading about all the raids and moves from my side of town all the over to the other side of Orlando barely making it worth my drive. I managed to read the great reviews about OHT and it is right around the corner. I went and gave it a try and have to say that I am pleased. I think I finally managed to get some time with the famed Mae and, boy, am I glad about that. She was a little wary at first because it was my first time. I told her that I was a regular at Asahi and that I was displeased with their current offerings. I got a REALLY good massage, I mean REALLY good; to tell you the truth better than some of the LMT's I've gone to. There was no negotiating or anything on the flip; it was almost as if it was part of the massage. It was great and I will be heading back soon; it's good to be back!

Paid a visit too an oldy standby in i.t. Papasan happy too see me since its been a while. Had a new girl (so she said and I have never seen) named Angie. Average looks and physique. Massage was easily an 8. I expressed my interest in exploring what Korea has too offer. She thought it was a good idea and presented me with a topographical map too run my hands over. Her gentle, slow and soft approach too making me happy was a pleasent suprise and a non-negotiated part of the service. Nothing mechanical about it at all. Opted for t.s. after service too remove oil and it was attentive and thorough. .8 .4 will repeat.

Has anyone had any recent experience at Lotus? I plan on going back to see my favorite, Jayden, but I would love to have up to date info on her.

If you prefer to PM me with current info, please do so. I do miss my lovely Jayden (Mmmm Good!).

Be safe.