Massage Parlor Reports

There's yet another lady working at the new place in Mooresville named Lilly.

Late 30's early 40's. Looks = 6 (attractive enough, slim firm body with nice B's) , TS = 6 (standard) , massage = 7 (better than some, but not the best) , HE = 7. 5 (better than most, but have had better)

Lilly has limited English skills like the others was very attentive and even enjoys teasing you with her lips with kisses and pecks in unsuspecting locations. She implied there was more to fun available in the future.

[QUOTE=WildnCrazyBill; 1339730]It must have been a very busy day at the King Thursday. I was there late and may have been the last of the day. I did not find it to live up to the hype.

The table shower: I grade table showers either "did not meet" or "met expectations". Sure she played around a little but nothing unexpected, this met expectations.

The sauna: Exceeded expectations, I really liked this, no mildew. Second best ever outside a gym. No steam though.

The table: Did not meet expectations, no face well, that's a deal breaker for me, I spose it's possible the girl could be good enough for me to put that aside, it's never happened before though and not this time either.

The girl: I'm not sure about the standards of some of you guys. She is certainly not a "hot mess", she's a mildly cute overweight girl, no more than a 5 on a scale and more like a 4. The makeup was too heavy, bad skin (face, I think, may be wrong) and she needs to lose at least 20 pounds. Did not meet expectations although admittedly there was a little hype to overcome going in. Pleasant but there's a certain mercenary quality to her pleasantness. It's okay to want to make money but there's a point it's not okay, she doesn't cross that line but she gets a little close.

Massage: Did. Not. Meet. Expectations. From a strictly therapeutic point of view this was worse than a waste of time, this girl could actually injure someone. She does not know what's she's doing.

Finale: Lets pretend there's a known scale used. 0 would be the bums rush, no handshake goodbye or a handshake with no roaming around. 1 would be a hs with with roaming, encouraged is a 1+.2 would be the next step in a progression. 3 one more step, ending in the Number 4, the Morrison Special, only happened once with me. You can figure what's alluded to? The Finale hit a 3 on the scale, but leaning towards a 3. Mainly cause I'm not that enthralled with big breasts on fat girls I guess.

I would not recommend her. I would not suggest to avoid either.

Damage 80+40+gas.[/QUOTE]Nice report brother. My experience was even worse than yours. On my way to try my luck with an indie therapist. Will post on King and indie therapist after I get back.

Based on the reviews, I decided to give King's Spa a shot. After seeing Sherlock Holmes yesterday (great movie) , I called King's and asked if the girl of the moment, Summer was available. I was told to stop by in thirty minutes. I showed up and paid 80 bucks for the hour. Was given the table shower by Sue, a short pudgy lady with a nice disposition. She said that she'd seen me before and asked when the last time I was there. I lied and told her that I'd been there in October. Then I said that my friend Billy had recommended Summer. The table shower was okay, I'd have much better, but Sue was pleasant. At the end I was dried off a bit and ushered to the sauna to sit for about five minutes.

When the door opened Summer was there and as mentioned she has a remarkable chest. She was smiling and very huggy (I know that isn't a world, but that's how she was). We went to the room where she told me to lie down on the table. She dimmed the lights and I was thinking this is going to be great. Then she starts the tease and asks how much I had on me. I said I had. 40 on me. She said to bring more next time. Then she tells me to flip. We hadn't been in the room more than three minutes and she wanted to start the HE!

Guys I've been going to AMP'S since 1984 in South Korea. I've mongered in Atlanta and Philly with Philly being the best place for guys like us. I've had HE and FS in some. One thing I do like is the massage leading up to HE or FS.

I told Summer that I would like to have a massage before the happy ending. She told me that I'd already had a massage. I told her no that was a shower. She was kind of startled, but consented to the massage. The massage was good, but not at the level of Rainbow's glory days. At the conclusion she tells me to get dressed, the session is over. I asked her if that was it. She copped an attitude and said that she tried to be nice to me, but I wasn't nice to her. I told her I wanted a massage before the happy ending. She wouldn't listen. I am always courteous when I visit AMP's.

I work two jobs and have reserve duty once a month, so there are times when I feel like I've carried 40 times against the 1970's Pittsburgh Steel Curtain. I like a good massage before the tease, flip and HE.

All I asked this ***** to do was her job. That's all I ask of my soldiers.

After Summer stormed out of the room, Sue came in and I told her that I'd been going to spas for nearly 30 years and the service and attitude displayed by Summer was unacceptable. Sue apologized and thanked me for telling her. She said that previous customers had been happy with Summer. I told Sue that there are other AMPs that have better service and attitudes toward customers.

I've read the posts on service and tips in Charlotte and all I can say is hold the line on tipping. If anyone has been to Atlanta or Philly, they'd know what I was talking about with great service. She said to come back again and the charge would be. 60 for the hour. I said that I would take her up on it, but I will not. Time, distance, and gas (I live in South Charlotte) make this a waste of time and money.

The ratings. TS a 6. Massage a 6. Looks a 8. Attitude a 0. Of course for everyone YMMV. I don't recommend this place and will not return. If you must go. Don't let that ***** rush you out of there like shit through a goose (Dean Wormer's line from Animal House).

The positive side to this is I found an indie therapist, who is much better than the AMP's for a fraction of the cost. My session with her was 180 degrees opposite of my time spent with Summer. I will post about her in the indie therapist section. I might be done with AMP's.

Have a Happy and Safe Holidays Guys.

Sgt. Steel.

Oh yeah. I give Sherlock Holmes 5 stars.

Stopped by Papaya on Sunday, round 3:30 or so. Parking lot was busy as both churches seem to be letting out. It took awhile for mammasan to let me in. And of course it was the mamma from Midori, she recgonized me right away. After a 7-10min wait, I was just about to walk out and find somebody, in walks Nikki. Not bad looking, no TS offered, which was ok I was thinking I would get it after. She starts a light rub with good teasing. I was kind of hoping for a massage but oh well. Five minutes later, she tells me to flip. I decided to just get it over with at this point and slid my hand up her skirt and rub her flower. Standard nego. Occur, lots of upselling, settled on my standard. After all that neither one of us was very happy. Good roaming allowed, decent to good HJ. Fake tits that look nice, smoothly shaved kitty. When it was all over asked for my shower, she said no but that she would bring me a warm wash cloth. I was there for the 30 min I paid for but felt like 15min of it was spent on waiting. Maybe I was expecting to much or went in with a chip on my shoulder, Def a YMMV. But I will not repeat.

Haven't done this in a while, but a rundown of a few recent adventures and staffing updates. SM can PM for details.

Been awhile since I had a useful report so after seeing a couple reviews I decided to try King Spa, got Summer. 1 hr session broke my own rule abotu negotaiation (I tried but she was tough) so I ended up paying a little more than I usually would (.8 door fee $ tip) i would have stuck with my normal .4 but from the reports I thought FS might be on the table (no pun intended) A little hgih priced for my tastes but I think it was probably right along normal AMP rates? But anyway massage itself was great so didn't mind too much, extras are available. Summer looked kind of frumpy when I got there, I didn't think she would have a nice body, but I think that was because the dress she had on didn't fit well, she looks much better with her clothes off (well let me correct she never got naked but her dress turned into a belt) SM and regulars I know cam PM for more info.

BTW while I had a decent time I will not return, main reason was Summer makes it feel too business like, for example her negotiations and then when you done negotiating she will not do anything until you get up off the table dig through your pants and pay her ahead of time, then she has to go out of the room to put the money somewhere and then she comes aback and does the deed, not my style, just do it and take your tip after, stopping in the middle just ruins the mood,

CG

Was the $ for full service or did she get $ for standard HE?

[QUOTE=ConcordGuy; 1341286]Been awhile since I had a useful report so after seeing a couple reviews I decided to try King Spa, got Summer. 1 hr session broke my own rule abotu negotaiation (I tried but she was tough) so I ended up paying a little more than I usually would (.8 door fee $ tip) I would have stuck with my normal. 4 but from the reports I thought FS might be on the table (no pun intended) A little hgih priced for my tastes but I think it was probably right along normal AMP rates? But anyway massage itself was great so didn't mind too much, extras are available. Summer looked kind of frumpy when I got there, I didn't think she would have a nice body, but I think that was because the dress she had on didn't fit well, she looks much better with her clothes off (well let me correct she never got naked but her dress turned into a belt) SM and regulars I know cam PM for more info.

BTW while I had a decent time I will not return, main reason was Summer makes it feel too business like, for example her negotiations and then when you done negotiating she will not do anything until you get up off the table dig through your pants and pay her ahead of time, then she has to go out of the room to put the money somewhere and then she comes aback and does the deed, not my style, just do it and take your tip after, stopping in the middle just ruins the mood,

CG[/QUOTE]

I was hoping to be the first to report on Lilly. She is very sweet and affectionate. As mentioned before she will give little kisses every so often. I will say that technically it isn't a great massage but there is a certain charming clumsyness to it. For example her placement of the hand she is not using and how close she tries to position herself. Kind of fun like your gilffriend in High School might have acted. Will repeat sometime with her but would like to try someone else there next. BTW the table shower is clean but looks like a place that they would "hose down" crazy people in a mental hospital. Sorta creepy I thought. Paid. 7 +.3

[QUOTE=Pwils122; 1290214]Don't remember seeing a review of this place on here so here goes one. Think I know why there is no review. Why would you go there when others so close. As a first timer I was told I could only get 30 mins which was 0. 6. In hindsight they did me a favor. Started with a backrub an after about 2 minutes the upsell started. Minumim was another 0. 6 for topless. Nude was $. Rest of the menu was explained to me and I will explain to SMs who PM if they are interested.

Won't be back![/QUOTE]Sorry that I did not find your report before going to Stacey's yesterday. You are 100% correct. I got the same treatment from Taylor. However, she did not explain the entire menu. It was more like she wanted to figure out how much money she could get as fast as she could. Who did you see? Do they offer CBJ or FS? I would appreciate any mongers comments.

Cute girl (a 7) with a great attitude and enthusiastic finish all with no up sell or pre pay or negotiations in advance.

A breath of fresh air in these troubling times.

CBJ.

Peace,

CG.

[QUOTE=Rbw88;1341373]Was the $ for full service or did she get $ for standard HE?[/QUOTE]

My second time going to AMP in ft mill and this time I actually had a good time. Not great, but good time. Pm for more info.

In a hurry the last week and RB had a 20 minute wait, I should have waited. Decided to roll down to Woodlawn, bad decision. Bad tables, strong odor, and jock itch and the service was poor. I started not to give her a tip but decided to give her a 5 spot just to see her reaction. Attendant looks 5/10, attitude-3, service-3. Finish-1.

I've had fun in there before but it has gone down hill.

I recently went to this place. I saw "Jenny" and wish I hadn't. Decent TS, crappy "massage," then the bum's rush to get me finished and out. Negotiated tip of 0. 6 for CBJ. My god, it was the worst I've ever had! If you go, only pay for 30 min, but my advice would be to avoid them or at least try one of the other girls there.

I'll put them on the stay away list, along with Midori.

[QUOTE=Smoky R Wood; 1344016]I recently went to this place. I saw "Jenny" and wish I hadn't. Decent TS, crappy "massage," then the bum's rush to get me finished and out. Negotiated tip of 0. 6 for CBJ. My god, it was the worst I've ever had! If you go, only pay for 30 min, but my advice would be to avoid them or at least try one of the other girls there.

I'll put them on the stay away list, along with Midori.[/QUOTE]I have to agree. Also isn't the mamasan from Midori? I think they are owned by the same person / people.