The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Camera3;2446537]I really should go back and read the massive amount of reviews written by you guys praising the talents of Brandii. This is the doe-eyed cutie that gave pretty good head and had all you guys fooled into thinking that was the definition of GFE. How many put her on your favorite three list? Geeze, the notes praising her and how much you guys would miss her when she announced her retirement was a bit overboard, IMHO.

Well, it appears it is now time for you guys to step up to the plate and prove something. It appears Brandii wants to buy a car and wants all her good friends on here to donate to the cause.

As a reminder, you guys blasted me when I called her "average" but a "good value" in an honest review, in contradiction to all the reviews saying she was the Holy Grail. She even called me out on it. I have seen her a few times because service was consistent and reasonable. Some of you guys fell in love with her. No issue, it is just a fact. Fall for whoever you want to.

And, yes, I have bought her lunch.

Well, I, for one, will donate to her car fund. How about you? Who else will step up? That would be Johah1, Chris5, ImChillz, Criedieki, Pditty007, maybe others. And, Cris5, since you listed her at least seven times on your favorite 3 list you should open your cheap ass wallet the most for her.

I have written to her offering my assistance. It will be interesting to see how far this goes.

C3.[/QUOTE]Nice girl.

Tired hard. Talent level>Meh. A one and done. She texted me a couple times.

I responded with a "let me know when your ready to open up your menu and I'll be back". Belch. Have not went back.

[QUOTE=DsmMedia1;2446585]Your favorite is Brandii, that basically sums it up for most on the board. She is sweet, don't get me wrong but when an SP says she can DT and can't then quick bragging about (oh, I promise, I can handle it this time, and I'm average size) I really didn't expect it though for 20 or 40 bucks depending if she needed rent, but both times I figured I'd at least finish after 30 minutes. She couldn't even do that. Yes, Dahlia is my current ATF but she's a SP, and don't confuse cumming with love. She gets better reviews than your little girl but then again real mongers go see her or the others or at least try. Why don't you check out the guys who review her and some of the other SPs over 40 bucks. I also don't review every fucking time like you did with Brandi because I'm allowed to see other good SPs. Degrees? Seriously, that's what you got out of it from the post. Now people are laughing more at that. You made a funny. Good boy, Congrats, they're laughing at you now. What happened to I'm only seeing under 30 thin hot chicks? Guess beggars can be choosers. Your comment about you getting more views is the exact problem people have for you. It's about you and shit, and how many people comment on you, not about what you do for the board. My point was also how much you were going to post today, you did exactly what all expect. You're the Easiest bait in the world. Go respond, you can't help it. For me, I've already stepped on the ant and won't continue this or look back.

The out.[/QUOTE]I once again offer my advice and yet again my hand is slapped away. I am done giving you advice douche bag. You're on your own.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]I gave a lot of thought on how I would word this response to Paige and also C3. Very good discussion. I am not a fan at all of Paige and especially C3 but when someone writes a post and they are correct then I must give credit. Paige is absolutely correct in her post! I absolutely ADORE Brandi! But there is nothing FREE in this world. C3 is fair game for taking a jab at me because I have bragged about her a lot and listed her a lot as my ATF which is true. How fucking ever! LOL! My wallet is tight and I admit I'm a cheap bastard! I will not donate to any cause where I am not at minimum getting my dick sucked! Sorry Brandi. Still love you but if you want to do an actual date then I'm ready when you are.

I am not a nice guy. C3 is a nice man! That's why all the girls love him. Nothing wrong with that. Why don't you just buy her the whole damm car C3? YOU can afford it. LOL! Men who donate to causes like this will never be truly respected by any SP! So donate all you want. In this case my fucking wallet stays closed!

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more!
Let a monger ask a provider to donate money to him and see how that turns out.

Full disclosure.

I don't know Brandii. I've not had the chance to experience the pleasure of her company. I've not experienced Brittney's company, either.

Curiously, both of these ladies have ads up today asking hobbyists for a little help with their respective projects. One request, though very sweetly written, is basically asking for a donation without any sort of services rendered for whatever reason. The other is an offer to put in some work in exchange for a little assistance.

To build off of Paige's point. I think I can guess which approach will be more successful?

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2446650]I once again offer my advice and yet again my hand is slapped away. I am done giving you advice douche bag. You're on your own.[/QUOTE]Dude, I think your mother must have dropped you on your head when you were a baby! Maybe even SEVERAL times.

I will admit that you are very often the first to offer your advice to others, but what you seem to have a real hard time understanding, even though you've been told this many times, in may ways, is that no one wants your advice, nor do they care about ANYTHING that comes out of your cocksucker!

So, my advice to you is to take your OWN advice and STFU, because no one on here cares about anything YOU have to say.

And just to be clear, I bad-talked Savanna in my original post only to bait YOU, douche bag, because you were SO in love with her. I think most others understood that, but it just flew right over your head. Yes, Chris5, you are SO smart!

I have spent time with Savanna before, and I too like Savanna. So I publicly apologize to Savanna for the way I used her in my original post, but I think she already realized my intent, because she has been suspiciously pretty much silent on the whole situation. Guess she's much too busy laughing at YOU, Chris5, to respond!

So douche bag, take your own advice and STFU, because no one cares what you have to say!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2446907]Dude, I think your mother must have dropped you on your head when you were a baby! Maybe even SEVERAL times.

I will admit that you are very often the first to offer your advice to others, but what you seem to have a real hard time understanding, even though you've been told this many times, in may ways, is that no one wants your advice, nor do they care about ANYTHING that comes out of your cocksucker!

So, my advice to you is to take your OWN advice and STFU, because no one on here cares about anything YOU have to say.

And just to be clear, I bad-talked Savanna in my original post only to bait YOU, douche bag, because you were SO in love with her. I think most others understood that, but it just flew right over your head. Yes, Chris5, you are SO smart!

I have spent time with Savanna before, and I too like Savanna. So I publicly apologize to Savanna for the way I used her in my original post, but I think she already realized my intent, because she has been suspiciously pretty much silent on the whole situation. Guess she's much too busy laughing at YOU, Chris5, to respond!

So douche bag, take your own advice and STFU, because no one cares what you have to say![/QUOTE]So let me get this straight yang, You intentionally TRY and attack me but you by ACCIDENT bad talked Savanna? Not only did you bad talk her, you by your post and pictures really tried to embarrass and humiliate her dude! All to attack ME? Are you as dumb as your fucking name dude? You then go on to say you and Savannah have spent time together before and I too like Savanna and you have dreamed with Savannah and blah blah blah! You publicly try and apologize to her but still continue to down her. If you want to attack me that's fine dude! You better get in fucking line dude! I have a very long line of mother fuckers that don't like me! I could care less BUT for you to treat Savanna your friend that way is insane and you really should be ashamed of yourself! That post was horrible the way you portrayed her dude! I'm sure you and your other buddies on here all had a big laugh! At ME of course! LOL! With friends like you asshole Savannah sure does not need any fucking enemies!

Just saying.

You made an complete ass of yourself yang!!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2447052]So let me get this straight <clip>

Just saying.
You made an complete ass of yourself yang!![/QUOTE]I take back what I said earlier. I no longer think your mother dropped you on your head. I think she threw your douche bag ass down a whole flight of stairs, and your head hit every step on the way down. Even your mother knew you were a royal douche bag way back then.

Get a grip. What is your major malfunction, douche bag? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's ass, and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

STFU already, douche bag! No one cares what you have to say.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2446537]I really should go back and read the massive amount of reviews written by you guys praising the talents of Brandii. This is the doe-eyed cutie that gave pretty good head and had all you guys fooled into thinking that was the definition of GFE. How many put her on your favorite three list? Geeze, the notes praising her and how much you guys would miss her when she announced her retirement was a bit overboard, IMHO.

Well, it appears it is now time for you guys to step up to the plate and prove something. It appears Brandii wants to buy a car and wants all her good friends on here to donate to the cause.

As a reminder, you guys blasted me when I called her "average" but a "good value" in an honest review, in contradiction to all the reviews saying she was the Holy Grail. She even called me out on it. I have seen her a few times because service was consistent and reasonable. Some of you guys fell in love with her. No issue, it is just a fact. Fall for whoever you want to.

And, yes, I have bought her lunch.

Well, I, for one, will donate to her car fund. How about you? Who else will step up? That would be Johah1, Chris5, ImChillz, Criedieki, Pditty007, maybe others. And, Cris5, since you listed her at least seven times on your favorite 3 list you should open your cheap ass wallet the most for her.

I have written to her offering my assistance. It will be interesting to see how far this goes.

C3.[/QUOTE]My new 2015 Camro needs to be paided off, any donations will help I Provide GFE FULL SERVICE LOL.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2446529]As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]I just bought a new 2015 camro I still owe 26,000 who can help me? I Provide GFE SERVICES Full service pretty anything you want Expect BBFS I could use all the help!! I m not asking for any hand out.

A favorite button on this thing?

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I fucking told you about this when you reported the fucking post. Notice this post is in blue, it's not me the friendly grouchy monger, this is me the admin and I fucking told you to not drag me into this stupidity.

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Usually ends up bad. If some of you want to contribute to Brandi's car fund, then do it. Just understand between both of you that you do not expect anything in return or expect to be paid back. Whatever any of you do, do not think that it's an advance on future dreams, even if it's for only getting more time, or more services, etc.

There's an old saying that is very true: you never, ever want an SP to owe you anything. More than likely, you will never get what you are owed and you will never see the SP again. She will avoid you like the plague. My. 02.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2447117]I just bought a new 2015 camro I still owe 26,000 who can help me? I Provide GFE SERVICES Full service pretty anything you want Expect BBFS I could use all the help!! I m not asking for any hand out.[/QUOTE]I need another surgery on my hand to remove a tumor that is effecting my main nerve, not sure if it's malignant or benign until they are actually in there. My out of pocket expense of $2500 isn't met yet so I must pay 10% of the surgeons bill plus 10% to the surgery center. Just Sayin'.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

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I fucking told you about this when you reported the fucking post. Notice this post is in blue, it's not me the friendly grouchy monger, this is me the admin and I fucking told you to not drag me into this stupidity.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Were you mumbling something here in the Rat Trap again, Chrissy?

You should go post in the Escort Classified Ads section where you belong, douche bag, with all the other little girls!

Looks like somebody went crying to daddy to please stop the car, and got spanked for being such a little girl!

If you can't take the heat, you don't belong in the Rat Trap, douche bag!

Going to start referring to you as Sissy Chrissy!