Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SlappinBellies;1965809]She might not be a beauty in your eyes but she's an outstanding phuck and she got an ass to hold onto for days.[/QUOTE]You are correct and I don't think anyone who experienced Joon would disagree with you about being a great phuck and having a nice ass. All I was saying is that HB specifically asked for a provider with "looks" of an 8 or better. And in my opinion (as I have previously mentioned), I don't think she's an 8 or better (in the looks department). However, she's definitely worth a try because she excels in all of the other areas (A & S).

Long absence. Back now. Ready to roll. Had an "off" experience with Lauren from Secret, last night, due to pain medications I'the taken prior to venturing. Not her fault, especially at 3 am I'll post about it in the Secret / formerly Swan / formerly Pink thread. Said she used to work at VIP, but left (I'm speculating) because there were too many girls working. Anyone have 411 on her? Thai, blonde highlights, about 5'5, two navel piercings, clean shaven. Gorgeous girl, soft in the right places (to me). Juicy bottom. Most importantly, great personality and awesome conversationalist. Want to see her again to make up for the sour notes, if I can work up the courage. Taking drowsy pain meds = epic fail on my part. Sigh.

OK, I've seen Paula a couple of times in the last 2 weeks or so and I haven 't reported on either one! Not because I'm lazy (tho I am), but I just not a skilled enough writer to describe how incredibly sensuous and subtle sex can be with a woman like Paula! It was like playing the blues. You start off real low and slow, then gradually build and build til you're in a near frenzy! Then you drop it way down, and softly and slowly start all over again. You keep this cycle going until you think you might lose your mind. Of course, each cycle is completely different than the one before, and more intense. When we finally came together it was beyond words! After I caught my breath, and the aftershocks subsided, I told Paula - "I'll never fuck again!" She had my cock in her hand and she said, "you 're still hard". I told her, "You can use it if you like." She climbed on and rode me til I was done!

After we showered, I was getting dressed, I told her- "I don't think I can write about this. What could I say- 'She gave me a massage then we had sex? She smiled and said- " really fucking hot sex! It was true, but I was surprised because she is so classy and such a lady that she usually doesn't talk like that. This lady is truly a sophisticated courtesan (and a total freak! )

[QUOTE=WraithOfGod;1966704]Long absence. Back now. Ready to roll. Had an "off" experience with Lauren from Secret, last night, due to pain medications I'the taken prior to venturing. Not her fault, especially at 3 am I'll post about it in the Secret / formerly Swan / formerly Pink thread. Said she used to work at VIP, but left (I'm speculating) because there were too many girls working. Anyone have 411 on her? Thai, blonde highlights, about 5'5, two navel piercings, clean shaven. Gorgeous girl, soft in the right places (to me). Juicy bottom. Most importantly, great personality and awesome conversationalist. Want to see her again to make up for the sour notes, if I can work up the courage. Taking drowsy pain meds = epic fail on my part. Sigh.[/QUOTE]I was wondering what happened to you; welcome back.

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;1966857]...but I was surprised because she is so classy and such a lady that she usually doesn't talk like that. This lady is truly a sophisticated courtesan (and a total freak! )[/QUOTE]After the "pop" during my last session with her, we had a good talk. She is a very interesting person to have a conversation with. I agree, she's a lot more than just a sex provider.

[QUOTE=AtTrouble;1963855]Anyone ever hit up 109 at 1750 Kalakaua? I've been seeing some ads posted lately, but haven't found a review of any of the girls, or heard anyone mention the club. The girls look smokin.

One sample backpage ad: [URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/eva-is-hot-viet-amy-miki-her-body-her-vise-extra-t-t-23/4483444[/URL].[/QUOTE]The pics look tempting, but we all know that they are probably fake. Anyone been there yet?

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;1966857]OK, I've seen Paula a couple of times in the last 2 weeks or so and I haven 't reported on either one! Not because I'm lazy (tho I am), but I just not a skilled enough writer to describe how incredibly sensuous and subtle sex can be with a woman like Paula! It was like playing the blues. You start off real low and slow, then gradually build and build til you're in a near frenzy! Then you drop it way down, and softly and slowly start all over again. You keep this cycle going until you think you might lose your mind. Of course, each cycle is completely different than the one before, and more intense. When we finally came together it was beyond words! After I caught my breath, and the aftershocks subsided, I told Paula - "I'll never fuck again!" She had my cock in her hand and she said, "you 're still hard". I told her, "You can use it if you like." She climbed on and rode me til I was done!

After we showered, I was getting dressed, I told her- "I don't think I can write about this. What could I say- 'She gave me a massage then we had sex? She smiled and said- " really fucking hot sex! It was true, but I was surprised because she is so classy and such a lady that she usually doesn't talk like that. This lady is truly a sophisticated courtesan (and a total freak! )[/QUOTE]My sentiments exactly. As a musician and blues lover, I'the have to say that your analogy is spot on. After sessions with Paula, I've wanted to wax poetically about her, but the lack of blood to the brain has always left me at a loss for words. She is defiantly one of a kind.

[QUOTE=Goser;1967489]The pics look tempting, but we all know that they are probably fake. Anyone been there yet?[/QUOTE]Came close to taking one for the team the other night, but a pic check showed that, yep, their pics are fake, stolen from JV Girls. This place used to be Angel Relaxation. Never patronized that spot and I can't speak to "new management" issues, but I save my money for "sure things," so to speak.

[QUOTE=HMobius;1966951]I was wondering what happened to you; welcome back.[/QUOTE]Thanks, bro! I cut back on mongering after getting caught in a couple of LE "busts" earlier this year. Same protocol; just checked IDs and asked if the girls were being coerced. Happened really close together, though, so I chillaxed for a bit. First at Hula Girl, then at Swan / Secret. I know they do regular checks, but hadn't been caught in something like that in a while. Cops were obviously suspicious when seeing me twice in two weeks. Currently updating my old "White Pages of Pleasure" map to include all of the current places and providers. Just have to get my technique back. That session with Laura was a mess from the get. Go.

So today I went to the ward area to have lunch with my coworkers. Afterwards we left and as I was in the car I saw a hottie walk up the makai stairs at the ward plex, the Secret side. From the side she looked Haole, around 5'5, 120. Long, straight dark brown or black hair, wearing blue jeans and a long sleeve brown top (not a hundred percent sure her shirt was brown). This was at about 12:30 pm today. The fact that she's Haole should narrow it down a lot? Not trying to be all creepy here, but I just would like to try her, she looked very attractive. Thanks in advance for any info.

[QUOTE=SecretAgent;1967893]So today I went to the ward area to have lunch with my coworkers. Afterwards we left and as I was in the car I saw a hottie walk up the makai stairs at the ward plex, the Secret side. From the side she looked Haole, around 5'5, 120. Long, straight dark brown or black hair, wearing blue jeans and a long sleeve brown top (not a hundred percent sure her shirt was brown). This was at about 12:30 pm today. The fact that she's Haole should narrow it down a lot? Not trying to be all creepy here, but I just would like to try her, she looked very attractive. Thanks in advance for any info.[/QUOTE]Sounds like vanilla of Tokyo spa.

[QUOTE=SecretAgent;1967893]So today I went to the ward area to have lunch with my coworkers. Afterwards we left and as I was in the car I saw a hottie walk up the makai stairs at the ward plex, the Secret side. From the side she looked Haole, around 5'5, 120. Long, straight dark brown or black hair, wearing blue jeans and a long sleeve brown top (not a hundred percent sure her shirt was brown). This was at about 12:30 pm today. The fact that she's Haole should narrow it down a lot? Not trying to be all creepy here, but I just would like to try her, she looked very attractive. Thanks in advance for any info.[/QUOTE]Could be bunny. Not sure if she still works at secrets or someplace else.

[QUOTE=Yahtzee;1967895]Sounds like vanilla of Tokyo spa.[/QUOTE]That was my first thought, but she wasn't going up the Tokyo spa stairs. She was going up to the 3 plex.

[QUOTE=Goser;1967489]The pics look tempting, but we all know that they are probably fake. Anyone been there yet?[/QUOTE]Sorry guys. The pics are fake. But Mike for me was a good trooper. She took instruction well. L /7.5, A /9, S /8.

Alright, back at this. I revised the "White Pages of Pleasure" map to account for the latest parlor openings and closings, along with the most current lineups to which I'm privy. Rather than post a giant list, I've included provider names in the info sections of each place on the map. The text gets cut off, so you might have scroll or click the bubble. Obviously, I don't know the name of every working girl, so feel free to PM me corrections and your own info. I'll update this each week, so we have a communal baseline from which to operate (and so newbies don't get lost). Here's the map: [URL]http://goo.gl/maps/X5U2q[/URL].

Is Sister Massage still a thing? What about Siam Thai, about which I keep hearing conflicting reports of HE, even FS, experiences? Pearl City Relaxation? Don't venture to any of those places, so my firsthand knowledge is nil.

Finally, I added some bars and strip clubs. I'll add their lineups as I experience them (or as people tell me or the board). That said, the map remains primarily an AMPer guide. Bars change names and locations more often than AMPs, it seems, and I'm certainly not going to track down every KBG. Imagine the hit my wallet would take.

By the way, what do you call a sand castle built in the shape of an AMP? An &! Grammatical humor FTW.