Harmony Spa Sucks- and not in a good way.
[QUOTE=Okimura; 1229149]Went to spa on bristol and red hill. Not the one in the red building, but next to lumbar yard. Legit massage. Masseuse started talking to me about her nephews college. Just wanted her to stfu and be done with it so I can leave.
Few weeks later, went to this establishment near brookhurst / chapman. All I can say is oh yea by the way these masseuses were dressed, you'll definitely know if its legit or not before you pay. Went in, no one was at the front desk. Saw a stack of documents they made customers sign. Said some BS like "I agree that this massage is strictly professional and not for sexual services". Hmm okay. Was starting to have doubts, then this cute asian chick wearing a a dress that barely covered her booty came out led me my room. Didn't have me sign anything. Guess its only for customers that are suspicious looking. Was met by another girl wearing skimpy clothes. Cute, her name is Lily. Asked me who I wanted, her or the one who led me the room. Uhhh. Damn both are fine told her I didn't care. She ended up giving me the massage. Started on my back. 2 minutes into she makes a motion with a finger indicating something more. Eff it, I was down. Being the noob that I was, asked her if she would get naked. Duh! Asked how much. Said $.40, told her I only brought a benjamin. She said okay. Took it, came back, undressed herself, started with a CBJ. Wasn't sure what else I could do. Told her to do 69, started having fun with her pussy. She told me I could get on top. Yup you guys can guess what goes on next. No mouth to mouth action however. Total dmg 40 for hhr and $ for FS. Now I know where I'm going after work for some FUN.[/QUOTE]Went to Harmony Spa in Garden Grove today after reading O's review. Maybe he meant another place? My Lily was lame! I got there about 1:45. Older man filling in at the front desk. Clipboard with sign in sheets, but neither me nor the gentleman immediately after me were asked to sign in. (probably blatant tax evasion) I asked for an hour, ($60) because I really enjoy the massage from the asian girls. Well, not at this place. When I got to the room the girl, Lily (30 something and a bit chunky asian) asked if I just would like to start with a 1/2 hour instead, hint, hint! I said no, I like the massage. She disappears for over 10 minutes to get towels and comes back empty handed- complaining someone was in the bathroom. Whatever. Starts the massage and I put my hand under her Hello, kitty boyshorts. She asked me to rollover! So I rollover and she asked what I want- offers 140 for FS. (DEFINATELY not for this girl- no way!) I said no, just HE. She quotes 60 which is high but wouldn't come lower on the price and I'm naked so I figure at least I'll get a massage after the HE. Wrong! She was a bit rough, finished me off, went and got a towel then gave me about 10 minutes of a mediocre massage. She hears the guy in the next room leave and says our time must be up! I looked at my watch and it was 2:20, she hadn't come in from the extended bathroom run until 2:00. I tell her I want at least another 30 minutes and she gives me 5 minutes and says done! I sent her back to haggle with the manager upfront and she came back with $10. I told them I would post about my bad experience, so here it is. Only saw two girls and no skirts, just shorts.
Overall quite a disappointment. Wish I had gone to the 40 year old girls on orangethorpe / state college. For $100 total you get a great 60 minute massage, lots of teasing and a happy ending!
It sounds too good to be true!
[QUOTE=BayGuy7; 1232125]I had a long lunch break and stopped by that place, it was my first time there so I didn't know what to expect. As soon as I got in a V girl asked me if I wanted half an hour I said yes and smiled, I saw through the window a hot V girl and an ugly one I thought "I hope the ugly one keeps watching TV!" so I wasn't lucky once in the room the ugly one got in and started a lame massage, she kept watching the clock and asked several times if it was my first time, I tried to touch her but she kept walking around the bed, after 10 min and turned over I thought it was a waste of time so I just relaxed and tried to take a nap LOL, then she left the room for a minute and the hot V girl got in and asked if I was enjoying I said "it is ok".
She smiled and started touching me all over including jr. I did the same and grabbed her ass and got undressed! She has big big tits then she said it was slow and I was the first client and another hot V girl got in! She said it was my lucky day she undressed too and started a BBBJ I put fingers in both girls they were kissing each other.
I did not ask for FS but before leaving she said I can bang both for $.20, so, I ended up paying. 40 for thirty minutes and. 60 for the service, I guess they use the ugly girl to make sure is not LE.[/QUOTE]Your report sounds too good to be true, especially at VAmp. It's really rare to have bargain session at vamp's.
It's probably $.20 EACH for FS, not $.20 for both. Hey if I can have FS with 2 hot V girls for $.2 + door fee, I am there.
Park in the US and take a taxi
[QUOTE=Redon1; 1232555]The last time I went to Tijuana, there was a very long line to get back into the US. Sometimes it can be as much as 3-4 hours. Late at night (after 12) it is a lot shorter. I think there is a web site you can check the wait time. Also be careful about the guys that will offer to take you to the front of the line for $5. They take you there and then they tell you to cut into the line.
There are some interesting clubs and wall leaners there but the long drive and border wait time make it not worth the trouble for me.[/QUOTE]If you're far from the border and just intend to spend no more than an hour it might not me worth it at all. My trip to Tijuana is over an hour drive so I usually stay in Tijuana for at least 3 hours. Yes even crossing walking the lines during the day can be bad but not as bad as driving. I don't drive into Tijuana anymore unless I'm staying for the whole weekend or something. I just park my car in the US side, once I cross I take a yellow taxi or taxi libre to Adelitas. Once there most all of the action is in that square block. I just walk to the different places like Hong Kong, the cuaouguila (something like that) street where all the street action is at and when I'm done I take a taxi back to the border and walk the line. At night it has never been more than 30 minutes usually about 15.
