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[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Please carefully read SaintChuck's post. He does not say if he'll be wearing gloves as well!
LMFAO
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]Reading some of these reports has me scratching my head. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Guy's getting their temperature checked at the door, girls wearing masks, girls wearing face shields, girls wearing gloves while giving the HJ. WTF. If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Devlin;4827575]Please carefully read SaintChuck's post. He does not say if he'll be wearing gloves as well!
LMFAO[/QUOTE]Since it's in his garage they'll probably be gardening gloves, so they shouldn't feel too different from the hands of a normal 60+ lady grabbing your junk.
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[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]Reading some of these reports has me scratching my head. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Guy's getting their temperature checked at the door, girls wearing masks, girls wearing face shields, girls wearing gloves while giving the HJ. WTF. If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]LOL, Stopped by an AMP and the lady opened the door wearing a mask. That pretty much told me how the session would go. Told her I needed to get cash and bolted.
Both open. But busy.
[QUOTE=Jadedone;4828432]LOL, Stopped by an AMP and the lady opened the door wearing a mask. That pretty much told me how the session would go. Told her I needed to get cash and bolted.[/QUOTE]I will be the first to admit that I have some fetishes and have done some dirty stuff with some of these Chinese women. Never once have I thought, geez today it would be really nice to get a HJ from a Chinese woman in a Tyvek suit with a football helmet and fire retardant gloves. That just doesn't do it for me. LOL. Well, I am heading to Home Depot now to get the tools for the glory hole that I am putting in my garage door. LOL. SaintChuck.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4828540]I will be the first to admit that I have some fetishes and have done some dirty stuff with some of these Chinese women. Never once have I thought, geez today it would be really nice to get a HJ from a Chinese woman in a Tyvek suit with a football helmet and fire retardant gloves. That just doesn't do it for me. LOL. Well, I am heading to Home Depot now to get the tools for the glory hole that I am putting in my garage door. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Will you be peeking out of your mail slot, or are you fine with any of your neighbors?
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4774486][URL]https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/downers-grove-il-usa/6433751.html[/URL] I saw this ad and was wondering if anybody has had a session with Granny? Does Granny offer extras? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Daiva, she's Lithuanian. She's never any fun, and she isn't very nice. Her massage was just so-so.
In the same exact building is another massage therapist Lithuanian- also "legit", no HE ever on the menu. But she's 100% nicer and her massage is really good. Also, he basement is much nicer than Daiva's. Name is Lily, she used to advertise in the same places as Daiva, wearing a white lab coat kind of thing. Super nice older lady for a legit good massage.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4827221]Reading some of these reports has me scratching my head. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Guy's getting their temperature checked at the door, girls wearing masks, girls wearing face shields, girls wearing gloves while giving the HJ. WTF. If guys are this desperate to get a HJ, I might get in on this action. I will cut a glory hole in my garage door, you can come up and slide a 20 spot through the glory hole and then I'll jerk you off. LOL. What is this world coming to? SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Be careful what you say/offer on here. You may wake up one morning to a group of us degenerates standing in line outside your garage door.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4828540]I will be the first to admit that I have some fetishes and have done some dirty stuff with some of these Chinese women. Never once have I thought, geez today it would be really nice to get a HJ from a Chinese woman in a Tyvek suit with a football helmet and fire retardant gloves. That just doesn't do it for me. LOL. Well, I am heading to Home Depot now to get the tools for the glory hole that I am putting in my garage door. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Oh my God I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard.
[QUOTE=AvgJoe;4828984]Be careful what you say/offer on here. You may wake up one morning to a group of us degenerates standing in line outside your garage door.[/QUOTE]{screams through the garage door} Yeah, I am here for the glory hole!
[QUOTE=Satriani;4689620]Recent visit MMS was in bitchy mood I asked if she was doing massage and she said no just give me the money. Tall attractive mt comes in. Don't like their shower set up. After shower I told her I wanted to get negotiations out of way. Nothing breaks the mood more than to talk $ in the heat of the moment. Seems she liked that way better to. Everything else was standard.[/QUOTE]I asked the MMS if she wanted to massage me she said "nooooo". Has anyone had any success with the MMS at Ivy?
[QUOTE=ShyMonger69;4839043]I asked the MMS if she wanted to massage me she said "nooooo". Has anyone had any success with the MMS at Ivy?[/QUOTE]But the last one used to sneak in during the fun part of my massage and help out with a BBBJ, then slip back out when it was time for the finish. One time I asked for her for 30 min and just got the BBBJ to completion.
Based on the recommendations here, decided to stop by at Ivy. The stand-up spray-and-wash was different from other places. Sugar was my MT for the visit. She was really short, a nice bubbly personality. She provided a relaxing session working on all the right spots. Door fee and tip same as others have mentioned.
How many MTs does Ivy usually have? Do new ones rotate in often?
I stopped by there yesterday and mamasan greeted me at the door w the standard question of "Have you been here before" I of course answered "Yes back in March before you were shut down" She laughs and takes my temperature and puts me in the room. Wait 5 minutes and in comes Sugar. Short and very cute. I laid my donation of $80 down in hopes of at least a BBBJ. Nothing as I even gave her all the hints of wanting extras. No indication of even a HE. About 20 minutes into the massage Mamasan came in and even helped out w the massage. Very strange. After Sugar leaves I pick up my donation and get out of there. Never going back there unless you mongers tell me what did I do to not get any service extras. I was talkative throughout the massage to ease any LE concerns. Your thoughts?
[QUOTE=MakingItHappen;4856077]I stopped by there yesterday and mamasan greeted me at the door w the standard question of "Have you been here before" I of course answered "Yes back in March before you were shut down" She laughs and takes my temperature and puts me in the room. Wait 5 minutes and in comes Sugar. Short and very cute. I laid my donation of $80 down in hopes of at least a BBBJ. Nothing as I even gave her all the hints of wanting extras. No indication of even a HE. About 20 minutes into the massage Mamasan came in and even helped out w the massage. Very strange. After Sugar leaves I pick up my donation and get out of there. Never going back there unless you mongers tell me what did I do to not get any service extras. I was talkative throughout the massage to ease any LE concerns. Your thoughts?[/QUOTE]Not sure if mamas was still in the room massaging when Sugar left, or if the mamas had come into the room, helped a bit then left. Later, when sugar exited, you bolted. With that said, perhaps there is a fine line of talking to try and put them at ease, and a tipping point where your talk starts to make them nervous. Sometimes, too much discussion or too many hints for extras is a red flag to them you might be LE. I am not the ultimate authority as everyone situation is different, but I have found, the less you say the better. Perhaps a more subtle approach with some small talk, but nothing about extras. The occasional graze of their leg, ass occasionally. Talk extras when they ask" Anything else?" Even then, gestures are probably preferred because there is no chance of others hearing it through the walls etc. I'm sure this isn't your first rodeo, but I thought I would make a suggestion. I have been to Ivy a few times and sometimes the mamas is a bit quirky and has moments of paranoia that have very little to do with the monger at that moment.