Escort Reports

Chelsey - 602-626-3143.

100 qv 140 hh I did the hour for 180. She advertises 220 for an all including hour but believe me I got the all inclusive for the 180 rate.
FYI these were the rates when I saw her. As noted below she’s currently dropped that 220 all including rate to 150 h.

Summary: highly recommend sexy MILF who let me fist and cum in her pussy. God bless America.

I've been seeing her ads since I moved back here last year and those Smokey come fuck me eyes had me hypnotized. She's 35 and goddamn sexy. There are already plenty of comments or reviews elsewhere, I couldn't believe that there was only one mention of her here.

Texting she was responsive. I read her reviews already so I pretty much knew her menu was wide open. Again, I didn't ask about certain things like anal, or anything else that I don't specifically mention here or perform myself, so don't pm me asking me.

Usual motel 6 place in Tempe, messy room, who fucking cares. She's pretty slightly frantic but we smoke some weed chill and I get naked and she starts a BBBJ which is awesome and I nut in her mouth. Then I have her lay on her stomach and start a coconut oil (I never leave home without it) massage and work my way down to her b-hole and then start to lick her ass. She was a littl uncomfortable at first but then got into it. Then she lifted her ass up and I went to town o her pussy and she starts bucking like a bronco. She then asks me to put a finger in her pussy. Then another finger, then she asks for another until I am full on fisting her pussy. This was the last thing on up why bucket list of things I've never done, outside of banging 4 Thai hookers at once. It was so fucking hot I was fisting her pussy with one hand and rubbing her clit with the other and she's reaching back jerking my cock off. It's like a porno so fucking hot until she came so fucking hard and took my cock and stuck it right into her pussy raw and I banged her doggle like that till I released the kraken deep into her lifeless baby making machine. We were both whipped and gasping for air (turns out I was gasping cause I needed a triple bypass in a few weeks). Usual chatter cleaned up and left.

Great sexy time with a sexy ass women who probably is down for a lot more, she really pleases. Not sure if fisting is a usual for her, I didn't ask for it, she did but holy shit fuck yeah. Now the only issue as with all these girls is reliability's. I've not seen her since because she has not been very responsive. Text and don't hear from her, or I wasn't available when she text3 d me out of the blue, out of desperation I'm guessing. I see her ads all the time, and it looks like she's desperate as she dropped her 220 all including special down to 150 an hour, which probably means she's been on a bender. Can't confirm that, never discussed it other than weed we smoked, and her earlier ads specify she won't trade for drugs, she doesn't pnp etc so who knows, but when they start dropping rates dramatically for awhile somethings up and I'm sure it ain't to get her kids some new shoes.

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Mya Stars 602-649-2119.

Rates 60 hh. 100 h.

Summary: Gross, pics were highly deceptive as she was much fatter than her pics lead on and her pussy reaked of BO. And CBJ. Ugh. Everything covered and I didn't ask her about anything's else as I didn't want to go down or touch her pussy.

Must be back in October this one, or November but I was desperate cause I'd texted 50 chicks and she's the only one to respond and at 60 for hh, even with CBJ which she said, I didn't care cause I wanted to fuck not get a BJ so I said fuck it for 60. We'll get to her hotel on 43rd and 202 and was like oh fuck when she opened the door. She was grossly fat, like several flat tires hanging around her belly fat and not a pretty face with really jacked teeth that hung over her lips. Nice hotel room. She seemed slightly dopey like she ain't too bright. Laid down to get this over with, gave me a CBJ, whoopty doo, she didn't even take her nightgown off, thank god. Had her bend over and had her stick my dick in as I didn't want to touch her cooch. The smell of BO permeated the air. It's such a gross smell. I finished as quickly as possibly cleaned up and left. Waste of time and gross, but these are the things we do for a nut.

FYI She has all new pics in her ads I just saw. At least there's that, you can tell at least that she's hiding somethings the pics I saw I couldn't tell she was as big and ugly.

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Here is the only review I could find here of Chelsey when I first saw her ads on LC I came here and searched her name.

Fortunately he put her actual name in, thankfully. However the link he used now just goes to the full listings on LC, not her ad. So if I was reading this review for the first time, as I have done many a time here only to click on a dead link so I can never figure out who someone was talking about. Happens all too often here.

He mentions 2 things he did, BBBJ and CBJ, doesn't mention anything else, time, donation, just says she was worth it at the price. Ok dude, what fucking price? That literally is the entire reason this site exists and why you are writing this review, to share the data with fellow mongers of what you did and what you paid. I don't like having to ask a chick what she will and won't do. Some girls get scared off when you ask that shit. We shouldn't have to ask it if members actually write reviews here and lay out the pertinent data.

I don't know if dudes in this town just got tired or writing reviews, but I know you guys are banging more girls here than you're writing about.

Here's his review of Chelsey who I just reviews as well. And seriously no ill will toward this guy or any of you guys, I'm just having some fight busting balls and banging who oars.

"Chelsey in Mesa.

Long story short, she's a great time that knows what she's doing.

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I will definitely see her again but don't know when. I constantly struggle with going to see the younger providers as opposed to the more seasoned ones. I love the looks of the younger ones but always know that I will have a more pleasurable experience with an older provider.

In her defense it was very late or early depending on your view, just after 4 am when we met so she may typically make more of an effort with makeup or something to be more physically appealing.

Besides that I would highly recommend seeing her BBBJ and cfs were on the menu. I'd easily say she's in my all time top 3 of providers as far as service. At the price I would say go see her if you haven't seen her. She's great fun!!

Stay safe,

EW. ".

Angel 480-695-7993.

Rates Quoted QV 80 HHR 130 HR 180 2 HR 250 ALL NIGHT / DAY 400-500 CLUSTER FUCK HOURS / WEEKEND WSRRIOR BUNDLE! 1000.

Her rates are all over the place, just like this chick, so I'm sure you could negotiate pretty much anything if only this chick could ever follow thru.

Summary: this chick is a distaste both mentally and physically. She needs help. She shouldn't be doing this. And she's grossly overweight.

This chick has been an ongoing slightly amusing thing the last few weeks. One day I was driving around and trying to find a girl and she responds to my q if she was available I'm like great I'm far and I'll be there in 10. Then she goes radio silent I'm like ok fuck this head back east 15 min later she responds oh my phone was stolen LOL I'm fucking laughing at her so I turn around and again she does the same thing right away but I had already turned around because fuck her. Then like a day later she starts texting at me wildly how I fucking wasted her time bla bla bla I'm like sweetheart I don't know what the fuck you're smoking but you wasted my time but she's still losing her shit on me.

This chick is fucking bonkers, I'm getting a kick out of it. In the middle of all her losing her shit on me about how nobody ever shows up everybody fucks her over she starts telling me all her life's problems I'm like ok. This goes on like this for a few weeks every time I try to see her something like this happens. Oh and all her ads are saying how someone stole all her money, and she has to find a place to live and she will fuck you for a place to stay. Pass on that bargain. She also offers BBFS in her ads so.

Anyway the last time it happened I was determined to see it thru. It was like a game to me so we start in the afternoon she texts out of the blue that she had been asleep for 2 days and now was puking her guts up. Ok must have been good drugs. , she ghosts me for hours then appears again this goes on till I'm at her apt door at like 4 AM. She leaves the door unlocked I walk into to a disaster of an apt she's comical out of the bathroom and I see what a disaster she is. What the fuck is it with such young girls just totally letting go of themselves. Her pics are total deception, her belly looked like the Michelin man. She had zits all over her ass, probably from laying on it too much. She was out of it, loopy, depressed. She loves to tell how how miserable she is, how she was just gang raped that morning and has broken and shattered bones, etc she is just a pathological liar. Non stop about her misery Jesus fucking Christ. But I'm talking to her and keeping it genuine the entire time cause I can sense this girl is sad and needs help badly she is lost. I finally tell her to put something in her mouth as we're laying her bed and she rolls over for BBBJ. It was ok nothing special but she gets extra points for playing with the boys cause it got me to blow my wad into her robust cheeks and she swallowed it whole. Even commented how my sperm actually tasted good (must be my diet). Then on with the rubber and I attempted to fuck her but I don't know why couldn't get it in, but she was rubbing my balls while I was trying to put it in and I nutted.

One last thing, literally just before she put my dick in her mouth she stopped and said "please don't be mean to me" then engulfed me. Jesus fucking Christ, talk about a boner killer but my dick was confused as it went into her mouth next. She needs help and needs out of this life. Never seen someone this depressing in this hobby. But I had a job to do and I did it.

Oh, she was very very hospitable. Offered me plenty to drink and to even eat. She said all her regulars love that she likes to feed them. Just thought I would pass that on.

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[QUOTE=Razhkal;5195491]Found another diamond in the rough. Very bubbly, enthusiastic, and respectful. Only put the cover on when it's time to ride 😆.

Best $. 7 I've ever spent for hh. Wanted to keep her for myself but she needs help.

[URL]https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/arizona/phoenix/58512485/[/URL][/QUOTE]You CAN keep her for yourself.

Also, another example of a piss poor review. It doesn't have to be a long review but damn there's no name, no number, no pics, no details at all about the session or services other than cfs. But hey, she was bubbly. Thanks. And a link that in short time will be dead and useless.

I feel like I'm doing a Seinfeld bit. What is the deal with these prices?

Seriously though, what in the actual fuck is going on with the rates these chicks are charging here? Many of these girls are charging hourly rates for their half hour rate. I've seen girls ask for as much as $180 per half hour! I’ve seen girls charge an hourly rate for a cbj qv (see pics below). That is fucking absurd. And in the past it's just a marketing negotiation ploy however nope I've tried to negotiate with some of these girls and they lost their shit on me as if it was sooooo offensive to them to negotiate their ridiculous price. I'm seeing even the qv price going over $100, with one chick asking 150 for qv. The crack is finally getting to these chicks.

Who the fuck is paying these prices? I can't believe enough guys are paying that to warrant them charging it or having such an attitude over. These aren't high end escorts these are chicks working in dumpy motels, getting high, your typical backpage type girl. She's not advertising on Tryst. But they must be or these chicks would be dropping their prices quickly but they ain't.

I don't get it. It wasn't like this in Florida, and I did some banging on my way here in Louisiana and New Mexico, and chicks were the usual rates which should be the standard 60-80 qv 100 h and minimum 150-200 for the hour, depending on the quality of the chick, and I've seen as low as 140 for the hour, even 40 for qv in other states, but usually you get what you pay for at least in the looks department and I'm at that place yet I need to bang the equivalent of a fat hairy smelly junky street urchin for $40. But for $60 line up the pretty sexy little junky for me.

Added some pics of chicks who's quoted me 160 or more for a HH. One chick with a horse face and fake ass boltons asking 150 for qv. That's laughable but the state of men these days is laughable as well. Anyone paying these prices should be ashamed of themselves. Where are your balls?

Guys, stop treating women like they are the prize. They aren't. We are the prize. Don't ever forget that. Act accordingly.

[QUOTE=DrPotato;5196340]I feel like I'm doing a Seinfeld bit. What is the deal with these prices?

Seriously though, what in the actual fuck is going on with the rates these chicks are charging here? Many of these girls are charging hourly rates for their half hour rate. I've seen girls ask for as much as $180 per half hour! Ive seen girls charge an hourly rate for a cbj qv (see pics below). That is fucking absurd. And in the past it's just a marketing negotiation ploy however nope I've tried to negotiate with some of these girls and they lost their shit on me as if it was sooooo offensive to them to negotiate their ridiculous price. I'm seeing even the qv price going over $100, with one chick asking 150 for qv. The crack is finally getting to these chicks.

Who the fuck is paying these prices? I can't believe enough guys are paying that to warrant them charging it or having such an attitude over. These aren't high end escorts these are chicks working in dumpy motels, getting high, your typical backpage type girl. She's not advertising on Tryst. But they must be or these chicks would be dropping their prices quickly but they ain't.

I don't get it. It wasn't like this in Florida, and I did some banging on my way here in Louisiana and New Mexico, and chicks were the usual rates which should be the standard 60-80 qv 100 h and minimum 150-200 for the hour, depending on the quality of the chick, and I've seen as low as 140 for the hour, even 40 for qv in other states, but usually you get what you pay for at least in the looks department and I'm at that place yet I need to bang the equivalent of a fat hairy smelly junky street urchin for $40. But for $60 line up the pretty sexy little junky for me.

Added some pics of chicks who's quoted me 160 or more for a HH. One chick with a horse face and fake ass boltons asking 150 for qv. That's laughable but the state of men these days is laughable as well. Anyone paying these prices should be ashamed of themselves. Where are your balls?

Guys, stop treating women like they are the prize. They aren't. We are the prize. Don't ever forget that. Act accordingly.[/QUOTE]These are some of the finest reviews I have ever seen. I'll be visiting your town in March and hope to be able to add some reviews using your format as a template. Very Nice!!

[QUOTE=BaswMentattic;5195665]What is BP?[/QUOTE]BP = backpage.

[QUOTE=JoeBehot;5196722]These are some of the finest reviews I have ever seen. I'll be visiting your town in March and hope to be able to add some reviews using your format as a template. Very Nice!![/QUOTE]Thank you kind sir. I enjoy writing them as much as I enjoy fucking all these who oars.

And I have fucked a lot of them, and I will continue to keep fucking them and regailing you all with the tales of such sexcapades. Feel free to peruse my back catalog of whoring tales from years gone by, decades at this point, between here and other review sites. I've been whoring since the mid / late 90's starting with street who oars in Florida, then street skanks here then I graduated to the big time whoring in Los Angeles and finally the gateway to inexpensive pussy, Tijuana. I also have reports on Rocky Point. Some people might remember my epic tome I wrote back in the day, THE TJ MANIFESTO by Don Diego Montoya where I detailed and guided you thru the TJ experience soup to nuts, everything from parking your car across from the border to tipping the cum bucket guy and getting a bacon wrapped hotdog or $1 tacos to celebrate you evenings conquests. You have to read the tale of how I banged an actual porn star for the low low price of $19. And I have the video proof of it.

Now go forth young man, and bang as many filthy sloots as you can, just make sure you post a review here with all the juicy details and include pictures of your filthyness, and may god have mercy on your prick.

BBFS.

I have found that an incredible rate of girls are openly advertising BBFS and even CIP right in their ads. This seems to be a Phoenix phenomenon as I did not see this in Florida or other states I have whored in.

Since I just moved back here last year, I'm not sure how long it's been going on here but I will directly correlate it to the increase of drug use (blues and meth) in practically every single girl here, as the other thing that is prevalent here is that mostly all chicks are also openly advertising their junky status in their ads or in texts asking me if I can get them specific drugs. It's no surprise that junky chicks with habits will sell their asshole raw with cum in ass to mouth for their next fix, but the fact that they are openly advertising both is what's surprising. Well, nothing surprises me anymore. Not saying their arent girls everywhere doing it, cause there are, I met plenty in Florida, but it wasnt advertised. And the code word for girls who like to party was simply the word party. They didn't mention the specific drugs they liked or that they were selling or trading for them LOL. Thats not too bright, even for a girl who openly advertises her holes for penetration.

It's a double edged sword. Junky chicks are nasty and unreliable and prone to ripping you off or performing like shit or worse. But they're also dirt cheap and willing to sell their asshole raw cum in their ass then to mouth for their next fix, so it's a win win for us. I actually used to use those buzzwords to weed out chicks when I didn't want some junky super spreader pussy I'd ask if they partied or if bb was available and if they said yes to either, I'd pass.

I was putting together a post last night of all the chicks that have either personally offered me BBFS, either in text, in person or in their ads. Some girls it was never even discussed at all, we just did it in the moment, and then I realized how long the list would be and was going to take me all night, gathering their ads, phone numbers, pictures, etc so I'm going to rethink how I do it then post it at some point soon.

I think there are less girls that don't offer this now than do. Even ones that say they don't, often times will, with a regular, or for the right price, of if you're partying with them, in the moment, etc.

It's a buyer market for BBFS so rejoice, and stock up on penicillin!

[QUOTE=DrPotato;5198120]BBFS.

I have found that an incredible rate of girls are openly advertising BBFS and even CIP right in their ads. This seems to be a Phoenix phenomenon as I did not see this in Florida or other states I have whored in.

Since I just moved back here last year, I'm not sure how long it's been going on here but I will directly correlate it to the increase of drug use (blues and meth) in practically every single girl here, as the other thing that is prevalent here is that mostly all chicks are also openly advertising their junky status in their ads or in texts asking me if I can get them specific drugs. It's no surprise that junky chicks with habits will sell their asshole raw with cum in ass to mouth for their next fix, but the fact that they are openly advertising both is what's surprising. Well, nothing surprises me anymore. Not saying their arent girls everywhere doing it, cause there are, I met plenty in Florida, but it wasnt advertised. And the code word for girls who like to party was simply the word party. They didn't mention the specific drugs they liked or that they were selling or trading for them LOL. Thats not too bright, even for a girl who openly advertises her holes for penetration.

It's a double edged sword. Junky chicks are nasty and unreliable and prone to ripping you off or performing like shit or worse. But they're also dirt cheap and willing to sell their asshole raw cum in their ass then to mouth for their next fix, so it's a win win for us. I actually used to use those buzzwords to weed out chicks when I didn't want some junky super spreader pussy I'd ask if they partied or if bb was available and if they said yes to either, I'd pass.

Plenty of options in the Los Angeles area, haven't found any when I travel to Phoenix

I was putting together a post last night of all the chicks that have either personally offered me BBFS, either in text, in person or in their ads. Some girls it was never even discussed at all, we just did it in the moment, and then I realized how long the list would be and was going to take me all night, gathering their ads, phone numbers, pictures, etc so I'm going to rethink how I do it then post it at some point soon.

I think there are less girls that don't offer this now than do. Even ones that say they don't, often times will, with a regular, or for the right price, of if you're partying with them, in the moment, etc.

It's a buyer market for BBFS so rejoice, and stock up on penicillin![/QUOTE]I haven't found any when visiting Phoenix, but found plenty here in the Los Angeles area.

[QUOTE=DoctorManToy;5198543]I haven't found any when visiting Phoenix, but found plenty here in the Los Angeles area.[/QUOTE]Dude, goto listcrawler and search BBFS, no shortage.

And I moved from LA about 10 years ago, so I haven't whored there in awhile but I'm guessing like everywhere else, it's due to increase in drug use.

Has anybody seen Candy.

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Jazzy 602-832-8048.

Rate 60 qv bbfs car date. Note that she lists different rates. Dont expect to get what I paid. Offer it and see if she accepts it. Some days she might not need to do it for that rate and another day she might need her fix bad enough to suck an old mans nasty dick for peanuts. Its the girls choice to suck an old mans nasty dick for peanuts, not yours.

I'm not normally in that i17 part of town but was up there a few weeks ago and contacted some black girl Blue something I forget, I was 6 minutes away and she said she was available and to come right away. 6 minutes later I get to shit hole Super 8 hoteon Northern l ask for room number and blammo she says she needs 3 minutes she has to get new towels. LOL here we fucking go. I'm not new to this, I've heard them all. I immediately ask if is she overbooked but she ghosts me. Jesus Christ these chicks. Well I never wait for a chick these days, I'm too old to deal with these broads and their dragged out BS stories. It's always something dramatic. This one chick a few weeks ago told me there was a police shoot out going on right outside LOL I was outside so I would have seen it the dumbass.

So I use the time to start looking for another broad and I find Jazzy she only does car dates and I hate car dates but she looks real sexy so I text her, simply offer her 60 for FS and she responds right away and says yes but she needs 10 minutes. She's 3 minutes away and I say no problem. I park at a business right next to her apartment. As I'm leaving I text the other chick saying wow 20 minutes to get towels LOL. She actually responds all indignant that I would accuse her of lying. Guess what there was a fight that broke out right outside her door by these tweakers and she just didn't want me to see that LOL. Girl I've been sitting right here the whole time. I swear these broads and their fucking lies. I laugh at them and it pisses them off and I don't give 2 shits.

So I get there and guess what, 10 min she says she on her way, 10 minutes turns to 20 min (I was actually doing something and didn't realize the time) I texted her and told her I'm out of there. Then she's I'm on my way I'm like fuck high your high and take off. Now she's texting I told her send me a pic of your body with you passing he peace sign, if your body is as hot as your face (she looks chubby in the pics but hides it well) I'll turn around and get you. You better believe this chick does it (still kinda of kidding the body but it passed, plus I made her work for it) so turned around to get her.

Saw her walking and yeah she's definitely chubby but it didn't look like a disaster. She is young enough that it looks like baby fat. And her skin felt like a young 20 year old skin, but ad says 28. Yet she looks 20 to me. She's got chubby cheeks, in her pics it seems she's sucking her cheeks in to look like she does which is hot, but the cheeks are chubby but she's still cute. Very bubbly innocent seeming girl like she's totally new and not ruined by this life yet. But she does party with the meth so I don't think she's new to this but she was eager friendly bubbly. She was wearing shorts a top with her nice giant titties popping out and like a large sweater thing over her top so I couldn't get a great sense of her total body since I saw her standing for like 3 seconds before she got in my car. She said she was waiting for her shorts to dry in the dryer is why it took her so long. She didn't have anything to wear and was waiting for clothes to dry. To her credit her shorts were still wet but I told this chick to tell the truth. I know their bull shit when I hear it so if you overbooked tell me don't ghost me and then lie to me cause I'll wait 20 min so long as I know why I'm waiting.

She told me a spot to goto, some business parking lot that was closed and fairly private so I parked and we climbed into the back seat. I pull my shorts down and she starts a glorious BBBJ. I reached around started rubbing her ass and pussy. I think I got a slight whiff of something unpleasant from down there. Probably from the meth use, causes funky smells but it was slight. It really was good BBBJ but my name is Buck and I came here to fuck so I told her to get on cowgirl cause there ain't no other way to fuck in the backseat. She pulled her shorts off and without me asking just climbed on raw. She slid down on my dick nice and slow and I watched her face squirm as ipshe slid down to the base. Wow she was wet and tight and goddamn was it sexy as I grabbed her ass and thrust her up and down and she was bucking and her watching her face was such a turn on It felt really fucking good I came in that pussy. She climbed off, I washed my dick off and drove her back and dropped her off.

She said the only thing she doesn’t do is kiss or anything anal. I cant anything about her body cause I didn't really see it. I think her pussy was shaved but can't be certain. I could see she wasn't a big disaster just baby fat chubby. Would have loved to seen her boobs but next time.

She said she loves to play with other girls and party and I happen to know some ladies who love to party and play with other girls. Seems like I might have to make that happen. Would definitely recommend. She just had a real friendly demeanor and isn't jaded at all.

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[QUOTE=DrPotato;5198021]Thank you kind sir. I enjoy writing them as much as I enjoy fucking all these who oars.

And I have fucked a lot of them, and I will continue to keep fucking them and regailing you all with the tales of such sexcapades. Feel free to peruse my back catalog of whoring tales from years gone by, decades at this point, between here and other review sites. I've been whoring since the mid / late 90's starting with street who oars in Florida, then street skanks here then I graduated to the big time whoring in Los Angeles and finally the gateway to inexpensive pussy, Tijuana.[/QUOTE]Your stories are great to read. This one in particular gives me vibes of Frank from It's Always Sunny.