Massage Parlor Reports

Well, there have been many mongers here that have argued that there would be a market turn around and we would get anxious hot spinners flooding our AMPs begging to please our every whim if we would only raise our prices and tip them better.

I haven't wasted my money in VA for a while but by RTFFing, it seems prices are going up, providers are getting older, time shorter and services are lacking more than ever. Hmmm. Guess throwing money at it hasn't fixed anything.


P.S. Sleaze, I know you were not throwing money around. Too bad you got dupped. I have been there a couple too many times myself....

[QUOTE=Meddle]I went to Kings on Saturday. Kindee gave an excellent massage. I paid for an hour but I was in longer. If a massage is supposed to be relaxing, watching the clock does not help.

I am new to the area, but I got what I think was excellent service for the standard price, so no complaints here.

I'll go back.[/QUOTE]I met the lady today. Service was full and included backwalking. Standard D.C. tip and yeah, I mean, I mean dc tip

A nice day today -- and my birthday was this week.

Since I do not know the birthdays of my favorite MMS and the lovely therapists at Kim's, I take them presents on my birthday (third year in a row for this light-hearted tradition).

Lots of hugs, thank you's -- several jokes about people and birthday suits --and then a very fine one hour massagi with my new Sue (reported last time as my new ATF.. and she is)

Sue is 30-ish / shapely / probably 120 and exceptionally luxurious hair.

Off to TS for a great shower (the TS is not to be missed newbies!)
Back to the room
Hot towels
Great oil massage.
More hot towels.
Great more massage.
Great Happy Birthday for me.

I really like Sue, so I indulge in moderate over-tipping for this visit (it is a birthday celebration) -- not to worry Seniors -- I won't make overtipping a practice --- best to keep prices and tips client controlled.

It does not take a lot to be nice to the ladies -- and they remember.

PA

(did I mention the birthday suits?)

I went to the spot off of Little and Braddock Road. I had BeBe first and then Mama starting talking thru the door and said some stuff and switched me over to Michele.

I should have known from the shower it was not going to be a good enough for my tastes. There was a door with a lock, so I figured it might be cool. So after 15 minutes of horrible massage I go for the flip and she says "no". I wait another 10 minutes (I'm stupid I know). I go for the flip and she says "no". I flip over anyway and she gets mad and asks if I'm done. I say no wanted to finish up. She angled towards my clothes and I took the hint and got dressed and left. The (2) babes I saw were very nice looking. Isn't the first time this has happedned, but the door fooled me. Didn't have enough time/dinero to hit another spot, so have to hold out until next payday.

Happy Mongering.

I have been going to Kim's for as long as I have been going to AMPs. Sometimes I go other places but not often. I have never had a bad experience, upsell or argument over the amount of the tip at Kim's. I highly reccomend the place.

I checked out NSP earlier this week. There appeared to be only one girl working, so I didn't bother asking her name. She was friendly and eager to please. She was very thorough in taking care of me.

As always, trusted members can PM for specific details.

Thought I would check out Bay since I had not been there for awhile. TOFTT. I had some good results in the past. What a bad mistake! And a waste of time. I was greeted by the Mamasan, who remembered me and escorted me to the room. Paid her the.8 and she left with "Angel" returning. The TS was barely worth the effort and back to the room. Face down on the table and the massage was about 3 on the scale of 1-10. So, I reached around for some roaming. And. She said it was that time of the month! Then, she asked if I wanted oil or lotion. I got up, put on my clothes and left. Lack luster massage, and attitude. Never again.

Vahotguy

Traveling north and looking for a amp.any good ones ? thanks

That is right! New girl for your experience. She looks like the picture below. Whether you are curious or from out of town. No appointment necessary. We enjoy making new customers our repeat customers.come in and see why we love to try sooo hard.

Private, Secure rooms with ample, anonymous parking. When entering Yarbrough Park Complex make an immediate right into the parking lot. We are to the left of "TLK Group". Through the outside double doors w/ "Magical Touch" on them and we are at the end of the hallway. Don't drive around back unless you have been here before and know where you are going. If you are driving a long distance or just want to make sure you going the right direction, call we won't mind.

House fee is $60 for 40 minutes; this includes table shower and massage. GIRLS WORK FOR TIPS. Please don't ask for tip amounts. Open 7 days a week from 10 to 11pm every day.

1549 Oldbridge Rd, Suite 207, Woodbridge, VA. 703-490-3911.

[QUOTE=Roush 427]Traveling north and looking for a amp.any good ones ? thanks[/QUOTE]

It depends on what you want. You won't get full service in VA. You'll need to go into DC for that.

[QUOTE=Big Daddy Don]Well, there have been many mongers here that have argued that there would be a market turn around and we would get anxious hot spinners flooding our AMPs begging to please our every whim if we would only raise our prices and tip them better.

I haven't wasted my money in VA for a while but by RTFFing, it seems prices are going up, providers are getting older, time shorter and services are lacking more than ever. Hmmm. Guess throwing money at it hasn't fixed anything.


P.S. Sleaze, I know you were not throwing money around. Too bad you got dupped. I have been there a couple too many times myself....[/QUOTE]


Yeah, It seems like there is a battle of wills here. Every now and again I'll try an AMP but when all they're offering extra is something I can better do myself, I don't get why some of you guys are flocking to these places. Yeah I understand the mystery and suspense and all that. But the overtipping for now less service (treat her right guys--why?!) and the willingness to go back even after you've had bad service (must've been the girl) has seemed to put a "ding" over these heads of management. They are smarter than we give them credit for--they see the escort ads on Craigslist and what they're asking for WITHOUT a massage. Perhaps we need to do our homework as well. I remember many places in NoVA when everything was always on the menu. Now the girls have no problem telling you that it's not. When I went to A-Plus they told me even a HJ wasn't available and they had no table shower, like they were proud of that sh*t--lol. And where did all these 30-40-something massueses come from? Craigslist is now flooded with new AMPs popping up, no doubt offering the same NOVA finish. Hell, why not? I would advise that if all you can get after the message is the NOVA finish, that you "think about it" and decline. Eventually they might get the message.

I do admit back in the day to dumping a crap load of moolah for standard only cause I was naive. But it's really about economics. I look at it this way. The more tip I give, the less times I can return.

So going with the standard: 2-nada but decent massage, 4-manual, 6-nude, 8-excess roaming (note: regular roaming for the previous) and a benny for the full enchilada(rarely). I don't have the cash to go every day but once a week to a regular spot(which I'm still trying to find) does wonders.

And for those with B2B (bread to burn) they can probably go more often by saving money. The haggling I've had with some places (Green, Cosmo, King, Far East, Backlick, Pine, and Tokyo) was minimal only cause I would stick with the standard and say that I'd return.

Be safe out there guys.

[QUOTE=Guitarman1]It depends on what you want. You won't get full service in VA. You'll need to go into DC for that.[/QUOTE]Thanks im headed that way.be safe!Roush

I agree with you pricing and how you broke it down. If we set up these practices and demanded the new blood come down here (not the fifth spot in the route) we will get better service and happier happy endings.

Ask your girls where they came were working last and they will have had years in another local.

NY tends to get the fresher meat. I remember back in the day a K spot where I had met a true J spinner and had another regular K who was so beautiful but both haed moved on. When I went in and ask for on of the two Mama said they moved on but found me a little K spinner that was a legally young and NICE wow. I had told the mama I like the other girls because they gave BBBJ and I was hoping she had a nice one that would do the same. Something got lost in translation and this young girl gave me the BBBJ and also mounted me with out cover and without conditions and complaints, drained me.

This was my first complete BB experience at a "place" and this one was totally unexpected. She was about 20 (true 20) and seemed new to the business. Perhaps I was taking advantage of one off the boat who was order to do so to pay off her debt and I am sorry if this is the case but I did nto expect what I received.

I was a regular there but I was not a whale. I took care but did not over enduldge. They had the same fears of LE but they also were better in caring for their customers.

Thanks,

Mike



[QUOTE=Low Jack]I do admit back in the day to dumping a crap load of moolah for standard only cause I was naive. But it's really about economics. I look at it this way. The more tip I give, the less times I can return.

So going with the standard: 2-nada but decent massage, 4-manual, 6-nude, 8-excess roaming (note: regular roaming for the previous) and a benny for the full enchilada(rarely). I don't have the cash to go every day but once a week to a regular spot(which I'm still trying to find) does wonders.

And for those with B2B (bread to burn) they can probably go more often by saving money. The haggling I've had with some places (Green, Cosmo, King, Far East, Backlick, Pine, and Tokyo) was minimal only cause I would stick with the standard and say that I'd return.

Be safe out there guys.[/QUOTE]

Frankly, I would appreciate it if you did not refer to these ladies as "Meat."

Regardless of how these ladies make a living, they still deserve to be treated with a little more respect than you seem to be willing to give.

[QUOTE=Justforme]NY tends to get the fresher meat. I remember back in the day a K spot where I had met a true J spinner and had another regular K who was so beautiful but both haed moved on. When I went in and ask for on of the two Mama said they moved on but found me a little K spinner that was a legally young and NICE wow. I had told the mama I like the other girls because they gave BBBJ and I was hoping she had a nice one that would do the same. Something got lost in translation and this young girl gave me the BBBJ and also mounted me with out cover and without conditions and complaints, drained me.[/quote]