Massage Parlor Reports

I opted for the one hour massage. Real nice location. real clean, and comfortable. Personable girl, easy to talk to.

First of all, her picture is about 5 years old. The massage was not that great, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5 tops. Too bad because I really needed a good massage. No chance whatsoever, at least for me, of any extras. She does have some nice tatas that are not off limits. HE at the finish was nothing special either, pretty mechanical. Not a bad experience, just nothing about it would make me want to repeat.

[QUOTE=Loving302]I am intrigued by the postings of this young lady. Has anyone seen her??[/QUOTE]I posted a report in craigslist reviews but I can drop one here too. Basically it is a non-massage for a minute or two then the flip. She asked what I wanted and I said the bump and grind sounded cool. Its priv to priv with her panties on for a minute then hop off for HJ. Nothing else is avail.

Basic but clean room with a small TV/VCR playing all black porn. Kinda cool until the video went to this woman who weighed about 300 lbs! Not my cup of tea.

PM me for more details.

JB

I stopped by on Sunday afternoon around 2:00. Cute little receptionist asked me if I had an appointment, which I did not. She said they were booked until 4:30. Only two cars in the parking lot, so maybe they just had one therapist on duty. I couldn't stick around Kissimmee that long, so it didn't work for me. I left without getting to check it out.

Bottom line: make sure to call ahead there if you don't want to wait, especially if you go on a Sunday.

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]Really? You have once again instulted other members, some well respected senior. Have you been in on the massage she provided too all the other people who posted about her? One person makes a joke and thats your reply. Here is some food (like bacon) for thought.

I read back your 26 posts since being a member here and noticed something. You have not offered 1 shred of useful information. You insult people (some for insulting others) and just go along with what other people post and only ask questions. I think we have a Krispy Kreme shareholder in our midst.[/QUOTE]1. Your ass is showing. Read post # 8182, and the others, most of which do not fit your description. 2. Seniority of membership has nothing to do with character around here.

[QUOTE=Jj4159]Hey there guys,

I plan on going to an AMP (probably AAA Massage) this week, and am wondering what's usually offered on the flip? I'm fine with a good HJ, but then what's the normal tip for this? Also if any regulars of AAA could pm me with who they'd recommend for the massage it'd be much appreciated.

JJ (formerly Dr. Sid)[/QUOTE]I saw Hanna there yesterday, she is a small and older asian woman with a heavy accent. The massage was below average and she walked on my back they whole time. There was no rythem to it so it was just ackward and hard. The flip was a standard at a amp. She did not like to be touched.

[QUOTE=Phatpistol]I saw Hanna there yesterday, she is a small and older asian woman with a heavy accent. The massage was below average and she walked on my back they whole time. There was no rythem to it so it was just ackward and hard. The flip was a standard at a amp. She did not like to be touched.[/QUOTE]Sounds like heaven. I hope you left a tip that was equal to your service.

[QUOTE=Warpfactor69]Sounds like heaven. I hope you left a tip that was equal to your service.[/QUOTE]I did and she asked for more $. I told her that is all I had.

Saw this ad [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/1061241858.html[/url] in the therapeutic section and it looked interesting. The price seems kinda high but maybe it is worth it. I try not to ask often for any info but I would hate to shell out that kinda money for a massage and come away disappointed. If anyone knows anything could you either drop me a line or post it?

GP

[QUOTE=SingleMoms]I opted for the one hour massage. Real nice location. real clean, and comfortable. Personable girl, easy to talk to.

First of all, her picture is about 5 years old. The massage was not that great, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 5 tops. Too bad because I really needed a good massage. No chance whatsoever, at least for me, of any extras. She does have some nice tatas that are not off limits. HE at the finish was nothing special either, pretty mechanical. Not a bad experience, just nothing about it would make me want to repeat.[/QUOTE]I think it depends on the chemistry with her. I saw her several times a few years ago, and found her to be pleasant experience.

[QUOTE=Tex Cobb]1. Your ass is showing. Read post # 8182, and the others, most of which do not fit your description. 2. Seniority of membership has nothing to do with character around here.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you should read who has commented on Heather in the past before you open you pig mouth. Because your a major fucking hypocrite and have insulted some who you yourself have given the title of having character too in the past. Im not going too drop names in here because people can read back for themselves. Your to stupid too even cover your bases. Typical pig reply though, trying too justify why he isn't what he is. I bet you even PM'd people trying too make a case for yourself. Why would you care what others thought about you otherwise but too build trust? Your posts are generic and worthless. Your character has been too copy and reply and insult trying too "be cool", fit in and only asking a lot of questions. Sorry Shirlock.....Busted. I apologize board, I will not waste any more posts on Dunkin No-nuts and get back too the subject at hand. Although, I am sure he will have some childish, insult filled reply trying too once again justify why he isnt what he is. -MM.

I think we would all appreciate an open rsponse.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Grand Piano]Saw this ad [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/1061241858.html[/url] in the therapeutic section and it looked interesting. The price seems kinda high but maybe it is worth it. I try not to ask often for any info but I would hate to shell out that kinda money for a massage and come away disappointed. If anyone knows anything could you either drop me a line or post it?

GP[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NC Wanderer]I bet the Orlando Massage Parlor Board cannot go a week without some sort of snide remark![/QUOTE]

My thanks to Tex Cobb and Moto Monger for proving me right once again!

"Moto Monger
Senior Member
Reports: 42 Mr Douchebag

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So your solution is too be a douchebag and add to it. Your a fucking hypocrite for making the original comment too begin with by insulting the board. Stay in NC if you dont like it. Your just as guilty of clogging the board. Twice now."

The above was a PM I received. I must appreciate the respect shown by using the Mr. salutation. Its guys like this that make Orlando so great!

Here we go again. Everyone yelling at each other and not providing any info regarding AMPs. By the way, has anyone gotten laid lately??? Everyone seems grumpy. Maybe everyone should go to see their favorite provider pronto!!

[QUOTE=Indian River]Here we go again. Everyone yelling at each other and not providing any info regarding AMPs. By the way, has anyone gotten laid lately??? Everyone seems grumpy. Maybe everyone should go to see their favorite provider pronto!![/QUOTE]
I had sex twice first thing this morning. Then I had a threesome early this evening following by mindblowing sex around 10:00. Of course, I am nowhere near Orlando. There, most guys just get HE at the AMPs.

BTW, keep them warm, I will be back soon!