Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Soco21;6928722]Seen an uptick in the Latina massage and independent providers recently which definitely has aroused my attention. Was thinking of taking a few for the team. Was looking for some suggestions for optimizing my experience. Please see links below and any more suggestions are welcomed. As always would love some crazy Latina FS. Saw empire and dmv latinas and Haydees healing as well on ig.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/-56528.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/latin-massage-nulb-56327.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/walk-in-walk-in-walk-in-walk-in-walk-in-40011.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Those spas has peaked my interest. I think I will go check a few out and report back. (Eventually)

[QUOTE=TheRabbit;6932948]Those spas has peaked my interest. I think I will go check a few out and report back. (Eventually)[/QUOTE]I posted a review on the last one on here if you like a read.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;6931450]Spa Sung is a Korean spa. When did they start having Chinese providers staff this place?[/QUOTE]It is a Korean spa, but the provider who work there are almost all from Yanbian China.

There is no mms, and even 3 months ago there was only a Yanbian provider.

I haven't visited in a while so I don't know exactly, but there was 1 provider from Yanbian, China. Very bad.

[QUOTE=BlueDrifter;6931855][URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/district-of-columbia/washington/bodyrubs/body-rubs/walk-in-walk-in-walk-in-walk-in-walk-in-40011.html[/URL]

So checked out this place after a 3 suggestion post and was disappointed. Easy location to get to, rang bell and a gorgeous Colombians opened and asked me to put my shoes in a bag kinda weird but ok. Then shown inside and goes behind a desk, says $$20, first red flag but I was intrigued to see how it went. Shown to a change area and asked to get undressed and put the robe on. Comes back and across hallway to standing shower where I did all the cleaning myself with no lights on. Then dry off and off to room. Told to lay down on stomach where then I feel a washcloth laid across buttocks. Heavy amounts of lotion red flag #2 with no actual massage technique, just mostly rubbing up and down back / arms. The proceeds to move to legs with same hefty amounts of lotion. Finally told to flip over and rubs lotion all over chest before asking if anything else I needed. My answer was yes I would like everything to where she says ok leave extra on counter for another $$ red flag #3. I asked what about the door fee and said that's only for massage and L1 activities. So went with that, and she did allow to reveal top manmades rock hard, and the BBL in a thong. Leaves Sunday and new girl after, so maybe try 1 more time but will ask at counter before any exchanges.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this report so that I know to never go there. $420 is crazy. Especially since you are walking in blind not knowing what she'll look like until after you get there.

Live in MD so normally a Greenbelt guy. Going to the Dulles gun show so decided to stop by 678. Not sure when I'd arrive so no appointment. Drew GiGi. Little larger than my preference but a very sweet lady. Good English. Lot of semi-massage. Asked for medium, will do hard next time. Went slightly over time. Saw more spinnerish options walking around. Missed the lack of a table shower. Will probably visit again with more intel and appointment. Tipped between massage and flip so no hassle. Not used to leaving shoes at front door and camera arrangement, but why not. Theit house, their rules.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;6931156]Having a bad experience at one (Chinese) establishment doesn't mean that all will be the same. A factual and truthful review of a specific AMP is always helpful. But a generalized implication that other AMPs will also have similar problems is less helpful. I've experienced Chinese AMPs at both ends of the quality spectrum, and I've visited Korean AMPs where you couldn't pay me to repeat. And, FWIW, some of the most amazing massages I've ever received (and I'm a massage snob) have been from Chinese masseuses.

AMP quality can vary widely, as can the quality of women even within the same AMP. Bad ones deserve the negative reviews they get. But specific reviews, negative or positive, work best when they're backed by specific evidence, not by generalizations from a visit to some other establishment or provider.

P.S. Language fluency can be problematic with any foreign-born provider. Phone translation apps, esp if they have a "live translate" feature, can be extremely helpful.[/QUOTE]Thank you for taking the time to comment on my review.

I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience, and of course I respect your opinion, but the reason I post less reviews is because I don't write them regularly like other review ad agencies, sometimes I get busy and forget to write reviews or blah blah blah. Etc,.

There are a lot of reviews, especially from ad agencies, that are almost fake. Also, in my opinion, if a user is supposed to write a review of a providers that works on their store, but an ad agency hired by a competitor posts a bad review of AMP, that's just wrong and mean. Providers don't stay in one place for long, and they use different names when they move to another place (especially the providers who don't do a good job, or who were fired by the owner because they complained a lot.). I don't understand it, but to respect their humanity, I won't comment further.

I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states.

In fact, Chinese-owned spas and massage parlors don't have table showers because of strict building codes, so Chinese owners replace them with standing showers or body shampoos.

If you want a really good massage, go to a masseuse with an MBL or national license. Go to a place that only offers massages and no other services.

Most guys prefer services other than massage, so I used to go to a place that offered services other than massage.

I'll talk more about this in the next review. Stay safe!

[QUOTE=Amsterdam2022;6932545]Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.[/QUOTE]Provider name: Mali, Age mid 20's.

It will help you to.

For more information about her, visit link.

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Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.

[QUOTE=Slkdck31;6933942]Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.[/QUOTE]What was the total damage if you don't mind.

Thank you for the review. What was the total damage?

[QUOTE=Slkdck31;6933942]Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TMvoice8989;6933198]Thank you for taking the time to comment on my review.

I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience, and of course I respect your opinion, but the reason I post less reviews is because I don't write them regularly like other review ad agencies, sometimes I get busy and forget to write reviews or blah blah blah. Etc,.

There are a lot of reviews, especially from ad agencies, that are almost fake. Also, in my opinion, if a user is supposed to write a review of a providers that works on their store, but an ad agency hired by a competitor posts a bad review of AMP, that's just wrong and mean. Providers don't stay in one place for long, and they use different names when they move to another place (especially the providers who don't do a good job, or who were fired by the owner because they complained a lot.). I don't understand it, but to respect their humanity, I won't comment further.

I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states.[/QUOTE]If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.

[QUOTE=Amsterdam2022;6932545]Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.[/QUOTE]Sure there are. They are in 2002 or so at HWC and a few other places. When you get the machine built please let me know. I'd like to go back 20 or so years myself.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;6934241]If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.[/QUOTE]When he wrote that statement you quoted, I read it as him referring to his view of buttress lane. If it was a generalization, I agree about the lack of perfume (I don't want their perfume on me), their breath is often bad and their clothes may smell if they cooked a meal. They have plenty of mouthwash, often times in a disgustingly dirty bottle.

[QUOTE=Amsterdam2022;6932545]Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.[/QUOTE]Yes, Relaxation Studio on Atlantic Blvd in Sterling and also Breeze Spa in Herndon.

However, these are only HJ, and nothing more than touching outside of clothing.

The good news is you can be in and out for $90-$100.

I decided to check out C&C in Herndon, as I was interested in Korean this evening.

I called first, and mamasan answered phone and told me she had nice young girl there and available right now.

So of course I head on over.

I walk in, greeted by mamasan, I pay her. 6 for hhr.

She tells me to get undressed, and she smiles and says in her deep raspy voice, I have nice, young girl for you, honey.

So she leaves, and I slowly get undressed. I take my time, folding my clothes neatly, so that I'm standing in the buff when the "nice, young girl" comes in.

So she walks in and compliments me, how nice my body is, blah blah blah.

And what my eyes are seeing is not computing with what mamasan had been telling me. Because the woman who was complimenting me, was not a "nice, young girl" She was, in fact, and old lady, done up with too much make-up and fake eyelashes, and leathery face and thin old lady legs. She was probably younger than mamasan and she may have been nice, but she was not what I was thinking when I hear "nice, young girl".

But I'm already standing there in the buff, so what can I do??

Well, she asks me if I want a table shower, even though I only paid for hhr, so I say yes, yes I do.

She leaves to get the shower ready, and I immediately begins getting dressed quickly, so that by the time she comes into the room to get me, I'm now fully dressed.

I apologize to her and just say that I received a call from a partner, and I need to leave to go to an impromptu meeting. I politely tell her, I'll be back soon hopefully.

She shows me a frown, and then walks me to the door, and then I say, I need to see mamasan to get the. 6 back, since I had to go.

So we chase down mamasan, I do get my refund and leave, thankful that I just saved myself $1. 0 or more. I then go over to Breeze, but the young girl comes out to tell me they are busy, and to come back in 45 minutes.

At this point, I'm gun shy to try Herndon Therapy, so I just go home, with my cash in hand.