Apples vs Oranges: You found a bad apple.
[QUOTE=FearlessFlash;6917322]Long story short, just had a miserable experience with an escort. And its why ill forever be chosing AMPs from now on.
For quadriple the price I got service worse than I have ever recieved at even the worst AMP. You can tell escorts try to maximize their time doing anything but sex whereas any time I'm a regular at an AMP they practically assault my crotch right at the door.
I had to spent about half the time watching this woman argue with her dog, between that and the rude talking about herself it felt more like I was the one who should be getting paid. And godforbid after the constant focus put on everything else if you arent popping within seconds of her touch. I'm reminded of the first episode of breaking bad, except Walt didn't pay a weeks paycheck for his birthday sex.
Meanwhile, even if the women at an AMP remind me more of the aliens in star wars, they still give the type of sensuality that makes you feel like they want to be with you. Cuddling and smiles and gratefulness that makes you feel like "maybe I should tip more".
Meanwhile despite dropping a literal rent payment on a woman they act meaner towards you than a literal police officer in a sting operation would.
Just in general with the amount of hoops you have to jump through to get a "date" youd expect them to be on time and have all their supplies. This will sound made up, but I shit you not she made me leave the hotel room to get condoms for her.
Which adds another great positive for AMPs, if they are rude. You can easily walk out the door or ask for a refund. At the very most spending less than half what you would have.
I just have the worst luck on the planet and hate paying out the nose to feel like shit.
I think the funniest part is when these slatternly women have the gaul to ask "what are your hobbies / what do you do for fun" not fucking much because anything cool I could do I instead spent the money on you and its a massive fucking regret.
Its crazy how night and day the treatment is when the cost is so much more for escorts vs AMPs. Your masseuse knows you could be spending your cash on anything else and they truely do treat you in a way that gets you leaving with a smile on your face.
Meanwhile I've had escorts tell me it would be "unrealistic" to treat me nice.[/QUOTE]There are a whole raft of issues that go with visiting an AMP. Sure, if you're a regular, and the Mamasan is smart, they'll treat you like a VIP. But you'll still have to deal with things like your favorite girl being busy, or on vacation, or unexpectedly vanishing permanently. And AMP sessions are subject to interruption by the phone ringing, clients arriving and leaving, and the dreaded LE (or county inspection) visit. And, no matter how expansive the menu, a massage table is inherently less comfortable than a decent bed (IMO). None of these are meant to be a knock against AMPs, as I'm certainly a fan, rather just pointing out the nature of the beast.
As far as escorts are concerned, there are good and bad, and price levels from expensive to reasonable to cheap, which makes it hard to generalize. Also, while there are certainly escorts who care little about customer service, there are others who want to turn you into a happy and satisfied regular. The only way to improve your odds of finding the good ones is to do good homework on this forum and on the review sites. It's quite possible to be successful fishing in both ponds, you just need to remember the differences and tailor your approach accordingly.
Finally, there's a nice category of providers who do a good job bridging the gap between AMPs and escorts. If you haven't already checked out the Thai Independents sub-forum, I think you'll find some promising prospects there who offer great massage (if that's your thing), a full menu, and prices that are generally better than most escorts.
Tina at Lucky's in Springfied
The backstory is that this AMP used to be called Lily Spa, but Vicky became ill and Tina took over rebranding the place Lucky's spa. Around September / October of last year, visitors would show up, find the door locked and mail accumulating the place appeared to be closed. About this time (November2023) I noticed DC002's post below referencing a tall, skinny provider in a cocktail dress. So, I made my over to Orange Spa on Gallows Rd in Vienna to give that older MT a try and as I suspected it was Tina from Lucky's. So, since then she has been splitting her time between Orange spa and the former Lucky's which is now known as Apple spa. The problem is that as of late, the MT that answers the door / phone at both locations have been giving out false and misleading information. We all know that there is sometimes competition and envy between the ladies and some have been known to lie and say a requested person is either busy or not there anymore. The people at Apple spa are saying that they now have an entirely new set of girls and Tina is no longer there. As for Orange spa, I recently called to see if Tina was working that day, was told yes, set my appointment and made my way there. Upon arrival I was met by a short, thick muscular woman with man-hands and tree trunk legs claiming that she was Tina. When I stated that I go back to Blue, Kay-Kay, Jenny and Tina, she stated that her name was both Sarah and Tina. This woman, not even the taller, thinner Sarah from October of last year (a different person altogether), looks ridiculous in a skirt. Either she doesn't know her own name or is just a liar (I. E. , to get unsuspecting customers through the door). I understand that some of them are right here with us reading posts, so my message to them is fire Sarah's ass and that we want GMILF Tina back! Tall, thin and old Tina. Note the fruit-themed similarity in the names of both places so and I think this is the same Sarah that used to work with Tina as Lucky's. Should anyone visit an AMP and meet a thin, taller than average, older than average MT, kindly make the rest of us aware here.
[QUOTE=MakeMKum;6895288]I had a couple of decent visits to Lucky Spa in 2023. Both times with Sara. GILF Tina was present at the spa both times but busy. I lost her whereabouts. I have noticed a few reviews now on RM listing a Tina. Does anyone know if this is GILF Tina or someone else. I realize that Tina is one of the more common adopted names for these providers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DC002;6688691]As promised, stopped by the New "Orange".
Yes, it is the old Bubbly spa. Gal opened the door in a hot cocktail dress but inside the dress was a tall old skinny provider.
DC.[/QUOTE]
Purple Baby Hua's Associates
Purple Baby Hua's latest post. I don't recall her ever advertising on Craigslist in the past. Having never visited her personally, I get the impression that's her on the left in the first photo? I don't see anything that would cause me to make the trip over there yet, but have been keeping an eye out for new arrivals.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/7753444703.html[/URL]
Older / Senior MT at Herndon Therapy
DC, Thanks for the post, even the bad experiences offer valuable info and insight for others her on the board. Is this Herndon Therapy at 201 Elden St #204, (703) 435-3007? Just called and Ruby told me the older lady may go by the name Apple. Can anybody else relate their experiences at Herndon Therapy? Was she thin as in retaining her girlish figure? You didn't get either girl's name did you? Could this have been the same older MT you saw at Bubbly / Orange?
[QUOTE=DC002;6917958]Went earlier in week to Herndon Therapy for a nice relaxing TS and massage.
I usually only wrute the places with good reviews but wanted to warn the team.
Door opened and tall older lady welcomed me in. Even thought she was in a provocative dress and present, her painted face and body skin said maybe 70 years old. She asked how long and my reply was: Who else is here? After saying it twice she heard it and said OK, will get other gal. Come to room and I will get her. DC.[/QUOTE]
