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[QUOTE=Ufo407;2351507]I've had to cancel dates with women that I have never seen before because they asked me to stop and get covers or "raincoats". Some ended up really irrate, but hopefully they learned their lesson. Some were so hot that I stopped and went anyway. Now I try and stay prepared and if the talk starts going that way I end it and if they don't get the hint, that's it.

Showing up to meet a a lady you don't know that has discussed stopping and buying condoms after you ask for her donation does not sit well with me. Might show you were having intentions of having sex with her for money and LE says such things should not happen.

You ladies should keep some lube around as well.[/QUOTE]Yes I did run out of condoms but it was an honest mistake nothing took place besides a BBBJ and I reduced the price for my mistake! I should always have them on me and I usually do but FYI men it doesn't hurt to keep some on you yourself!

[QUOTE=Ashley23;2351684]Yes I did run out of condoms but it was an honest mistake nothing took place besides a BBBJ and I reduced the price for my mistake! I should always have them on me and I usually do but FYI men it doesn't hurt to keep some on you yourself![/QUOTE]I wasn't yelling at you specifically, as I have never seen you. I learned a while ago when I was with a lady and the condom broke and I got finished off with a dry HJ. That was enough for me to learn.

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[URL]http://www.theprivateassistant.com/[/URL]

This gal won't get passed third base with you if your little guy is less than 5. 5 lmao.

So does she have a ruler that she pulls out of the drawer to measure it??

First time I see a provider advertise that she only makes appointments with a dick size minimum haha.

Not that it matters to much, but if someone ends up seeing her please let us know how that turns out and if she does end up measuring LOL.

Regards.

SDG.

My first couple of reviews on the oThER site are from friends in Orlando and Tampa.

[QUOTE=SDragonGuy;2353173][URL]http://www.theprivateassistant.com/[/URL]

This gal won't get passed third base with you if your little guy is less than 5. 5 lmao.

So does she have a ruler that she pulls out of the drawer to measure it??

First time I see a provider advertise that she only makes appointments with a dick size minimum haha.

Not that it matters to much, but if someone ends up seeing her please let us know how that turns out and if she does end up measuring LOL.

Regards.

SDG.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/super-bowl-2015-warren-sapp-arrested-phoenix-soliciting-prostitute-020215[/URL]

He didn't RTFF. Be careful fellas.

Did I read this correctly? He hired a couple of hookers, beat them up and when arrested for that his defense was that they were hookers and he had hired them? So, he was arrested for hiring a hooker, plus they have been arrested for being hookers? Guys and girls, I don't think you could possibly make this up.

This guy pays $75,495 a month in alimony and child support, of which he is over $800,000 behind. Shit. What else can be said but shit?

This guy made $72 million playing football and was, until being fired this week, still making money as a sports commentator. He is now broke. I guess he should have paid more attention in Economics 101 while studying at the University of Miami. I mean, if you can't live comfortably for a lifetime on $72 mil then you are a bone head. Hell, he could have hired someone like me to manage his money and we would both have lived a very comfortable life. Right now, if it wasn't for bad luck I don't think the guy would have any luck at all.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2353773][URL]http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/super-bowl-2015-warren-sapp-arrested-phoenix-soliciting-prostitute-020215[/URL]

He didn't RTFF. Be careful fellas.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2350781]Awhile ago, I was given the digits of a hot UTR provider that I dreamed of once. She was good, but not great. She ended up retiring for over a year. As fate would have it, she's now back and seeing only a couple of clients. I happened to be one of them. (Sorry but no, I will not give out her digits to anyone. Don't even bother PMing me.) I saw her again about a month ago and she was just like before, good but not great. She's so sweet and gorgeous that I decided to dream of her again. Well, I've dreamed of her about six times and she is now a frickin superstar! She is one of the best that I've ever dreamed of. It just amazes me how she ups her game every single time that I see her.

We discussed it and she says that she is now so comfortable and trusting of me, that she is now able to open up and show me what incredible skills that she has. This has happened to me many times before with various providers. I've been amazed that girls that I've dreamed of a dozen times before, can come up with a move that I had not seen from them! It just goes to show you that repeating can be a very good thing.

Also, repeating with girls has earned me discounts, more time, better service and has gotten me other girls that my regular wants me to sample, as in a brand new find. I know some of you love seeing different girls and I get that. However, sometimes you may want to think about repeating with the ones that gave you good service before. That good service could turn into GREAT service.

Also, while I'm on the subject. Please allow me to give you my formula for success with providers. It's very easy and simple:

Treat providers with respect. They're human beings with thoughts and feelings. Just because they provide a service does not mean that they are robots there for you to "do what you want with them. ".

Be honest (to a degree, of course.).

Be reliable. I never, ever miss a dream or am late. If I am, I always text her to let her know what's up. This is so frickin important, guys.

Communicate with the girl. Talking to her about her likes and dislikes goes a long way. I always tell a girl I'm seeing for the first time that if I do or say something she doesn't like, please tell me. A few years ago, I dreamed of a tenured provider that had just moved into town. She had mixed reviews but I liked her look. She's now moved away.

Our first few minutes into the dream was a sea of compromises. Things were not going well but we talked and kept trying different things to reach a happy medium between both of us. I was cruising along and it seemed like we were finally getting along. I sensed she was starting to get a little tired. I asked her if she liked what I was doing and if she was tired, did she need a break? Her reply was, "no, I'm fine. This is the first time a guy has ever asked me how things are going for ME! I like that." What a statement! A seasoned provider had never had even one guy communicate with her asking what she liked. WTF is up with that? Right after I asked her that, she became a totally different woman. She was fantastic from that moment on!

I think if some of you newbies or even you old timers start talking a little bit and caring a little bit more with these girls, that your enjoyment of the hobby could skyrocket to new limits. BTW, I've asked girls what they like and been shocked by some of their answers. I've had girls tell me that they like being submissive. They've told me that they want me to talk dirty to them. I've had girls tell me that they want me to pummel them like they've never been pummeled before, etc. You never know until you ask, guys!

My. 02.[/QUOTE]Well once again Vino is spot on. I can absolutely say this is true. I have been seeing my ATF now for over four years. I know for a FACT I get a rate no one else gets. I also know for a FACT I get some services no one else gets. Over the years she knows exactly my hot spots and in turn I know hers as well. Over the years I have always made sure my partner whether it be in my personal life or with an SP is satisfied before I get mine. This has paid tremendous benefits. I have become great friends with my ATF and have done many things socially with her. But I also know for a FACT when it is behind closed doors it is a provider-client relationship. Even if I get a special rate if I have a date set with her and she has a chance to see a full price client that takes priority over me and I'm fine with that because I know she will make it up to me and then some. Guys and Gals listen to what Vino has to say. Like him or not he has been around the block more than a few times and knows what he is talking about. Thank you Vino for being a wealth of information.

I remember singing this song all the time as a kid back in the 80's. Best part of the song starts at 2:23. I'm not trying to start any crap, just thought it would be a nice walk down memory lane for those who remember Oran "Juice" Jones and / or an introduction to those who don't. Moral to the story (from our community stand point) be careful out there, know what you have at home, this goes both ways. On another note, the lady in the video resembles Selena / Mercy (see my or KC review).

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZW1C3neao[/URL]

MHS (retired).

Does anyone know what happened to Sara? Her Incall was in Altamonte. I haven't heard from her or seen a new ad since last summer. She is an excellent provider and I hope she comes back.

[URL]http://lovelysara.naughtynsexy.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=TaterNuts;2357990]Does anyone know what happened to Sara? Her Incall was in Altamonte. I haven't heard from her or seen a new ad since last summer. She is an excellent provider and I hope she comes back.

[URL]http://lovelysara.naughtynsexy.com[/URL][/QUOTE] She was supposed to go UTR, and move ahead in life with the backing of a few good men. Somewhere along the transition it changed, and she went with a new life, and no UTR. This was the last I heard before radio silence. I do hope she did find a new way in life, as she was a sweet lady, smart, and beautiful. Anyone else knows if she is UTR, or has a way to contact her, pass it along.

There is another one from Altamonte, Amy the redhead. She vanished, leaving us redhead lovers alone. Same thing: anyone knows whatever happened to her?

I heard the same that she has pursued a different career.

She is missed.

C3.

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2358134]She was supposed to go UTR, and move ahead in life with the backing of a few good men. Somewhere along the transition it changed, and she went with a new life, and no UTR. This was the last I heard before radio silence. I do hope she did find a new way in life, as she was a sweet lady, smart, and beautiful. Anyone else knows if she is UTR, or has a way to contact her, pass it along.

There is another one from Altamonte, Amy the redhead. She vanished, leaving us redhead lovers alone. Same thing: anyone knows whatever happened to her?[/QUOTE]

That's a good ole jam and good advice for any monger with a S. O. In their life. I myself am single so I don't have to worry about it. I LOL when a chick tries the " I'll tell your wife / gf " line one me. Once had a provider chit chat with me after a session and found out we both played the same MMORPG and she jumped on my laptop with me beside her on the desktop and we gamed out for a few hours together, I helped her level and she gave me a freebie second round before she went home.

Naturally if one is married or in a relationship he has to be careful in the hobby.

[QUOTE=MakinHerSquirt;2355438]I remember singing this song all the time as a kid back in the 80's. Best part of the song starts at 2:23. I'm not trying to start any crap, just thought it would be a nice walk down memory lane for those who remember Oran "Juice" Jones and / or an introduction to those who don't. Moral to the story (from our community stand point) be careful out there, know what you have at home, this goes both ways. On another note, the lady in the video resembles Selena / Mercy (see my or KC review).

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZW1C3neao[/URL]

MHS (retired).[/QUOTE]

Was tempted to give this girl a call until I spotted all the drug paraphernalia. Buyer Beware! Bottom left picture. There is a spoon & a pipe. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-special-special-special-special/12095427[/URL].

[QUOTE=BbbjCimWs;2361176]Was tempted to give this girl a call until I spotted all the drug paraphernalia. Buyer Beware! Bottom left picture. There is a spoon & a pipe. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-special-special-special-special/12095427[/URL].[/QUOTE]I don't doubt that anybody is a drug user but I'm that picture it's just a spoon and a asthma inhaler.

KC.

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2361228]I don't doubt that anybody is a drug user but I'm that picture it's just a spoon and a asthma inhaler.

KC.[/QUOTE]King, thanks for all the posts and info you bring to the forum.

I was just thinking who needs a spoon in the bathroom? I don't see anything that would be obvious, but you could be right. Also, the girl looks a bit frazzled to me. Maybe just my newbie paranoia coming thru.

The Southern Gent.

Truth be told I have seen smokers turn into MacGvyer making an inhaler into a pipe. And come on how many girls that are posting on BP would have a spoon by the sink for any other reason than cook a substance in it? No plate, no bowl, no other kitchen or food utensils. One be way to naive to believe anything other than substance abuse. Those are new pics in that ad so I am sure that her busines iff she had any has declined. Also that is a bottle of Drakkar cologne in the picture, which is only made in a man's fragrance, hence I am sure there is management. Too many red flags to even consider this chick. Stay safe out there.

BBH.

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2361228]I don't doubt that anybody is a drug user but I'm that picture it's just a spoon and a asthma inhaler.

KC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2361463]Truth be told I have seen smokers turn into MacGvyer making an inhaler into a pipe. And come on how many girls that are posting on BP would have a spoon by the sink for any other reason than cook a substance in it? No plate, no bowl, no other kitchen or food utensils. One be way to naive to believe anything other than substance abuse. Those are new pics in that ad so I am sure that her busines iff she had any has declined. Also that is a bottle of Drakkar cologne in the picture, which is only made in a man's fragrance, hence I am sure there is management. Too many red flags to even consider this chick. Stay safe out there.

BBH.[/QUOTE]Bishop Black Hat, Thank you. Your interpretation of the pictures was also my concern. Better safe then sorry.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2361463]Truth be told I have seen smokers turn into MacGvyer making an inhaler into a pipe. And come on how many girls that are posting on BP would have a spoon by the sink for any other reason than cook a substance in it? No plate, no bowl, no other kitchen or food utensils. One be way to naive to believe anything other than substance abuse. Those are new pics in that ad so I am sure that her busines iff she had any has declined. Also that is a bottle of Drakkar cologne in the picture, which is only made in a man's fragrance, hence I am sure there is management. Too many red flags to even consider this chick. Stay safe out there.

BBH.[/QUOTE]Notice that the toilet seat is also in the up position. How many women do you know that leave the toilet seat up?

Looking for help. Have been out of the area for some time.

My enjoyment is cunnilingus or mutual satisfaction.

Please help me and provide info if appropriate.

I just noticed that I am a senior member now. Does this mean when somebody says SM can PM for info I can do it?!

YES!

Lord "SM" Casanova from the house of babes.

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Happy Valentine to everyone.

Have Fun, Sex and Rock and Roll.

[QUOTE=BbbjCimWs;2361176]Was tempted to give this girl a call until I spotted all the drug paraphernalia. Buyer Beware! Bottom left picture. There is a spoon & a pipe. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-special-special-special-special/12095427[/URL].[/QUOTE]Inspector Clouseau, probably not a good idea to jump to conclusions about a provider to the whole world. She could be addicted to peanut butter for all you know (hence the spoon). The other object might be a plastic toy from a box of Cracker Jack's. Give the girl a chance before you throw her to the dogs.

I am still relatively new to the hobby but have dreamed in Philly, Boston, Baltimore and Orlando. I have to say that I get excited everytime my work sends me this way. The menu in this town is incredible and the ladies are awesome. My most recent trip was this week and there are always work problems, sceduling dificulities, etc. But I left town with a smile on my face and dreams in my mind.

I have had the pleasure of dreaming with Dahlia (petite, sexy and intelligent), Lilly (bright eyed, funny and quick. Meow) and a travelling gal Layla (free spirited, sensual and fun). These ladies are all very different and all awesome.

My dreams to see others have yet to come to fruition. Michele1 (still trying to get verified) and Jenna Jewl (3 was not a charm). And my wish list goes on NaNa Pleases, Jersey Girl, etc.

Orlando is a great town with so many great ladies. I look forward to my next visit with a couple of new (or repeat) dreams. Until then. Stay well Orlando.

I would like to say I enjoyed my time here in Orlando very very much, unfortunately I had to leave today but I will be backtowards the end of March if not sooner.

For those of you who I got a chance to meet, yet hopefully next time. Have a great Sunday.

Xoxo Layla Luv

If you look closely in the 3rd picture the pipe looking item is actually a rescue inhaler for asthma patients.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2366459]Inspector Clouseau, probably not a good idea to jump to conclusions about a provider to the whole world. She could be addicted to peanut butter for all you know (hence the spoon). The other object might be a plastic toy from a box of Cracker Jack's. Give the girl a chance before you throw her to the dogs.[/QUOTE]

Been so out M. I. A. That I _ (you guys can fill that one in with whatever clever things you can think of). I was temporarily "settled down", and at the same time experienced some (un) timely career progressions that had me to on and off of planes at an extremely unpredictable frequency. At any rate I'm single again, got my promotion, and should be able to put a few shallow roots in the ground now so stay tuned. I have some ridiculously unbelievable and complete phony short stories to add to our collection of bs.

The right place for this post, but I didn't see a better one. I'm planning on spending a few days shooting coins and what have you on the barrier island north of Vero beach, south of the Sebastiani Inlet. I guess that's fairly near Orlando, I didn't take the time yet to take a close look and see if any other cities in the guide are closer. I would be interested in spending that time hunting for treasure with a young lady who would like to split whatever we find down the middle. I have a good metal detector and I suspect I may find some coin, since this is the place where the wrecks of 1735 went down and there are reputed to be fairly regular finds there. Then again, might just wind up spending a lot of time tramping in the sand. Any girls interested PM me please.

Cheech1.

[QUOTE=HomerSimp;2368442]Been so out M. I. A. That I _ (you guys can fill that one in with whatever clever things you can think of). I was temporarily "settled down", and at the same time experienced some (un) timely career progressions that had me to on and off of planes at an extremely unpredictable frequency. At any rate I'm single again, got my promotion, and should be able to put a few shallow roots in the ground now so stay tuned. I have some ridiculously unbelievable and complete phony short stories to add to our collection of bs.[/QUOTE]Glad to see you're back in the saddle again. I'm looking forward to your insight again my man.

BG111.

[QUOTE=BbbjCimWs;2361176]Was tempted to give this girl a call until I spotted all the drug paraphernalia. Buyer Beware! Bottom left picture. There is a spoon & a pipe. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/special-special-special-special-special/12095427[/URL].[/QUOTE]I personally like the Drakkar Noir on the bathroom counter. She is with a very classy guy!

Hey guys and gals.

I'm visiting the Orlando area for a couple of days and would like some info on who to see. I do not have a ride so I need someone to come to me. I'm in a very nice upscale hotel near sea world. Good attitude and great hygiene is a must. I prefer young, short, and petite but up to a small BBW is ok.

Made contact with Hottbrittney but no outcalls she said, any help is appreciated, will gladly return the favor if ever in my area.

Business must be very good? Very senior long time member visiting with 600+ posts, easily verifiable, looking for good company and none are interested. Wow. Well if any of you lovely ladies do get an interest, shoot me a pm.

Visiting Orlando tomorrow through Friday AM. Looking for a beautiful recommendation to visit me after meetings at my hotel. I'm on business so UTR or major discretion is a must.

PM me is you can recommend anyone.

Thanks!

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I've traveled to many states and always tried to use usasexguide to help safely navigate the hobby. In my home area, our board is very active and when a senior members comes through our members try to help out. Until arriving in Orlando, I had thought we were the only ones that actually knew what the board was for.

I have nothing but great things to say about this board and the members. After my initial posts, my inbox was loaded with great information and tips from the members of this board. Every other states that I been to, with out exception, produced from zero to two offers for help. This group went above and beyond to make my stay a safe and pleasant one.

If why'all are ever in my area be sure to hit me up, I'll certainly do my dam-dist to return the favor.

Sandmt.

Just like the title says I'm striking out on my normal friends tonight. Looking for someone on the younger good looking side.

Feel free to pm.

I suggest Amanda Starr who posts on BP. She posts on here as BrookeStarr08. Tall, pretty, curvy 20-something who delivers a great dream with no drama. Also, her clean safe incall is in a convenient location.

Dieter.

[QUOTE=Nickoglock;2375069]Just like the title says I'm striking out on my normal friends tonight. Looking for someone on the younger good looking side.

Feel free to pm.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DieterBraun;2375081]I suggest Amanda Starr who posts on BP. She posts on here as BrookeStarr08. Tall, pretty, curvy 20-something who delivers a great dream with no drama. Also, her clean safe incall is in a convenient location.

Dieter.[/QUOTE]Fairly recent arrival to the community. General question for anyone to comment on. I own my own business, work a lot of hours and recently decided to join this community because of the info on the SP's and looks like quite a delicious lot to choose from. My question would be; Does it always take so many misfires to finally arrive at a dream? Time is valuable and its hard for me to waste a lot of it chasing around town for no shows. Would appreciate any input form the esteemed senior members or PM me if you choose.

Thanks.

I am not as skilled as our recently departed Jethrow, but I appreciated the way he went about handling business. With that said, I know someone used to help him coordinate on occassions and may have email list. Please reach out to me. She is 25, small bbw, out of deltona. I am in no way financially benefiting from this. Just a lucky response from a CL ad.

FB.

[QUOTE=TomJon276;2375801]Fairly recent arrival to the community. General question for anyone to comment on. I own my own business, work a lot of hours and recently decided to join this community because of the info on the SP's and looks like quite a delicious lot to choose from. My question would be; Does it always take so many misfires to finally arrive at a dream? Time is valuable and its hard for me to waste a lot of it chasing around town for no shows. Would appreciate any input form the esteemed senior members or PM me if you choose.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]TJ276 - Orlando is a really active place so in my experience, if I am not seeing one of my regulars, I always start my search for a dream with a "wish list" and start working the phones until I hit paydirt. Generally works for me. Just my 2 cents. Good luck.