A little story is in order here.
A pig spends its life as a pig, looks like a pig, snorts like a pig, eats like a pig, lives in the mud with other pigs.
One day, it dreams of making a change, so it goes on Amazon and orders a dress. Why Amazon some might ask? Fair question, but does anyone think Macy's would wait on a pig let alone allow the pig in their store.
Amazon makes the delivery and the pig is unbelievably excited as she opens the box and tries on her dress. The pig looks in the mirror and realizes something is amiss but pretends all is ok.
The pig is excited and tells all the humans it is no longer a pig and wants to hang out with the humans and leave the pig family.
In fact, the discussions the pig has are all consuming and the pig starts to believe she might be accepted by the humans.
Until one day, the humans break the news.
You can put a dress on a pig, but at the end of the day, it is still a pig.
A respected SP tells Sissy Chrissy 5
"You're as dumb as the rocks that your ho is smoking". I know most of you missed it but what a great line! Thank you Paige.
You are absolutely right!
[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2970957]Girl we getting money while she sitting around wishing! Don't pay them no mind! They are not worth it![/QUOTE]Savannah is too fooking ugly, mean spirited and saggy to do anything more in the business so she needs to brag about her new business (I know what it is and it is not much to brag about) and some boyfriend she found. Good for her.
But, her joy in life comes from coming to this board and attacking others without reason.
It is sad.
But, we are all she's got.
You are clueless Chrissypoo.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2971083]How can a broke down old ho like yourself be so fucking stupid! First off you claim you can't get on top because of a injury? Does your injury stop you from taking hard earned CASH from mongers who pay you to do a job the correct way? You're a old broke down ho! I will see you on the trail shortly where you will be sucking dick for ten bucks! A doctorate? Lmfao! Ho, you have no business plan! You're a LOSER living in a shitty filthy apartment! Chasing and begging MONGERS for a cheap dream. You should be ashamed of yourself on how your pathetic life turned out. All your reviews are pitty and sympathy reviews. Orlando has thousands on young tight college girls begging for Mongers CASH! You simply can't compete! Hang up the grandma panties ho and hit the Paradise Trail.[/QUOTE]Paige has more brains in her poop than you do in your head. You are fucking clueless and a moron to boot!
She has never posted to you, why are you worried about what she does?
Seriously, shut your fucking mouth and mind your own business.
Wouldn't this also apply to you as well?
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2971488]The douchebag crew can't stand to have the truth about what and who they are really about. I'm not intimidated by any of them and will continue to share the truth and real motives. Bunch of scammers that prey on the members of this forum.
Swags.[/QUOTE]I mean, I'll forgive your delusions about the boyfriend, legit job and being just plain batshit crazy. I'll just chalk it up to you suffering from Alzheimer's. Will also explain you being a fraud using the alias. But it's funny. The guilty will always blame the innocent. It's not your fault. I'm sure your dealer Chris likes you nice and stupid. It's how he gets the girls on the trail.
Enthrall us with your Street Walker tales and leave the GFE gals to the rest of us!
Chris5:
There is no question that you are the king of the trail and a master of your Street Walker hobby style; I don't know why you waste your time putting down the GFE gals like Paige, Monica, and Dahlia? Those of us who love and adore these gals have a different perspective and goals for our hobby times. They always come through with a personal experience and interaction that is just not the same as we find from your low budget, pump and dump, drug addicted hoes on the Trail and your crack house hangouts. I respect that you have your own satisfying approach to this hobby; I just think you would be better served to celebrate and share your successful adventures, and pay no mind to the GFE gals who have no interest in accommodating your business.
I have had multiple dates with each of these gals, posted my own photographs of each of them, and none warrant your negative remarks. Paige's place is small and eclectic but certainly not dirty. Monica is one of the most beautiful gals in Orlando. And Dahlia is the ultimate provider of a Girl Friend Experience. All of them have good business sense, are always clean and well prepared, professional, and able to provide an escape from our daily grind with reasonable donation expectations. I guess you may not have actually had a date with any of them, so you should stick to enthralling us with tales of what you actually know about, your Street Walker hobby.
Peace, Dude.
Second something diffferent
[BLUE]Not a bunch of people (hookers) have gone to the beta site. Here's why you should;
1. Because it's going to be the classified site, might as well get used to it now while it's practice
2. Because your pimp daddy A2 is asking you to
3. The sooner it's deployed, the sooner the ladies have their own forum (didn't think about that now did you)
[url]http://specwriteronline.com/ISGClassifieds/GeneralInfo.aspx[/url]
Hint: Since it says in the directions "This site isn't connected to the database so your USASG credentials will not work and you have to create an account as if you had never been here before" you might want to pay attention to that before you report "my USASG credentials don't work and I can't log in" as a problem.
Just saying,
A2[/BLUE]
The definition of priceless.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2971067]Below the PIG looking in the mirror when it realize something is amiss but pretend all is okay.
I think the PIG new boyfriend bought that mirror for it, or else it bought it for herself and only lets the new boyfriend see her in the mirror!
Lmfao![/QUOTE]Everyone but the pig is aware.
You actually not a bad looking guy
[QUOTE=Chris5;2972208]Monica you are one sorry DUMB ass ho! You and your girl Paige are pathetic! Monica I've seen your pics, There is NOTHING cute about you ho! Nasty looking body that screams that your pussy more than likely stinks!! Your face is hidden, wonder WHY? LOL!! You booked at room on the trail because you're a broke ass ho! Everyone knows the Florida Mall is hooker central! Cheap chicks with cheap blowjobs. You're probably a crack ho undercover. Once you're client's find out you're near the Florida Mall, they probably cancel on you fool! The Florida Mall area is my fucking territory ho! If you are indeed a crack head, as I believe you are, maybe me and you can do some business? My product is the best in Orlando.[/QUOTE]I seen your pic you're not bad looking but you a complete idiot! I wouldn't dare see you!
Chrissypoo just got slammed.
[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2972597]I seen your pic you're not bad looking but you a complete idiot! I wouldn't dare see you![/QUOTE]Dude, she fucking picked your little ass up in the air and body slammed you hard to the ground!
But, you got to respect that, she was nice about it.
My advice to you is not to burn bridges as Miss Murno has a future and, as you can tell, Swags does not. She is a punching bag. Use this as a growing experience and align yourself with the right people.
Oink, oink!
That is a great old picture of you
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2972596]Please show us your selfie. LOL.
Swags.[/QUOTE]No clue what your infatuation is with the old shit in your scrapbook, but you were what in this picture? 28? It's nice you want to hold onto the past. Most grandma's do. This picture, however, isn't what you look like now.
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Check your vision with these images of MissMurno69; pictures tell the beautiful truth
[QUOTE=Chris5;2972208]Monica . . . I've seen your pics, There is NOTHING cute about you . . . your pussy more than likely stinks. . . Your face is hidden, wonder WHY? . . .[/QUOTE]Chris5:
Either your standards are quite a bit higher than your Street Walker preferences would lead us to believe, or you need to get your vision checked. As I said before, Monica Murno is one of the most beautiful women in Orlando, my own photos of her as evidence below. I can certify that going down on her is an absolute pleasure, always clean and without unpleasant odor, and her 69 is among the best I have every experienced. For purposes of her personal privacy and security, I either blurred or provide off-angle views of her face, but she is a gorgeous young lady. It's too bad you are unlikely to have the pleasure of experiencing a little time and companionship with this GFE treasure.
RG69.
Congratulations Chris5 on your 3000th post. The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
[QUOTE=Chris5;2972973]RegularGuy . . . You could of at least congratulated me on my 3000th Post on this great board! Show some respect dude! [/QUOTE]Chris5:
My oversight. Congratulations on your 3000th post. It is without question that you have been a significant contributor to this literary society, positive, negative, or otherwise.
RG69.