Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nick4;7338633]Stumbled across this hole in the wall off Engineer. I was making a turn and saw it out of the corner of my eye. No idea how long it's been there. Parking is tight because it shares an office building with something else.
Took a chance on a walk in. Appeared to be a one elf show in a sundress and late 30's / early 40's. She was a straight A student of fashion. Slender and friendly.
5/30 house fee. Standard tips apply. Massage started off good, then quickly tapered to the "soft touch" finger grazing all over. On the flip she asked if I wanted a shaken bottle of soda. Asked her if she had any hidden talents. She did. Did a bit of fluffing after wiping jr down with a alcohol infused paper towel. Then before the main even, wiped Ms. Kitty down similarly, placed a raincoat on and asked who's on top. We came. We saw. We conquered. She was so light I think I could have toured her around the room on the pojo stick.
She did ask how I found the place and if a friend told me. Pretty big assumption that I had friends. Afterwards, couldn't find anything here in a search on Elf but I'm guessing they've been there a while. I plan on going back for a quality control check.[/QUOTE]Nice Report Monger Brother, Thanks for sharing your secret fishing spot with us. Did this ELF on the Shelf have a 'Name'? . Also FYI I've been there before to see Candy (formerly of you-Massage in SV) Candy has a Pink Lotus Flower Tattoo on her Mons Pubis, if anybody knows of her whereabouts give me a hollar.

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Stopped by sugar spa on Friday afternoon. It was grand central up in there. They had me wait in the outside vestibule for about 5 minutes and I got to see 3 guys walk out (awkward) and then they had me wait another few minutes behind the privacy screen where I got to hear two more guys walk out. I was starting to question my choice, when finally Tiffany comes to get me and take me back to a room. By the time I left, I had zero regrets.

Tiffany is a tiny Chinese spinner with a very cute face, some amazingly well done enhanced C cups, a tight body, no ass, and a neatly shaved kitty. Perfunctory rub down was actually pretty decent, but I wasn't there for that. On the flip she drops her tight pink dress and man she has a hot body. Some LFK throughout, but never got to DFK. Very good BBBJ that only got better when she moved to 69. Cover on and we went through CG, ACG, standing mish, standing K9, and I finished in her mouth. She started off kinda shy (probably also still recovering from the last guy), but seemed to get into it as we progressed. She likes to get pounded hard and kept grabbing my ass and pulling me in harder. She also slapped my ass a few times and told me to go harder and deeper. Highlights include her on her back, legs spread eagle and her watching my cock slide in and out as well as her in doggy in front of the mirror looking at me while I pounded away. Of note, I'm very much a natural tits guy and generally MMs don't do it for me, but Tiffany's were incredibly well done. They bounced like they were all natural but during the course of my repeated inspections, I could feel the implants. But seriously, kudos to her doctor!

As I was getting my clothes on she brought Alina in for an introduction. Alina is short with a bit of a darker skin tone and nice natural C / D's which she was happy to let me play with. Alina is a little thicker than Tiffany, but that's not saying much because Tiffany is spinner tiny.

I had a great time with Tiffany and will likely repeat. 45 minute session, . 6 HF, 1. 4 for Tiffany.

While I was in San Diego I got the chance to visit QQ Spa as well. I was looking forward to my visit since reading all of the glowing reviews about this place. After the session was over I walked out a little disappointed. I don't have any issues with the service I was given, but the service I got was what I would expect if I walked into any spa. With all the hype I was expecting more from this place. I will say the best part of my session was the massage. The provider hit all of my pain points and the massage lasted a good 30 minutes or so. I'm going to give this place another shot when I'm back in a month or so, just wanted to share my experience.

By the end of Campo Road by 5 Star Foot and Body. Drew Mia, amazing spinner body and tall. HF 40, and negotiated FS for $. CBJ, DATY, FIV, Mish and Doggie. I finished by having her lay next to me on the table and stroke me while FIV. Slipped my thumb in the starfish a few times but she wasn't a big fan of that. This all happened Thursday night. I went back this morning, and she tried to pawn me off to her friend. Don't know if I went too hard or negotiated too low but whatever. I had my turn and blew my load all over her legs. Probably won't go back after all of this.

Formerly Relax Spa. After being dogged by Mia (see my last report), I was scrambling to release. The Royal Honey had me bricked and I needed to bust. Didn't catch a name, but it's a 1 girl shop. Small spinner with nice tits. HF 40 and asked if I've been there before and who I saw. Threw the name Cici out there, common enough LOL. She stroked me for a full 30 min while I sucked on the titties, but when I brought up CBJ, apparently lube "causes cancer", so that didn't happen, and she said she didn't do FS. After 30 min, she said time was up and I got dressed, tipped, and left. Got home and finished myself off.

[QUOTE=JM619;7339558]Stopped by sugar spa on Friday afternoon. It was grand central up in there. They had me wait in the outside vestibule for about 5 minutes and I got to see 3 guys walk out (awkward) and then they had me wait another few minutes behind the privacy screen where I got to hear two more guys walk out. I was starting to question my choice, when finally Tiffany comes to get me and take me back to a room. By the time I left, I had zero regrets.[/QUOTE]Man that sounds awkward asf. I hate to see / hear other dudes. About how long do you think you had to wait in all? I also noticed the new wait area by the door on my last visit. Must be getting quite busy.

I have seen Tiffany and Alina. Tiffany is not at all shy about telling you just how she wants it LOL. Alina is not quite as forward, but equally excellent in a more subtle way. Alina's nips are a thing of beauty, they are too perfect to be natural. Finally, Alina (and even Candy) give massage even a CMT would be proud of.

I waited a total of 9 minutes. I got there right at 4 (when I told them I would be there) and I checked the time when I got in the room. I knew that a Friday afternoon would be busy, but in the end I had a great time so it was still worth it.

I can't speak to the naturalness of Alina's nipples, but her tits are definitely real. She pulled her shirt down, backed into me, and I had a good 30 seconds of feeling her up while she grinded her ass against me.

[QUOTE=BrainLara;7339770]Man that sounds awkward asf. I hate to see / hear other dudes. About how long do you think you had to wait in all? I also noticed the new wait area by the door on my last visit. Must be getting quite busy.

I have seen Tiffany and Alina. Tiffany is not at all shy about telling you just how she wants it LOL. Alina is not quite as forward, but equally excellent in a more subtle way. Alina's nips are a thing of beauty, they are too perfect to be natural. Finally, Alina (and even Candy) give massage even a CMT would be proud of.[/QUOTE]

This was a first. 20 min into a 1 hr session the girl says she's the only one working and has to answer the door. And I can do 30 min or be done now. I'm thinking what? We go back and forth and I tell her I paid for an hour and that's what I expect. She was apologetic and said it was too busy. Sooo you're just going to answer the door and not give any massages? Whatever. I tell her to give me my money back and she asked if I'm going to tip. I tell her Nope and she gets pissy. Told her she could keep 20 for the 20 min effort, which wasn't bad at all. She gave me the rest back. Grabbed a handful of hi-chews on the way out and was on my way. This should go without saying but please do not tip anything in situations like this. And don't cave in to the lesser time either. Don't feel bad cause they def do not feel bad about providing shitty service or attempting to short on time. Smh.

This place has been around for a while. I popped in there a couple years ago late one evening. I had a much different experience though. They'd sent the usual fake (probably AI) pics of a chick they said was working. But when I got there it was only one old granny working. I started to leave and she promised me free upgrades. I gave in and after a half ass massage she went right to work with a BBBJ. She'd pulled down her tights and encouraged some FIV. HUGE mistake! The stink on my fingers was so bad I had to stop at a gas station to wash my hands on my way home. I don't know what she had going on down there but the smell was atrocious. Even after washing my hands with gas station soap I had to hang my head out the window like I was Ace Ventura.

[QUOTE=Nick4;7338633]Stumbled across this hole in the wall off Engineer. I was making a turn and saw it out of the corner of my eye. No idea how long it's been there. Parking is tight because it shares an office building with something else.

Took a chance on a walk in. Appeared to be a one elf show in a sundress and late 30's / early 40's. She was a straight A student of fashion. Slender and friendly.

5/30 house fee. Standard tips apply. Massage started off good, then quickly tapered to the "soft touch" finger grazing all over. On the flip she asked if I wanted a shaken bottle of soda. Asked her if she had any hidden talents. She did. Did a bit of fluffing after wiping jr down with a alcohol infused paper towel. Then before the main even, wiped Ms. Kitty down similarly, placed a raincoat on and asked who's on top. We came. We saw. We conquered. She was so light I think I could have toured her around the room on the pojo stick.

She did ask how I found the place and if a friend told me. Pretty big assumption that I had friends. Afterwards, couldn't find anything here in a search on Elf but I'm guessing they've been there a while. I plan on going back for a quality control check.[/QUOTE]

Repeat visit to Sun spa on Miramar. Had a fantastic time with Ruby last time and came back today wanting to get in a round two, but to my surprise, I was greeted by an even hotter new girl named Ivy!

Looks: Similar to Ruby, she's also a gorgeous petite spinner. She's very easy on the eyes, has a pair of magnificent natural C's on her chest, and the cutest little tight butt. There's a popular Chinese designer doll trend going around right now that's all the hype called "Labubus", and the best way to describe her is that she's as adorable as a Labubu. She's got a very unique charm to her and she's as cute as a button.

Service: BBBJ, DFK, CFS, CIM all on the menu. I very much enjoyed my time with her. Went through the whole alphabet soup of positions and services with her and she really exceeded my expectations. Top highlight of the session was when I was pounding her in doggy watching her sexy face in the mirror lock eyes with me when she built up to a huge O. Watching her amazing C tits jiggle back and forth while I was balls deep in her was an incredible sight and a memory that will last me a lifetime.

Overall Thoughts: If you like petite spinners with nice tits, Ivy is like a dream come true. She's an excellent addition to the lineup at Sun and I'm looking forward to getting another session in with her.

Wondering around I found Beauty Body Care in Oceanside, got in paid. 5 for the half hour, was greeted by a thin early 30's asian. We get in quick massage I start touching she ask me if I want then motion fucking. I give her my offer and we get to work, CBJ she rides me good effort bend her over and use her in Doggy finish in the bag and go on my way. Wasn't bad wondering if there's better around here.

Cheers.

Been meaning to visit for awhile. Easy check in. Massage was terrible, it was like she hated men and wanted to take out all that anger on me. Service was shit, unenthusiastic, kept stopping, kept asking me why I hadn't finished yet. I decided to just leave and told her to stop and put on my clothes.

That's when she tried to extort me. She said if I didn't give her 100 dollars they would use a friend at DMV and find my address from my license and put a video of her blowing me in my mailbox so my wife would find it.

I told her to go ahead because there is no wife.

[BLUE]Arjons has been added to the no fly list. If you post about them you get banned.

I've never been but I saw a post that said the extort customers.

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Not sure what to make of this visit.

Physically I found her very attractive. 5 foot ish, not quite spinner thin, but a nice tight body. I'd guess age right around 30. Cute face with full natural C cups, a small waist, and nice hips (but no ass). Her service level was disinterested at best, she only lasted about 2 minutes in CG, and wouldn't let me do doggy. But she gives an above average BBBJ and her pussy is super tight. After 5 minutes of a very good BBBJ, she put the cover on and did some ACG for a minute or two. No eye contact. After that, she asked for mish and for me to go slow. She used her legs to control my depth, but she did wrap an arm under her nice big natural tits so they were looking spectacular. She basically just laid on her back and watched the monitor while I pumped away. Everytime I tried to speed up, she didn't say anything, but I could tell she wasn't digging it. I asked for K9, but she said "no doggy. " But here's the thing. I think she was using my cock for keggle exercise equipment because she was just clamping down and it felt amazing. I almost nutted early twice and had to slow down. In the end, she finished me off with BBBJ. As I came in her mouth, she pulled me out and jerked me off onto her tits. Not much hospitality after and she didn't bring another girl in for introductions, which is usually the MO at Sugar.

So on the one hand, I wasn't impressed by her attitude or friendliness, but on the other hand, everything she did with her mouth, hands, tits, and pussy made me feel good. Doubtful I'll repeat, but all-in-all, a pretty decent session. 45 minutes, . 6 HF, 1. 6 for Alina.