Any of you fine gentleman come across anything to write home about lately?
Looking for another diamond in the rough.
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Any of you fine gentleman come across anything to write home about lately?
Looking for another diamond in the rough.
PC out
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1892665]Any of you fine gentleman come across anything to write home about lately?
Looking for another diamond in the rough.
PC out[/QUOTE]Coco is back at Swan. Hands down the hottest Chinese provider around.
[QUOTE=Kijimuna;1892852]Coco is back at Swan. Hands down the hottest Chinese provider around.[/QUOTE]Is Coco the long haired Chinese gal? If so, what is on the menu. PM is fine.
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[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1893469]Is Coco the long haired Chinese gal? If so, what is on the menu. PM is fine.
PC out[/QUOTE]Coco is late 20's / early 30's with long hair. Cici is the older lady with even longer hair.
Stopped by Smile to see if any good treats. Drew Kimmy. TS was ok, but not much cleaning of key areas even with encouragement. Decent massage but she was very good at staying out of reach. Decent HE but nothing more. Bad part of visit was her actions on her tip. She was not happy with the standard $40 and threw it on the table and escorted me to the door with no talk or anything. Wold not go back nor recommend. Maybe she will learn some day that normal actions get normal pay and no more.
[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29;1894084]Stopped by Smile to see if any good treats. Drew Kimmy. TS was ok, but not much cleaning of key areas even with encouragement. Decent massage but she was very good at staying out of reach. Decent HE but nothing more. Bad part of visit was her actions on her tip. She was not happy with the standard $40 and threw it on the table and escorted me to the door with no talk or anything. Wold not go back nor recommend. Maybe she will learn some day that normal actions get normal pay and no more.[/QUOTE]This has been my experience with the Korean AMPs. Friggin greedy. They want more money for less work.
[QUOTE=OneHitWonders;1879947]Thanks for the post. I don't blame you."shorting of time" is a big turn off for me-even if the masseuse is very good. I just don't like that feeling of being rushed out.[/QUOTE]June at City told me you get 50 min for the hr and 25min for the half (when I told her I got shorted there last time)
I have regretfully noted the 50-minute rule at the new city. And although I like the place and the providers, I think (at least for now) , I will take my custom elsewhere.
Perhaps the manager will notice. The hobby is enjoyable, but not inexpensive. And with furloughs or just the expenses of life, if 50 minutes = hour, the $80 should = $67.
FWIW. I visited last week. Had another enjoyable appointment with Nichole who is CMT-quality with great hands. I was frustrated only by again being shortened on time, but if you visit perhaps.
YMMC Alot
[QUOTE=The Nub; 1887275]Stopped by for therapy and I was greeted by my therapist at the door. Tiny k-girl, under 5", I'd put her around 30, looked kind of cute. Massage was medium pressure, average for an AMP. I guess mamasan was out, because my therapist seemed to be in charge of the phone, she walked out twice during my session to answer the phone. She was very apologetic. After the flip an ok therapy, decent technique and I was left stress free. I roamed UTC up north, and UTC lightly on the rear.
Overall it was an average session, nothing to rave about. But the therapist was kind of cute and younger than most. Total damage 0. 8 + 0. 4[/QUOTE]I have visited Mei a couple times, and had a different K-Girl each time, both younger than most KAMPs. Clean, stand-up shower rinse and no noticeable smell from cooking (or heating up) Korean food. Both times, the girls were answering the phone, and one left the room twice.
One gave a decent massage, the other seemed to be new to the business (but pleasant). Both cases the standard NoVA. Nice providers, but too disruptive for me without a mama-san.
[QUOTE=Telcova;1894369]June at City told me you get 50 min for the hr and 25min for the half (when I told her I got shorted there last time)[/QUOTE]Just like the policies at most psychotherapists I've heard of.
[QUOTE=YMMV Alot; 1894579]I have regretfully noted the 50-minute rule at the new city. And although I like the place and the providers, I think (at least for now) , I will take my custom elsewhere.
Perhaps the manager will notice. The hobby is enjoyable, but not inexpensive. And with furloughs or just the expenses of life, if 50 minutes = hour, the $80 should = $67.
FWIW. I visited last week. Had another enjoyable appointment with Nichole who is CMT-quality with great hands. I was frustrated only by again being shortened on time, but if you visit perhaps.
YMMC Alot[/QUOTE]The nerd in me has to reply.
It's actually like a 50Hz clock run at 60Hz. (This will cause the clock to run faster.) A 60Hz clock run at 50Hz will run slower.
Sorry, my friend, I just couldn't resist. So, call me a nerd.
Otherwise, cheers to a standup guy.
R:R
[QUOTE=Roamin Roman; 1896689]The nerd in me has to reply.
It's actually like a 50Hz clock run at 60Hz. (This will cause the clock to run faster.) A 60Hz clock run at 50Hz will run slower.
Sorry, my friend, I just couldn't resist. So, call me a nerd.
Otherwise, cheers to a standup guy.
R:R[/QUOTE]Roman is very correct with his science. And I regret the inaccuracy of my analogy (and spelling errors)
YMMV Alot
[QUOTE=YMMV Alot; 1897366]Roman is very correct with his science. And I regret the inaccuracy of my analogy (and spelling errors)
YMMV Alot[/QUOTE]Not to fret, my friend. At least you can take solace in never having burned out a 50Hz motor by plugging it into a 60Hz source. Unfortunately, I've got smoke on my fingers.
Of course, your analogy also raises a question: Do AMP girls operate at 50Hz or 60Hz?
After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.
[QUOTE=Collio2;1901682]After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.[/QUOTE]You have 13 posts to your name and every single one is an unqualified positive review of an AMP. In fact, you've given positive reviews to places in Jacksonville, Colorado Springs, Sacramento, Mobile, PG County and Northern VA. And in most of your posts you claim to have received either BJ (including CIM) or FS. Also, in your Sacramento Forum post on 4/23 you claim that it was an account of your very first visit to an AMP. Yet you have five earlier posts detailing other reported AMP visits.
Don't know what your game is, but my scammer radar is on high alert and I don't believe a word of any of your posts.
This is probably a newbie mistake but I was hopeful. I've been seeing signs plugged in the medians for a 49/ hr special for this place so I called for an appointment. First hint: no buzzer in the front, but ok; over the years I've been to a place or two that didn't have one. Second hint: no shower; however, on the phone I asked about TS for which the response was no but there was a shower in the bathroom.
There was an immediate upsell from .49 for the hour to .79 for 1.5 hours. In walks a see-gal from Shanghai with be-cpus, a so-so face and acceptable body. I said ok to the 1.5 hours. The massage wasn't the best I've had but very close.
No roaming was allowed despite a few attempts. Damage: .79 + .25. It was a bit disappointing because I was worked up and looking for something more than just a massage. I'd be interested in knowing if your experience was different.
[QUOTE=JmSuttr;1902207]You have 13 posts to your name and every single one is an unqualified positive review of an AMP. In fact, you've given positive reviews to places in Jacksonville, Colorado Springs, Sacramento, Mobile, PG County and Northern VA. And in most of your posts you claim to have received either BJ (including CIM) or FS. Also, in your Sacramento Forum post on 4/23 you claim that it was an account of your very first visit to an AMP. Yet you have five earlier posts detailing other reported AMP visits.
Don't know what your game is, but my scammer radar is on high alert and I don't believe a word of any of your posts.[/QUOTE]Dude as much money as I make you don't have to believe me but for real AMPs are all great.
Guess what, who gives a shit about your 'ample parking'. Take your ad and shove it. You are another upsell Korean-AMP, full of greedy gambling-debt-ridden K-hos.
Take your ad somewhere else.
[QUOTE=Collio2;1901682]After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=YmmvAlot;1883198]I am not a customer of all places, but each place that I patronize advertises for a therapeutic massage from a licensed provider (I've seen the certificates on the wall). If you are expecting anything else.
YMMV Alot.
PS. Some hobbyists ask for a line-up, some don't. The key is to be recognized by the manager as a reliable, drama-free, repeat client. A good business relationship with the manager may not be critical, but it is certainly helpful.[/QUOTE]Even when you visit a new place. I recently visited a new place that wants no reviews. I was expecting (and really felt the need for) a very good massage. I got that. But also got a very nice treat an the end even though I did not recognize the girl. She remembered me from a prior place / visits. So in these times of ultra caution, one thing to remember is that just because others panned a place as a no finish place. If your known (and a reliable good tipper), you will often receive a very pleasant conclusion.
[QUOTE=Collio2;1904206]Dude as much money as I make you don't have to believe me but for real AMPs are all great.[/QUOTE]Because with every post you simply dig yourself further into the sh*thole of forum oblivion. In case you hadn't noticed, this board is all about credibility and you've done a great job of demonstrating that you have none.
For example, your statement "as much money as I make" is a complete non sequitur (look it up) and utterly fails to change my perception of you as nothing more than a cheap shill. As a second example, your statement that "for real AMPs are all great" is factually false. Some AMPs are great, some are just OK and some really suck and are a waste of time and money.
The point of what we do here is to share credible information about which places and masseuses are worth seeing and which are not. And the purpose of my responses to your posts is to show that the crap you're trying to feed us does not add to that body of information and is best disregarded.
[QUOTE=JmSuttr;1904809]Because with every post you simply dig yourself further into the sh*thole of forum oblivion. In case you hadn't noticed, this board is all about credibility and you've done a great job of demonstrating that you have none.
For example, your statement "as much money as I make" is a complete non sequitur (look it up) and utterly fails to change my perception of you as nothing more than a cheap shill. As a second example, your statement that "for real AMPs are all great" is factually false. Some AMPs are great, some are just OK and some really suck and are a waste of time and money.
The point of what we do here is to share credible information about which places and masseuses are worth seeing and which are not. And the purpose of my responses to your posts is to show that the crap you're trying to feed us does not add to that body of information and is best disregarded.[/QUOTE]JmSuttr is right. Some AMP's suck ass.
[QUOTE=Volvos40;1904368]Take your ad somewhere else.[/QUOTE]It's a shame Top Therapy bought into that ridiculous shill post. As I have posted previously, I have found it quite satisfactory in the past. They were closed for a while and probably are struggling to build business back up. I haven't been in since they reopened, but I hope to do so soon and will post a real report.
Tried to send you a message but your inbox is full.
So I was looking for a new Chinese massage girl...tried the little house on Wilson Blvd. House is real leaner, like everything is sloped, no heat, cold ass, language barrier was tough, but I paid .9 for 90 minutes, led into really cold bedroom, about 5 inches lower than the main floor, got Amy, a really fit hard see girl with sort of reddish hjghlights, and maybe some dental thing goin on. I asked for deep pressure, and she proceeded to kick my ass. From now on I will ask for 'hard Swedish'the way she kept flipping tendons and long muscles was painful. After 60 minutes came the flip, she stayed with hard Swedish, gave a great sexy abdpmen groin / leg massage with out ever grabbing Johnson, but it was still fun. Tipped .4 and left feeling really worked over. I would do again probably.
Had a really nice time at this place, not too long ago, with Lisa, medium build and see cup, was really friendly and I wished this place was closer to my area. Good massage, on the flip was happy with the nova service. Her breasts were really nice with pencil nips. She is a sweetheart take care of her guys.
A few years ago I had several options for an ok massage and oral relief. Nowadays it seems harder to find. If any seniors have a tip I will reciprocate, there is a massage worker I know where 80 is enough for everything.
VAM.
[QUOTE=DrBombay;1905261]Tried to send you a message but your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Try again, thanks.
Going to be in the Reston area next few days and was wondering if anyone could guide me to a good therapist. Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=Collio2;1901682]After a visit to several different spas I realized that TOP SPA was one of the better ones. With staffs willing to help you relieve your stress for a good cost. These massage experts high standards massage skill and it will treat you well. In an environment pleasant to be in your comfort is not compromised. They also have ample parking lot. A spa like TOP SPA is not to be ignored. Located in Falls church Come try a visit and you will be surprised.[/QUOTE]Your spa sucks. The providers are too old with no FS or take out.
Was looking for something new in the Leesburg area and found a posting for a 'Grand Opening' at a spa just east of Leesburg. While there were no mirrors in sight, their name would suggest you'the find some.
I called and made an appointment. I arrived on time and was greeted by the person behind the desk who would end up being my attendant. She was a late twenties (early thirties) see-Girl with an average GND look to her (if you lived in that area of the world). I found her essentially attractive. Average height and build with Bee cups. She later identified herself as Laura.
First thing I noticed was the main 'lobby' was accessible without ringing a bell and there was an area for a receptionist to sit with shelves behind – kind of like it was an dentist office or something similar to the previous tenants.
Laura collected the fee (.7 for an hour). I was not offered a shower while the ad does say 'Shower Facilities' were available. I didn't notice that in the ad before I got there so I just went with the flow and didn't ask.
The next thing I took notice of was Laura's casual attire – jeans, turtleneck and slippers. I thought that it would be difficult to shed all that if need be later but again, just going with the flow.
The massage was fantastic. A nice oil was used after making sure it was OK. During massage, draping was there but not really used. After working over my back side of my body with the skill of a CMT finding all the knots she retrieved a hot towel and wiped off all the oil.
She then had me flip and that's when the draping came into play. The frontal massage was done with a lotion (unscented) and with great skill. Lastly a head / scalp massage was given.
All and all a great massage and a good experience. I tipped her .3 which she seemed very happy with. Every minute of my hour was given to me during the massage so total time with her was 75 minutes with undressing / dressing and goodbyes.
I am going to try again in a about a week to see if a second visit opens up any additional activities.
I saw the first few ads and wondered if they were see-girls. They tend to give the best massage IMO, and rarely anything else. They can get a little playful, but that's usually on subsequent trips. The other see-AMPs are charging 60 for the hour, a couple even lower than that (Oakton, Herndon).
[QUOTE=BigGuyXXL;1909188]Was looking for something new in the Leesburg area and found a posting for a 'Grand Opening' at a spa just east of Leesburg. While there were no mirrors in sight, their name would suggest you'the find some.
I called and made an appointment. I arrived on time and was greeted by the person behind the desk who would end up being my attendant. She was a late twenties (early thirties) see-Girl with an average GND look to her (if you lived in that area of the world). I found her essentially attractive. Average height and build with Bee cups. She later identified herself as Laura.
First thing I noticed was the main 'lobby' was accessible without ringing a bell and there was an area for a receptionist to sit with shelves behind – kind of like it was an dentist office or something similar to the previous tenants.
Laura collected the fee (.7 for an hour). I was not offered a shower while the ad does say 'Shower Facilities' were available. I didn't notice that in the ad before I got there so I just went with the flow and didn't ask.
The next thing I took notice of was Laura's casual attire – jeans, turtleneck and slippers. I thought that it would be difficult to shed all that if need be later but again, just going with the flow.
The massage was fantastic. A nice oil was used after making sure it was OK. During massage, draping was there but not really used. After working over my back side of my body with the skill of a CMT finding all the knots she retrieved a hot towel and wiped off all the oil.
She then had me flip and that's when the draping came into play. The frontal massage was done with a lotion (unscented) and with great skill. Lastly a head / scalp massage was given.
All and all a great massage and a good experience. I tipped her .3 which she seemed very happy with. Every minute of my hour was given to me during the massage so total time with her was 75 minutes with undressing / dressing and goodbyes.
I am going to try again in a about a week to see if a second visit opens up any additional activities.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Volvos40;1910180]I saw the first few ads and wondered if they were see-girls. They tend to give the best massage IMO, and rarely anything else. They can get a little playful, but that's usually on subsequent trips. The other see-AMPs are charging 60 for the hour, a couple even lower than that (Oakton, Herndon).[/QUOTE]Check VA-Other Areas.
Went looking for June, found Li-Li instead. Fit and quite shapely. Rather young for providers around here. Good thing they use space heaters; it's getting chilly. Big time roaming on the final stretch. Would repeat.
Met a new (to me) Massage Technician.- was not the best massage ever, but she understood an hour has 60 minutes.- and was with me all but two of those minutes (two minutes lost getting hot towels at middle and end).
One of the first that I've met that was not in a hurry to the ending.- which lasted more than 20 minutes.
Younger and taller than many, slender (but not "skinny").- made me happy that I stopped today.
This is a forum for sharing.- those that know can PM (I'll not post more identifiable details).
I had a great 60+minutes, but as in all things.
YMMV Alot.
Hope you are well.
I was wondering if you care to share location of this younger technician. I like the younger and shorter but ill take younger around here lately.
[QUOTE=YmmvAlot;1913552]Met a new (to me) Massage Technician.- was not the best massage ever, but she understood an hour has 60 minutes.- and was with me all but two of those minutes (two minutes lost getting hot towels at middle and end).
One of the first that I've met that was not in a hurry to the ending.- which lasted more than 20 minutes.
Younger and taller than many, slender (but not "skinny").- made me happy that I stopped today.
This is a forum for sharing.- those that know can PM (I'll not post more identifiable details).
I had a great 60+minutes, but as in all things.
YMMV Alot.[/QUOTE]
Long time lurker here. Time for me to give a review of River Spa in Centreville. I had been a few times before last night but It had been awhile so I won't go into detail of those trips.
Went last night around 830. Greeted by a short older K lady. Had her once before and she remembered me. Did the hour massage for .8 was ask if I wanted shower. Its a stand up no.
Table shower. She did do a great job making sure the spots the Sun. Don't shine got cleaned. Went back laid on the table. Started on the back. Did the whole walk on back thing which.
Was nice. Got down and finish my back with a bit of teaseing. The flip came a bit too quick but she did not waste anytime getting to the root cause. I was allowed to roam then it went to a THJ with roaming. Relieved and cleaned up dropped .4 on the table and she walked me out. Massage was about a 3/10 and other items were 6/10. Have had a better massage from a younger girl I had once there. Also got shorted 10 mins.
[QUOTE=SkiriteHound;1913312]Went looking for June, found Li-Li instead. Fit and quite shapely. Rather young for providers around here. Good thing they use space heaters; it's getting chilly. Big time roaming on the final stretch. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]I am corrected. The new girl at City is "Lily". I get thrown by the accent. Very nicely built. I recommend her.
First time poster here, I have read these ads and used the reccomendations for a long time but have never felt the desire to contribute.
I recently visited the new place in Leesburg and had a great massage, I had Laura, cute 20 somthing, as my therapist she is very good at massage 8/10 deffinately the best massage I've had at and AMP. As the eailier poster said no extras, maybe later. I will deffinately return to see this youg lady.
I dreamed that I visited the City, nice enough and clean facility with a shower. I stopped by hoping to draw a well-built, younger therapist I had heard about. Unfortunately my luck of the draw was Yumi, older, stout, unattractive therapist.
Shower was Ok, and the massage was a medium-light rub, which did not do much for my sore muscles. Some feather touch and I flipped. A little more feather touch, and then she asked upfront how much candy I had for her on that Halloween day. Of course, I responded the stard 0.4, she muttered "the minimum...ok." I won't promise more than the standard upfront, but if the therapy is excellent I have no problem throwing in an extra 0.2.
She proceeded with the NoVa anti-stress therapy. She went straight for the target area, not much for build up. Technique was too soft, mechanical and un-energetic but with words of encourgament. I asked her for a little more pressure and energy but she did not seem to be in the mood to oblige. After two or three minutes of her uninspiring therapy she became impatient, and her encouragement turned into orders, she was literally ordering me to release my stress with an attitude. I asked for more pressure again, but she listened only for 30 seconds and back to the therapy being way too soft and mechanical. We are literally just a few minutes into my anti-stress therapy but I guess it was already too long for her, she starts muttering under her breath "Jesus Christ, I can't believe this!" "Next time massage only!" like she's doing me favor and not getting paid for the therapy, while blocking any attempts of roaming.
I lost my patience at this point, politely asked her to stop, got dressed, left 0.2 and walked out.
If you visit City, and you draw Yumi, I'd recommend you ask for another therapist. She's lazy and has bad work ethic, I doubt this has anything to do with YMMV, it's just a matter of you being able to put up (and pop) with that lousy service in under a few minutes like she seems to expect.
[QUOTE=TheNub;1918059]
I lost my patience at this point, politely asked her to stop, got dressed, left 0.2 and walked out.
If you visit City, and you draw Yumi, I'd recommend you ask for another therapist. She's lazy and has bad work ethic, I doubt this has anything to do with YMMV, it's just a matter of you being able to put up (and pop) with that lousy service in under a few minutes like she seems to expect.[/QUOTE]Nub, you did a right thing. I met a few with bad attitudes like her. Why giving a tip for that kind of treatment!
I promised a review of Top Therapy, and it's a doozey. The place has new owners and new staff. They've gone to the no-mamasan model, which means your therapist probably will have to leave the room a few times to answer the bell.
I was greeted by T (or Tee or whatever). T is short, chubby, and piggy-faced, but hey, she has personality. She seems to fancy herself a comedian. Limited english doesn't stop her from telling jokes and goofing around. "You all clean now. You no stink (Ha Ha)". "You have small nipples--oh! You a man. (chortle, chortle snort, slaps knees)". The clincher was when I was getting up, she assumed a boxer's stance--dukes up, feet apart, staring into the middle distance like she was posing for a sculpture. I really had no idea what to do with that. I tipped .4, as she did her job, but I hurried out of there.
Top that!