Charley Sheen was so right!
I was reminded of that a while back. I was getting my haircut at a local place I frequent and a young 20 something who always flirts with me was cutting my hair and she starts tell me all her problems and with in 20 minutes the idea of banging her was completely gone and the thought of taking my 9 mm and blowing my brains out took over. Fortunately for me she was fired not too long after that so I have not seen her since. She was a hot little thing but I am too old to listen to that bs.
Stay safe and have fun!
[QUOTE=RedDog101;4738205]As Charley Sheen once said: You're not paying her for sex, you're paying for her to leave.[/QUOTE]
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Lesbian utr trying out men
Big booty petite sexy 36 yr old with tight kitty needing some help. She has a short haircut and she says she isn't a girly girl but she has a sexy body. Never saw her but we have been talking today and she seems really sweet. Let me know how it goes guys. Senior members preferred since she is new. I'll send out number to whoever inbox me.
No Truer Word's Have ever been Spoken
[QUOTE=Du273;4739918]I think it was "You don't pay them to come over you pay them to leave. " LOL either way he was spot on.[/QUOTE]That line by Charlie Sheen is spot on correct. I also take my hat off to Vino, Who in my opinion, wrote a beautiful post that every monger should already know.
I've mongered all over the world, and there is one thing about women (provider's) that is universal and never changes, that is when the dream is over, PLEASE, pretty please with sugar on top, They want us to Get the fuck out!
They do not and never will want anything more than our cash and credit cards. No zillion texts, phone calls, flowers, concerts, etc. You know what they really want?? For us to get the fuck out as soon as we finish.
I was in the Netherlands a year or so ago, met this gorgeous 20 year old blonde. Had the best sex of my old life, she was the ultimate GFE in every way possible, and at 350 US an hour, she should have been. Once I ran out of cash, and wanted and wanted to extend my time, i told her I needed to go to bank in the morning(it was already 5 am) i told her to stay the night and she was out of my hotel room before I could even pull up my boxer's! No hug, no kiss goodbye. Once the money ran out, got to go!
Don't fall in love with these girls guys, and for God's sake, stay out of Walmart pushing shopping carts with your favorite working girl. LOL.
JK Mitch.
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Maitland Mom Sarah (Pina Colada Song)
Maitland Mom Sarah (Pina Colada Song)
[QUOTE=SarahMaitland;4740074]Can't wait to read
Sounds very mysterious. And like it should be an interesting time![/QUOTE]LOL, here ya go hun! Have a Happy Easter everyone and here is my 800th post courtesy of the lovely Maitland Mom Sarah - enjoy!
It's been exactly two months since my ice dildo / grapefruiting session with Maitland Mom Sarah (see link to that ultra-hot dream below) so I decided to book her for an overnight dream. First off, I'm pleased to report that unlike a certain other provider with only one "L" in their name, Sarah does not snore loud enough to keep you awake, LOL! Secondly, Sarah makes for an excellent overnight companion! As she was pineappleing me for breakfast in bed this morning (think grapefruiting but with a peeled and cored pineapple instead) I was reminded of the "Pina Colada Song" by Rupert Holmes, LOL
Link to the "Pina Colada Song" by Rupert Holmes:
[URL]https://youtu.be/w5_EIikdFr8[/URL]
My dream included stops at the Outback for curbside pickup and the liquor store for some Pina Colada mix. We enjoyed a delicious steak dinner with multiple adult beverages while watching "9 1/2 Weeks" (uncut version) on Vudu which was pretty damn hot for a 34 year old movie. Kim Basinger looked very sexy and Sarah seemed to be entertained by the movie as well. It's been over 30 years since I've seen that movie but I now remember where my little food fetish might have originated from, LOL
After the movie we hopped in the shower together and soaped each other up before drying off and getting in bed. Sarah has a really nice ass and I was already hard from being in the shower with her so I got on top of her for some lazy doggie to start things off. Next I had her flip over so I could suck her big tits and do some Mish. Got on my back so she could give me a very good BBBJ - not DT but still excellent sucking action and tongue tickling of the head with her pierced tongue!
She then climbed on top of me for some extended CG before we switched to Superwoman which is quickly becoming one of my favorite positions (see link below for those of you not familiar with this position). Somehow we ended up on the bedroom floor for some frenzied Mish. Sarah's dirty talk was on point as I pulled out to give her a massive facial that required some extensive carpet cleaning in addition to her face, LOL
After we showered and got in our jammies (which for Sarah means naked, LOL) we curled up in bed and put on the old Alfred Hitchcock movie "To Catch A Thief". Sarah said I was sawing logs less than half an hour into it - she had worn my old ass out! LOL. But at least she got to enjoy the whole thing.
I woke up with morning wood so I curled up behind Sarah for some spooning doggie which felt amazing. I fllipped her over and put on my vibrating Mio cock ring for some leaned back Mish while she simultaneously used the matching Mimi clit vibrator. I'm guessing Sarah O'd half a dozen times, it was an amazing view! I took off my cock ring and got on top of her for some straddling Russian / BBBJ while she continued using Mimi.
When she was done O'ing I told her I had a special breakfast in bed in mind for her so I went in the kitchen to fetch some pineapple (the peeled and cored variety that Publix sells). I put a big towel on the bed and got on my back. After removing the core she slowly slid the pineapple all the way down my shaft until the head was exposed. Being an experienced grapefruiter, Sarah knew just what to do and started licking and sucking the juice off the head of my cock while she slowly fucked the pineapple up and down on my shaft. It felt just as good if not better than getting grapefruited IMO, LOL.
After pineappling me for about 15 min, Sarah said she wanted me to pound her pussy hard. So she got in Superwoman position and I pounded away with gusto. I asked her if I was fucking her too hard and she said no she was loving it so I fucked her even harder, LOL. The great thing about the Superwoman position on a tall bed is that you can get some nice leverage since you're standing up. I asked her if she would like some cum for her pineapple and she said yes. So I fucked her as hard as I could in Superwoman before pulling out and squirting a big load of cum on her pineapple which she proceeded to eat. OMG, it was a super XXX-rated ending to an amazing dream! Thanks Sarah!
We got in the shower again to clean up our mess before heading back to her place. On the way, Sarah asked if we could stop at Walmart so she could get a few groceries and being the grocery store perv that I am, I said "hell yes", LOL. I posted some pics of Sarah's hot little ass in tight jeans pushing a grocery cart below for your visual pleasure.
Will repeat! I don't think Sarah is currently advertising so I'm putting this in the UTR thread - trusted senior members can PM me for contact info.
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Link to "Maitland Mom Sarah (Frozen 2 - Into the Unknown)":
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3920-Utr&p=4660368&viewfull=1#post4660368[/URL]
Link to "Superwoman" position at Bad Girls Bible:
[URL]https://badgirlsbible.com/superwoman-sex-position[/URL]
That makes no sense at all. She's already advertised
She asked me not to post her like that, she wanted to be utr, I can only respect her wishes. She doesn't know this site. I did was she requested me t.
