Massage Parlor Reports

I had a dream that I stopped at king spa on rawson. Received a nice massage from a youngish Chinese girl with poor communication skills. Lots of teasing while face down, including balls.

And anus. On the flip, she kept a towel over my junk and kept re-positioning it whenever it shifted. I finally removed the towel and directed her hand but she resisted so I didn't push it.

She did take my hand and placed it on my junk and squirted a big dose of baby oil on it. I started to play around and stroke myself while trying to talk her into doing it. I guess my.

Persuasive skills are lacking because I never did get her to do the deed, but she did shove a finger in me as I reached critical mass. I wound up laughing my ass off. She was very confused because she couldn't understand how I thought; "she wouldn't touch my cock but she's willing to shove a finger in my butt", was a funny thing. I did tip her. 25 just for making me laugh.

[QUOTE=LuvPetites;2363574]Grand opening Monday (no, really! Not sure how all the others can consider themselves as still opening). This place is above another spa that looks to be closed at 2334 north 124th St, Wauwatosa WI 53226. Place is ok, dimly lit and warm. The ladies I saw were all thin, short and younger (at least for these places, I would guess more 40's than 60's). Massage was good and that's why I was mostly there for. There was some almost teasing here and there, but nothing overt and she made sure things stayed covered. I think more may be available in the future but they are being safe in the beginning and I'm not one to push the envelope too far, especially when I need the massage. It seems once they decide you are really there for other reasons, the massages start to lack. That definitely has happened at Lily on Greenfield.[/QUOTE]I've tried jasmin twice. First time was on that opening day Monday. Got a rather good massage, lots of teasing on the flip, but then at the end she simply said massage over and ran out the door. I gave her a small tip on the way out, as it was a rather good massage and she scribbled her name on a business card and handed it to me and told me to come back. When I saw the flip side of the card and all the affiliated locations, I figured there was no chance for leaving happy there. Decided to try it again anyway (because I'm an idiot) and on the second time there I walked in and there was no one there. Stood around for about ten minutes in the waiting area and heard nothing. Probably ended up lucky there that I didn't blow any more money. Sucks living north of milwaukee, no good AMPs near by since mayfair flaked out.

[QUOTE=BigTeeth;2375310]I've tried jasmin twice. First time was on that opening day Monday. Got a rather good massage, lots of teasing on the flip, but then at the end she simply said massage over and ran out the door. I gave her a small tip on the way out, as it was a rather good massage and she scribbled her name on a business card and handed it to me and told me to come back. When I saw the flip side of the card and all the affiliated locations, I figured there was no chance for leaving happy there. Decided to try it again anyway (because I'm an idiot) and on the second time there I walked in and there was no one there. Stood around for about ten minutes in the waiting area and heard nothing. Probably ended up lucky there that I didn't blow any more money. Sucks living north of milwaukee, no good AMPs near by since mayfair flaked out.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reports. Another we can write off as a waste of time and bad service. You are saving us all money. Thank you.

[QUOTE=BigTeeth;2375310]I've tried jasmin twice. First time was on that opening day Monday. Got a rather good massage, lots of teasing on the flip, but then at the end she simply said massage over and ran out the door. I gave her a small tip on the way out, as it was a rather good massage and she scribbled her name on a business card and handed it to me and told me to come back. When I saw the flip side of the card and all the affiliated locations, I figured there was no chance for leaving happy there. Decided to try it again anyway (because I'm an idiot) and on the second time there I walked in and there was no one there. Stood around for about ten minutes in the waiting area and heard nothing. Probably ended up lucky there that I didn't blow any more money. Sucks living north of milwaukee, no good AMPs near by since mayfair flaked out.[/QUOTE]After 240 Asian providers and about 400 visits, I think I'm finally catching on. I had lunch today at a Chinese restaurant next door to an AMP. There were five middle aged Asian women at the next table. In their 50's, soft, pudgy, basically looking like younger grandmothers. Just how many times have I gotten someone just like that? Anywhere from just a massage to FS. How many times did I get stuck with one like that and thought, "oh no, just get the massage and get out. " Then 40 minutes later I'm pleading for a HJ. Whats wrong with me? What changed in 40 minutes? Then I looked at my waitress who was about 50. She looked 50-60, average body, and had long black hair in a pony tail. If she was your masseuse every one of you would be disappointed. Yet I have been fucking a mamasan for the past 20 years who looks just like her. I like her, she's an old friend, and its free. But why? Afterwards I try to forget it happened. I think some of it is that you and this woman are together for 40 minutes. As each minute passes you get more comfortable with her. She's touching you and seems to enjoy it. Her touch actually feels good so long as you arn't looking at her. Your mind is racing back to the times a 23 year old Korean spinner was riding you. After 40 minutes you are friends. Who is going to know and who cares, so you just go with it. Most likely you won't go back because you are searching for the unicorn that looks like the Korean spinner. Sometimes the real slap in the face is when they refuse or tell you self serve. Well, I'm not putting on a show for granny Chang. So she gives you a HE but it really wasn't that great. Didn't really feel any better than if you had done it yourself. Very few really know how to build it up gently and sensuously. Or how to hold it and get the rhythm right. Sometimes you will find one with the right size hands, soft skin, soft tough, the perfect grip and rhythm. Easy on the eyes to look at and you get an explosive eruption. Maybe that's happen 40 out of 400 and those were the ones who got repeat business. Too often is just a jackrabbit HJ and your member feels like it was put through a wringer. When its done right, you member feels good, and your balls evacuated and empty as you leave. You tingle all the way home thinking to your self WOW that was great. If not, experienced AMP hobbyists have forgotten what they did 15 minutes later.

Lefty, you should be a writer. You deserve some pay for the entertaining stories you have to tell us all about. Good job! Keep 'em coming

Bones out.

[QUOTE=MrBones;2376031]Lefty, you should be a writer. You deserve some pay for the entertaining stories you have to tell us all about. Good job! Keep 'em coming

Bones out.[/QUOTE]Well bones, that one Thai honey we used to have, she knew how to milk it. Gave her a lot of practice.

Yeah, Lefty, I STILL miss that sweet Thai Honey. Wish we could have double teamed her and got her reaction to that. She was as good a snack as one could have. Tasty and oh, so tight. I loved it when she would gently scream my name while she came. Damn! Time to continue the hunt.

Bones out.

[QUOTE=MrBones;2376556]Yeah, Lefty, I STILL miss that sweet Thai Honey. Wish we could have double teamed her and got her reaction to that. She was as good a snack as one could have. Tasty and oh, so tight. I loved it when she would gently scream my name while she came. Damn! Time to continue the hunt.

Bones out.[/QUOTE]I saw a pic of her online the other day. She's moved on. I hope she's happy with that dude down in Houston. She still looks good. She has a bunch of pics on facebook. Twin sister too. Stop talking about her taste, tightness, its making my toes curl. She's the reason guys go to Thailand and bring one of those girls home. She wasn't cut out to be a provider. I think her husband put her up to it. I think after she moved out she only saw a few of us because she needed to pay her bills. If there one one provider out there over the years I could fall in love with, it would have been her.

[QUOTE=BigTeeth;2375310]I've tried jasmin twice. First time was on that opening day Monday. Got a rather good massage, lots of teasing on the flip, but then at the end she simply said massage over and ran out the door. I gave her a small tip on the way out, as it was a rather good massage and she scribbled her name on a business card and handed it to me and told me to come back. When I saw the flip side of the card and all the affiliated locations, I figured there was no chance for leaving happy there. Decided to try it again anyway (because I'm an idiot) and on the second time there I walked in and there was no one there. Stood around for about ten minutes in the waiting area and heard nothing. Probably ended up lucky there that I didn't blow any more money. Sucks living north of milwaukee, no good AMPs near by since mayfair flaked out.[/QUOTE]My second time was pretty much the same as yours. This time I got a card from Emily who seemed quite timid, almost scared, near mini me and ran out quickly at the end. The first time there was teasing, this girl none and no where as cute. For those interested, the addresses on the card are 737 Mayfair (occasional HE, only other listed place I've been), 1405 summit (waukesha), 11804 national, and 135 and 6th (west bend). The girls I've seen here are not the pudgy grannies at most of the AMPs, but unless someone reports success I'll probably make my next visit back to Cindy.

Had a great massage the other day at om, no one else there. Nice big parking mall lot to park in. Paid. 6 hr. She led me down a hall all the rooms have full walls. She said she would be back. Took my time. A slender 30 ish woman came in. I wasnt on the table but naked. All she kept saying was nice. Layed down on my stomach, she worked my shoulders rubbing on my hands with her legs. I touched her legs intentionally, she said nice again, so I massaged her legs and butt. She climbed on the table straddling my head and massaged my back, again nice. She climbed down and went to the side. Worked my arms, proceeded to my legs and butt. Alot of attention to my butt and the boys. Again nice, She helped me turn over. Said nice, held up six fingers. I held up 4 agreed on. 5 . Away she went working on me to a doubler. Let my hands wander under her clothes. Kinda nice half way through to get the stress lowered. Hot towels, finished the massage basicly worked on my legs and arms. Straddled my head again this time much closer. Didint mind hands on her butt and legs. Nice. Toweled me down hot towels then dry. Helped me get dressed. Gave me a hug. Will return.

[QUOTE=Slither;2379080]Had a great massage the other day at om, no one else there. Nice big parking mall lot to park in. Paid. 6 hr. She led me down a hall all the rooms have full walls. She said she would be back. Took my time. A slender 30 ish woman came in. I wasnt on the table but naked. All she kept saying was nice. Layed down on my stomach, she worked my shoulders rubbing on my hands with her legs. I touched her legs intentionally, she said nice again, so I massaged her legs and butt. She climbed on the table straddling my head and massaged my back, again nice. She climbed down and went to the side. Worked my arms, proceeded to my legs and butt. Alot of attention to my butt and the boys. Again nice, She helped me turn over. Said nice, held up six fingers. I held up 4 agreed on. 5 . Away she went working on me to a doubler. Let my hands wander under her clothes. Kinda nice half way through to get the stress lowered. Hot towels, finished the massage basicly worked on my legs and arms. Straddled my head again this time much closer. Didint mind hands on her butt and legs. Nice. Toweled me down hot towels then dry. Helped me get dressed. Gave me a hug. Will return.[/QUOTE]Where is this AMP or what the name of AMP, could not find it anywhere thank you.

[QUOTE=ParnAndMan;2380690]Where is this AMP or what the name of AMP, could not find it anywhere thank you.[/QUOTE]Same here. For some it seems like it takes way too much effort to actually put the name of the business instead of just initials. Makes absolutely no sense to me.

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[QUOTE=ParnAndMan;2380690]Where is this AMP or what the name of AMP, could not find it anywhere thank you.[/QUOTE]I've never tried an AMP but this one sounds tempting. If only I knew what OM meant or where it's located!

[QUOTE=XFactor414;2381263]I've never tried an AMP but this one sounds tempting. If only I knew what OM meant or where it's located![/QUOTE]I assume OM is Oriental Massage in St Francis. They also own 3 other locations around Milwaukee. Not as good as it sounds in my opinion. Most of the ladies are 50 and over.